#i wasnt even thinking abt that. its my job to make sure im on top of that not his.
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dropping out of college for the second time. i think after this i need to get a hands-on job that doesn't require a degree but is in my field. cuz a lot of those will pay you to go to school. and ive always stayed on top of it when somebody else's money was on the line (dumb)
#i want to scream and cry and throw up i am TWENTY.... augh.#talked abt it with my boy last night tho and he helped a lot#i was so scared. cuz ive never had a friend or anyone im close with be like... supportive abt it.#obvs he wasnt like 'yeah drop out of school thats awesome'#but he wasnt mad at me at all and didnt lecture me or look disappointed#and he hugged me and he said he was sorry because he promised to help and didnt ;-;#i wasnt even thinking abt that. its my job to make sure im on top of that not his.#but ik i need support with that. and it felt so nice to have someone acknowledge that and say they should have given it to me. augghhh.#hes so good to me its crazy. anyway.#next fall. i will attempt again. the goal is to take 1 class i am interested in and 1 i actually Need.#instead of two i need but hate.#and he is going to help me with it#Well thats sort of plan b. i am also applying to any jobs i can find that are in my field and pay enough for me to live off
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I would love to see a Blorbo ranking for your blorbos from Les Mis, if you are willing to share :)
so i made a character tierlist, i dont actually hate thenardier but its funny to hate him. for side characters: m mabeuf would be guy!!!, fauchlevent would be eh (although the graveyard scene was funny), and marius's relations would all be in eh/mildly annoying because i have no strong feelings about them.
you did say blorbo ranking though and i have no idea what exactly that entails so im just going to do everything i can think of. so heres a list of everyone on the tierlist and a few thoughts on each of them
enjolras 12/10
love of my life, top kin, red <3, hes literally just a guy god i wish i was him its all i ever want hes so !!!!!
grantaire 10/10
love him, probably more like me than enj lmao, jaded, alcoholic, cynic, ao3 always makes him an artist but i dont remember them saying that in the book??? maybe i missed it though, it did say that he knows all the best spots in paris though so thats pretty cool
feuilly 10/10
self taught king, he makes fans, he wants to deliver the world and i support him. we all need a feuilly in our lives
combeferre 10/10 (these ratings are a little redundant at this point)
fan interpretation always makes him a bookworm nerdy guy (which i have also done) which i understand bc in the book hugo talks abt how he wants to learn everything and he loves progress and education, but honestly i feel like hes a lot warmer and more social than people characterize him. like they talk about how compassionate he is and how he focuses on the actual people in the revolution more than the movement as a whole
gavroche
literally just a little guy, hes got his two children in his wooden elephant what more could a street urchin want
courfeyrac
party guy, literally tholomyes but if he wasnt a dick, love him for it. actually thinking abt it, tholomyes was a poet right?? and hugo compares him w courf so,,, poet courf???
bossuet
unlucky, actually named lesgle, bald, in a poly relationship w joly and musichetta
eponine
bro she was not that close with marius in the book, and i dont think she even knew the amis. its fun to pretend she did though. also the musical makes marius actually care that she dies which is sweet i guess. also i love every queer eponine interpretation.
jehan
jean provaire, medieval enthusiast, just a little guy i guess. trans/nb jehan is one of my favorite things actually
joly
happy guy, apparently nicknamed jolly because of that, doctor(?), likes self diagnosing, must suck being a germaphobe in 1832
bahorel
tbh i forgot like everything the book said abt him. im pretty sure he was the guy who saved marius from being kicked out of law school though?? and also visibly expresses disgust when he passes by law school??? king.
javert
single-minded policeman, love the themes and internal struggle, javerts soliloquy and stars are some of my favorite songs in the musical
jean valjean
all around a good guy, white bread personality but like,, nice. so i guess hes more like the pre-made pound cake you can get at the store. certified girlboss tho
cosette
pretty? i like the cottagecore interpretations but also shes literally just a lonely child from 1832 so i guess its just by default. she seems like the type of girl who would be a pleasure to have in class
fantine
sad lady, cosettes mom, i wish she had just gotten cosette back from the thenardiers when she had her job but oh well.
marius
annoying little bitch boy mf i swear to god he deserves very little of what he gets. also isnt he like 10 years older than both cosette and eponine??? 1832 moment i guess. anyways hes not that bad but its funny to hate on him.
madame thenardier
me when child abuse, kinda a girlboss in the musical but in the book shes just kinda there
monsieur thenardier
little rat bitch man, fuck that guy, but also hes literally a cartoon villain and its funny
also the tierlist is made in mspaint, i would have found pictures for everyone but a lot of them arent in the 2012 movie long enough for anyone (me) to know whos who so. crunchy mspaint version
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bakugō helping you clean your room - gn reader
- fluff, comfort
- warnings: doesnt exactly say depression but can be implied? reader will just say they lost motivation lately and felt like they couldn’t do anything bc its been a hard time but im leaving it as vague as possible so anyone can imply anything really, no swearing <3
- wc: 983
a/n: :o first writing post!! i got this idea when i saw a vid on my yt rec and it was a clean in real time w me vid i love cleaning vids
baku a lil ooc i think not sure i didnt wanna make him sound too harsh bc reader doesnt need that attitude rn but i hope he still sounds blunt enough for him to be bkg
p.s. this isnt edited and written in proper grammar. i use u, ur, lowercase, literally how i text so just a heads up. i’ll come back and rewrite this properly one day maybe
#! bakugō😑 hes loud
#! enters ur room by stomping until he realizes that there isnt floor space to stomp
#! adruptly stops and lets out one of his little “oh?” while he stares at ur lying body on the bed with ur head stuffed in between two pillows
#! “baby?” and he’ll get a grunt and a whine from u in return
#! “ur rooms a little... do u need help?” he mumbles
#! u slowly get up and look at him from across the room while mumbling something
#! “what? speak up”
#! he maneuvers his way thru ur room to u
#! “i said i havent had the motivation to do anything lately. its been hard for me to do much to be honest. im sorry it’s so messy, i know this wasnt what u were expecting when u came in”
#! “tch, don’t apologize. ur fine. i’ll clean it. wanna help?”
he starts clearing out all of the dirty laundry laying around ur room and while he does that u take ur time picking up some cups around ur desk area. u placed the used cups, some still had water and some was empty, into an empty basket laying around so u can bring it all out to the kitchen at once.
bakugō works fast so he was already done with picking up the dirty laundry and was now folding and hanging ur clean laundry thats just been sitting in the corner of ur room waiting to be put away.
“do u want to time urself? or do some countdown to help u stay focus or something?” bakugō asked u once he saw that u got distracted with some keychain on ur desk.
“hmm? oh, sure! sorry i just haven’t seen that keychain in a while heh.”
“it’s fine. here, use my phone and give urself however much time u need.”
“thank u katsu~,” u said, grabbing his phone and giving urself 10 minutes to pick up the remaining cups (and a plate but lets not talk abt that), go to the kitchen, and come back.
u made it back with almost 3 minutes remaining and decided to lay back down until the timer went off. bakugō was finishing up the last bit of ur laundry and was just organizing ur closet.
u heard the closet door close and brought ur head up to see bakugō walking towards u on the bed. he brought his arms out and u sat up to wrap ur arms around his waist while he’s standing, hugging ur shoulders.
“good job, baby. im hella proud of u. do u wanna keep resting? i can clean the rest.”
“no! i’ll help, what do i do?”
he lets out a low chuckle and tells u that u can go get a big trash bag from the kitchen so u guys can throw away any junks found while cleaning ur desk and shelves. bakugō began vacuuming, seeing that the floor was pretty much clear from any clutter that could get in the way, while u left to do ur task.
when u came back with the trash bag and some disinfecting wipes, he was halfway done vacuuming so u decided to start clearing out one of ur shelves. this was one of a few u have that holds some random books and figures that just so happens to be in ur room (yk those random stuff u find in ur room that u dont know where it came from but u do know abt it, yea im talking abt those)
u took everything out to wipe the shelf with the disinfecting wipes and then began sorting thru ur items so ur shelf can be less clustered. a little humming and sorting later, u finally decided on what to keep and what to throw and started putting it all back onto ur shelf.
bakugō just finished vacuuming and went over to u to help clean the other shelves so it’ll be done faster. he chose the top three shelves and took everything off at once. he wiped down all three and started sorting thru ur belongings, asking u now and then if u wanna keep something because he wasn’t sure. soft humming could be heard from u and echoing hums could be heard from bakugō.
bakugō has a good memory so he remembers where everything is suppose to go, so dont worry ur pretty little head abt him messing up ur stuff. after all, he does care abt u and everything related to u.
u were done with the two shelves he left u, so u went over to ur desk and repeated the taking everything out, wiping it down, and sorting process all over again for every corner of ur desk. bakugō eventually finished and came over to help ur last bit.
u were sitting on ur desk chair rearranging a small figure u have of ur favorite character from ur favorite show when bakugō suddenly lifted u up so he can sit on the chair and u on his lap.
u gasped at this and held onto his arms while he tightens his grip on u. after a moment and u guys settled down, u went back to ur figure while bakugō stuffed his soft face into the nape of ur neck. he leaves kisses on ur neck and shoulder before finally resting his chin onto ur shoulder.
“u did a great job today. if u ever need help remember im here for u, angel. u dont have to feel bad over something u cant control. i’ll keep telling u until it’s drilled into ur head, you’ll even hear it in ur sleep.”
at the last sentence u let out a quick laugh, but nodded ur head telling him u understand.
“i love u katsu.”
“hmm, love u more.”
#written with love - ar#this was longer than i intended#u gave the junk u guys found to ur classmates asking if they wanted anything and denki took majority of it. thanks denki#one mans trash is another mans treasure they say!! hell yea!#bakugo x reader#bakugo katuski x reader#bnha x reader#bakugo x gn!reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki x gn!reader#bakugo katsuki#mha x reader#bakugo comfort#bakugo fluff
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I am not over it. I am SO not over IT. I read the SNK manga YEARS ago when it was only chapter 100 and one day I had the dumb idea to continue that shit. I am not PLEASED and Hanji's death UTTERLY WRECKED ME, someone who wasn't even a Hanji Stan!! reading the manga made me fall in love with her quiet determination, leadership skills, and sense of duty when before I was more of an Armin type of girl? She just. won me over. and her death was NOT OKAY. I CRIED while saying no no nO NOOO OH MY GOD -
and it TORE ME APART and she was the only person in my mind ever since and I couldn't read the manga in the same nonchalant way ever again. i'm sorry i promise im getting somewhere! it legit ruined my moods and made me so sad all the time IT WAS THAT BAD and i started hating eren with absolute passion. Idek where to start? How her death was pointless & nobody gave a fuck?? and Levi thought of FRICKING ERWIN instead of Hans & I wasnt even a Levihan shipper it doesnt make SENSE! He just LOST HANS
-- and all he can think about is FUCKING ERWIN. come on MAN, and she parented the 104th even REINER had more emotions than these mfers. Everyone is alive EXCEPT HER, like onyakapon and even yelena, minor characters, it just feels so UNFAIR, i'm not mad abt death, i breathe angst like it was chocolate it was just so pointless and meaningless and no one even grieves, especially Levi who was closest to her. there was just no room for her in the plot anymore and thats what makes me pissed -
- not bc it was her time, but bc she ran out of uses to the plot and like in GOT where the character is smarter than the author. not only that, she was made so powerless and pathetic and she felt so useless and she died like that. where's the justice? the character arc? right she was there Just to Save Levi :// it's like that quote from gone girl - "the world will know that [man] threw his beloved wife like garbage, and she floated past down all the other abused, unwanted, INCONVENIENT, women"
(sorry for the fem pronouns, i'm all abt anime hange here). and its not like she wasnt a fan favorite, she's top 3 of the last character poll. just bc shes not levi and eren and armin. and cmon. yams had to nerf and minus 100 out of her iq for the INSANE plan of fucking zeke and the yeagerists, can you BELIEVE she trusted and was OUTSMARTED by ZEKE, who legit massacred the survey corps, even though SHE HAD THE SAME LEVEL OF IQ?? but noooo, plot reasons!! shes not eRwIn, what you expect 🙃
im upset, not bc my fav character died but bc it was meaningless (if falco can fly, why tf didnt he do that in the first place) and hollow in logic and in emotion. maybe snk's lesson to us is life is unfair and we should suck it up. it wasn't well earned & yams wrote hanji in a corner, like (again) in GOT where no matter what daenerys chose she was wrong. sorry i dumped all this to you!! if you're still here, thank you for listening to my month long pent up emotions, im still really sad about it
- and idk how to let go? but your writings have definitely made me feel better, it just comforts me like Levi to a bottle of bleach. thank you for still writing!!! about an anime girl in a fictional world and still delivering more emotion than the original author. my heart definitely feels better these days, though it still aches bc she deserves so much better & didnt deserve whatever the fuck she was given, thank you for championing hanji zoe rights! im 99% sure she wont be revived -
but she lives on in your writings and other fanfiction authors and artworks and i'm just so grateful we have a community like this, honestly im just glad you're here :) keep doing what you do and i hope you're safe and warm & healthy!! also to every hanji stans out there one fucking day when we love a character the author wont rip our hearts and throw it to the garbage, im so so sorry for my long long ask but if i could request maybe eren apologizing to hanji inpaths or when she got captured or
or when she died or you choose!! i saw this art by @siroyuki 2015 in twitter where he's hugging her and shit, you should check it out it gave me feels!! i just want her to be loved and appreciated :((( again thank you so much if you made it this far! im sorry if you're annoyed or smthn HHAHAHA i promise this is the last! thank you for your service to humanity we stan 💪😩👌💕💞
ah don’t you let canon frustrate you, it doesn’t matter anyway :D like you saud, we still have fics and fanarts
however, yeah, i do kinda feel you :/ like the way yams keeps glossing over hange's death is actually a bit weird? like i know they're at war and i know that they have no time for grieving etc but the kids were literally bawling their eyes when hange died but no mention of her sacrifice at all after that? like in 136, gabi said that they should stop the rumbling to repay azumabito's kindness and that's ummmmmmm.... a little bit weird. sure, gabi is a little girl with no connection to hange but reiner, jean and connie were there, when gabi said that and they saw hange’s sacrifice, so why not say something like “yeah, we can’t let commander hange’s sacrifice go to waste?” like come on. what did azumabito do? let falco transform on the board of her ship, so now she travels on a boat? i don't think that can compare to hange's acts though. she literally brought these mfs who were ready to jump at each other's throat together and then she sacrificed her own life to give them yet another chance at success. a sacrifice that was proved to be utterly meaningless in the very next chapter? why did falco learn about his ability to fly only after hange died? why didn't he discover it upon first transformation? :/
oh, and speaking of hange's character arc? like i get it, she was depressed, she struggled with her role as a commander (even though she did everything she could and she did a damn good job at it). and i guess that this plotline was kinda resolved when she heard that erwin approved of her actions? and that's cool, if what we've seen was actually an afterlife and not hange's hallucination. because if it was indeed a product of her mind then that's, um, kinda depressing bro. hange was so desperate for someone's approval that she dreamed about it while literally dying. i just don't understand why yams didn't include a scene where kids tell her how much they respect her and what an honor it was to serve under her command or SOMETHING. but as it is, hange died, thinking she was weak and useless and, um, yeah, certainly not the end you want for your favorite character :)
so yeah, hange's death was kinda meaningless and pointless - it didn't serve the plot whatsoever + it could have been very easily avoided
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Have you seen SADIE BEUGRE? DEL is in HER/THEIR SENIOR year. The MATHEMATICS MAJOR is 24 years old & is a CAPRICORN. People say SHE/THEY are GRITTY, BEWITCHING, RETICENT and WASPISH. Rumors say they’re a member of HASTINGS. I heard from the gossip blog that SHE BIT AN EX-BOYFRIEND’S PINKY FINGER OFF AFTER SHE FOUND OUT HE CHEATED, AND THEN HAPPILY SERVED TIME FOR IT.
im tommy im a freak and of course i am here to get freakalicious with u all... this is my newest frankenstein type creation named sadie i know .02% about her yet but i am more than confident she will b nothing but a fun time! like this if ur down to plot!
TW: VIOLENCE, MENTIONS OF JAIL/PROSECUTION, MENTIONS OF SUICIDE, DRUG USE
BACKSTORY
capricorn sun / virgo moon / scorpio rising
raised by her uncle Big (his name) who is a hermit shut in town local in the depths of the florida marshland like some goosebumps protagonist. hes gone far past socially acceptable in terms of his ability to connect with the modern person but is wise beyond belief... his whole vibe is a warped cross between a cryptid and a mountain man that forages and cooks neighborhood plants. married for 27 years before his wife passed from illness. its quite possibly the only thing hes ever been emotional about
but dels entry to his life throws a wrench in his sadness (despite abandonment being what they bond over). she takes the focus away from his loss with her presence; her dad, his brother, died in a tragic train-car collision around the same time (which is speculated to be a suicide bt nobody can ever really be sure). he was a single parent so her custody is thrown up in the air for a few months as cps decides what they r gna do with this freshly orphaned little scrapper
she just kinda turns up on his doorstep n from there they cohabit a space. shes arnd 6-7 at this time... big never seemed to b phased by the fact tht she was a child n tended to treat her more like an apprentice or guest. he was never close to her father because of their age difference, being the older out of the two, so to have his daughter become his responsibility is just..... weird
this doesnt mean that he wouldnt provide for her bt it was. not very parental whatsoever.... no conversation or interaction beyond what was necessary. she was a mute fr a while and still is? to a degree.... very short spoken
when she got to her preteens he offered her an allowance in exchange for little odds and ends of stuff to be taken care of around the house. errands n all tht.... sometimes he wld purposefully leave things for her to pick up n take care of without mentioning it for a bonus. taught her the importance of saving your money and the horrid corruptness of a society basing everythings worth off paper. big exposed her to a lot of knowledge and took advantage of her silent curiosity by fueling it with books, homeschooling, life skills (catching a fish, setting a trap, knowing your berries in the woods...... the works)
her teens carried out the same way bt with the introduction of a real job, a spot down at the local butcher shop checking people out at the register and helping around the back of house. del knows a great deal abt cow/pig/chicken/etc anatomy from her years here..... she committed to being 100% vegan into her early twenties because of her trauma frm this occupation
it paid very well tho n was the best gig she was going to get within a reasonable biking route from home. so she settled!
the plan wasnt to keep it up for long anyway. she worked rly hard for her spot at yates and didnt intend to ever screw herself over. her plan was to get her bachelors, masters, become a professor, pursue a personal hobby of agriculture and build an elaborate greenhouse to live in
bt things happen.....
some 35yr old douche with a green thumb woos her at a gardening store n swoops in to teach her a little more abt romance; all of this, of course, under the guise that he had all these tips and tricks for living environmentally friendly. a lame hippie wannabe that shouldve never even approached her bt alas.... he did
love is a touchy subject n it hadnt been something she set her sights on, but she was interested in wht this dude could teach her n at 19 she ended up falling in love. she delayed her education to stay an extra year back home and work out another plan which included him
this was very disappointing to her uncle bt he didnt have anything to say abt it. it was never parental before n it was never going to be, so this was another lesson she wld just have to overcome on her own
it turns out that she doesnt care for infidelity. when the confession comes out its met with a lot of screaming, bawling, blistering white hot anger. the whole incident is blacked out of her mind to b honest....
matters of the heart are no longer something to concern herself with because of the repercussions of her rash behavior regarding heartbreak O________O she spent a year in jail n still has to attend therapy / anger management meetings
deep down she is still hurting. there was a lot of pain... bt the sadness is not over the loss of some noob. she is in a state of constant disappointment, detaching from herself out of shame. putting her own life on pause only for it to turn out like that? stupid stupid stupid...
PERSONALITY
chugging along! tldr spectre-like swamp nymph aura with the slightest (not so slight) unhinged feral tendencies
delicate like a moth resting in the gleam of a flashlight.... her anger singes her wings when shes too comfortable staying in one place, so theres always constant stimulation, always shifting gears. shes prone to feeling threatened; that being said, sadie is wary of walking in crowds, a little bit skittish when approached without making eye contact beforehand. like a small grey kitten..... in a big wide world
has a hard time keeping a conversation bt is very interested in debate, and even more so in studying alongside someone in complete silence. it reminds her of home in the same sense tht her uncle wld nudge her to keep reading by always having his own book open
doesnt have many friends and is alright with that. rumors are tht she is still a virgin bt who really knows? not i...... bt i wldnt be surprised if this was true. shes not impressed by people nor material items so this whole yates crowd is a turn off
she is truly clueless when it comes to how to behave around anyone her age. i think she understands but it just doesnt compute. she could come off as impolite bt it is just standoffishness? some people cld try to crack her but i dont think even she knows what that would be, or what that would look like. even in her one (1) failed relationship it was never deep heart to hearts or sharing dinner..... solitude is her realm
del is very comfortable with herself, very open with her wardrobe! doesnt leave too much to the imagination? she appreciates the human experience n expresses that thru this whole “body is a temple” type thing.... not quite confidence, but proudness of being. has gotten multiple notices frm professors for her tops being too sheer, nylons too ratted up, etc. has dirt under her fingernails half the time, chipped polish, some chapstick. smudges her eyeshadow on with her fingers
doesnt smoke cigarettes all too often but is dependent on weed. it kinda perpetuates her paranoid demeanor bt at the same time it keeps her lax enough to be able to mentally handle city life
her room is a playground for huge monstera plants, christmas cacti, ivy creeping along the doorway. she sleeps on a tiny thin mattress on the floor with a linen sheet and has her books stacked up on the ground next to it to hold her ashtray. the whole thing is dumb empty
takes her studies seriously and pinches every penny she can..... she has never ordered herself a coffee frm somewhere before, ordered food frm a restaurant... nothing. i wld think the most she would branch out from harvesting everything on her own is buying a bag of sunflower seeds frm a gas station, but even then, she much prefers eating stuff she grows herself. has a tomato plant, some basil beginning to sprout, etc.... manageable crops for any college students tiny space
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bt yea thats it thats all! connections cld be all over the place. im legit open to anything. theres only a few tht come to mind right off that bat:
a few people that get along with her? same classes? they shared a bowl n now theyre getting into the nitty gritty of some personal conversation that is veering into no mans land....
some sort of clueless makeover moment? arent rly into sadie as a person bt see a lot of potential... perhaps need a plus one to a party on the fly and figure thats the best option theyve got
crushes? this wld be fun n potentially dangerous! like playing with a hot cast iron pan or something :)
again im vry new to rp so i wld like to leave a lot of stuff up to chemistry, brainstorming n stuff like that, but please consider everything on the table! what i hav mentioned is the tip of the iceberg im so burnt out n i wrote a lot more than i intended to i am so sorry but i promise i am friendly
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fuck it, all the evens for the quarantine ask, there are no rules anymore
NO RULES NO RULES NO RULES!! putting this under a cut to spare yall lmao
2. Grilled cheese or PB&J?
GRILLCHEESE. i have recently developed an idealogical opposition to peanut butter but also have you ever been awake at like Too Late and ur jus vibing and u make a grilled cheese and have ur midnight grillcheese? fucking MAGICAL. avery and i all the time when it is Too Late will be like “i want something. what do i want what is it GRILLCHEESE” and then we grill a cheese.
4. Your go-to bar order, if you drink?
i dont drink ! but i do love to have fancy, nonalcoholic drinks....no go-to bar order tho rip
6. Top three cuisines?
i like...italian food, ofc, as anyone who knows my last name would probably guess, but also my top fav is like mediterranean & middle eastern food ? like fuck man what i would not do in life for a good gyro
8. What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?
i have not, uh, strictly had jobs, as such, but uh a fun fact abt me is that i did Literally Every Possible Volunteer Position at my church i think lkjhgfhfhs.
10. Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?
answered!
12. What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?
OK SO. there is this place near my mom’s college that i think might just literally be called the bagel place and they have a kind of bagel named after their school mascot which is just. bagel, and then you toast it, adn put cream cheese on each half, and then you put some regular cheese on the top of it and put it in a broiler and melt the cheese and its SO GOOD and thats my ideal bagel.
14. Favorite mug you own
THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION. sofia gave me a yellow mug and its little and v round and decorated w flowers and its SO GOOD and its my fav. i also have a black skull mug and a haunted mansion mug that i LOVe adn theyre all in MARYLAND STILL HELP. i miss them.
16. Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)
it took a concerted effort here not to choose something from next to normal which tells you how intensely GOING THRU IT i am. there’s a song called “better in the morning” by birdtalker that my spotify discover weekly hit me w during a late night breakdown that sort of encapsulates my “this fuckin SUCKS bro but we’re gonna keep goin tho” vibe.
18. What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?
SHAME OVER INTERESTS IS BORING. ITS 2020. SOMETIMES I WATCH OLD EPISODES OF SHAKE IT UP WITH MY SISTERS. no but my real answer is....i really genuinely unironically love high school musical the musical the series. is it good? not, like, really! but i love it. its probably made me tear up. but im not embarrassed abt it lmao 20. Do you match your socks?
answered!22. What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)
JKHGSDAF my phase was “Undiagnosed ADHD” so it was , All The Phases really but no it was star wars for sure. but star wars wasnt a PHASE mom thats who i AMMMM
24. What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?
i...no opinion? they’re..fine?
26. You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?
ok theres a local like, dairy farm that makes a FUCKING MAGICAL watermelon lemonade in the summer and i would do anything to have that shit year round 28. What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?
knitting! embroidery! uhhhh time management when ur trapped and have adhd! other assorted mental health strategies, like “how to explain to ur teachers that u need help bc ur brain is just Chaotic and also the WORLD IS ENDING, catriona, PLEASE no more essays.” 30. Where could someone find you in a museum?
depends on the museum! but ur best bet is “genuinely crying over van goghs” or otherwise having Very Big Emotions over someone like monet or agnes martin
32. Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?
ALL OF THESE. probably sunset clouds but also i cannot TELL you how much i miss stars when im out in MD being a Big City Boy.
34. Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?
art! altho im thinking of disassembling the Art Wall™ and doing smth else bc its gotten a little chaotic in here lately
36. Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with
ok, like, define sidekick! which of the young avengers are “sidekicks” if its just a group of gay friends doing universe-saving together?? would you relegate billy kaplan to “sidekick” status? sidekick to WHOM? anyway the answer is teddy altman.
38. Favorite mid-2000s song
answered!
40. Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?
the couch corner is MINE, babey!! (8 ppl in ur house does mean a big L shaped couch is relatively necessary.) altho recently ive developed a habit of whenever i see someone sitting in a spot i decide that is now My Spot. the person already there doesnt have to move! but i will also be sitting there now thank you. no, im not craving physical affection, why do you ask?
42. A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving
i dont think i expected to Fall In Love with carly rae jepsen, i dont think ! but her power.....wow.
44. Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?
quote that relates to the photos, usually! with maybe a little explanation. most of the photos i post are arts so it’ll be like “this is carrion hes a bitch i love him” etc
46. What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?
i dont think...anything in the freezer in my apartment is mine? i think ive got some ben and jerry’s phish food in there tho which is DEFINITELY bad by now, FUCK, but also toaster waffles, conceptually, would be my answer.
48. Do you like Jello?
yes ! it is . Fun To Eat.
50. How are you at climbing trees?
pretty bad, bc coordination is a no and im afraid of heights, but i sure do love to try ! and then get too scared!
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ok i just saw this existed, i live on tumblr mobile where i ignore the activity tab and scroll endlessly, bear w me
Animated character that was your gay awakening? uhhhhhhh,,,....,,,.. if i remembered anything abt my childhood i would tell u, im gonna say rukia from bleach because i want gorgeous short people to step on me
Grilled cheese or PB&J? peanut butter Always... tho if it was a fancy grilled cheese (there is a special preparation).... i would be torn
What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on? it really depends! i bounce around, i watch a lot of baumgartner restorations, i watch a LOT of nyx fears video essays on horror movies i would never watch, i watch longplays of, like, nier automata bc im still delighted by cryaotic?
Your go-to bar order, if you drink? i dont really get to order a lot of drinks at bars, itll depend, if im with friends ill order as many things off the cocktail menu as my money allows, if im with my parents ill order long island iced teas or whiskey and lemonade
What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own? i literally own like 3 pairs of shoes, one of which being the only pair i can actually safely wear haha.... but my favorite pair is the black red and gold converse that dont fit anymore but still remind me of high school
Top three cuisines? mexican, italian, whomever the fuck invented kasoundi
What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)? yeah as said above i have no clue about anything about my childhood so idk i think mum said once that my first proper word was just ‘no’ which sounds abt right
What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had? idk if my last job counts? i mean i used to do all round garden labor stuff until my pain got worse and i literally couldnt anymore so i got relegated to desk work
Look up. What’s directly across from you? oh a container of pesto i didnt like the flavour of and just... forgot to throw out.... i will do that tomorrow
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general? i have a rwby poster signed by ray and jack? its p cool
Preferred way to spend a rainy day? preferred right now? wrapped in a metric fuckton of blankets w my partner
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted? i..... dont like bagels
Brunch or midnight snacks? i live a weirdly scheduled life, midnight snacks and brunch are interchangeable to me now, so both
Favorite mug you own i..... dont really have one? all of my actual mugs that are mine have my deadname on them haha
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as? overbrewed black coffee that someone left to go cold before dumping six packs of sugar in
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!) ‘ And I don't want your pity
I just want somebody near me ‘ bc we all love a bit of mitski when we are feeling the self isolation creeping in
Fruity or herbal teas? fruity teas only! or rather i drink fruit tisanes! but if you mean actual tea then herbal, i only drink peppermint tea
What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless? fruits basket! everyone watch the reboot
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying? all the books i read for class sucked but medea wasnt so bad
Do you match your socks? only when theyre very fun patterned socks, and even then sometimes i will match them to the wrong pair but the same pattern, aka my double watermelon combo (i have a pair of green socks w watermelons and a pair of black socks w watermelons so)
Have you ever been horseback riding? no and i never will because i am fucking terrified of horses
What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc) uh.... uh i mean im not sure if it counts as a phase but i was stupid into vampires (to the point of me and my friends constructing the intricate theory that our teacher was a vampire and we had to kill her by the time we graduated (she was not and we did not and i hate all of those people now) i was just the weird conspiracy kid i guess, we used to spend every lunch staring across the oval at a house we were SURE an alien lived in (it was just a plastic bag being rustled by a fan)
Have you ever been to jail? bkdnbrb god no
What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)? im a lazy susan
Puzzles? i cant solve a rubiks cube but give me a 2000 piece jigsaw and ill sit there for 6 hours trying to solve it
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it? oh this is tough..... orange juice, the fancy kind but with no bits in it, i used to like the bits but these days i just want a clean juice experience
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore? ,,,,,,the ya fiction section, i never buy anything from there but i like to see if series i read as a teenager ever got new instalments after i stopped liking them
What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now? how to sleep like a normal person
Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat? uh, it depends! lizzo or my playlist of musicals! (which is literally just starkid/tcb stuff)
Where could someone find you in a museum? i could literally be anywhere, probably in front of some old piece though, just staring for an hour bc im struck by the majesty of it (and my legs probably locked up so i couldnt move anyway)
What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to? so i have a nice white button up and some really nice jeans i just got, and my suspenders, and my cool blue heels that i know i cant wear bc my legs cant handle walking in heels anymore, but it would look cool am i right
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds? i look up at my roof which is almost entirely covered in glow in the dark stars and then stare into the camera (i wish every day that my roof was like the roof of the healthy harold van, i still have fucking dreams of that beautiful ceiling)
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be? non traditional? id want a lizard that could curl round my shoulders like a leathery scarf
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs? i dont have any photos on my wall so art by default
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go? i just want the pensive emoji tattooed in the small of my back so if i wear a crop top everyone has to suffer with me
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with fuck superheroes they suck, can i hang out with jason todd red hood style
Lakes, rivers, or oceans? oceans, i want to go to the beach so fucking bad
Favorite mid-2000s song i dont really have a Big Favorite but like..... i constantly thank god for esteban
How do you dress when you’re home alone? ive been in the same sweatpants and old paint shirt i got from my painting and decorating course for three days
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)? armchair closest to the kitchen, perfect to make a quick escape if dad comes in
Knives or swords? knives, i dont have the upper body strength for swords
A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving? oh uh run away with me by crj, *bwoooooooo buhnuhnuuuuuu buhnuhnuuuuuhhh buhnuhnuuuuhhhhh*
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BUT SPECIFICALLY ONLY CERTAIN PARTS FROM EACH OF THEM BC COLLECTIVELY THEY SUCK BUT PARTS OF THEM ARE PERFECT
Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online? no caption i dont want people to really acknowledge that i post things
Name a classic Vine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anQds9PQ7CA
What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store? hash browns hash browns hash browns ONLY
How do you top your ice cream? god its been so long since ive been able to eat ice cream.... with the reeses peanut butter ice cream shell topping
Do you like Jello? jelly is the pinnacle of our society and i wish i were eating it right now
What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did? i wish i had a picture of myself and my partner so i could set it as my phone lock screen (that or i wish i had a picture of me and a friend i really dearly miss bc i have pics of her in my phone but not of us together and i want some but i cant bring myself to say so)
How are you at climbing trees? theres a tree in my front yard i used to be able to hang off but nowadays i think id hurt myself just trying to lift my nasty meat sack off the ground trying
#long post#christ that took like 3 hours#i dont know things about myself#thanks for asking though#Anonymous
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´ ･ . ✶ ⧼ madchen amick, non binary, she & they / fucked my way to the top by lana del rey + eyes the color crimson and hands stained in crimson, too. victim of the underworld, you are not. you came, not to sit silent at his side as dutiful wives do, but to whisper in his ear. pouted lips smeared ruby stoke the flames of his darkest impulses and his deepest desires. you are the conqueror. you are the queen. and may god have mercy upon anyone who underestimates this : because you will not. ⧽ ━━ don’t look now, but that’s ATHENODORA. the TWO THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED & TWENTY TWO ( varying physical ) year old GIFTED VAMPIRE has been here in seattle for three minutes, and is considered a member of the VOLTURI. they’ve always been MACHIAVELLIAN & INDOMITABLE, but i guess this town just brings out the worst in people ; apparently, they’ve been way more INSOUCIANT & SUPERCILIOUS than usual. it wouldn’t surprise me if they knew what was going on. click HERE to check out her stats.
they told you that you were a nobody,
so you became the QUEEN. ( now everybody knows your name )
SECTION ONE OF THREE : background / human era. trigger warnings for talk of pregnancy, death, abuse
born circa 502 bc, in a little village that has no lasting name nor impact in ancient greece.
five of the children born to her parents survived to adulthood, and since she was the last one... it is almost like, her whole life, she has been suffering from younger child syndrome. who knew !
she very literally grew up in a diff time, so when i say she wasn’t rly close to any of her siblings, i don’t mean it in a like... horrible way. it’s not a reflection of character. they just didn’t have a tight sibling bond, though she loved them greatly.
same w her parents. they were unexceptional people who lived unexceptional lives, and though she was grateful for, u know... their creation of her - they were not close. they did not, in laymans terms, have the lorelai and rory gilmore dynamic.
her whole family were content to live their dismal lives, and... tho athenodora did not vibe, she, again - grew up in a diff time. of course she dreamt of more. of course she prayed to the gods for something better. but she was achingly aware of the fact that no such future would ever exist for her. such is life in 400 whatever bc, bumfuck, greece.
she was just barely eighteen when she was married to athanasios, to secure land, or smth, because those were the times. of course it was something like that.
he was... fine, at first. a little small minded ( that wasn’t the ONLY thing that was small, haha ). he, like everyone, was content to live the same old life, and athenodora just... wasn’t. she had been raised on stories of grandeur, and her parents had thought she would settle for the regular - it should not have been a surprise that she didn’t want to, but gods, did she try.
she never loved him, she can safely say ; but she wished that she did. for a long while, athenodora thought it would be easier, and thought that she could do a lot worse. unfortunately... she cld not.
their lives were meant to follow a certain pattern. they had gotten married, and now he would work all day, make them money, tend their land. she would stay home. cook. clean. raise the children that they were sure to have. athenodora was capable of almost everything expected of her, except for the most important part - she couldn’t seem to give him children. not strong sons. not beautiful daughters.
at first, he told her that it was fine.
after a year or so, he still told her that it was fine, but she could see in his eyes that it wasn’t.
two years after this, he called her the ancient greek version of defective for the very first time - and things only got worse from there.
he had always been a perfectly fine husband, until he was not, and athenodora had always wanted to love him, until she did not. she prayed to the gods every morning and night, to give her what her husband so desired. to give her that which would make her life better, even if she knew it would not heal the wounds already caused.
sometimes the gods r not dicks. a miracle! she becomes pregnant, aged twenty four ( i kno it sounded like she was a crone but again please remember the times ). she always thought it was just what was best n only athanasios would care, but , wow... suddenly. she cares. she has never felt this level of love with anything, until now.
but, tragedy :// straight white men ( idk, i just feel like her husband was the root of all evil ) are not so easily satisfied. who wld have guessed he wld continue to be an abusive asshole even after his wife succeeded in getting pregnant? i bet i shocked u all. who wld have guessed that a huge part of his problem wld end up being that suddenly, athenodora clearly cares abt something - and it isn’t him. again. got you all!
over the course of her pregnancy, he becomes, for the first time, a real threat to her - or maybe, athenodora simply never took him seriously until there is another person to think of. either way, she TRULY fears him and what he’s capable of by the time she gives birth, and after he makes some passing remark abt their baby, she yeets the FUCK out of there in the middle of the night, eirene ( baby ) only a handful of days old. she takes what she can carry and nothing more, and she... makes it pretty far, thanks to the kindness of strangers. you love to see it.
she settles somewhere ( she considers to be ) far away, and she makes up a good story : her husband died in a war ( there were probably a lot of time, i dont know ) and she was widowed, left to care for their young daughter alone. i know. its really original. they didnt have tv shows back then to rip stories from though.
stays in a hovel on the edge of their village. think the shittiest home you’ve ever seen and then make it shittier. there are rumors about her being a witch, and she kind of appreciates them, because it keeps kids out of her yard. and shock of all shock : in spite of being... u know. a woman. and not very skilled. she finds a very hot ticket job - working for the very wealthy volturi family who live on the other ( opposite ) outside of town, but like, in a considerably better home, obviously.
honestly, i don’t kno what the ancient greek equivalent of that secretary in new moon is, but that’s the vibe we’re going for, here. she’s like, a chambermaid or smth. and she makes a tidy little sum. doesn’t question her weirdo bosses that much. doesn’t know what anemia is because im p sure it wasnt discovered by then, but presumes they have it.
and maybe, just maybe, it’s the finesse of the century : or maybe, just maybe, it is destiny. in no time at all, she has caught the eye of the volturi’s most eligible bachelor(tm) : caius volturi. many another worker is made upset by this fact, as athenodora is very quickly alotted VERY special treatment as the apple of his eye, which includes, i don’t know... hand delivered baskets of pomegranates, a nicer home and in due time, the simple pleasures of the flesh.
so that’s pretty neat. and life’s pretty fine. she feels like an ancient greek sugar baby, and honestly, isn’t that all she’s ever deserved? she’s got some nice digs ( i don’t think she’d have called them that ) and a man who worships the ground she walks on and who spoils her with pretty things, and most importantly : she is taking care of her daughter, who i absolutely didn’t forget about. eirene is the literal light of athenodora’s life, and everybody knows it. if i say jean valjean and cosette vibes, can we all pretend we get it?
and then it goes to shit. as things do.
her daughter is fourteen years old, when her father finds them ; and she doesn’t know, she never knows, if he was seeking them out or whether it was all DUMB luck. regardless of it all, he is stood inside her home, his breath coming in angry half pants, and athenodora is convinced that this is it. that her end has come. that her freedom is over. she dies, she thinks, or she returns back to the house that was not her home with him. these are her options.
she tells her daughter to leave. she stops him from following. when she is shoved and her head hits the table, she is aware of the option he has chosen for them more than all else - but the gods, or perhaps, just one - intervenes.
until this night, athenodora had never known the truth of the volturi. but when her beloved saves her from athanasios, she sees him for what he is. she UNDERSTANDS. and she isn’t frightened. she should be, for sure, she should be running as fast as she can - but all she can think in that moment is that she is free now in all the ways she has never been... and caius, her love, is something so much larger than this life.
for the first time, the godhood that athenodora has always dreamt of is within her grasp. she makes him promise that once eirene comes of age, he will make her into the same creature that he IS. she makes him swear a solemn oath, and he who has been so infatuated by her for so long cannot argue.
four years. this is all it takes, and then eirene is eighteen - capable of standing upon her own two feet. athenodora leaves her everything - all the gifts she has ever been given, all the wealth accumulated, the home. everything she will not need, once she is gone. and she says a final goodbye.
caius turns her himself. the greatest gift he could ever give her.
and reborn, athenodora is MORE than everyone in her life could ever dream of being. she is the queen of the underworld, the goddess of death. she is all of this, and more. at his side, she finds GREATNESS. and once she had it, athenodora decided she would never again be without.
SECTION TWO OF THREE : volturi era.
became cool. became powerful. very emma frost of her, rly
didnt rly care for the rest of the coven outside of caius but sometimes u gotta hang w scrubs
didyme dies sometime after her turning, and that kind of fucks everybody up
not so much her bc like i said she didnt rly care but... caius b frightened of losing her, i guess
kind of throws a spanner in the works
she spends a lot of time ‘locked away’. not , like, literally ( bc that’s gross! ) but... caius takes over protective to the extreme
uses this time to harness her power and fuck
not always in that order
also spends a lot of time telling him he deserves to b leader
deserves to b the new aro
who needs powers?
not u, caius
go kick their ass baby i got ur flower-
( he doesn’t go kick their ass but man she wishes he wld )
she’s genuinely devoted to him, however, as much as it sometimes seems as if she’s using him as a means to an end
she DOES do that with a LOT of people, but caius... that’s her baby! her darling! her sweetie pie! fuck everybody else in this house caius, she respects YOU !
she jus wants to see him be the best there ever was, and he’s.... p... happy to giv her everything she wants, so their dynamic is actually p equal
we love to see it
anyway lots of years happened and now she’s here
seattle sucks -athenodora’s official review
but she’s fucking SICK of aro’s shit and thinks her 2020 birthday wld be the best time for an official change of pace
obviously aro can read minds so he knows athenodora has high aspirations but he has learned his fucking lesson w killing ppls mates, i guess
lucky for her!
that’s all i got
hehe
SECTION THREE OF THREE : power.
athenodora is an ungifted vampire in twilight canon, but to that i say : fuck ya chicken strips. in equinox, she be special. her power is life force manipulation, in a pretty unique ( and dare i say ) way.
she was a forty two year old woman, when she was turned. she had lived a life, and she had the MARKS to show for it. but the very first time that she drank human blood from the vein, athenodora realized that she was not as unexceptional as she had always been lead to believe she was. vampires do not change. they’re frozen in time, like statues, portraits, photographs... and yet, before caius’ very eyes - athenodora did what no other vampire could. mere seconds passed, and suddenly ; she was stood before her beloved, decades younger. it lasted as long as her thirst was sated, with her age returning to her as her eyes darkened once more. and it happened all over again, when next she fed.
over time, she’s come to understand it well enough. she has a particular love of younger humans ; those in their twenties, and thus, physical primes. she thinks that is, in part, down to her gift ; she seeks these out to drink from because when she feeds, she’s not simply drinking their blood, but also, their life force. she’s taking theirs to add to her own.
like many gifted vampires, she has spent time learning what she can of her gift, and learning whether there is some other way to apply it. it took almost two thousand years, but eventually - athenodora discovered that with a touch, her fingertips to their skin ( and a great deal of focus ), she could render another changed, also. it lasts for only a short amount of time - an hour, maybe a little longer, depending on how strong she is. but it works. and it makes her think that, in all her unlimited time : she might just be able to do even more. be a danger. manipulate life force in a way that can DESTROY. she’ll keep on working on that for as long as she lives.
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haunted house!au with lee minho
prompt: minho falls in love with the actor that jump scared him inside the haunted house at a carnival
genre: fluff???? would it be anything else???? in my happy angst-makes-me-cry household???? pfft.
for: im sorry this one is lightly gender specific for females!! but the only female not made is about dressing as wendy for a costume party which some of my male readers might be uncomfortable with!! (i didnt even think abt it when writing it bc me and one of my guy friends have respectively gone as peter and wendy to costume parties)
warnings: gore mention stuff but its haunted house costumes, swearing ofc but nothing extreme (no slurs).
yo anyway so minhos one of my three ults wowzas Can He Not?
alright lets get to it
You Are Broke.
your major subject at uni really does cost a lot of money. money you have to provide. it sucks basically
whenever you think abt money you have to hold back tears bc You Have None.
:(((((
sorry anyway
one of your housemates is also broke and loves scouring the internet for quick and easy ways to get money, no matter how crazy they are
one night she comes back with an idea that peaks your interest, probably purely bc your card just got declined ordering a coffee at mcdonalds
“y/n you HAVE to do this one!!!!!”
you sigh like “if its selling my sub topic notes online again, im not doing it. i didnt even know someone could be so harsh about highlighter use???”
your housemate is all pfft im not putting you thru that again
“no!! basically, you get $80 to show up for 2 and 1/2 hours at the haunted house place at that carnival nearby!! dude we gotta, its just to scare the fuck outta people and we can like!! cover ourselves in blood!! n stuff!!”
at first your mind was like lmfao 2&1/2 hours at a haunted house?? no fuckin way
but then you remembered your job only paid you $14.78 an hour so you were doubling your pay in half the amount of time
“when?”
“20 minutes, get out a creepy white dress or something that looks creepy that you can get dirty.”
you fricken ran to your room
you ended up getting a cheap nightgown that you bought to dress up as wendy from peter pan to a costume party, it cost like $2 you really werent sad to see it go
“y/n!! hurry up!! they have makeup there!!”
you bolted out the front door in your nightgown, runners and a big coat with nothing but your wallet phone and keys in your pocket
you were really broke and desperate, youd already accepted it
when you got to the carnival you were in awe, it had been a fair few years since your last one and the colours and lights and pounding music and laughter just
wow, carnivals are so pretty
the guy running the haunted house came in and let you guys in so you didnt pay admission and quickly sat you down at some tables and told you you could do the makeup yourself or got someone else to
you, feeling daring and thinking fuck it, im gonna make the haunted house goers shit their pants, decided to do your own makeup
to pair with your blue nightgown you simply gave yourself extremely dark and sullen eyes with the power of purple eyeshadow, you paled out your lips and gave yourself a lil nosebleed, and on top of that you painted a random creepy looking symbol on your forehead in blood, blackening it our a little with an eyeliner pen to make it seem like it was cut open.
you were lowkey proud of your work
okay now it was show time, you were briefed on where in the house you could stay and you were told how to act and basic rules (no touching, get help if theyre freaking out too much, etc)
so now, you were in the dimly lit narrow hallways of this makeshift house when you heard the tell tale screams of your housemate meaning theres a group coming and theyd just attempted to jump scare them
you hid behind a black sheet, disguised as a wall, before your victims came up through your hallway
you heard some talk of “felix you know its fake, calm down.” before you saw some shadows pass by
the group was big, maybe 10 people? you werent sure, but you went forward with your plan anyway
just after theyd passed your hiding place, you stepped out from behind them and stood idly and innocently in the centre of the corridor before you put your head down and started whistling a nursery rhyme
you heard a few gasps and a few squeaks before you looked up with an unreadable expression
you saw them looking at you and some of the guys ushered some of the others away though one guy stood there looking at you strangely
you just tilted your head at him before taking your OPERATION: SCARE mission a step farther
bringing your hands up to your ears you let out a ear piercing scream and squeezed your eyes shut before running through the group and turning the corner at the end of the small corridor
you heard a soft what the fuck was that and a less soft language! before you turned and waited for them to turn the corner
as they were walking up the corridor however (theyd resolved to moving with just shuffles of their feet) you heard a new voice speak up. it was somewhat playful and honeydew like, especially with the phrase “not gonna lie, they were really fucking pretty.” which was followed by a chorus of “miNHO”’s and “thIs iS NoT The TiME bUddY” and “i think felix is crying”
you were taken aback
did he mean that? was that the one looking at you earlier? what the frick?
you were still blanking out, completely flabbergasted even when the group turned the corner
of course, you were unprepared, you planned to scream a loud “GET OUT!” to them but all that left your mouth was a squeak as you met eyes with the stranger again, red flushing up your neck
you ran away quickly, ducking into one of the rooms dressed up to look like a metal asylum holding centre
“hyung wtf theyre the scariest one yet”
“you guys go ahead, ill be there in a second”
“hyuNG YOURE GONNA GET KILLED DONT YOU WATCH HORROR MOVIES YOU NEVER SPLIT UP!”
“let go jisungie, hyunjins looking at you like you disgust him right now”
a chorus of laughs echoed through the hall
why was honeydew voice not going ahead?
your cheeks were still kinda red as you waited, listening for the male to go away
you slowly inched towards the doorway of the small room you were in, the flashing light behind you somewhat hindering your senses as you peeked through the shredded and knotted white sheet hanging from the top of the doorway but you couldnt see anyo-
“BOO!”
“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK” you scReAmed and jumped backwards, only to hear some cakcling from behind the sheet where the boy from earlier had appeared
“WHAT THE HECK KNUCKLES DUDE!”
“heck knuckles?”
“DONT JUDGE ME MY HEART IS BEATING A MILLION MILES PER HOUR RIGHT NOW”
“hmm? really?” you looked up to see the boy smirking playfully at you.
he looks like a cat
“aH yeAh??? you just scared the crap out of me!!!1!1!!!” you huffed, amused by him behaviour. you heartbeat still hadnt calmed down
“oh? you sure it wasnt just from looking at me?” he leaned in slightly, making the question seem innocent
“mmhm, youre that ugly that i flew halfway across a room.” though the comment was monotonous and you had a bored look in your eyes, it was purely for bantering
“nice try pumpkin, nice try. anyway, when do you finish with the whole im an ugly ghost coming to kill you thing? youre terrible at it by the way.”
your breath hitched and a blush came up your neck
“o-okay listen here, uh, boy! 1, i am Not a Pumpkin. 2, i dont know you. 3, im fucking amazing at this ask your friends and 4, i dont know you” you awkwardly coughed at the end
he furrowed his eyebrows at you “its minho, and the whole point is i want to get to know you.” he beamed at you after this
you felt lightheaded honestly, it was all happening very quickly under weird circumstances
but still, you muttered back to him a soft “i get off at 10:30″
he smiled wider, triumphantly, “10:30?”
you nodded and he took a couple of steps back, out of the room
“see you then i guess!” at this, he winked, before he jogged off to find his friends
you fell back against a wal
lwhat the frick frack paddy whack just happened?
you sighed, hearing the screeching and slam of a metal door, knowing you had to get back to scaring others
like,,, @ 10:33
you had all your stuff and you were walking out from behind the haunted house set up, waiting for your housemate
you honestly didnt think youd see minho. no guy is that persistent, right?
wrong.
“h-hey!!! demon child person!!!” you looked up at this
who the fuck just called me demon child person
you saw him and holy shit
the haunted house was dark with red lighting in some places and flashing blinding white lights in others, you saw minho and you saw what he looked like, but wow, he was so much clearer now
he was absolutely gorgeous
the carnival lights against his tan skin, his dark hair, his skinny black jeans and big parka coat? you were absolutely mesmerised
suddenly you realised you were staring and he was standing right in front of you
“o-oh, uh, hi?” you could already feel the red on your cheeks
“mm, hey, wanna hang out for a bit?” he smiled at you, you saw a tinge of red on his nose from the cold
“oh, actually i uh, i came with my housemate and-”
“anD THEY’D LOVE TO GO!!”
suddenly your housemate was next to you, throwing an arm over your shoulder and telling you to get home safely and asking you to not be too loud before shes nudging you closer to the attractive minho boy and speed walking off
“i gotta say, i like your housemate” minho looked to you with a wide smile. “should we get you some food first?”
you offered him a meek smile and shyly nodded. which he laughed at
“alright then, lets go!” he gripped you lightly by the elbow and led you through the crowd, passing some speedy and tall and colourful rides. you decided to speak up.
“sooo... after you get food, whatd you wanna do?”
minho made a contemplating sound before simply saying “i dont mind, i just want to get to know you.”
oh
“uh, okay then, well uh, what do you wanna know?”
“to be honest, a name would be great.” minho laughed goodheartedly, you saw the apples of his cheeks rise up and his nose scrunching slightly
“oH! riGht! im uh, im y/n”
this time he turned to you “y/n?” you nodded. “thats a pretty name, it matches you.”
you turned away mumbling a thanks before you realised he’d called you pretty
“woAh wait whAt??? do you?? have no shame??”
this time he giggled
giggled
oh my god your heart practically stopped especially when he steered you to a table for the both of you to sit down
“y/n, i dont know if you noticed but i basically sorta asked you out like 2 hours ago while you were trying to scare me dressed as a demonic creepy child, a really fucking cute one at that, you need to teach me how to do that im in awe. but yeah and then now we’re here on a spontaneous first date which i have no clue what im doing for and i really dont know you at all apart from you act in a haunted house which is pretty interesting but you were just that pretty that i stayed behind in a haunted house to talk to you. now ask yourself again, does minho ever feel ashamed of his blatantly obvious attempts at flirting? the answer however is: when it comes to you? no, never.”
he was smiling proudly at his little monologue whilst you were catching flies in your open mouth
“you...are actually the cheesiest person ive ever fucking met.”
minho laughs once again.
“honestly, ill give you all the compliments in the world if it means youll give me your number or something, even the ones that arent true”
you leaned over the table and slapped his arm lightly, grumbling under your breath about fliritng getting you nowhere in life
he simply rested his elbow on the table and his cheek in his hand, gazing at you and asking you what food you wanted
you ended up being so strung in by his his gorgeous eyes and soft looking cheeks that he had to call your name 3 times and repeat the question
bonus:
after eating some gross junk food and watching the midnight fireworks, minho bought you both fairyfloss and insisted on walking you home saying “its what anyone in their right mind would do”
you walked along, him explaining his fear of heights and you explaining your situation of brokeness where you take almost any opportunity available
along the way he slinked his fingers through yours and placed them in the pocket of his big parka coat, smiling at you as you ducked your head to look at the ground, where youd started kicking your feet out extra to distract yourself from the affectionate gesture and calm the burning of your cheeks
when you arrived at your house, you fought over who should eat the leftover fairy floss.
you viciously shoved it into his hand,
“you paid for it and you walked me home even though its late and cold, you keep it.”
minho looked like he was going to fight back for a minute before his eyes lit up
“ill take it on one condition, i get to feed a piece to you.” he beamed at you and you looked at him confused and skeptic
“uhhh, okay i guess?”
he picked a piece off of the stick and held it in front of you, you opened your mouth for it and he placed it in
before it could melt and you could smile at him however, you felt his hand on your cheek and a hand on your lower back tugging you forward to rest his lips on yours, moving his lips against them a total of three times before pulling back
“i know i shouldve asked, but id buy you fairy floss every day if i got to do that once.”
you were a stuttering mess, your mind was fuzzy, you missed the feeling of him so close to you already
“uh-i, i um. wow uh yeah. uhhh, yeah no its fine i um,,,, i didnt mind it actually. wait no, i uh, i really liked it?”
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
minho is BEAMING OH MY GOD
biggest smile of the century goes to lee minho, born in 1998
youre so red it isnt funny and he just moves the hand that was on your cheek to loosely grab at your fingers
“mm, okay then y/n, maybe if you wash the fake blood off of your face and text me ill kiss you again, for as long as you want.”
if your face was red before
oh god
oh god
you squeaked and nodded as he chuckled, lightly kissing your cheek before backing away
“get some sleep y/n, and message me tomorrow.”
with that, he was walking away, leaving you to enter your house and be greeted by a squealing housemate who had witnessed the whole thing
(you took minho up on that offer, and he did kiss you, and it was longer, and it was great until his friend chris walked into minhos living room and saw you both and started screaming about keeping it PG because there were (17 yr old) kids around.)
finish! hope you like it!!
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happy 10th anniversary to the day my dad found my cats on the side of the road
i have thought alot of times abt what id do if i met the person who left them there. probably punch that person for being a dumb jerk. but if it werent for them leaving blossom on the side of the road, my depression could easily have taken a turn for the worst during middle/high school. my floof merr has been my reason for living, even moreso than spite. now im at a place where im enjoying life a little and learning sorta how to be an adult. i'd probably thank whoever dropped my cats off but also punch them for being a jerk.
anyways, my point is that if you don't believe in yourself, or you hate your life, find something to live for. Anything, no matter how unimportant others may deem it. for me, my love for my cat and desire to make sure she's happy overrode my depressed thought. treatment was definitely a step in that, but if you can't find that find blogs abt coping with depression in everyday life and read as much as you can. after my diagnoses i read a lot from other people with depression anxiety and adhd. maybe this helps others too idk
rember too that change doesnt always happen right away either. we are constantly changing ourselves and reinventing ourselves, and it is exhausting to make the conscious choice, again and again, to be a better person. but it is a necessary one because otherwise society remains stagnant.
and stagnating things cause breakdowns and decay.
good luck in finding yourselves, and your companions throughout the journey of life. i may not be a psychologist but i can listen if you need someone to, and i can reblog that list of suicide hotlines bc your life is worth too much. im crying right now actually bc a kid in my hometown khs, probably due to not being believed over mental health issues. people "not believing in" mental illness gets me so fucking pissed off bc this shit matters! it's not little things that people complain abt, it's the small symptoms of a much larger, and much more malevolent whole which moves through the mind like a hurricant. it destroys so much of your functioning and leaves you struggling to swim in the productive direction against the current of a deeper and stronger force.
being ridiculously persistent, as adhd folks tend to be, is probably also another reason i'm here. i love my friends too much to ever let them suffer like that, so i'd hold on to the point of walking through hell and back. in that way i found the hyperfocus i wield like a double edged sword and honed the loyalty i have always developed. i love my old friends, and i love my new friends, and i'm just so goddamn happy to be having friends on this planet. i dont need a romance, because i love myself enough to not need one for validation. i think that having a relationship when you are not really into someone else as much as they are into you would feel very weird. kinda like early marina & the diamonds being in a relationship. i don't know.
why the hell am i telling you all this? because it is a stream of conscious and i am allowing you unfiltered access to my inner thoughts because these are the only thoughts i have had or will ever have at this moment at this time. and because people in the future may look back on them to see what is relevant to history. and in my case i will say that i hate donald trump, i had a great dream last night that he died of a heart attack, and they were debating whather to put his secondary prez as the next in line bc they expected p*nce to do such a horrible job too.
we need to help the environment and in order to do that we need to limit the pollution companies can create. everywhere. all across the globe. it would take huge efforts. the leaders would probably be assassinated anonymously by the ceos of huge megacorps which steal billions from the workers. we need to create huge amts of inertia, so how do we do that??? education.
we need to teach abt environmentalism. we need to teach it like it is a basic tenet of humanity to care about it, at levels that challenge & excite kids instead of bore them. this is my poetics and i guess im spelling it out now that im tipsy bc i havewords flowing from my mind. i have to go get my charger hold on. its an external battery pack that my overly controlling mother had me put in her purse this mornig. the song "hotline, hotline.... calling on the hotline to your love" has been stuck in my head for a lot of the day today and i hate it. today i was the magic carpet operator it was really cold. i hate the magic carpet for being so cold but there was a squad of 5 kids today who got a big kick out of riding the magic carpet to the top, then taking the stairs back down again. it wasnt malicious or anything it was fun and gave me smth to do other than stand coldly thinking abt how cold i was.
the woodstove hoever is very warm and i am tired and need to use the bathroom before i bring my cat upstairs to watch guardian & possibly even kamen rider kuuga before falling asleep. oh and dont forget to brush teeth before u pass out too. good night everyone. this is who i have found myself to be now. so, who are you?
#suicide tw#depression tw#personal writing#encouragement#this house has a Poetics#this house being me
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i beat kh3 and oh boy do i both love it and am kinda just :/ towards some of it
thoughts under the cut (and its gonna have spoilers so pls dont look if u avoiding them)
first, my gripes:
the story is fukin wild, which i expected from kh3 dont get me wrong, but u can rlly tell what parts nomura was just like “what do i do with this”. KAIRI AND NAMINE IN FUCKING GENERAL are the biggest damn example of this. i already dont like how theyre written in kh, but my god nomura had a chance to fix it and he didnt, its now objectively a lil worse. kairi is reduced to a damsel in distress AGAIN after showing some potential of improving that with her training with lea/axel, which rlly fuckin stings. shes in ONE on screen battle actually fighting, the other battle she’s in? doesnt fight, sits on the sidelines protecting a knocked out axel and then getting whooshed away. she’s always been the implied love interest for sora, and nomura rlly just reduces her to tht in the end on top of the damsel in distress. namine is in the game, but its p much a blink and ull miss it. the most interaction she has with someone is with sora in the final world as a star. the next time shes shown is being waking up and being whisked away by riku n then playing on destiny islands. she had no plot relevance and she also doesnt have a reunion with her friends like everyone else got, which is p sad to me. these girls deserve better smh.
the gimmicks in some worlds are p meh, the one i hated at first was the ship battles in the carribean, but it grew on me during my trophy hunting. the hundred acre wood mini games are so boring and forgettable, and i would argue that the world is too. u literally pop in, help them gather food, then pop out after reassuring pooh tht sora will always be in his heart. they dont explain why their bond got weaker at all.
the ultima weapon in this is stupid to get bc its locked behind annoying minigames for most of those orichalcum+ materials. theres also one locked behind a long gummi ship boss battle so that sounds horrible and im not looking forward to it lol
i played on proud and i found it isnt really....difficult. aside from me not using block bc i always wanna be hitting things, it was fairly easy to beat. its a shame really.
let me play as the other keybladers other than sora aqua and riku thanks
enough with my gripes, now for what i love about it:
I KNOW I WAS SUPER CRITICAL ABT NOMURA’S WRITING IN THIS ONE BUT I STILL LOVE IT. EVERYONE REUNITES WITH THEIR FRIENDS AND IM SO FUCKING HAPPY ABT THT IT MAKES ME TEARFUL!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND AQUA IS BACK AND HER HAPPY FAMILY IS (mostly) WHOLE AGAIN!! THE SEA SALT TRIO LIVES AGAIN!!!! ISA AND THE TWILIGHT TOWN GANG JOIN IN ON IT!!!! I CRY!!!!!! THEYRE ALL BACK AND IM SO HAPPYYYYYY
the music in the game is just so SO SOOOO GOOD. yoko shimomura did another excellent job with the themes and the arrangments, her music just makes me so emotional ;;;;;;
i rlly wish i was kidding when i said i was up at 4am crying bc of the ending. the implications it has left me with an immense sadness and the whole thing was bittersweet, so im glad the secret movie might be implying that theres much more after this. nomura u put him back now or i swear to god ill find u and cRY REALLY LOUDLY UNTIL U DO
NEW OUTFITS!!! xion’s new outfit is my fave its so cute
the game is rlly pretty, like holy shit. it runs fairly smoothly for looking like it does, i only rlly got frame drops in the carribean air boss. the nice models for pre rendered cutscenes look so cute
NEW UTADA HIKARU MUSIC, the orchestra version of dont think twice is so pretty, cant wait to hear it during the world of tres concert in june
the worlds were pretty enjoyable, i adored the toy story monsters inc and san fransokyo worlds so much. the trio were rlly cute in the carribean too even if tht world was rlly meh to me. all these disney characters having no clue what any of the darkness villains are talking abt keeps me young. the way sully and mike deal with vanitas is hilarious, the way sora and co are just kinda THERE during elsa’s let it go song, hiro please i beg of you let me have a baymax PLEASE
riku’s reaction to mickey saying aqua was like sora is hilarious as well
the combat feels so GOOD, the keyblade switching is so fun, and how magic works in this game is soooo good and apparently broken lol
THEY GAVE SORA A PHONE. THEY TOLD HIM COMPUTER STUFF AND THE POOR BOY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT. “I don’t computer.” -Sora 2019
there is so much snark and im absolutely loving it
axel looks so good in this game, i have never been an axel lover as much as i am after playing kh3, i am now a newly inducted axellover69
im glad this wasnt the end for kingdom hearts, bc while yes its been a while, kingdom hearts is one of my favorite series, and i couldnt imagine it stopping with 3 even when 3 was announced. I know itll end one day, but im glad today isnt that day.
im sure i missed a bit but all in all, even with its flaws, i love kh3
#mochii talks#hi if this shows up in tags im sorry this has complaints in it along side what i loved#i love kh3 very much but yea its got some issues i wanna talk abt#this rlly turned out to be much more text heavy than i wanted it to be lol#kh3 spoilers / 654651
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How do u feel about Eno from MonsterKind?
closes book & spins around in chair—oh! didnt see you there. well i’m glad you asked. sets down cup i was drinking from.
tldr i quietly cherish him. i figure it is not exactly his best look right now but i would be surprised if it was to turn out he is/was secretly evil & trying to work against everybody the whole time lmao…..honestly i figured that things were doomed in this way when kip said he trusts eno the most…….that can’t go unpunished. rip
but it is also an endorsement that he must’ve been top quality all this time if kip trusts him that much. i doubt its as Misguided as just being taken advantage of. no idea what the broader con here needs to further take advantage of re: kip….the fact that ppl listen to him whether he likes it or not? or that he can probably survive mad low temps? if he was assumed to die back in the day then the latter seems somewhat relevant one way or another. but i am too dumbassed to make good guesses w/little info
anyways i’m kind of assuming…that eno does sort of have suspicions or straightforward knowledge abt what happened behind the scenes, & its being confirmed just by kip saying there’s some link b/w wallace & the investigation of yore…like, i know i just said im dumb as hell & my guesses are bad, but i’d guess eno thinks that their inside info getting out elsewhere was via himself, not yumi, despite what he said. or even technically if it couldve been yumi i think he thinks it was his own fault. and its not surprising he wouldnt bring up his own suspicious abt his self involvement because like after everything went to shit & the entire project seemingly destroyed, there’s not much relevance to investigating how it happened if nobody plans to be involved. and it would be a little awkward then & now for him to tell kip he thinks he may have been involved in the downfall, even if inadvertently…hm
like……it would be nice if he had secretly developed some kind of assassin level knife throwing skills in the past years. wouldnt it always be. but honestly kip was fuckt the whole time…….nobody seems to be threatening anyone else with knives but i guess if some shadow organization that murders at whim & unhindered shows up & makes threatening demands, the implication is that anyone could be killed, even if some people get to stay alive for the moment just for the sake of pushing them to do something or other thats convenient for whatever latest death plot is underway
e.g. i’m not sure what the point is of purposefully trying to put kip on alert besides having him fall back on eno even more than he would without bringing up that specific threat
but really besides the “well i’m already resigned to someone stabbing kip in the gut while killing everyone he knows in front of him w/promises to kill everybody else too” factor of it all (im not really but—) another reason i cant be that mad is b/c i am also resigned to the fact that wallace is basically in the same kind of position eno was, of an accidental accessory to secret murder
b/c it would truly be a twist if wallace WAS actually in on it the whole time lol….but i doubt it. but the fact remains that he is definitely unwittingly a pawn of the devil!! this wouldnt be a problem if, marxism. anyways the thing is that i really, really doubt that wallace will smoothly learn of whats actually going on before anyone else knows or anyone gets fucked over and be able to gently reveal this to everyone in ways that nobody feels betrayed or breaks their trust with him. i am not even sure how that would be possible…..it is basically inevitable that wallace will have to be exposed as connected to this whole secret society of nightmares, and nobody really knows wallace well enough to be certain that he actually didnt know. and really, the fact that he Doesn’t know doesnt change the fact that he is in fact a part of it and facilitating it, even tho arguably it isnt quite his fault
tbh im assuming that the reason he’s having to do all of this is that he was willing to be transplanted from a to c, and because of that he is like totally clueless about like….everything. he presumably has no idea the kinda shit everyone around him is worrying about like all the time lol & wouldnt know not to try to push past those boundaries. but he can’t exactly be asked to do anything that much different from what he’s doing now / anything too clearly Heinous…besides maybe getting Extra Info or simply making ppl nervous, like making kip think he’s endangered.
coz t.b.h……………i’m not sure that, between kip seeing wallace as harmless and well-intended vs dangerous & ill-intended, the latter is worse? because he is a mix of the two….he doesnt mean any harm but he IS dangerous, technically. not directly thru his own actions quite as much, but still, obviously……kips first impression was basically correct lol rip. i dont think there WAS a way for kip to ever not suspect wallace as being less than purehearted, and of course i also dont think he won’t have to find out that wallace doesn’t want to hurt everybody, but at least he’s a bit on guard about all this fuckery…..even if putting him more on guard is part of some evil plot, which also means its bad…….obviously ideally everyone gets to only ever be best friends and also all be kip’s boyfriends, but i don’t think i my wishes have a tendency to come true, so maybe wait on anticipating that one. in the meantime maybe the inevitable revelation that wallace may have been a double agent will be lessened if kip was holding out for it all along lol. i guess it depends on how much more inadvertent damages wallace’s role is intended to invoke. weird sentence there but i stand by it
basically like dude!! try Knowing Shit instead of not knowing shit!! he may only be an accidental hand of the devil but that doesnt mean he’s totally not working for satan here, so hopefully when he finally realizes the extent of it, he gets to help to right the situation. presumably. idk. but how would anyone know for sure that he never knew what was going on besides trusting that he is not just an excellent actor? i suppose we are in the same situation with eno, huh. despite being given kip’s endorsement, there is only a limited picture of him & then the knowledge that he probably played a part in all the bs w/all these ppl dying. i suppose you can guess that he knew all of what was going on or he didnt or somewhere in between….
basically w/wallace and eno i am assuming that with both itmd a case of well-meaning humans being taken advantage of and accidentally infiltrating these vulnerable circles and sending back information and oh oops, atrocities, and everyone’s dead. i cant imagine that at least kip is meant to survive, and not sure why eno would feel particularly safe on that front either, and clearly any casualties that seem even vaguely necessary can just be carried out at random so you know. bless wallace’s well meaning heart that doesnt know shit but like still, if ppl get fucked over they still have the right to be mad, and if theyre dead theyre still dead, and etc, and also try to learn shit even if it was just a regular, non Agent Of Evil job.
basically what i am trying to say is that im pulling up on my motorbike and telling people that if they’re going to be mad at eno, they ought to be equally condemning of wallace, or that is just inconsistent. like, feel free to either way surely…….i can’t guess that it’d be smooth sailing for eno either if he has to awkwardly divulge that maybe he knows stuff about the whole assassination backstory.
i do wish he had those knife throwing skills for sure…..wish he wasnt being gunpointed into pressuring kip into something or other that surely will endanger him & surely others….but i get why he doesnt exactly seem to have other options at the moment lol. this guy could have assassins all over the block if whatever godforsaken conspiracy is already underway and waistdeep. smh. as i have to assume that he would only endanger kip if he was basically being given a catch 22 of Endanger Kip or Endanger Kip. i suppose he could be doing it solely so he himself won’t be assassinated, but i am personally piecing together that he and kip Are Really in fact That Close & he hasn’t like, faked caring about him this whole time or something
uhhhh tldr i think of him as basically in the same position as wallace, tho to be fair i dont think of wallace as blameless part for not knowing whats going on (like im guessing eno didnt understand until it was too late) and in part because even without the devil he IS just barging in from a in the middle of c & also pursuing audiences w extra vulnerable ppl w/o knowing fuckall (unlike eno who i am also guessing is not from a…)
and perhaps the sole answer to your question as really i was only inferring the part abt asking if eno is suspicious and dubious or not: I Am Fond Of Him Like I Said
what an essay! as all my asks turn out to be!! but i can’t help but theorize. even though i am a dumbass. this is in part because i watched mh for years, and in part because i never assume i’ll still be alive to see any particular plot point in any ongoing media i consume, so i furiously speculate and create au’s in my head and all. for example if i die before its definitely revealed kip doesnt get twenty husbands—which, good luck proving that to me anyways—can anyone tell me he doesnt? no, because i died. so he definitely does. and thats all i have to say on the matter, thank you for tuning in to Milo’s Hour Of Speculation, And Knowing Everyone Is Kip’s Boyfriend
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for the anon that wanted all 100
1. Name- Ash!
2. Age- 18
3. City that you live in- fear, usually
4. What do most people not know about you?- nothing really, i compulsively release useless information about myself
5. What do most people know you for?- being fat and annoying
6. Hobbies- makeup, youtubers, sleeping, writing, drawing
7. What are your passions?- writing
8. What do you search for in a significant other?- i really Really need to be understood, and someone who is patient is nice too
7. What are you most proud of?- I hav gone to State and gotten within the top 10% in my Journalism competitions, which puts me in the top .08% of all high school students in my state. :-) im good for some things
8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?- every day when I talk to @pizzasteveofficial <3 all our conversations are significant 2 me
9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?- I collect my tears in a jar and store them, then shower in them every night
10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.- I want to get married in the snow, have a daughter, get a Heartagram tattoo (at least one lol), write a successful book, and.. idk what else :0
11. What was the last thing you learned?- jesus I dont know, you learn sth new every day! hard to remember
12. How many relationships have you been in?- um.. 7 I think i feel like im forgetting one tho. I wont name them obvi but i think im forgetting one? i feel like ive been in 8 oh well
13. Turn ons- validation
14. Turn offs- being alive
15. Favorite food- frozen yogurt! I like the vanilla or white chocolate flavor with looots of toppings
16. Favorite drink- Coke
17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?- i dont really know! I dont remember a lot of my birthdays for trauma reasons so
18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?- pessimistic by far lol
19. Do you sleep during class?- its happened a handful of times, I try not to bc I HATE missing work its annoying
20. What is the most expensive thing you own?- myself?? jk its my laptop
21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?- a 1 dollar ELF blending brush. yall those things are bomb please go buy some!
22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?- that number does not exist holy shit
23. Text or call?- TEXT BLEASE I HAVE SUCH BAD HEARING
24. Opinion on long distance?- it can work! ive done it a lot of times. distance has never been whats broken a relationship for me, not directly anyway
25. What is your definition of success?- success is when you’re happy. you do not have many worries, not the kind that keep you awake at night or make your tummy sick anyway. You have people that love you and, if you died, you’d be remembered as a good bean
26. Favorite song?- right now im really diggin “Hate (I Really Dont Like You)” by the plain white Ts
27. Favorite artist?- HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
28. Celebrity crush/crushes?- Ville Valo ALWAYS lmao hes my god
29. When was the last time you read for fun?- like last month
30. Favorite flower?- roses
31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?- a plane ticket to Connecticut and like 1000 dollars
32. Any guilty pleasures?- pop... music... BUT LIKE THE GOOD KIND U FEEL? I DONT LIKE STUFF FROM THE LAST 2 OR 3 YEARs...
33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?- my weight, and that sounds so shallow but it. is taking a toll on me.
34. What do you search for in a friend?- someone who is like me!
35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month?- not enough
36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?- school..
37. Why do bad things happen to good people?- because life isnt fair
38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?- what the fuck being stabbed in the eye have you ever been stabbed in the fucking eye? because i havent and i can already tell you that if my friends were talking without me and then someone stabbed me in the fuCKING EYE I WOULD BE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH BEING STABBED IN THE E Y E
39. How many green shirts do you own?- none lol
40. Do you like anime?- sure! I dont watch it rn but i dont watch anything rn, haha
41. What do you invest the most time in?- sleeping,,
42. What was the name of the last book you read?- Rebecca :3 very gud book
43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone?- when ur main squeeze gets a hair cut and u still wanna suck their dingus u love em, thats it sorry i dont make the rules
44. Where are you most productive?- i dont.. know what this is asking lol I’m most protective over my romantic partners. As much as I’d love to say im most protective over Sarah, nothing compares to how “troll guarding his treasure” i am w/my loves.......... *eyes @my crush*
45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends.- talking shit abt rude ppl, playing vidya gaem, and talking abt life
46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone.- watching makeup tutorials, watching lets plays, and thinking about everything and anything
47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?- absolutely not. theres too many people on the earth to achieve that
48. Do you have any allergies?- Not to anything specific but i get them really often seasonally. i get them pretty much every time the weather changes :(
49. When was the last time you cussed at someone?- i mean.. every day of my life so like
50. What was the last promise you made?- idek dude
51. What was your last dream about?- IT WAS SO WEIRD IT WAS ABOUT MY CRUSH’S MOM? I DREAMT THAT SHE WAS A DEMON WHO STORED HER EGGS IN LITTLE PORCELAIN JARS AND THAT MY CRUSH HAD AN EAR INFECTION AND WE WERE IN A SNOWY VILLAGE IDK DONT ASK ME its weird bc my crushs mom is so sweet...
52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be?- i would literally only take Sarah bc i hate everyone
53. How many countries have you visited?- ive never been outside the US
54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.)- writing :-)
56. When was the last time somebody complimented you?- those nice anons i got yesterday/the other day!
56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?- what do u even mean? youd know bc youd be like THIS ISNT MY BODY
57. Do you consider yourself mature?- kind of, yes
58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr?- too fuckin many
59. What is your favorite quote?- “Worship Satan!” -Ville Valo (no but rly any HIM lyric is my favorite quote, theyre so beautiful,,,)
60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?- dont hurt ppl unless they hurt u, dont touch ppl unless they want u to, and respect gender/sexuality
61. What is your greatest accomplishment?- going 2 state!
62. Do you believe in the death penalty?- yeah i actually think it should b used more lol, kill all rapists and p*dophiles :-)
63. What are your goals for life?- i just wanna b happy, man
64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?- being a fucking idiot, probably
65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world.- CALIFORNIA LMAO IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR CALIFORNIA AND I NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE
66. What were you like in 2013?- awful but also really sweet... then again i wasnt TECHNICALLY the host so lol
67. Do you have a job?- no :( i cant drive
68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend.- she was an abusive bitch who took out her parents hating her on me the end
69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?- i would make discrimination a way more serious crime than it is taken for rn. ppl who discriminate should b put in jail
70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before?- just one when i had to install the sims and it took 6 years
71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website?- my fave website is youtube
72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?- suck a dick, i guess
73. Does money equal happiness?- not all the time but it sure can
74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?- never, i dont think
75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime?- too many times
76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?- you know that joke abt the blind man at the beginning of Crazy Rap? yeah thats fucking HILARIOUS
77. When was the last time you looked at the news?- this morn :0
78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say?- im gay
79. What is your favorite animal?- RACCOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?- i mean sure lmao nobody would b upset about it so
81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at?- being a human.
82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get?- i usually go to bed at 10 and get like 6 or 7 hours
83. Does age necessarily equal maturity?- not at all!
84. What is your favorite clothing store?- hot topic lol
85. In the winter- beanies or gloves?- gloves b
86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?- wings?? why would i want a fish tail
87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it?- absofuckinglutely.
88. What do you fear the most?- being like my rapist. thats a little too deep than i like to go but im being honest, thats literally my biggest fear Ever
89. How many digits of pi can you recite?- 3.14 lmfao i hate math
90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be?- 2004. I would stop it before it happened. :-(
91. Describe yourself in one word.- stupid
92. Describe your last victory.- i woke up today w/o killin meself
93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?- bendytoots cucumberpitch’s face
94. What is something you will never forget?- prom.. something rly nice happened
95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail?- forget everything. please
96. Have you ever broken a bone before?- nope!
97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody?- probably harder to love them lol
98. Coffee or tea?- coffer
99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way?- I dont overdose on a constant basis in a BPD-fueled rage any more so thats good
100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?- probably 1 or 2?
#ask tot ag i guess#i didnt mean to get so negative in this lol im fine i swear#chitters#text heavy//
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lol holy fuck
7/18/2017 5:58:53 PM] girl: Also i have a massive caffeine headache WOW
[7/18/2017 5:59:49 PM] girl: But the one on the far left is "baby girl" and the on on the right is "halo" and the little black one is "the end", who was going to be the very last beanie baby but ended up not being
[7/18/2017 7:35:09 PM] girl: I also cant stop thiniing abt this horrible image
[7/18/2017 10:46:32 PM] girl: Sorry to do this again i wasnt planning on it but um
[7/18/2017 10:46:46 PM] girl: You will never guess what i just found on a couch outside and took home
[7/18/2017 10:47:44 PM] girl: HIM
[7/19/2017 4:09:49 AM] girl: Srry bout messaging you incessantly but im feelinf the Appointment Anxiety and a bit bored and i have to be awake at niiine. And I'm weeping, openly
[7/20/2017 11:46:17 PM] girl: I really do wanna fuk lana del rey
[7/21/2017 2:29:11 AM] aj: I feel like she'd be a dead fish of a lay, and I have no idea why.
[7/21/2017 2:31:23 AM] girl: She's a really weird woman
[7/21/2017 2:31:39 AM] girl: Unimportant, did you see my free crab
[7/21/2017 2:31:46 AM] aj: I did.
[7/21/2017 2:32:13 AM] aj: I approve, though I am still in shock that you can handle that when it is a crustacean.
[7/21/2017 2:32:23 AM] girl: I almost couldn't
[7/21/2017 2:32:39 AM] girl: But he's really soft and has normal eyes and most importantly no mouth
[7/21/2017 2:33:18 AM] girl: I put The End on top of him and called the picture. Fifth horseman of the apocalypse
[7/21/2017 2:33:27 AM] girl: Dark omen
[7/21/2017 2:33:43 AM] aj: Spooky.
[7/21/2017 2:34:10 AM] aj: So my potential roomie is probably backing out, and with less than a month before uni starts, I'm suddenly having to price 1bed/1bath apartments.
[7/21/2017 2:34:27 AM] aj: It's within my budget and savings, but it's still got me more anxious.
[7/21/2017 2:34:40 AM] aj: It's also really annoying because I wasn't expecting him to bitch out like this.
[7/21/2017 2:34:48 AM] girl: Prices are so fucking bad here lol
[7/21/2017 2:35:12 AM] girl: Esp on campus (´ ∀ ` *). Good thing im not paying rent thanks bfs daddy
[7/21/2017 2:35:22 AM] aj: lel
[7/21/2017 2:35:42 AM] girl: caucasian voice daddys money
[7/21/2017 2:35:47 AM] aj: Anyways, living on my own soon again.
[7/21/2017 2:36:02 AM] aj: and I realize how little I actually need in my life, which feels nice.
[7/21/2017 2:36:18 AM] girl: I just always imagine you living with your sister bc of how much you truly seemed to dislike living with her
[7/21/2017 2:36:33 AM] aj: We actually are really cool nowadays.
[7/21/2017 2:36:43 AM] girl: Thats good
[7/21/2017 2:38:05 AM] aj: While I was having lunch today, it struck me that part of the reason I'm offputting to people is because of reciprocation. People build relationships with each other in part because each can satisfy a need the other has.
[7/21/2017 2:38:13 AM] aj: I really... don't desire much from other people.
[7/21/2017 2:38:37 AM] aj: Most of my needs are within my power to meet?
[7/21/2017 2:40:28 AM] aj: I just realize that I'm a successful introvert, and I'll be moving in extrovert fields, lol great planning me.
[7/21/2017 2:42:21 AM] girl: I feel like men mostly seem not to think about that kind of thing so much. Certain kinds of men, anyway. I'm trying to think of what i was saying, saying saying... I think that I never understood when boys said to me that I was too good or too nice, and that it demonstrates weirdly this kind of profound inconsideration for people, usually girls in my Experience, who really do love one another
[7/21/2017 2:43:42 AM] girl: Which is off putting, to me, I guess, because i find complacency in nihilistic and depressing thoughts kind of insulting or boring. Also im sure youll be fine
[7/21/2017 2:43:48 AM] girl: You're very charming
[7/21/2017 2:44:34 AM] aj: I'm not particularly worried about my well-being, it's just something that caught my attention. I appreciate you saying I'm charming, though. It's nice of you.
[7/21/2017 2:45:04 AM] aj: I think guys say a lot of "you're too nice" due to esteem issues, or because they have no idea how to treat someone who is nice to them.
[7/21/2017 2:45:12 AM] girl: It works on me most times, so you must be doing something rigjt there
[7/21/2017 2:45:18 AM] aj: Or because if they reciprocate, they worry they'll give too little or too much.
[7/21/2017 2:47:32 AM] girl: I think so too, but I also think it's kind of boring and lazy. Maybe I'm being too mean or impatient but I really really really do get caught up in trying to demonstrate being loving and nice and thoughtful bc im uh, stockholmed, and feel bad for emotionally stunted men who remind me of other unfortunate men in my life, but, idk. It never ends well and it seems mostly like its not really my fault
[7/21/2017 2:47:47 AM] aj: Interestingly, if guys can get past their stigma over being perceived as homosexual, they tend to form stronger relational bonds than women do. At least in my experience. I know that sounds terrible, but I'm just saying how I've seen the world, more than making value judgements.
[7/21/2017 2:48:01 AM] girl: Or my job, though I do wish in my heart every day it was my job, and that i did it good
[7/21/2017 2:48:16 AM] aj: I've seen a lot of women relationships and sisterhoods fragment over incredibly stupid shit.
[7/21/2017 2:48:59 AM] aj: Which, maybe it's important to them, but guys at least tend to look a little guilty when they backstab other guys. I've seen women fight and backstab, and it just looks so cold.
[7/21/2017 2:49:31 AM] girl: Being hurt by other women is sad too
[7/21/2017 2:50:38 AM] girl: But when men hurt me it feels different and worse and more at my expense than theirs, and even if its not true that men are worse, i think my life has really improved by just setting the bar much
[7/21/2017 2:50:42 AM] girl: Much lower
[7/21/2017 2:51:01 AM] aj: I can understand that.
[7/21/2017 2:51:35 AM] girl: I feel like
[7/21/2017 2:52:32 AM] girl: When a girl has hurt me I've been able to at least put myself in her shoes and understand why she did, save for some really crazy asshole women but like thats usually with crazy asshole women who are a lot older and more Christian than i am
[7/21/2017 2:53:29 AM] girl: My crazy fucking aunt sent me a bunch of texts abt me needing to...
[7/21/2017 2:53:35 AM] aj: Hahahaha, that's the way I feel towards guys. Guys who have wronged me, I can put myself in their shoes. I can understand their motivations. I can see the signals of things coming. Even the asshole guys.
[7/21/2017 2:54:31 AM] aj: Women, though? Much harder to predict. Harder to put myself in their shoes. Harder to understand.
[7/21/2017 2:55:08 AM] girl: Um... Idk, seek help, or "stay broken" as she put it (even though i was not telling her anything about my life, except that i was Fine and doing Good) and she ended the big string of texts w a beatles quote and i dont talk to her much anymore bc i thought it was so annpying i never ever wanted to hear anything like it again
[7/21/2017 2:55:32 AM] aj: A Beatles quote? Really?
[7/21/2017 2:56:54 AM] girl: Yes
[7/21/2017 2:56:59 AM] girl: She's
[7/21/2017 2:57:01 AM] girl: Crazy
[7/21/2017 2:57:29 AM] aj: Anyone who ends a long rant telling someone else they need help with a Beatles quote needs more help than the person they're messaging.
[7/21/2017 2:57:32 AM] aj: Always.
[7/21/2017 2:57:36 AM] aj: Always and forever.
[7/21/2017 2:58:32 AM] girl: She
[7/21/2017 2:58:53 AM] girl: Likes to argue with me in really crazy ways, and tries to say things she knows will offend me
[7/21/2017 2:59:00 AM] girl: Or thinks will
[7/21/2017 2:59:45 AM] aj: How mindlessly cruel.
[7/21/2017 3:00:09 AM] aj: ... I am wondering if that's a contradiction in terms, now.
[7/21/2017 3:00:28 AM] aj: Probably. Fuck it. I am a multitude, if I contradict myself, what of it?
[7/21/2017 3:00:51 AM] girl: And likes to say that im trying to be snarky at her or ... idk... she's psycho and so is her daughter
[7/21/2017 3:01:07 AM] girl: But guess who has custody of my brother 🙄
[7/21/2017 3:01:17 AM] aj: Heheh
[7/21/2017 3:01:28 AM] aj: Good job. /patpat
[7/21/2017 3:01:58 AM] girl: Nooo haha, her fucking daughter does bc i cant til im 21
[7/21/2017 3:02:08 AM] aj: Fuuuuuuuuuuck
[7/21/2017 3:02:10 AM] girl: N im 20
[7/21/2017 3:02:15 AM] girl: I know lmao
[7/21/2017 3:02:17 AM] girl: She tried
[7/21/2017 3:02:20 AM] aj: Soon.
[7/21/2017 3:02:22 AM] girl: To give me
[7/21/2017 3:02:25 AM] girl: A curfew
[7/21/2017 3:02:28 AM] girl: Like
[7/21/2017 3:02:35 AM] girl: A sleep curfew
[7/21/2017 3:02:52 AM] girl: like... last year... i was...19...
[7/21/2017 3:03:08 AM] girl: Like a literally like 10:30 pm... bed time
[7/21/2017 3:03:19 AM] girl: And would... confiscate... my phone
[7/21/2017 3:03:53 AM] girl: Qnd gave me a dr oz type book on adhd
[7/21/2017 3:03:59 AM] aj: People gotta flex less and be more wu wei. Enforcing curfews like that on 19 year olds is stupid.
[7/21/2017 3:05:07 AM] aj: I'm naturally inclined to hierarchies, but so many organizations that use them use them in shitty ways. It makes me want to tear my hair out because I ardently believe that organizations trend in that direction no matter what you do, but you'd think that with thousands of years of history that we could do it right on a micro level.
[7/21/2017 3:05:20 AM] aj: but fuck no we can't.
[7/21/2017 3:07:01 AM] girl: She also like insisted i was high when i was having like a not very pleasant Episode because i was living with completely insane crackers and her husband was being creepy with me and my dad had just died and it was like honestly... Bitch.... where the fuck do you think i would have obtained drugs from i have 30$ and you live in fucking thurston colorado
[7/21/2017 3:07:57 AM] girl: Honestly
[7/21/2017 3:08:17 AM] girl: I hate her, and i cannot wait until she dies. But its whatever lol
[7/21/2017 3:08:27 AM] aj: Yeah, I get you.
[7/21/2017 3:09:04 AM] aj: People like that torment others, and don't really even realize they're doing it. Or if they do, they're guided by some maliciousness usually found in small, angry, feral creatures.
[7/21/2017 3:09:15 AM] aj: Like weasels, if all of them were malicious.
[7/21/2017 3:09:31 AM] girl: Beavers are very aggressive
[7/21/2017 3:09:32 AM] aj: Lots are cute, though.
[7/21/2017 3:09:38 AM] girl: And will attack dogs
[7/21/2017 3:09:48 AM] girl: And that fucks me up
[7/21/2017 3:09:52 AM] aj: I cannot get over how cute they are, though.
[7/21/2017 3:10:19 AM] aj: Also, probably all the nice ones got killed by fur trappers hundreds of years ago.
[7/21/2017 3:10:24 AM] aj: SO the only ones left were the mean ones.
[7/21/2017 3:10:33 AM] aj: Or, this is what I choose to believe.
[7/21/2017 3:10:42 AM] girl: I picked up a moth off the ground today with her wing torn and put her back in the bushes and i hope she gets to lay her sick eggs before she fucks off to die
[7/21/2017 3:11:14 AM] girl: I cant omagine turning into a beautiful mouthless fuck machine and fucking dying before i got the chance
[7/21/2017 3:11:28 AM] girl: Weasels are cute
[7/21/2017 3:11:32 AM] girl: I like them lots
[7/21/2017 3:11:36 AM] girl: Long tubes
[7/21/2017 3:11:41 AM] aj: Heh
[7/21/2017 3:12:23 AM] girl: I talkrd to aris classmate on fucking tinder last night and that boy aint well
[7/21/2017 3:13:28 AM] girl: Very alcoholic slightly oversharey, absolutely implied he wanted to You Know What but was drunk enough and polite. Enough that i said. Thats ok jim. I'm not offended
[7/21/2017 3:13:45 AM] aj: Heh.
[7/21/2017 3:14:02 AM] girl: I am pffended a little
[7/21/2017 3:14:16 AM] girl: But i didnt want to hurt his feelings
[7/21/2017 3:14:20 AM] girl: He seemed to be
[7/21/2017 3:14:26 AM] girl: Not a well man
[7/21/2017 3:14:53 AM] aj: I don't know anyone who is well.
[7/21/2017 3:15:01 AM] aj: Probably because if I did, I wouldn't be able to understand them.
[7/21/2017 3:15:16 AM] aj: but, that's still strange.
[7/21/2017 3:17:12 AM] girl: I am quite a bit unwell but not quite as unwell
[7/21/2017 3:17:14 AM] girl: As Jim
[7/21/2017 3:18:23 AM] aj: That's unfortunate.
[7/21/2017 3:21:41 AM] girl: Truly
[7/21/2017 3:21:43 AM] girl: Truly
[7/21/2017 3:22:43 AM] girl: Jim is not a well man
[7/21/2017 3:23:29 AM] aj: Being lonely and lacking purpose in life twist people.
[7/21/2017 3:23:47 AM] girl: Hope jim is well
[7/21/2017 3:23:54 AM] girl: I mean for
[7/21/2017 3:23:58 AM] girl: The night
[7/21/2017 3:24:05 AM] aj: Aah
[7/21/2017 3:24:12 AM] girl: I really am worried about that weird fucking man
[7/21/2017 3:24:37 AM] aj: Somewhere in you, you're an optimist.
[7/21/2017 3:24:46 AM] aj: and, I hope he'll be well for the night.
[7/21/2017 3:25:15 AM] girl: Only so far as one can be with two dead parents
[7/21/2017 3:25:40 AM] girl: Which is surprisingly far i guess
[7/21/2017 3:25:53 AM] aj: That's why I remarked on it.
[7/21/2017 3:25:56 AM] girl: I think im mostly cheery and mostly cute and only sometimes a crazy bitch
[7/21/2017 3:26:12 AM] girl: i just cry a lot and need more xanax than most people
[7/21/2017 3:26:33 AM] girl: I cried so much today and i dont even remember what over
[7/21/2017 3:28:04 AM] girl: I was fussing and i cried for two hours and then i ... went to the library...
[7/21/2017 3:28:19 AM] girl: Becauae i volunteer there so i can see old people all day
[7/21/2017 3:29:15 AM] girl: I'm really foggy lately because im
[7/21/2017 3:29:44 AM] girl: Not medicated, at least for the part of my brain that shits out mid sentence and loses stuff all the time
[7/21/2017 3:29:51 AM] girl: So im sorry for being all over yhe place
[7/21/2017 3:29:55 AM] girl: And impulsive
[7/21/2017 3:29:58 AM] girl: Moreso than usual
[7/21/2017 3:30:18 AM] aj: It's fine. I can follow you.
[7/21/2017 3:30:57 AM] girl: Nodnod
[7/21/2017 3:31:12 AM] girl: I lpve... this stupid dog stuffed animal i have
[7/21/2017 3:31:29 AM] girl: I sleep with him almost every night and he doesnt have a name except dog
[7/21/2017 3:34:03 AM] girl: Thats
[7/21/2017 3:34:09 AM] girl: Hmm
[7/21/2017 3:34:43 AM] girl: not sure if i am
happy with the fact that i said that
[7/21/2017 3:35:00 AM] aj: It's cute.
[7/21/2017 3:35:48 AM] girl: Shut up?
[7/21/2017 3:36:02 AM] aj: I didn't say anything else.
[7/21/2017 3:36:08 AM] aj: Stupid.
[7/21/2017 3:36:54 AM] girl: Youre stupid
[7/21/2017 3:37:24 AM] girl: I wish i wss not just reminded of
[7/21/2017 3:37:37 AM] girl: Bedtime for bonzo starring ronald reagan
[7/21/2017 3:38:36 AM] aj: That's a strange thing to be reminded of.
[7/21/2017 3:39:12 AM] girl: Ari is
[7/21/2017 3:39:17 AM] girl: A strange boy
[7/21/2017 3:39:23 AM] girl: Who says things like
[7/21/2017 3:39:35 AM] girl: Its bedtime for bonzo, when he is goong to sleep
[7/21/2017 3:40:06 AM] girl: Why would he do that to me?
[7/21/2017 3:42:19 AM] aj: To mess with you.
[7/21/2017 3:42:38 AM] aj: I think maybe guys just like messing with you.
[7/21/2017 3:43:05 AM] girl: Why...
[7/21/2017 3:43:20 AM] aj: Who can say?
[7/21/2017 3:43:46 AM] girl: You could, since you're a guy, who does that
[7/21/2017 3:44:11 AM] girl: Plenty, even
[7/21/2017 3:44:51 AM] aj: You're really desperate for an answer if you're asking me of all people.
[7/21/2017 3:45:11 AM] girl: You said it
[7/21/2017 3:45:30 AM] aj: Sure, but you're still pressing.
[7/21/2017 3:46:02 AM] girl: Because you SAID it,... it was a weird thing to say!
[7/21/2017 3:46:08 AM] girl: Og my god
[7/21/2017 3:46:16 AM] aj: Hahahahahaha
[7/21/2017 3:46:19 AM] girl: You're doing it...right now
[7/21/2017 3:46:23 AM] girl: Fuck you
[7/21/2017 3:46:50 AM] aj: I anticipated you pushing the issue, so I figured I'd mess with you while you do so.
[7/21/2017 3:47:14 AM] aj: If you had let it drop, I couldn't have messed with you.
[7/21/2017 3:47:19 AM] aj: So, really, it's your own fault.
[7/21/2017 3:47:35 AM] girl: You're such a motherfucker
[7/21/2017 3:48:16 AM] girl: How could that be my own fault
[7/21/2017 3:48:22 AM] girl: You said something strange
[7/21/2017 3:48:47 AM] aj: You responded to the strange thing, and pressed for more instead of letting it drop. I say strange things all the time.
[7/21/2017 3:49:26 AM] girl: Not about me!
[7/21/2017 3:50:11 AM] girl: If there really was some reason people said shit like bedtime for bonzo to me before sleeping in the same bed as me
[7/21/2017 3:50:21 AM] girl: And there was a way for me to stop it
[7/21/2017 3:50:38 AM] girl: Isnt it natural i would want to know the reason!!!!!
[7/21/2017 3:51:00 AM] aj: There's nothing natural about saying "bedtime for bonzo".
[7/21/2017 3:51:26 AM] girl: You implied that it was somehow mt fault!!
[7/21/2017 3:51:29 AM] aj: It follows that there is nothing natural about wanting to stop someone saying "bedtime for bonzo". It is similarly unnatural.
[7/21/2017 3:52:01 AM] aj: I outright stated guys like messing with you.
[7/21/2017 3:52:07 AM] aj: You asked why.
[7/21/2017 3:52:14 AM] aj: and I proceeded to mess with you for it.
[7/21/2017 3:52:36 AM] girl: It's not unnatural to wish in your heart that no one would remind you of bedtime for bonzo starring ronald reagan!!!!!!
[7/21/2017 3:52:41 AM] aj: I can now confirm that in this instance, guys like messing with you.
[7/21/2017 3:52:54 AM] aj: Because I messed with you just now, and liked it.
[7/21/2017 3:53:35 AM] girl: That's because youre a... a sadist or something
[7/21/2017 3:53:44 AM] girl: Not my fault
[7/21/2017 3:53:47 AM] aj: No, I was trying to get an honest answer for you.
[7/21/2017 3:53:51 AM] aj: and I got your answer.
[7/21/2017 3:54:09 AM] aj: "Because it's fun to mess with you." is the answer as to why guys like messing with you.
[7/21/2017 3:54:39 AM] aj: I expected that would be the answer, but went ahead and tested anyways.
[7/21/2017 3:54:47 AM] aj: You should thank me for my effort.
[7/21/2017 3:55:16 AM] girl: (ʘ言ʘ╬)
[7/21/2017 3:56:08 AM] girl: There's no reason to complicate things that much you fucker
[7/21/2017 3:56:23 AM] aj: Would you have been happier if I made up an answer?
[7/21/2017 3:57:05 AM] girl: You're still being complicated, there's no reason to ask that question, thats a dumb question
[7/21/2017 3:57:17 AM] girl: You didnt need to make up an answer if you knew it!!
[7/21/2017 3:57:28 AM] aj: How would I know it unless I tested it?
[7/21/2017 3:57:44 AM] girl: because most people know why they like doing something!!
[7/21/2017 3:58:02 AM] aj: Do they?
[7/21/2017 3:58:26 AM] aj: Would the most common answer be: "Because it's fun." ?
[7/21/2017 3:58:53 AM] girl: And youve messed with me plenty of times before, its not like it was a novel Or New experience for you!!
[7/21/2017 3:59:27 AM] girl: I don't know, I'm not a man or a person who likes to mess witg my own self
[7/21/2017 3:59:32 AM] aj: I'll betcha a really common reason people like doing things is because those things are fun. I'll even betcha that you knew that before you asked me.
[7/21/2017 3:59:45 AM] aj: Which means, if you knew the answer, why did you ask the question?
[7/21/2017 3:59:59 AM] aj: Here you are blaming me, when it's really your fault.
[7/21/2017 4:00:02 AM] girl: Because you said something fucking WEIRD!!!
[7/21/2017 4:00:08 AM] girl: oh my god
[7/21/2017 4:00:10 AM] aj: Which I do all the time.
[7/21/2017 4:00:12 AM] girl: Ohhh my god
[7/21/2017 4:00:35 AM] girl: Youre such a dog!!!!!
[7/21/2017 4:00:48 AM] aj: It's still fun.
[7/21/2017 4:00:58 AM] aj: In case you were wondering if the reason changed.
[7/21/2017 4:01:08 AM] girl: I WASNT
[7/21/2017 4:01:35 AM] aj: You could have been, so I wanted to be sure.
[7/21/2017 4:01:52 AM] girl: youre going to give me high blood pressure or something
[7/21/2017 4:01:58 AM] girl: An ulcer maybe
[7/21/2017 4:02:09 AM] aj: You probably like this, too.
[7/21/2017 4:02:54 AM] girl: because i like you, and because im a sick freak, not for any reason you could assume anyone else would
[7/21/2017 4:03:03 AM] girl: im an outlier
[7/21/2017 4:03:33 AM] girl: Most people would throw you in the trash for being so god damn rude
[7/21/2017 4:04:02 AM] aj: How fortunate that I only mess with people who like me, hmm?
[7/21/2017 4:04:35 AM] aj: Does this mean that instead of throwing me in the trash
[7/21/2017 4:04:40 AM] aj: You throw me in the treasure?
[7/21/2017 4:04:50 AM] aj: Because one person's trash is another person's treasure?
[7/21/2017 4:05:19 AM] girl: I need a fucking drink
[7/21/2017 4:05:32 AM] aj: I'm a treasure person~
[7/21/2017 4:05:41 AM] girl: You're absolute garbage
[7/21/2017 4:05:50 AM] aj: treasure*
[7/21/2017 4:06:20 AM] girl: I still like you a lot, but don't let that fool you. Plenty of people like terrible, reprehensible things
[7/21/2017 4:06:33 AM] girl: I'm just a sick little masochist
[7/21/2017 4:06:42 AM] girl: Please dont let it go to your head
[7/21/2017 4:07:09 AM] aj: I'm unsure where you got the impression I thought I was somehow not terrible or reprehensible.
[7/21/2017 4:07:15 AM] aj: I'm both.
[7/21/2017 4:07:45 AM] girl: You and my trash crab can hang out
[7/21/2017 4:07:56 AM] aj: treasure crab*
[7/21/2017 4:08:01 AM] girl: Die
[7/21/2017 4:08:18 AM] aj: I'm laughing so hard, incidentally.
[7/21/2017 4:08:29 AM] girl: I hate you
[7/21/2017 4:08:29 AM] aj: It's hard to retain composure.
[7/21/2017 4:08:40 AM] aj: Oh.
[7/21/2017 4:08:44 AM] aj: I know you're not wondering,
[7/21/2017 4:08:50 AM] aj: But I wanted to confirm, it's still fun.
[7/21/2017 4:09:04 AM] girl: Oh my GOD
[7/21/2017 4:09:31 AM] girl: I'm fukitng
[7/21/2017 4:09:34 AM] girl: Ohhh my god
[7/21/2017 4:09:59 AM] girl: You!! You you you you, I swear to god, you know, you're
[7/21/2017 4:10:21 AM] aj: Treasure.
[7/21/2017 4:10:23 AM] aj: Yes.
[7/21/2017 4:10:24 AM] aj: I know.
[7/21/2017 4:11:19 AM] girl: You're like, a, a piñata, except instead of candy you're full of like, very bizarre feelings like "so mad you hyperventilate, but in a fun way"
[7/21/2017 4:11:56 AM] girl: That shouldnt even be a thing
[7/21/2017 4:12:13 AM] girl: Im congested you know,
[7/21/2017 4:12:24 AM] girl: Its not easy to be breathing this weird
[7/21/2017 4:12:37 AM] aj: You have nobody to blame but yourself.
[7/21/2017 4:12:40 AM] aj: You started this.
[7/21/2017 4:12:59 AM] girl: I did not!!
[7/21/2017 4:13:29 AM] girl: I said why did my boyfriend tell me bedtime for bonzo!! And you said something strange!!
[7/21/2017 4:13:49 AM] aj: I say strange things all the time.
[7/21/2017 4:13:54 AM] aj: You pushed the issue.
[7/21/2017 4:14:06 AM] girl: Thats a bad excuse!!
[7/21/2017 4:14:19 AM] aj: and also an accurate description of how events unfolded.
[7/21/2017 4:14:54 AM] aj: The fact that it's a bad excuse is a bonus, from my viewpoint.
[7/21/2017 4:14:59 AM] girl: You're a monster
[7/21/2017 4:15:01 AM] aj: If it was a good excuse, it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
[7/21/2017 4:15:08 AM] girl: UGH
[7/21/2017 4:15:48 AM] girl: I
[7/21/2017 4:15:50 AM] girl: God
[7/21/2017 4:16:03 AM] girl: I hate you!
[7/21/2017 4:17:05 AM] girl: I'm an easy target because I'm a FREAK, I get it. You're terrible. Picking on a poor girl like me
[7/21/2017 4:18:24 AM] girl: A poor, kind hearted, tolerant masochist who CANT HELP IT and IS A FREAK and doesnt deserve to be mistreated
[7/21/2017 4:18:48 AM] aj: A masochist who doesn't deserve to be mistreated?
[7/21/2017 4:19:15 AM] girl: It's a CONDITION
[7/21/2017 4:19:34 AM] girl: I'm SICK INSIDE and I can't help it
[7/21/2017 4:20:28 AM] aj: You should consider that most people are easy targets.
[7/21/2017 4:20:37 AM] aj: What most people aren't, however, is worthwhile targets.
[7/21/2017 4:21:21 AM] aj: To illustrate: it is easy to get spare change out of a fountain, because Americans throw change in fountains for some strange reason.
[7/21/2017 4:21:45 AM] aj: But it is not worthwhile, except in the very worst of circumstances.
[7/21/2017 4:21:50 AM] girl: what a dark thing to say
[7/21/2017 4:22:12 AM] girl: he calls me a fat little peach
[7/21/2017 4:22:44 AM] girl: how terrible
[7/21/2017 4:22:52 AM] aj: Poor you.
[7/21/2017 4:23:12 AM] girl: Its okay, peaches are cute
[7/21/2017 4:23:44 AM] aj: Unless they're rotten.
[7/21/2017 4:23:47 AM] aj: and you're pretty rotten.
[7/21/2017 4:23:58 AM] aj: Or maybe you're rotten pretty.
[7/21/2017 4:24:03 AM] aj: Both?
[7/21/2017 4:24:06 AM] girl: I.........
[7/21/2017 4:24:15 AM] girl: Did something so terrible
[7/21/2017 4:24:39 AM] girl: I'm a little
[7/21/2017 4:24:42 AM] girl: Shocked
[7/21/2017 4:25:24 AM] girl: I stuck my tongue out... at the screen... and im only telling you because it was kind of cute of me, but also shockingly....... unhinged
[7/21/2017 4:25:49 AM] girl: I feel like i just caught myself in the mirror eating raw meat with my hands or something
[7/21/2017 4:26:17 AM] girl: I am rotten, and pretty, by the way
[7/21/2017 4:26:40 AM] girl: A fat and darling peach thank you very much
[7/21/2017 4:26:57 AM] girl: Just a few worm
[7/21/2017 4:27:12 AM] aj: Heh.
[7/21/2017 4:27:21 AM] aj: Hmm.
[7/21/2017 4:27:43 AM] girl: Hmm what
[7/21/2017 4:27:53 AM] aj: I think I'll spare you.
[7/21/2017 4:28:07 AM] aj: If you're already sticking your tongue out at the screen, I can ease up.
[7/21/2017 4:28:15 AM] girl: You
[7/21/2017 4:28:19 AM] girl: Oh my god
[7/21/2017 4:28:25 AM] girl: Just say it you bastard
[7/21/2017 4:28:56 AM] girl: What is possibly more embarrassing than my existence in relation to you
[7/21/2017 4:29:03 AM] aj: Honeybee.
[7/21/2017 4:29:26 AM] girl: Fucking flirt
[7/21/2017 4:29:42 AM] aj: Oh, that wasn't what I was going to say, that just answered your question.
[7/21/2017 4:29:59 AM] girl: Youre fucking killing me
[7/21/2017 4:30:07 AM] girl: Not that you care
[7/21/2017 4:30:45 AM] aj: I was going to ask you if you were rotten pretty though, because I imagine that's some sort of grungy look. Like something out of a high fashion seasonal thing that involves trashbags and whatnot.'
[7/21/2017 4:31:01 AM] aj: Being pretty and being rotten does not make one rotten pretty.
[7/21/2017 4:32:13 AM] girl: I don't thinj they make that sort of thing for girls with frighteningly enormous hips
[7/21/2017 4:32:22 AM] girl: My dentist told me i look like
[7/21/2017 4:32:25 AM] girl: Coraline
[7/21/2017 4:32:41 AM] girl: Because of my dress
[7/21/2017 4:32:47 AM] aj: Aaah
[7/21/2017 4:32:59 AM] aj: That's too bad. You could have been a rotten pretty treasure person.
[7/21/2017 4:33:21 AM] girl: It's not too bad at all
[7/21/2017 4:33:36 AM] girl: I'm quite
[7/21/2017 4:33:40 AM] girl: Pleased
[7/21/2017 4:33:47 AM] aj: I never asked you.
[7/21/2017 4:33:56 AM] girl: who cares?
[7/21/2017 4:34:12 AM] aj: You're catching on to me and not overreacting anymore.
[7/21/2017 4:34:17 AM] aj: Good job.
[7/21/2017 4:35:05 AM] girl: You offended me by saying who asked you, which was rude, so i snipped like a mean girl
[7/21/2017 4:35:13 AM] girl: Though youve
[7/21/2017 4:35:21 AM] girl: Seen me be a much meaner girl
[7/21/2017 4:35:33 AM] aj: Yeah, the snip didn't bug me.
[7/21/2017 4:36:05 AM] aj: Your dentist said a nice thing. Probably I'd say you were cute.
[7/21/2017 4:36:22 AM] aj: But not if I was a dentist, because dentists telling people they're cute is super weird.
[7/21/2017 4:36:44 AM] girl: i was offended at first, because she said, tim burton-y. And i said, oh, um, thanks
[7/21/2017 4:36:52 AM] girl: but coraline isnt so offensive
[7/21/2017 4:36:59 AM] aj: Yeah
[7/21/2017 4:37:03 AM] aj: That was a nice thing to say
[7/21/2017 4:37:10 AM] girl: Oh aj
[7/21/2017 4:37:19 AM] aj: Mm?
[7/21/2017 4:37:23 AM] girl: Im just so fucking cute not even my dentist can help herself
[7/21/2017 4:38:26 AM] girl: I think its probably lost on you because its not very cute to act the way i do to you sometimes
[7/21/2017 4:38:33 AM] girl: Most times
[7/21/2017 4:39:33 AM] girl: But it was truly not her fault... I'm very polite and a lot like a fat cat
[7/21/2017 4:40:17 AM] girl: And god knows it would be a crime to be hateful to a fat cat
[7/21/2017 4:40:35 AM] girl: And thats why my dentist called me cute and gave me a gift card. Thank you
[7/21/2017 4:40:41 AM] girl: She also made my teeth hurt
[7/21/2017 4:40:49 AM] aj: Heh.
[7/21/2017 4:41:04 AM] aj: In your case, I think...
[7/21/2017 4:41:28 AM] aj: I could already see some of that.
[7/21/2017 4:41:44 AM] girl: A fat cat?
[7/21/2017 4:41:54 AM] aj: Nah, but polite and cute.
[7/21/2017 4:42:08 AM] girl: Sounds like i need to try harder
[7/21/2017 4:42:26 AM] girl: You called me cute again
[7/21/2017 4:42:39 AM] girl: Even though it was just agreeing with me
[7/21/2017 4:43:22 AM] girl: You're still a fucking flirt
[7/21/2017 4:43:34 AM] aj: lmao
[7/21/2017 4:43:44 AM] girl: It's fine, though
[7/21/2017 4:43:56 AM] aj: You wouldn't believe me if I denied it.
[7/21/2017 4:44:03 AM] girl: I like it because im a masochist (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/21/2017 4:44:15 AM] girl: That i was cute?
[7/21/2017 4:44:25 AM] girl: I wouldn't.
[7/21/2017 4:44:34 AM] aj: Nah. The flirt bit.
[7/21/2017 4:44:45 AM] girl: Even if you don't mean to
[7/21/2017 4:44:52 AM] girl: You called me a fucking petname
[7/21/2017 4:44:58 AM] girl: What else is that
[7/21/2017 4:45:12 AM] aj: You asked what was more embarrassing. Out of all the sordid things there were.
[7/21/2017 4:45:24 AM] aj: That word ranks at the top.
[7/21/2017 4:45:30 AM] girl: There's plenty of embarrassing things about me
[7/21/2017 4:45:49 AM] girl: That aren't so cute and horrible of you to say
[7/21/2017 4:46:07 AM] girl: Like
[7/21/2017 4:46:11 AM] girl: A lot of them
[7/21/2017 4:46:25 AM] girl: I'm a walking shame machine
[7/21/2017 4:47:03 AM] aj: Sure, but that one induces profound shame and complicatedness alongside.
[7/21/2017 4:47:10 AM] aj: Also, it was a kneejerk reply.
[7/21/2017 4:47:18 AM] girl: Homo
[7/21/2017 4:47:33 AM] girl: Anyone else would call that flirting
[7/21/2017 4:48:32 AM] girl: But if you're so insistent, i wont fuss. Fucking gay though lol
[7/21/2017 4:49:08 AM] aj: I'd try and be more obvious and clumsy if I wanted to flirt with you.
[7/21/2017 4:49:15 AM] aj: I feel like you'd deserve that.
[7/21/2017 4:49:55 AM] aj: Also, you've totally ranted at me and bounced between homicidal and wanting a hatefuck or something and then wanting hugs.
[7/21/2017 4:50:12 AM] girl: Exactly!!
[7/21/2017 4:50:18 AM] girl: Much more embarrassing
[7/21/2017 4:50:55 AM] aj: Yeah, this just shows we have entirely different concepts of what that entails.
[7/21/2017 4:51:08 AM] girl: Sorry that i wanted to kill you. That first time at least was me taking meds that didn't sit well with me
[7/21/2017 4:52:23 AM] girl: But still
[7/21/2017 4:53:12 AM] girl: You're being cute, it's kind of gross
[7/21/2017 4:54:14 AM] girl: Not that I'm complaining, even if it wasn't at me I like knowing that you're still cute sometimes. It's also a burden but thats fine for now
[7/21/2017 4:54:48 AM] aj: I don't have much consolation for you on that one.
[7/21/2017 4:55:25 AM] girl: Guess ill just have to suffer by myself then
[7/21/2017 4:55:51 AM] girl: I truly am suffering
[7/21/2017 4:55:57 AM] aj: Yeah?
[7/21/2017 4:56:06 AM] girl: i cant breathe in this stupid apartmenr
[7/21/2017 4:56:21 AM] aj: For a moment I was feeling bad.
[7/21/2017 4:56:29 AM] aj: You got me for a moment.
[7/21/2017 4:56:33 AM] girl: Oops
[7/21/2017 4:57:18 AM] girl: It makes me happy to talk with you lile this, even if it makes me a sick masochistic freak
[7/21/2017 4:57:25 AM] girl: So you dont have to worry for now
[7/21/2017 4:58:29 AM] girl: Youve always been a nice distraction from other more horrible thinhs, except rn i cant think of them bc im living in perpetual brainfog and congestion and cant hardly remember yesterday
[7/21/2017 4:58:39 AM] aj: This type of conversation felt more organic and natural, and I've been wondering if that's a good thing or a bad thing for the past couple of hours. It has been nice, though.
[7/21/2017 4:58:54 AM] girl: I don't think it matters
[7/21/2017 4:59:02 AM] girl: To me, anyway.
[7/21/2017 5:00:06 AM] girl: I'm pretty resigned to feeling something intense somewhere in my skull for you forever, no matter if you indulge me or not. No matter if i indulge myself either i guess
[7/21/2017 5:00:49 AM] girl: It's kind of a weirdly peaceful feeling i guess
[7/21/2017 5:01:05 AM] aj: Well, that's good at least.
[7/21/2017 5:02:02 AM] girl: I wish i wasnt retarded though, I really hate having a cursed millennial brain that can only wver think of Video Games and Tweeting
[7/21/2017 5:03:17 AM] girl: I have too much hair but i dont want to cut it myself and i dont want anyone else to cut it rn either
[7/21/2017 5:03:55 AM] girl: i used to have a lot more though, its nice to drown yourself in your own hair
[7/21/2017 5:04:05 AM] aj: Long hair is A++
[7/21/2017 5:04:33 AM] girl: I like myself with fluffy little bob cuts but i also like myself with really really long hair
[7/21/2017 5:05:03 AM] girl: Everything in between is anything ranging from slightly imperfect to very annoying
[7/21/2017 5:05:32 AM] girl: I saw a girl with such a fluffy bob cut today and it was so cute
[7/21/2017 5:06:55 AM] aj: How is it already 5.
[7/21/2017 5:06:58 AM] aj: Blah.
[7/21/2017 5:07:07 AM] aj: I should sleep for a few hours or something.
[7/21/2017 5:07:34 AM] girl: Have to be somewhere?
[7/21/2017 5:07:55 AM] aj: Nah, but I should at least keep some normal hours.
[7/21/2017 5:07:58 AM] girl: Im going to sleep all day (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/21/2017 5:08:30 AM] girl: I woke up at like 7:30 yesterday and i felt like garbage the entire day LOL
[7/21/2017 5:09:20 AM] aj: treasure*
[7/21/2017 5:09:40 AM] girl: Die
[7/21/2017 5:09:50 AM] aj: I had to.
[7/21/2017 5:10:19 AM] girl: I think im just going to hang out on my couch and try to make my nose work again before i sleep though
[7/21/2017 5:11:04 AM] aj: Probably wise. No neti pot or stuff like it?
[7/21/2017 5:11:28 AM] girl: No, but i have an inhaler somewhere around here Lol
[7/21/2017 5:13:25 AM] aj: That could work.
[7/21/2017 5:13:32 AM] aj: I haven't used an inhaler in a long time
[7/21/2017 5:13:37 AM] aj: so, maybe it also couldn't work
[7/21/2017 5:13:38 AM] girl: snorts it
[7/21/2017 5:13:58 AM] girl: I use mine all the time bc of this MOLDY fucking building
[7/21/2017 5:15:21 AM] girl: You can snooze whenever, I'm chattering bc im feeling chattery but sooner or later my body will tell me enough is enoyfh and force me in2 slumber
[7/21/2017 5:15:37 AM] girl: Hopefully not on the couch because its a bit. Short
[7/21/2017 5:15:46 AM] girl: Send prayers
[7/21/2017 5:18:30 AM] girl: I hope if nothing else i at least get a marimo farm in my lungs
[7/21/2017 5:19:32 AM] aj: Heh, sleeping. Feel better.
[7/21/2017 5:19:56 AM] girl: Night
[7/21/2017 5:20:03 AM] girl: Idiot
[7/21/2017 1:54:44 PM] girl: Hh
[7/21/2017 6:17:17 PM] girl: Mnn
[7/21/2017 6:17:32 PM] girl: It was... nice to talk to you almost kind of normal
[7/21/2017 6:18:09 PM] girl: I went to the pharmacy... and drank a bery large mocha... and went to the fish market...
[7/21/2017 6:19:01 PM] girl: I hate when i cant fucking read
[7/21/2017 6:19:58 PM] girl: I think thats the worst thing about my dumbass symptoms is like reading anything informational is like a concentrated effort, like, i couldnt read these stupid signs abt cheese
[7/21/2017 6:45:38 PM] girl: Also i ended up falling asleep on the couch lol
[7/21/2017 6:45:46 PM] girl: Like a damn idiot
[7/21/2017 6:46:05 PM] girl: But i went back t bed at like 8 or 9 or 10
[7/21/2017 6:50:42 PM] girl: Also I had some. Folks online mistake me for like 12 today... which wS... interesting... i think th effect is lost when people see me irl bc i have the stature of a grown woman but i regularly get mistaken for like 16-17 but i think thats just whT happens when youre asian and round in the face
[7/21/2017 9:07:44 PM] girl: My aunt is soooo psycho
[7/21/2017 10:17:59 PM] girl: She like. I dont think ive ever met anyone so evil. Evil and crazy. Its fine though
[7/21/2017 10:18:11 PM] girl: I feel very unfocused and dumb sorry!!!
[7/21/2017 11:56:12 PM] girl: Did yoy know im allergic to like every raw fruit and vegetable and the sun
[7/22/2017 2:33:20 AM] girl: Hahaha
[7/22/2017 2:33:38 AM] girl: For a cute girl who acts rly normal to most people I really am such a loser
[7/22/2017 2:47:45 AM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *) I really am pretty pathetic
[7/22/2017 2:48:23 AM] girl: but its mostly okay because im charming enough to get away with it... but boy sometimes i think about what a huge loser i am and go WOW
[7/22/2017 3:51:46 AM] girl: Hahahaha
[7/22/2017 3:51:56 AM] girl: I call you a dog. But
[7/22/2017 3:52:05 AM] girl: Sometimes im a dog too
[7/22/2017 11:26:38 AM] girl: I??? Woke up to my fucking aunt telling me. Like. Oh my god idk. Crazy shit bc my other aunt is a crazy evil woman and I think shes telling my moms side of the family shit about me that isnt true
[7/22/2017 11:51:04 PM] girl: Bluh
[7/22/2017 11:51:13 PM] girl: I hate how foggy i feel
[7/22/2017 11:51:32 PM] girl: Its so difficult to think ahead.
[7/23/2017 1:38:05 AM] girl: Mmmn my
[7/23/2017 1:38:37 AM] girl: Fingers are all messy bc ive been touching theese eyeshadow pallettrs
[7/24/2017 4:03:50 AM] aj: Yeah, you're a dog, too.
[7/24/2017 4:05:15 AM] aj: That being said, I think most people feel that they're frauds to some extent.
[7/24/2017 4:06:09 AM] aj: That could just be me, though. The truth is that no matter how smart of capable you are, your skills are limited, largely only useful in the time you're born and live, and not even that great.
[7/24/2017 4:07:32 AM] aj: One of the things I super-hate is people who say they're "educated". Like, what the fuck does that even mean? Dogs who do training are "educated" or some shit. Lots of people like it to mean that they have a degree or read a few books sometimes, or say it as a put-on because they think whatever vapid things they like qualify as things "educated" people like.
[7/24/2017 4:09:09 AM] aj: So, if being "educated" means having a degree, the problem is that having a degree doesn't mean one is "educated". Honorary degrees aside, there's a huge philosophical problem that I think it called the Chinese Room or something like it. Basically, even if you display perfect understanding, there's no way to know that you actually understand something. You could just be following a complex series of decision trees or memorized it all.
[7/24/2017 4:10:11 AM] aj: Granted, analytics and rote memorization are a part of understanding, but we tend to think of understanding as more than that. THE POINT IS that any credential does not guarantee that the holder actually knows what they're talking about. It just ups the probability. So, credentials are out as a 100% indication of "educated".
[7/24/2017 4:10:46 AM] aj: Which leaves, what? Without that, we just have consensus opinion and personal testimony, which is fine because degrees are just more rigorous versions of that shit anyways.
[7/24/2017 4:11:31 AM] aj: But, then, saying you're "educated" means that you've attained some level of knowledge and understanding that will always and forever place you in that status. Which is BULLSHIT because stuff changes all the damn time.
[7/24/2017 4:12:23 AM] aj: I guess in the end I just hate that term. The legit smart and wise people I know won't use that word as a self-descriptor.
[7/24/2017 4:12:47 AM] aj: So all that's left are people who use that word because it sounds good and maybe people told them they were smart or something.
[7/24/2017 4:14:48 AM] aj: So. Most people are frauds. Or they vastly overestimate their abilities and then go on to overstate them. It's a display that combines a lack of circumspect thinking with a lack of humility, and produces people who fearlessly blunder into an uncertain future while simultaneously insulting people who have the good sense to know they're stupid and people who have the humility to constrain their self-expression.
[7/24/2017 4:20:03 AM] aj: So. Being charming is pretty good because you still have that going for you on top of enough self-knowledge to know where your limits tend to be.
[7/24/2017 4:20:19 AM] aj: Don't be so hard on yourself, you could be an "educated" twat or someshit.
[7/24/2017 11:17:40 AM] girl: Hahahaha
[7/24/2017 12:51:38 PM] girl: I saw that and fell right badk asleep
[7/24/2017 3:33:34 PM] girl: Sometimes you can be pretty cute
[7/24/2017 3:34:22 PM] girl: Mostly i just hate being unmedicated and a lot of add treatment options are kind of bad or they're adderall lol
[7/24/2017 3:35:34 PM] girl: I'm like out of withdrawal phase or should be but it's just annoying to have to make a concentrated effort to do things other people can do with ease
[7/24/2017 3:37:57 PM] girl: It's like, having meds is like putting glasses on for the first time and being like oh this is how things are kind of supposed to be, and so, being off them is extra frustrating when you know how stuff feels and is Normally i guess. And I can't really do much in the way of trying harder, my brain shits out midway through sentences and stuff and i am rly easily distracted and i want to. Roll in mud and die
[7/24/2017 3:39:01 PM] girl: Idk if it's you know, actual Textbook Adhd or just my brain didn't develop normal because i spent so many of my formative years in traumatic situations and environments but my brain sure doesn't work right
[7/24/2017 3:42:36 PM] girl: It feels like there's a lot of things wrong with me and i hate it because symptoms really aren't the same for everybody and mental issues are hard to diagnose and treat right, and it seems like i have some conflicting things going on and thats very annoying
[7/25/2017 2:44:20 AM] girl: mmm
[7/25/2017 2:44:30 AM] girl: I'm a little high lol. And very strange
[7/25/2017 4:09:50 AM] girl: Sleepy... sleepy sleepy
[7/25/2017 4:09:59 AM] girl: I cant believe youre so tall...
[7/25/2017 4:10:05 AM] girl: Thats too tall you know
[7/25/2017 4:10:10 AM] girl: Much too tall...
[7/25/2017 4:10:17 AM] girl: No reason for it even...
[7/25/2017 9:44:28 PM] aj: =P
[7/25/2017 10:39:55 PM] girl: Dummy
[7/25/2017 10:43:24 PM] girl: Its so fucking hot
[7/25/2017 10:48:53 PM] girl: Like way too fucking hot
[7/25/2017 10:49:07 PM] girl: Im letting ari have our singular fan bc hes asleep
[7/25/2017 10:49:15 PM] girl: But o wish i was cruel enough to take ot
[7/25/2017 10:55:56 PM] aj: /patpat
[7/25/2017 11:00:47 PM] girl: Dont pat me
[7/25/2017 11:00:50 PM] girl: Thats rude
[7/25/2017 11:02:53 PM] girl: I have some
[7/25/2017 11:02:57 PM] girl: Interesting
[7/25/2017 11:03:03 PM] girl: Family drama
[7/25/2017 11:25:40 PM] aj: Yeah?
[7/25/2017 11:25:50 PM] aj: You getting more problems from your aunt?
[7/25/2017 11:26:00 PM] girl: Hahaha
[7/25/2017 11:26:03 PM] girl: Yeah
[7/25/2017 11:26:20 PM] girl: White aunt idk
[7/25/2017 11:27:17 PM] girl: She was like... "the reason you're having issues with your dads family is because you don't respect or know your own culture. Japanese people value honor."
[7/25/2017 11:27:34 PM] girl: Then she sent me a picture of my grandpa with the word DOJO over it from a magazine
[7/25/2017 11:27:37 PM] girl: I was.
[7/25/2017 11:27:49 PM] girl: Shocked
[7/25/2017 11:28:01 PM] aj: lolololhonor culture
[7/25/2017 11:28:12 PM] aj: Saving face is not the same as valuing honor.
[7/25/2017 11:28:45 PM] aj: Relying on cultural constructions that produce peer pressure for stepping out of the line of norms is not "honor".
[7/25/2017 11:29:06 PM] aj: Individualism is also shit, don't get me wrong.
[7/25/2017 11:29:33 PM] girl: I just was like
[7/25/2017 11:30:09 PM] girl: Shocked at how caucasian of her it was to say, esp when my other aunt is like genuinely evil and tried to keep me from coming to my own dads funeral
[7/25/2017 11:30:22 PM] girl: Like bringing up... japanese honor... or whatever...
[7/25/2017 11:30:32 PM] girl: Like maam? Are you well?
[7/25/2017 11:30:35 PM] aj: Yeah, I have no idea how that factors into it.
[7/25/2017 11:31:15 PM] girl: A
[7/25/2017 11:31:29 PM] girl: A failure to understand my own familys culture.... ok...
[7/25/2017 11:31:34 PM] aj: I...
[7/25/2017 11:31:41 PM] girl: Girl i know
[7/25/2017 11:31:52 PM] aj: Do people read what they message?
[7/25/2017 11:32:39 PM] girl: She sent me a pic of my grandpa in his dojo
[7/25/2017 11:32:41 PM] girl: Like
[7/25/2017 11:32:55 PM] girl: See how honorable and japanese your grandpa was
[7/25/2017 11:33:00 PM] girl: Like oh my god
[7/25/2017 11:33:35 PM] aj: I don't understand how someone does that and thinks they're making a point on anything other than their own ignorance.
[7/25/2017 11:34:36 PM] girl: Its so embarrassing
[7/25/2017 11:34:45 PM] girl: Im so deeply embarrassed for her
[7/25/2017 11:34:50 PM] aj: I feel shame for this person, yes.
[7/25/2017 11:35:15 PM] girl: I'm sensitive and it ruins my mornings when she pulls this shit so i finally just told her to fuck off
[7/25/2017 11:35:58 PM] aj: I was speaking with my sister earlier about that girl who rolled her car while snapchatting.
[7/25/2017 11:36:31 PM] aj: and who, once getting out of her vehicle, instead of calling 911, snapchatted some more while the corpse of her sister was just there.
[7/25/2017 11:36:46 PM] girl: oh my god WHAT
[7/25/2017 11:37:30 PM] girl: Thats insane?!?
[7/25/2017 11:37:49 PM] aj: https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2017-07-24-drunk-teen-livestreamed-car-crash-that-killed-her-14-year-old-sister/
[7/25/2017 11:37:59 PM] girl: I mean i also texted ari after i dound my dad but i fucking called the ambulance first(?!?!?
[7/25/2017 11:38:03 PM] aj: There's a link because I try and source stuff, anyways
[7/25/2017 11:38:12 PM] girl: Oh my god
[7/25/2017 11:38:15 PM] girl: Thats
[7/25/2017 11:38:17 PM] girl: A bit
[7/25/2017 11:38:18 PM] girl: Much
[7/25/2017 11:38:42 PM] aj: Livestreaming on instagram, my bad, anyways.
[7/25/2017 11:38:53 PM] aj: My sister thinks that people like this are evil.
[7/25/2017 11:39:22 PM] aj: So we talked about evil and stuff for a little while.
[7/25/2017 11:40:24 PM] aj: The main disagreement we have is that I don't think this person is evil. My sister can't really comprehend how someone can be so self-absorbed about it all. She said this girl was "empty", and that's what spooks her.
[7/25/2017 11:41:11 PM] aj: To me, though, evil needs malicious intent. To just not care isn't evil in and of itself. A lack of empathy, sure. But evil has to be proactive.
[7/25/2017 11:41:58 PM] aj: (Incidentally, the law seems to agree with me because this girl is being tried for manslaughter, which doesn't need malicious intent.)
[7/25/2017 11:42:24 PM] aj: Anyways, I bring this up because people do a lot of stupid shit without intent.
[7/25/2017 11:43:17 PM] girl: I agree
[7/25/2017 11:43:42 PM] aj: Granted. I'm sort of an asshole in my own interpretations of things, but I'll spare you that. =P
[7/25/2017 11:43:57 PM] girl: Though i dont think its excusable to be super lazy in trying to be at least somewhat empathetic
[7/25/2017 11:45:07 PM] girl: I think people with a profound lack of empathy aren't really worth my time/that my specific brand of socialization and problems makes me easily hurt by people like that or easily annoyed
[7/25/2017 11:45:13 PM] girl: By people
[7/25/2017 11:45:16 PM] girl: Like that
[7/25/2017 11:45:50 PM] aj: To a degree, I think empathy is related to socialization. But I think a lot of it is also genetic and environmental.
[7/25/2017 11:46:13 PM] aj: I don't think it's possible to be lazy in empathy. Sympathy or compassion? Maybe.
[7/25/2017 11:46:31 PM] aj: Empathy is a lot less of a thing you turn on and off and a lot more a background thing.
[7/25/2017 11:48:49 PM] girl: I guess compassion is more what I mean in those cases but I tend not to get along with people who lack empathy
[7/25/2017 11:49:36 PM] girl: Mostly because I can't make mine stop, and its much easier to be around people who also are like that becayse we pick up on each others feelings really easily and are nice to each other and no one gets hurt or irritated
[7/25/2017 11:49:57 PM] aj: This would explain one facet of your love/hate with me.
[7/25/2017 11:51:16 PM] aj: I was a lot more empathetic when I was little, but that got throttled out of me and really has never returned. I rarely feel like empathy is the best solution when trying to solve problems. Granted, a lot of the time people just want to be heard and don't want you to solve shit, so that's cool.
[7/25/2017 11:52:06 PM] girl: I don't think that's true at all
[7/25/2017 11:52:16 PM] aj: Which part?
[7/25/2017 11:52:29 PM] girl: The part about empathy not being a good way to solve problems
[7/25/2017 11:53:13 PM] girl: Maybe not all of them but i think a lot of the highly empathetic women in my life, when theyve learned to kind of reign it in and not waste it on people who dont give a shit
[7/25/2017 11:53:30 PM] girl: Are really good and likable leaders
[7/25/2017 11:53:40 PM] girl: i just really love kitty too
[7/25/2017 11:53:48 PM] girl: But so does everyone else
[7/25/2017 11:53:52 PM] aj: Fair.
[7/25/2017 11:54:05 PM] aj: I just don't think it's the best solution. It's a good solution.
[7/25/2017 11:54:18 PM] aj: and I think that in some degree it is involved in the best solutions.
[7/25/2017 11:54:52 PM] girl: I think that's kind of an unfortunate and/or sad way to think.
[7/25/2017 11:55:23 PM] aj: I think you're more optimistic about how long cooperation lasts between individuals and groups.
[7/25/2017 11:55:44 PM] aj: I also think that how I think is a sad way to think, though.
[7/25/2017 11:56:18 PM] aj: There's no right answer in this one, imo. It just depends on what your values happen to be.
[7/25/2017 11:57:20 PM] aj: Or, put differently, there are only right individual answers, but guiding principles beyond vague notions? Eh.
[7/25/2017 11:58:22 PM] girl: Are you confused/do you not understand why I feel the way I do about you, by the way?
[7/25/2017 11:59:01 PM] aj: I don't know how to answer that question.
[7/25/2017 11:59:35 PM] girl: ?
[7/26/2017 12:00:09 AM] girl: I'm not desperate for an answer i just don't understand
[7/26/2017 12:00:36 AM] aj: I know why.
[7/26/2017 12:02:09 AM] girl: You just said something that made it sound like you didnt
[7/26/2017 12:02:11 AM] girl: Thats all
[7/26/2017 12:02:36 AM] aj: Ah, okay.
[7/26/2017 12:03:25 AM] girl: What are you doing?
[7/26/2017 12:03:39 AM] aj: Right now, looking at apartments.
[7/26/2017 12:03:51 AM] girl: Ah
[7/26/2017 12:04:06 AM] girl: I really like california but ive only ever been once
[7/26/2017 12:04:30 AM] aj: The weather is nice. I'm already anxious about the sheer amount of people there, though.
[7/26/2017 12:04:48 AM] girl: No, twice, but the first time i was just going to maxs parents house becayse we decided on a whim we wanted to drive four hours to see some persian kittens
[7/26/2017 12:05:19 AM] girl: I cried a lot because i loved each of them
[7/26/2017 12:05:40 AM] girl: Theres a lot of people but... at least its not the east coast?
[7/26/2017 12:06:00 AM] aj: I liked the east coast more.
[7/26/2017 12:06:14 AM] aj: Or, at least the part above the Mason-Dixon line.
[7/26/2017 12:06:52 AM] girl: Seems spooky
[7/26/2017 12:06:57 AM] girl: But ive only been to ny
[7/26/2017 12:07:12 AM] girl: But the people i know from jersey and florida are all freaks
[7/26/2017 12:07:24 AM] aj: Heh
[7/26/2017 12:10:06 AM] girl: I'm so out of it lately
[7/26/2017 12:10:29 AM] aj: Yeah? Well, it's not like your aunt has been helping.
[7/26/2017 12:10:41 AM] girl: Haha
[7/26/2017 12:10:46 AM] girl: Neither of them
[7/26/2017 12:12:11 AM] girl: But mostly im just overwhelmingly foggy again, which is okay when im not sad, but its hard not to get frustrated when you have trpuble finishing sentences
[7/26/2017 12:12:22 AM] girl: And im the kind of person who cries when im frustrated
[7/26/2017 12:12:33 AM] aj: That makes sense. Reading some of the stuff you wrote earlier made me feel sad.
[7/26/2017 12:13:19 AM] girl: Haha
[7/26/2017 12:13:29 AM] girl: I have to read it again, i kind of forgot
[7/26/2017 12:14:29 AM] girl: Oh yeah
[7/26/2017 12:14:35 AM] girl: I was feeling really fussy
[7/26/2017 12:15:00 AM] girl: As i am apt to do
[7/26/2017 12:15:26 AM] aj: I appreciated that.
[7/26/2017 12:15:36 AM] girl: Appreciated whT?
[7/26/2017 12:15:47 AM] aj: The explanation, and you mentioning how it feels.
[7/26/2017 12:17:17 AM] aj: It's the difference between someone saying they feel sick
[7/26/2017 12:17:41 AM] aj: and someone explaining what hurts or aches, and why.
[7/26/2017 12:18:51 AM] girl: Silly to appreciate that from me, but a little weirdly heartwarming
[7/26/2017 12:19:11 AM] aj: I always hit this same mental snag.
[7/26/2017 12:19:23 AM] aj: Someone will say "I feel sick" or something, and I ask a little bit more but not too much.
[7/26/2017 12:19:39 AM] aj: I can empathize, but I only have my own experiences to compare to what they say.
[7/26/2017 12:20:00 AM] aj: So, I get bothered because I wonder if I am remembering my experiences and applying it to someone else and then feeling bad for them.
[7/26/2017 12:20:20 AM] aj: and if that's true, aren't I just being selfish and imagining it all and I never really understood them but just think they feel what I do?
[7/26/2017 12:20:43 AM] aj: But asking too many questions is also invasive.
[7/26/2017 12:22:18 AM] girl: I don't think that matters much. All that sort of dumb nihilistic stuff is pretty true but if you feel something for someone and want them to be better when they're hurt and are happy when they're happy it's not... fake. Being a self serving person and relating to other people through yourself isnt fake or shallow
[7/26/2017 12:22:46 AM] girl: And its not fake or shallow to not understand either
[7/26/2017 12:22:58 AM] aj: You're right. It still bothers me, though. All of it.
[7/26/2017 12:23:19 AM] aj: So I appreciate people that I care about telling me stuff, even if it's a lot of detail or something.
[7/26/2017 12:23:35 AM] aj: Because it means I'm less likely to get caught in that loop.
[7/26/2017 12:24:10 AM] girl: I'm glad its something you like and isnt annoying, then.
[7/26/2017 12:25:01 AM] girl: Talking excessively always helps me more than it doesnt
[7/26/2017 12:26:58 AM] girl: It's a lot easier to sort things out on paper or out loud or in text, even if its just to myself. Because im forgetful and sit at a sort of baseline where i dont think much about what im doing or feeling, so it helps me remember, and feel less lile theres something really annoying and painful bothering me that i cant figure out
[7/26/2017 12:27:11 AM] girl: And journaling is kind of lonely haha
[7/26/2017 12:29:10 AM] aj: That makes sense
[7/26/2017 12:31:59 AM] girl: I worry about being a burden a lot too when i know i shouldnt care so much
[7/26/2017 12:32:26 AM] girl: I'm always relieved when you dont think so but id know why if you did
[7/26/2017 12:37:47 AM] aj: /patpat
[7/26/2017 12:37:59 AM] aj: I'd let you know if it was a burden.
[7/26/2017 12:40:07 AM] girl: Haha
[7/26/2017 12:40:16 AM] girl: I'd probably cry
[7/26/2017 12:40:32 AM] aj: Probably.
[7/26/2017 12:40:41 AM] aj: You'd also say something about being a princess, probably.
[7/26/2017 12:40:50 AM] girl: I am a princess
[7/26/2017 12:41:09 AM] aj: Mhm.
[7/26/2017 12:41:57 AM] girl: Do you not think so?
[7/26/2017 12:42:25 AM] aj: Hmm.
[7/26/2017 12:42:28 AM] aj: You're...
[7/26/2017 12:42:31 AM] aj: A Treasure Princess.
[7/26/2017 12:42:50 AM] girl: I'm rolling my eyes
[7/26/2017 12:43:03 AM] aj: Uh huh.
[7/26/2017 12:43:57 AM] girl: I am a princess
[7/26/2017 12:44:14 AM] girl: It's not my fault you don't believe me
[7/26/2017 12:44:28 AM] aj: I just said you're a treasure princess.
[7/26/2017 12:45:18 AM] girl: its disrespectful to put me on the same level as you... if you think you are...... treasure
[7/26/2017 12:45:21 AM] girl: Garbage freak
[7/26/2017 12:45:45 AM] aj: Such uncouth language for a princess.
[7/26/2017 12:46:12 AM] girl: Princesses can say whateber they want to
[7/26/2017 12:46:37 AM] aj: Commoners would think princesses are like that.
[7/26/2017 12:46:52 AM] aj: Not that you're a commoner. Just. That's what commoners would think.
[7/26/2017 12:48:18 AM] girl: Dogs don't get to talk to princesses like that (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/26/2017 12:48:36 AM] aj: I agree.
[7/26/2017 12:48:51 AM] aj: You should warn me if any princesses show up.
[7/26/2017 12:49:05 AM] girl: Thats so mean
[7/26/2017 12:49:22 AM] aj: You called me a dog.
[7/26/2017 12:50:25 AM] girl: Dogs are cute~~
[7/26/2017 12:50:48 AM] aj: You're not saving it that way.
[7/26/2017 12:51:14 AM] aj: Commoner.
[7/26/2017 12:51:40 AM] girl: Dog!
[7/26/2017 12:52:01 AM] girl: I'm a princess, and, everyone else thinks so, so...
[7/26/2017 12:52:22 AM] aj: Oh, so that's what you're relying on, now.
[7/26/2017 12:52:27 AM] aj: I mean, that's fine.
[7/26/2017 12:53:14 AM] aj: You're free to believe what they tell you if that's what you want, and all. I won't stop you.
[7/26/2017 12:53:27 AM] girl: Youre so mean
[7/26/2017 12:53:34 AM] girl: You are being so awful
[7/26/2017 12:53:41 AM] aj: You started this.
[7/26/2017 12:53:42 AM] girl: To such a nice girl?
[7/26/2017 12:53:54 AM] aj: You started this.
[7/26/2017 12:53:58 AM] girl: Oh my god. You're so awful.
[7/26/2017 12:54:09 AM] girl: I'm feeling very gaslit tbh
[7/26/2017 12:54:32 AM] aj: Fine, I won't say you started this.
[7/26/2017 12:55:19 AM] aj: I will say that I have never heard of a story where a princess argues with a dog.
[7/26/2017 12:55:28 AM] girl: Such a bad way to treat a girl who likes you so much :/.
[7/26/2017 12:56:02 AM] aj: Someone still thinks I'm a dog.
[7/26/2017 12:56:45 AM] girl: Because dogs are kind of cute and kind of dumb
[7/26/2017 12:57:23 AM] girl: and even if they bite you a little its hard to be very mad (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/26/2017 12:57:46 AM] girl: But i wont do it if it makes you feel fussy
[7/26/2017 12:57:52 AM] aj: Then...
[7/26/2017 12:57:54 AM] aj: if I'm a dog...
[7/26/2017 12:58:07 AM] aj: It'll be hard for you to be mad at me if I say you aren't a princess!
[7/26/2017 12:58:20 AM] girl: aj...
[7/26/2017 12:58:28 AM] girl: I'm not mad.
[7/26/2017 12:58:39 AM] girl: I'm just very disappointed.
[7/26/2017 12:58:48 AM] girl: (´・ω・｀)
[7/26/2017 12:58:48 AM] aj: I knew that was coming!
[7/26/2017 12:59:01 AM] aj: Did it feel good when you typed it?
[7/26/2017 12:59:04 AM] aj: I would have been laughing.
[7/26/2017 12:59:14 AM] girl: (´・ω・｀)
[7/26/2017 12:59:21 AM] aj: I'm almost jealous you got to do that one and not me.
[7/26/2017 12:59:33 AM] girl: It never feels good to be disappointed by someone you thought was on your side....
[7/26/2017 12:59:42 AM] girl: But i manage, somehow
[7/26/2017 12:59:51 AM] aj: You're so brave.
[7/26/2017 12:59:55 AM] aj: The bravest.
[7/26/2017 12:59:58 AM] aj: You.
[7/26/2017 1:00:16 AM] girl: Yes its true im quite brave and strong and tall
[7/26/2017 1:00:32 AM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *) i dont know how i do it all
[7/26/2017 1:00:39 AM] aj: Two out of three ain't bade?
[7/26/2017 1:00:42 AM] aj: bad, too.
[7/26/2017 1:00:57 AM] girl: i guess it just comes with the territory u know? being a princess and all
[7/26/2017 1:01:13 AM] aj: I wouldn't know, because I am all those things and not a princess.
[7/26/2017 1:01:23 AM] aj: In fact, if I recall, I'm taller than you.
[7/26/2017 1:01:24 AM] girl: You wont be saying that when i wear my tallman shoes.......
[7/26/2017 1:01:28 AM] aj: Shock. Dismay.
[7/26/2017 1:01:40 AM] aj: I will, because it would be the shoes that are tall. Not you.
[7/26/2017 1:01:53 AM] aj: I will remark to the shoes that they are tall.
[7/26/2017 1:02:10 AM] aj: and they will smile because they'd finally be recognized for it.
[7/26/2017 1:02:13 AM] girl: http://www.tallmenshoes.com
[7/26/2017 1:02:41 AM] girl: Tall man shoes ... five inch taller even
[7/26/2017 1:02:55 AM] girl: I could be 6'1". No one would even know..
[7/26/2017 1:02:58 AM] aj: I should wear those, and tower over you even more.
[7/26/2017 1:03:07 AM] girl: THEY ARE NOT FOR TALL FREAKS
[7/26/2017 1:03:59 AM] girl: And anyway
[7/26/2017 1:04:07 AM] aj: That's a response I'd expect from a short person.
[7/26/2017 1:04:31 AM] girl: >:). Dogs arent so tall when theyre on all fours.
[7/26/2017 1:04:40 AM] girl: Ew... emoji.......
[7/26/2017 1:05:00 AM] girl: (avocadolove)
[7/26/2017 1:05:16 AM] aj: I'm so lucky I disabled emojis.
[7/26/2017 1:05:33 AM] girl: I need to lol they keep getting uglier
[7/26/2017 1:05:49 AM] girl: It shocks me how fucking ugly they are ot makes me want to kill whoever is in charge of emojis
[7/26/2017 1:06:09 AM] aj: and, I'd stride the world as a tall person, in tall person shoes
[7/26/2017 1:06:12 AM] aj: and look down upon you.
[7/26/2017 1:06:31 AM] girl: bigger are , harder fall (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/26/2017 1:06:34 AM] aj: and ask you how the world of the dwarves was.
[7/26/2017 1:06:44 AM] girl: ill kill you
[7/26/2017 1:06:56 AM] aj: Not if my laughter does me in first.
[7/26/2017 1:07:04 AM] girl: I'm not a dwarf
[7/26/2017 1:07:15 AM] aj: Oh, right
[7/26/2017 1:07:16 AM] aj: Sorry
[7/26/2017 1:07:22 AM] aj: Dwarf Princess.
[7/26/2017 1:07:23 AM] girl: I'm 5'6" and im too round to be a dwarf!!
[7/26/2017 1:07:32 AM] girl: EAT SHIT AND DIE
[7/26/2017 1:07:37 AM] aj: Dwarf Princesses are round, I think.
[7/26/2017 1:07:51 AM] girl: Its different....
[7/26/2017 1:08:15 AM] girl: My proportions would look wrong on shortnessnand that is why im tall
[7/26/2017 1:08:29 AM] girl: I'm reallt going to cry
[7/26/2017 1:08:48 AM] girl: Its so mean to call me a DWARF dwarves are not cute!!!
[7/26/2017 1:09:29 AM] girl: THEY ARE LIKE WEIRD GNOMES im not a gnome!!! Even if i like mushrooms!! It doesnt make me a gnome!!
[7/26/2017 1:10:46 AM] girl: im too cute to be a gnome... even when im an old lady i will be cute and round and not like a gnome at all
[7/26/2017 1:14:07 AM] girl: I hope the best apartment you can find is a hole in the ground with no natural lightinf so that you can sit in the dark by yourself and think about wjat youve done
[7/26/2017 1:14:21 AM] aj: That's pretty comfy.
[7/26/2017 1:14:25 AM] aj: By Dwarf standards.
[7/26/2017 1:14:52 AM] girl: Why do you fluster me so much
[7/26/2017 1:15:13 AM] girl: I shouldnt care about the opinion of some lousy dog
[7/26/2017 1:15:41 AM] girl: Youre going to kill me you know?
[7/26/2017 1:16:05 AM] girl: i can feel my blood pressure skyrocketing into the heavens nd soon i will die from it
[7/26/2017 1:16:28 AM] aj: Can I have your Dwarven treasure after you die?
[7/26/2017 1:16:53 AM] girl: Im crying i hate you
[7/26/2017 1:17:05 AM] girl: I'm so fucking cute and nice and youre being so mean
[7/26/2017 1:17:19 AM] girl: I'm a high stress individual!!!
[7/26/2017 1:17:29 AM] girl: I cry at puppies!!
[7/26/2017 1:17:45 AM] girl: I need TO BE TREATED TENDERLY
[7/26/2017 1:18:22 AM] aj: You.
[7/26/2017 1:18:24 AM] aj: Started.
[7/26/2017 1:18:25 AM] aj: This.
[7/26/2017 1:18:53 AM] girl: I'm SORRY!
[7/26/2017 1:19:15 AM] girl: you're not a dog!! just a very mean and terrible man!! who makes girls cry!
[7/26/2017 1:19:29 AM] aj: See, if you stopped at that first part?
[7/26/2017 1:19:34 AM] aj: That first part right there?
[7/26/2017 1:19:37 AM] aj: Perfection.
[7/26/2017 1:20:02 AM] girl: :(((
[7/26/2017 1:20:12 AM] aj: You just couldn't stop yourself, could you?
[7/26/2017 1:20:17 AM] girl: be nice im a tender fucking woman
[7/26/2017 1:20:33 AM] aj: I could make so many jokes on that phrasing.
[7/26/2017 1:20:49 AM] girl: I AM A TENDER AND SOFT HEARTED GIRL !!
[7/26/2017 1:21:01 AM] girl: ;_;
[7/26/2017 1:21:58 AM] aj: and short. Don't forget short.
[7/26/2017 1:22:50 AM] girl: I'm not that short...
[7/26/2017 1:23:24 AM] aj: /headpat
[7/26/2017 1:23:34 AM] aj: No, of course you're not, sweetie.
[7/26/2017 1:25:01 AM] girl: Dont you sweetie me
[7/26/2017 1:25:16 AM] girl: Two inches taller than average is at least a little tall...
[7/26/2017 1:25:29 AM] girl: Plus im asian, so you have to give me some credit there
[7/26/2017 1:25:51 AM] girl: like, my body has truly done all she can to become tall... shes doing a good job...
[7/26/2017 1:26:26 AM] aj: I just agreed with you.
[7/26/2017 1:26:32 AM] aj: I don't know what more you want.
[7/26/2017 1:27:28 AM] aj: If only I could LIFT you out of this height obsession.
[7/26/2017 1:27:34 AM] girl: I dont know im feeling sensitive okay!!
[7/26/2017 1:27:53 AM] girl: you couldnt im very heavy and cumbersome to carry!!
[7/26/2017 1:28:46 AM] aj: I could go for another shot or two at height, but I feel like being nice.
[7/26/2017 1:30:27 AM] girl: wiki says most japanese women are 5'2"... four more inches is not BAD...
[7/26/2017 1:30:40 AM] girl: I could probably carry YOU! I can carry ari
[7/26/2017 1:30:59 AM] aj: Nah. I could probably carry you, though.
[7/26/2017 1:31:24 AM] girl: I could! Ari is taller than you... and used to be fatter.... im very talented!!
[7/26/2017 1:32:21 AM] girl: Kitty can carry me but most people cannot... ari can sometimes
[7/26/2017 1:33:10 AM] girl: but i carry ari all the time. Fun party trick little girlfriend carry big boyfriend.
[7/26/2017 1:33:18 AM] aj: I'm like, 235 and around 15% bodyfat. I haven't weighed myself recently.
[7/26/2017 1:33:45 AM] girl: Ive carried ari at bigger (´・ω・｀)
[7/26/2017 1:34:04 AM] girl: (´・ω・｀) im strong girl
[7/26/2017 1:34:13 AM] aj: Yeah, now, I wanna know how much you weigh so I can say If I could carry you or not.
[7/26/2017 1:35:06 AM] girl: I think around the same... maybe heavier or lighter depending on how much adderall im doing
[7/26/2017 1:35:21 AM] aj: Same as me?
[7/26/2017 1:35:35 AM] girl: Yeah!
[7/26/2017 1:35:40 AM] aj: I could carry you.
[7/26/2017 1:36:10 AM] girl: Nt for long bitch.... swallows 1000 protein powder
[7/26/2017 1:36:23 AM] aj: Hmm.
[7/26/2017 1:36:43 AM] aj: For at least half a minute. Depends on how I was carrying you.
[7/26/2017 1:37:12 AM] girl: I could carry you around my house (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/26/2017 1:37:28 AM] aj: Yeah, but why would you, when I could carry you around your house.
[7/26/2017 1:37:42 AM] girl: I CPULD spin you around probably
[7/26/2017 1:37:51 AM] girl: I can spin hope around its quite cute
[7/26/2017 1:38:38 AM] girl: Brittany my other dumb middle school friend is like the size of my forearm. I could probably throw her
[7/26/2017 1:39:03 AM] girl: the only thing i cant do is give you a ride on my back because youre a tall horrible freak
[7/26/2017 1:39:59 AM] aj: You're being cute.
[7/26/2017 1:41:11 AM] girl: im demonstrating that i am very strong and tall... Aggressive and territorial behavior
[7/26/2017 1:41:33 AM] girl: dont fluster me
[7/26/2017 1:42:01 AM] aj: I mean, you're being cute.
[7/26/2017 1:42:28 AM] aj: I could spin you around, and pick you up. Probably if I did it just right, you could ride on my back.
[7/26/2017 1:42:43 AM] girl: That sounds fake and like a lie
[7/26/2017 1:42:55 AM] aj: The back part I'm iffy on.
[7/26/2017 1:43:08 AM] aj: The most I've put on my back is like, 225 pounds.
[7/26/2017 1:43:44 AM] girl: don't call me cute.. i mean do because it nurtures my tender little ego but im flustered so
[7/26/2017 1:43:56 AM] girl: i dont think ive ever been on anyomes back LOL
[7/26/2017 1:44:10 AM] girl: except for when i was like, a kid
[7/26/2017 1:44:31 AM] girl: I would be very scared about breakinf someones fucking spine
[7/26/2017 1:45:19 AM] aj: I took up lifting weights like... I guess a year and a half ago, now. My numbers aren't super impressive or anything. Nor is my bodytype or anything, so I don't like mentioning it. But my point is that for sure I could pick you up and spin you.
[7/26/2017 1:45:46 AM] girl: I tried it for a little while but its so boring....
[7/26/2017 1:46:08 AM] aj: It's boring, but it's something I just do for me.
[7/26/2017 1:46:19 AM] aj: I feel better when I do, and my posture is good now.
[7/26/2017 1:46:22 AM] aj: So yeah.
[7/26/2017 1:47:06 AM] girl: I compensate for my lack of arm strength by having rly strong legs from carrying around my fat little hips all day
[7/26/2017 1:48:01 AM] aj: Sounds right.
[7/26/2017 1:48:06 AM] girl: My hip width is extremely... cumbersome.... LOL. Speaking of which
[7/26/2017 1:48:31 AM] aj: You'll fluster me if you keep being cute.
[7/26/2017 1:48:50 AM] girl: You're flusterinf me you fucking idiot
[7/26/2017 1:48:59 AM] girl: It's not cute... I should
[7/26/2017 1:49:04 AM] girl: Draw something really quick
[7/26/2017 1:49:24 AM] girl: I mean it IS cute when im standing up but its Like
[7/26/2017 1:49:29 AM] girl: Let me justt
[7/26/2017 1:53:28 AM] girl: Nnightmarish
[7/26/2017 1:53:49 AM] aj: /patpat
[7/26/2017 1:53:58 AM] aj: Should I say the cute thing or should I spare you?
[7/26/2017 1:54:36 AM] girl: Hmm
[7/26/2017 1:55:11 AM] girl: Embarrassed / Pleased ratio approximation
[7/26/2017 1:55:20 AM] girl: ?
[7/26/2017 1:55:25 AM] aj: 1:1
[7/26/2017 1:55:53 AM] girl: Oh boy
[7/26/2017 1:57:00 AM] girl: am i being praised or is it just to tease me
[7/26/2017 1:57:23 AM] aj: Neither.
[7/26/2017 1:57:57 AM] girl: Hmmmm... I guess I'm morw curious than afraid
[7/26/2017 1:58:03 AM] girl: Hit me
[7/26/2017 1:58:34 AM] aj: The text under the arrow is wrong.
[7/26/2017 1:58:49 AM] aj: It should read: "Arm of big spoon goes here."
[7/26/2017 1:59:03 AM] girl: AJ
[7/26/2017 1:59:11 AM] girl: THATS SO FUCKING GAY LOL
[7/26/2017 1:59:16 AM] aj: =P
[7/26/2017 2:00:17 AM] girl: Dont you =p me you little demon
[7/26/2017 2:00:40 AM] aj: Was it 1:1?
[7/26/2017 2:01:00 AM] aj: I want to know if my approximation was correct.
[7/26/2017 2:01:08 AM] girl: None of your business
[7/26/2017 2:03:11 AM] aj: Hmmph.
[7/26/2017 2:03:22 AM] girl: Baby.
[7/26/2017 2:03:50 AM] aj: I was just pretty sure I was right on the dot for that approximation.
[7/26/2017 2:06:21 AM] girl: I don't know
[7/26/2017 2:06:59 AM] girl: It's embarrassing to keep thinking about
[7/26/2017 2:07:11 AM] aj: Fair enough.
[7/26/2017 2:07:19 AM] aj: and, I'll =P as I please.
[7/26/2017 2:07:32 AM] girl: !!
[7/26/2017 2:07:39 AM] girl: The nerve
[7/26/2017 2:07:49 AM] aj: You appreciate it.
[7/26/2017 2:09:24 AM] girl: Appreciate what?
[7/26/2017 2:10:30 AM] aj: The nerve.
[7/26/2017 2:10:56 AM] girl: Only sometimes, and mostly because im a masochist
[7/26/2017 2:11:40 AM] girl: The other part of that being because its kind of fun to be shocked by someone's blatantly horrible behavior
[7/26/2017 2:12:39 AM] girl: But I'm also a finnicky girl who wants exactly what i want most times and cries and cries of injustive when things don't go my way. Sometimes.
[7/26/2017 2:13:26 AM] girl: Well. Kitty says I chastise myself too much for having normal traumatized girl reactions to things but I also think I'm perfectly capable of being a brat.
[7/26/2017 2:14:17 AM] girl: What im saying is yes, a little, but only when you do it right and don't trample on my sensitive and finnicky little heart
[7/26/2017 2:14:29 AM] girl: =p is ugly too
[7/26/2017 2:14:52 AM] aj: See you always add something on the end.
[7/26/2017 2:15:21 AM] aj: and, considering any talking to you whatsoever is blatantly horrible behavior
[7/26/2017 2:16:21 AM] aj: and you cry injustice and are a self-professed brat. Well. I don't really know what to say.
[7/26/2017 2:17:48 AM] girl: That doesn't bother me much at the moment. I've come to terms with the fact that I am a sick baby who feels much more comforted when you're around than when you're not, so you only have to worry about that a little
[7/26/2017 2:19:10 AM] girl: Like I said, do what you want but do your best not to make me cry. idiot
[7/26/2017 2:22:28 AM] aj: I mostly just tease and try to listen to you.
[7/26/2017 2:22:53 AM] aj: You're easily flustered, so I guess I do that, too.
[7/26/2017 2:23:25 AM] aj: Sometimes I mean to. Sometimes I don't. I'm messed up, but I also realize that if I just cut contact with you, you'd hate me more than if I was around and messed up.
[7/26/2017 2:24:38 AM] girl: Im not fussed
[7/26/2017 2:24:51 AM] girl: Just being a little mean, not entirely on purpose
[7/26/2017 2:25:00 AM | Removed 2:32:45 AM] aj: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 2:25:06 AM] girl: Ew
[7/26/2017 2:25:23 AM] girl: Looks like a power outlet
[7/26/2017 2:26:21 AM] aj: Dummy.
[7/26/2017 2:28:05 AM] girl: Youre a dummy...
[7/26/2017 2:28:17 AM] girl: The face is too close together... eyes
[7/26/2017 2:29:35 AM] girl: I feel like getting drunk but I dont feel like drinking like. Grand marnier by itself. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
[7/26/2017 2:30:13 AM] girl: Mostly because... its boring to be... understimulated...
[7/26/2017 2:30:58 AM | Removed 2:32:27 AM] aj: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 2:32:08 AM] girl: I hate it...
[7/26/2017 2:33:05 AM] girl: Did you just delete that so you wouldnt have to look at the emoji...
[7/26/2017 2:33:21 AM] aj: Yep.
[7/26/2017 2:33:28 AM] girl: ......
[7/26/2017 2:34:15 AM] girl: Honestly
[7/26/2017 2:34:28 AM] girl: At least i dont have to look at that stupid face
[7/26/2017 2:34:38 AM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *)
[7/26/2017 2:36:25 AM] girl: It's weird to me how i could still strangely feel so... actively... warm about you. It doesn't bother me much, I'm complicit whn it comes to caring about my own freak indulgences
[7/26/2017 2:37:39 AM] girl: I didn't word that last part quite the way i wanted to but you get me
[7/26/2017 2:37:58 AM] aj: Yeah, I understand.
[7/26/2017 2:43:20 AM] girl: I am so
[7/26/2017 2:45:59 AM] girl: Sad that
[7/26/2017 2:46:15 AM] girl: This picture of a cat with impact text saying
[7/26/2017 2:46:26 AM] girl: Hop in we are going to chernobyl isnt sending
[7/26/2017 2:47:26 AM] aj: /patpat
[7/26/2017 2:47:46 AM] girl: Important picture
[7/26/2017 2:48:50 AM] aj: I'm getting some rest.
[7/26/2017 2:48:59 AM] aj: Sleep well when you do.
[7/26/2017 2:49:10 AM] girl: I'm getting some
[7/26/2017 2:49:17 AM] girl: alcohol in my sick litttle body
[7/26/2017 2:49:24 AM] girl: 💤💤💤
[7/26/2017 2:50:24 AM] aj: I think that on every level, we probably drastically disagree with each other. I think that those disagreements wouldn't be possible to reconcile, too. But...
[7/26/2017 2:50:35 AM] aj: I'm happy people like you exist, and that you exist.
[7/26/2017 2:50:53 AM] girl: Thats gay
[7/26/2017 2:51:02 AM] girl: Dont make me cry when im not even drunk at all
[7/26/2017 2:51:51 AM] aj: Stupid.
[7/26/2017 2:51:58 AM] girl: Youre stupid
[7/26/2017 2:52:08 AM] aj: Yeah, I am.
[7/26/2017 2:52:21 AM] girl: I knew you'd say that
[7/26/2017 2:53:26 AM] girl: <3 bye
[7/26/2017 2:53:32 AM] aj: It's the truth. Seeya.
[7/26/2017 5:36:30 AM | Removed 5:42:43 AM] girl: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 5:36:45 AM | Removed 5:42:50 AM] girl: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 5:37:25 AM | Removed 5:42:57 AM] girl: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 5:37:35 AM | Removed 5:43:10 AM] girl: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 5:41:21 AM | Removed 5:43:03 AM] girl: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 5:42:40 AM | Removed 5:43:16 AM] girl: This message has been removed.
[7/26/2017 11:32:22 AM] aj: Probably for the best that I didn't see that stuff, eh?
[7/26/2017 11:33:04 AM] girl: Oh my god
[7/26/2017 11:33:16 AM] girl: It tells you that i deleted things?????
[7/26/2017 11:33:44 AM] aj: Mhm.
[7/26/2017 11:34:31 AM] girl: Aye yi yi
[7/26/2017 11:34:40 AM] girl: It wasn't anything serious
[7/26/2017 11:34:47 AM] girl: I was just being embarrassing
[7/26/2017 11:35:59 AM] girl: I was thinking abt texting you though but I didn't want to be obnoxious lol but if youre on later I have... even... more... family drama loool
[7/26/2017 11:36:19 AM] girl: ari is like pisst
[7/26/2017 11:37:12 AM] aj: Sorry to hear that last part. I'll be on late, again.
[7/26/2017 11:37:18 AM] aj: but might check this later.
[7/26/2017 11:37:53 AM] aj: So you can if you like. It's not obnoxious
[7/26/2017 11:38:35 AM] girl: Mmkay
[7/26/2017 11:39:33 AM] girl: I'm gonna eat waffles and caffeine the irritability away
[7/26/2017 11:39:46 AM] aj: /patpat
[7/26/2017 11:40:07 AM] aj: Alright. I was just concerned you were okay.
[7/26/2017 11:56:38 AM] girl: Nah m fine
[7/26/2017 11:56:48 AM] girl: Just annoyed and stressed
[7/26/2017 12:29:43 PM] girl: This hot little mess LOL.... she had a fourth child after my brother came along. When she was already making her kids share rooms..... which is an interesting choice....
[7/26/2017 12:30:19 PM] girl: Likr maybe dont have another baby when your husband is never home and you've taken legal guardianship of my brother???
[7/26/2017 12:36:35 PM] girl: This is the daughter of the one who made the slightly insensitive racial comments
[7/26/2017 3:17:32 PM] girl: Lol im su h a crybaby i hate her so fucking much
[7/26/2017 3:23:08 PM] girl: I hate her sooo fucking much
[7/26/2017 3:23:45 PM] girl: I'm not equipped to take care of a 15 year old but she clearly doesn't Fucking know how either
[7/26/2017 3:24:20 PM] girl: Idfk what to do looool there are so many people im looking forward to never talking to again
[7/26/2017 3:41:37 PM] girl: Anyway i hope she and her creep ass husband die alone
[7/26/2017 6:03:04 PM] girl: Ohhh my god
[7/26/2017 6:03:24 PM] girl: Sorry for all this but you did give me permission so im going on ahead but ahe fucking
[7/26/2017 6:03:35 PM] girl: Left me this scary ass voice message
[7/26/2017 6:04:39 PM] girl: She sounded like she was trying and failing to contain her rage by being peppy after i said well talk next week bc i need to figure thimhs out
[7/26/2017 6:05:31 PM] girl: And she like immediately called me after I said like, no, you just sprung this on me out of nowhere, im gonna call you next week lol
[7/26/2017 6:08:02 PM] girl: Seemed like a creepy little way to try and assert power over mw lol shes like the younger morw evil version of her already quite evil and annoying mother
[7/26/2017 9:20:01 PM] girl: Sweaty.....
[7/26/2017 11:25:42 PM] girl: I slept a lot in bed and its so hot....
[7/27/2017 1:33:50 AM] girl: Anyway thats my. Psycho aunt problems and mow im a bit drunk again but its ooookay
[7/27/2017 1:33:56 AM] girl: Cousin i mean
[7/27/2017 1:33:59 AM] girl: Whatever.
[7/27/2017 1:34:18 AM] girl: I'm making an egg at 1:30 am bc i respect myswlf
[7/27/2017 1:42:16 AM] girl: Hmm
[7/27/2017 1:42:21 AM] girl: Sometimes in life
[7/27/2017 1:42:26 AM] girl: You are just
[7/27/2017 1:42:41 AM] girl: Drunk enough to rhink that the cinammon is paprika :(((
[7/27/2017 1:54:30 AM] aj: lmao
[7/27/2017 1:54:34 AM] aj: Fail.
[7/27/2017 1:55:23 AM] girl: Im shocked
[7/27/2017 1:55:27 AM] girl: You said
[7/27/2017 1:55:32 AM] girl: fail...
[7/27/2017 1:55:54 AM] aj: You added cinnamon instead of paprika.
[7/27/2017 1:55:58 AM] aj: What else was I supposed to say?
[7/27/2017 1:56:20 AM] girl: I'm INEBNRIATED
[7/27/2017 1:56:38 AM] aj: Sure, that means it's funny on top of being stupid.
[7/27/2017 1:56:43 AM] aj: Instead of just being stupid.
[7/27/2017 1:57:31 AM] girl: i thought it would be okay to. Um.
[7/27/2017 1:58:07 AM] girl: Finish my boyfriends drink even though i know im a little fucking light weight. And. It wasn't as okay as i initially thought it would be
[7/27/2017 1:58:47 AM] aj: You suffer from a chronic case of bad judgment, don't you?
[7/27/2017 1:59:38 AM] girl: Shut up???
[7/27/2017 2:00:05 AM] girl: Anywathats my drama
[7/27/2017 2:00:29 AM] girl: I'm fucking love lana del rey and i cannot wait to be estranged from most of my family or they die
[7/27/2017 2:14:59 AM] aj: Heh. I'm getting some rest.
[7/27/2017 2:15:09 AM] aj: Sleep well when you do. Don't make more dumb mistakes.
[7/27/2017 2:15:34 AM] girl: Yourw dumb
[7/27/2017 2:15:36 AM] girl: Idiot
[7/27/2017 2:16:01 AM] aj: I'm not cinnamon-in-my-eggs dumb
[7/27/2017 2:16:22 AM] girl: Shut up
[7/27/2017 2:16:26 AM] girl: Thats not my fault
[7/27/2017 2:16:33 AM] girl: The bottles look VERY SIMILAR
[7/27/2017 2:16:58 AM] aj: I can't imagine who else could be at fault.
[7/27/2017 2:17:13 AM] girl: Oh my god
[7/27/2017 2:17:20 AM] girl: Piss off, eat shit and Die
[7/27/2017 2:17:31 AM] girl: It was a really hard time
[7/27/2017 12:13:42 PM] girl: Hhh
[7/27/2017 12:13:52 PM] girl: Im s tired
[7/27/2017 10:14:41 PM] girl: why is everyone so fucked up and inappropriate
[7/27/2017 10:14:54 PM] girl: so so fucked up and inappropriate it is SHOCKING and offensive?!
[7/27/2017 10:16:58 PM] girl: this girl elliot just came over and told me about all this shit my lesbian friends i have a lot of lesbian.friends. did in the woods. when they hung out together. and one of them said 'wow you have saggy old lady tits just like me' to some other girl and its like UM THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE MISS
[7/27/2017 10:18:04 PM] girl: act fucking normal you fucking freak. she then left her a note later (everyone was leaving notes. to each other) about how she 'saw (herself) in (the other girl) and (her) pendulum breasts'
[7/27/2017 10:19:10 PM] girl: IF ANYONE EVER SAID THAT TO ME ID FUCKING DECK THEM!!!
[7/27/2017 10:19:36 PM] girl: i was shocked. shocked. i was shaken to my fucking core i could not believe that sick little freak said that. and also she said it to like a fat girl and she is NOT FAT and it's NOT THE SAME and it was fucked up of her. i would throw her to jail
[7/28/2017 2:18:35 AM] aj: I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked. I was under the impression that lesbians were the last bastion of appropriate and inoffensive behavior.
[7/28/2017 2:19:20 AM] aj: But really, everyone is messed up.
[7/28/2017 2:19:26 AM] aj: That transcends all boundaries.
[7/28/2017 2:26:10 AM] girl: Aj
[7/28/2017 2:26:49 AM] girl: There are a lot of lesbians who are good and right and there are a lot of lesbians who do their best despite being a bit on the spectrum
[7/28/2017 2:27:00 AM] aj: Isn't that the same for everyone?
[7/28/2017 2:27:22 AM] girl: No you fool
[7/28/2017 2:28:49 AM] girl: Lesbian community is like a bunch of normal girls and a bunch of like very sensitive freaks yelling and mostly wveruone gets alomg because it's understood that you let screamers scream and gently guide them away from spiraling into hell
[7/28/2017 2:29:27 AM] girl: Im not a lespbian but im the favorite bihet
[7/28/2017 2:29:32 AM] aj: I fail to see how that's different from most other groupings in humanity, aside from orientation.
[7/28/2017 2:30:13 AM] aj: Your description covers most of humanity, in one form or another.
[7/28/2017 2:30:19 AM] girl: Less explicit focus on hierarchy in my experience
[7/28/2017 2:30:32 AM] girl: And nobody gets along
[7/28/2017 2:31:50 AM] aj: I'll give you the hierarchy thing. But that seems more common in female dominant groups?
[7/28/2017 2:32:11 AM] girl: What does
[7/28/2017 2:32:31 AM] aj: Female dominant groups seem less focused on strictly defined hierarchies.
[7/28/2017 2:32:43 AM] aj: They still exist, but they're less overt, is what I mean.
[7/28/2017 2:32:48 AM] girl: Yeah
[7/28/2017 2:33:13 AM] girl: They also like to hang out in the woods together. Like a lot
[7/28/2017 2:33:29 AM] girl: I was gonna go hang out in the woods but i really hate camping a lot
[7/28/2017 2:33:57 AM] aj: but I think that's more intrinsic to female group behavior than lesbians. I actually wonder if it'd be less than het groups of women, due to some signaling coming from lesbians that go for more butch attitudes/mannerisms.
[7/28/2017 2:34:19 AM] aj: I'm speaking out of my depth of experience, so don't take anything I say as stuff other than speculation.
[7/28/2017 2:35:50 AM] girl: It's a topic i have a lot of theories on. I think with het women there is. A tendency to preen weirdly but even so i like the company of girls alone and the absence of someone were all intimidated by
[7/28/2017 2:36:30 AM] girl: I don't talk about it much though
[7/28/2017 2:36:48 AM] aj: Yeah, I've noticed the het women preening or a hierarchy that forms. But considering I'm a man, the only time I can observe it is when some or all of that group is around men. Privately, it might be wholly different. All male groups act entirely different when not around females.
[7/28/2017 2:37:09 AM] aj: I just have no idea how lesbians organize, esp. in the absence of men.
[7/28/2017 2:37:44 AM] girl: Yeah. Girls are much more quiet and conscious of their speech patterns and posture around men and i find it a little
[7/28/2017 2:37:47 AM] girl: Heartbreaking
[7/28/2017 2:39:00 AM] girl: I do it too lol but men treat girls better and more like people they want to be close to and people they can tryst if they also think they have a chance with thwm romantically. In my... experience
[7/28/2017 2:39:10 AM] aj: Men are much more competitive and prone to throwing each other under the bus if female attention is available. Without females around, men usually take a little time to establish a hierarchy, and then everyone cooperates really, really well.
[7/28/2017 2:40:11 AM] aj: Yeah, you're right in that. But without that pressure for female attention, men are more able to be open with each other. Even emotionally. It's really sad because I've seen guys do each other wrong over stupid, stupid shit that had to do with the opposite sex.
[7/28/2017 2:40:54 AM] girl: Like even with girls ive been attracted or girls who have been attracted to me or both to ive been able to be really close to without feeling my relationship is going to disappear if nothing happens in that department
[7/28/2017 2:41:26 AM] girl: And with men I consistently hit a wall there i think
[7/28/2017 2:42:21 AM] girl: Like i can only get so close to a Man
[7/28/2017 2:42:51 AM] girl: Unless I also want to be his girlfriend or his mommy lol
[7/28/2017 2:43:32 AM] girl: Which really doesn't help my self esteem but thats why i hang out with lesbians who love me despite my glaring faults like being a little bihet (´・ω・｀)
[7/28/2017 2:43:44 AM] aj: That's understandable.
[7/28/2017 2:44:29 AM] aj: Men work differently, I think. Everything I'm about to say could be torn to pieces by someone who studies that field for a living. But...
[7/28/2017 2:46:36 AM] aj: Even if we were somehow a fully equal society. I think that the men who reproduced, for a long period of time, were the ones that had stronger provider instincts. I think that correlating with this provider instinct is also an inability to differentiate emotional closeness from romantic notions.
[7/28/2017 2:47:32 AM] aj: We could say it's socialization and culture and we just need to raise men differently, but I feel like there are compelling biological reasons that have some hand in this, at a vague level?
[7/28/2017 2:48:11 AM] aj: and the only thing I can think of that would make it biological is long-term selection for certain traits.
[7/28/2017 2:49:02 AM] girl: I'm not really bothered by the idea that things are biologically different but I think men are brought up sickly
[7/28/2017 2:49:55 AM] girl: It doesn't matter much
[7/28/2017 2:50:35 AM] aj: In three generations, every last expectation that men were supposed to meet has been upended. We're in this weird mix and it's difficult to adapt. Like trying to wear baby shoes as an adolescent.
[7/28/2017 2:50:45 AM] aj: I agree there are problems with how men are brought up.
[7/28/2017 2:51:06 AM] aj: I just really don't have a solution.
[7/28/2017 2:51:42 AM] aj: It's possible that cultural changes will only accelerate more and more, requiring people to constantly socialize. Like some sort of Red Queen Alice in Wonderland shit. I dunno.
[7/28/2017 2:52:08 AM] aj: Or that we get a new norm as things stratify again. Or the modern world shits itself and we unlearn everything.
[7/28/2017 2:52:19 AM] aj: But, yeah. Men are brought up wrong.
[7/28/2017 2:52:42 AM] girl: You know, whatever gets less horrible men in my life is a okay with me
[7/28/2017 2:52:49 AM] aj: Heh.
[7/28/2017 2:53:06 AM] aj: I could stop talking with you. That'd be one less horrible man in your life. =P
[7/28/2017 2:53:33 AM] girl: Too late for that one, I think
[7/28/2017 2:54:49 AM] girl: I'm just tired of it, idk.
[7/28/2017 2:55:00 AM] aj: /patpat
[7/28/2017 2:56:10 AM] girl: Getting drunk feels awful and im glad im not drunk
[7/28/2017 2:56:26 AM] aj: I'm moving soon.
[7/28/2017 2:56:33 AM] girl: Me too
[7/28/2017 2:56:34 AM] aj: Probably the week after next. Maybe sooner.
[7/28/2017 2:56:49 AM] girl: Did you find somewhere?
[7/28/2017 2:56:56 AM] aj: So, I won't be around so much for conversations like this. I'll have to start getting ready for the next semester. Yeah.
[7/28/2017 2:57:18 AM] girl: That's kind of sad but I'll survive.
[7/28/2017 2:57:29 AM] aj: The person I was going to move out with decided he suddenly didn't want to transfer
[7/28/2017 2:57:33 AM] aj: so I'm going all by myself.
[7/28/2017 2:57:47 AM] aj: and basically know nobody, where I'm headed.
[7/28/2017 2:58:36 AM] aj: I'll be fine, but the thought of it all is making me think a lot about what I've been up to. I legitimately pulled a friend out of a spiral of depression, and I think he has the tools now to live an okay life. I feel really good about it.
[7/28/2017 2:59:18 AM] aj: I'm cool with my family, and feel bad about leaving.
[7/28/2017 2:59:29 AM] aj: but I have a really good opportunity.
[7/28/2017 2:59:30 AM] girl: Haha
[7/28/2017 2:59:35 AM] girl: That makes one of us
[7/28/2017 2:59:41 AM] aj: Yeah.
[7/28/2017 3:00:04 AM] aj: I'm scared, in a sense.
[7/28/2017 3:00:25 AM] aj: Because, looking at it all as I'm about to go, I'm pretty happy.
[7/28/2017 3:01:11 AM] girl: I hope it's fine. California is so pretty and arizona sucks ass no offense. It's very very pretty and honey vanilla lattes at urth are all i live for and I really want one rn but i cant because im not in california
[7/28/2017 3:01:20 AM] aj: But I think that I'm someone who'll never be happy while I'm doing stuff like this. Like, I'm happy I got to this point. But I never had that moment where I went "I'm happy" while it was happening.
[7/28/2017 3:01:36 AM] aj: and I'm fine with being that sort of person.
[7/28/2017 3:01:43 AM] girl: Doing stuff like whT
[7/28/2017 3:01:52 AM] aj: Either I'm so caught up in things I don't have time to think about it.
[7/28/2017 3:02:11 AM] aj: Academics. Spending time with friends. Hobbies. Lots of reading and contemplating.
[7/28/2017 3:02:16 AM] aj: Some work.
[7/28/2017 3:02:37 AM] aj: I get caught up in doing things and don't realize I'm happy until radical shifts in my habits or schedule comes in.
[7/28/2017 3:02:58 AM] aj: Which makes it hard to change because then I have things that I realize make me happy, versus new things.
[7/28/2017 3:03:00 AM] girl: What does make you happy?
[7/28/2017 3:03:19 AM] aj: Looking back and knowing that I made the lives of people around me better..
[7/28/2017 3:03:34 AM] aj: My sister and mom are happier people, now.
[7/28/2017 3:03:39 AM] aj: and I played a good role in that.
[7/28/2017 3:03:43 AM] aj: Same with my friends.
[7/28/2017 3:04:26 AM] girl: That's a really big and complicated thing to feel happy about. A good thing to feel happy about but
[7/28/2017 3:04:57 AM] aj: When I get busy doing things, I don't really feel where the time goes, so I don't experience it as a happy thing.
[7/28/2017 3:05:06 AM] aj: At best, I'll feel spent and feel okay about my efforts.
[7/28/2017 3:05:22 AM] aj: but that's not like, happy.
[7/28/2017 3:05:45 AM] girl: I think I've turned into a very simple girl in some aspects. Have you tried looking into the eyes of your cat lately? It's sad to me that you can only feel like you're satisfied looking behind you
[7/28/2017 3:06:48 AM] girl: But i think when i stopped being so horrifically traumatized i turned back into some kind of woman child
[7/28/2017 3:07:00 AM] aj: I didn't, but I picked him up and held him like he liked when he was a kitten. He's orange and white and got fur all over my black shirt, but he enjoyed it. I rubbed his belly.
[7/28/2017 3:07:02 AM] aj: It was good.
[7/28/2017 3:07:18 AM] girl: I didnt know you really had a cat
[7/28/2017 3:07:23 AM] girl: I feel like crying
[7/28/2017 3:07:29 AM] girl: Thats such a relief.....
[7/28/2017 3:07:29 AM] aj: He's a sweetie.
[7/28/2017 3:07:36 AM] aj: Same with our puppy.
[7/28/2017 3:07:41 AM] girl: They're so important
[7/28/2017 3:07:46 AM] girl: AAAAAHHHHH
[7/28/2017 3:07:54 AM] girl: pics pics pics pics pics pics pics
[7/28/2017 3:07:55 AM] aj: We got him when he was 8 weeks. He had parvo. German Shepherd.
[7/28/2017 3:08:10 AM] girl: I'm wheezing
[7/28/2017 3:08:18 AM] aj: So, my mother, sister, and I spent a whole week and a half. One of us up with him, 24/7.
[7/28/2017 3:08:26 AM] aj: He nearly died. We pulled him through it.
[7/28/2017 3:08:46 AM] aj: It would have broken my mother's heart, so I took all of the night shifts, and about a solid week off of classes.
[7/28/2017 3:08:56 AM] aj: The only reason I could do that is because my professors all loved me.
[7/28/2017 3:09:01 AM] girl: Cats and dogs are so importany.... thats so important... that you love that fucking dog... i could just die. Oh my god
[7/28/2017 3:09:02 AM] aj: But yeah.
[7/28/2017 3:09:05 AM] girl: Aj...
[7/28/2017 3:09:12 AM] girl: Thtats too fucking sweet
[7/28/2017 3:09:25 AM] aj: The first night he got here, I slept outside with him. He came from a litter of 8 and they all slept outside.
[7/28/2017 3:09:33 AM] aj: So the first night, I spent out in the back yard with him so he'd be comfy.
[7/28/2017 3:10:06 AM] girl: I could just die
[7/28/2017 3:10:08 AM] aj: He's a sweetie now. Really smart. Really playful.
[7/28/2017 3:10:12 AM] aj: You'd never know he was sick.
[7/28/2017 3:10:20 AM] girl: I'm being very vocal about it
[7/28/2017 3:10:34 AM] girl: It hurts im fucking asthmatic
[7/28/2017 3:10:41 AM] girl: What the fuck
[7/28/2017 3:10:57 AM] girl: How could you fucking say any of that
[7/28/2017 3:11:17 AM] aj: Our old German Shepherd passed last year, and my mom finally settled on another one, because she needs a good animal companion. New puppy has the same name as the nickname of our old dog. We took that as a sign.
[7/28/2017 3:11:42 AM] aj: So, when he arrived, and when he got sick, I put everything on hold because it would have broke my mom if he died.
[7/28/2017 3:11:51 AM] girl: Aj what the fuck you love her and you love that fucking dog
[7/28/2017 3:12:01 AM] girl: Thats too fucking sweet
[7/28/2017 3:12:04 AM] aj: Especially since our close friend suicide.
[7/28/2017 3:12:16 AM] girl: Youre so fucking nice to her
[7/28/2017 3:12:36 AM] girl: I cant even think about it
[7/28/2017 3:13:16 AM] girl: I'm so overwhelmed lol im sorry i cant believe yoursweet dog is so healthy and so sweet and probably has perfect paws
[7/28/2017 3:13:43 AM] aj: I don't have any pictures on my computer. I can text you a few if you want.
[7/28/2017 3:13:56 AM] aj: I realize you having my number is probably the last thing that should happen.
[7/28/2017 3:14:02 AM] aj: But eh.
[7/28/2017 3:14:08 AM] girl: 4257706054
[7/28/2017 3:14:22 AM] girl: im. Desperate
[7/28/2017 3:16:18 AM] girl: I cant stop like dry sobbing thinking about dogs fuck
[7/28/2017 3:16:48 AM] girl: Sushi and wasabi are at aris moms house and they are fucking fat as sin
[7/28/2017 3:17:12 AM] girl: Bc were moving and. I dont aant them to escape or go through more stress than usual
[7/28/2017 3:17:39 AM] girl: But opwning a can of tuna and not having some FAT FUCK screaming at you desperately for it is heartbreaking
[7/28/2017 3:17:52 AM] aj: That's puppy him. When he was fiiiiiiiiiiirst first here.
[7/28/2017 3:18:42 AM] girl: LOL WHAT THE FUCK
[7/28/2017 3:19:13 AM] girl: YOUR CATTTT
[7/28/2017 3:19:23 AM] aj: They're friends.
[7/28/2017 3:20:01 AM] aj: and there's a video of him, much more recently.
[7/28/2017 3:20:11 AM] aj: He used to be afraid of the hose, but he now does stuff like that.
[7/28/2017 3:20:18 AM] aj: The hose is big fun, now.
[7/28/2017 3:21:04 AM] girl: What The Fuck
[7/28/2017 3:21:31 AM] girl: Im so fucking overwhelmed what is his name... and the cats... theyre so fucking beautiful
[7/28/2017 3:21:47 AM] aj: The dog's name is Moose.
[7/28/2017 3:21:55 AM] aj: Our old dog's nickname was Moose.
[7/28/2017 3:22:17 AM] aj: The cat's name is Fritz.
[7/28/2017 3:22:34 AM] girl: I' need like a fucking xanax it just isnt right theyre both so fucking sweet its just not fucking right
[7/28/2017 3:22:59 AM] aj: When Moose gets playful, he still sort of nips like a puppy
[7/28/2017 3:23:08 AM] aj: So he's sometimes Battle Moose. Or Bitey Moose.
[7/28/2017 3:23:28 AM] aj: Or Moose Gatorious. Like Alligator, only sort of if it were Roman.
[7/28/2017 3:23:42 AM] girl: I cant handle this
[7/28/2017 3:23:50 AM] girl: Hes so fucking sweet
[7/28/2017 3:24:13 AM] aj: Yeah. We all fell in love with him the moment we saw him.
[7/28/2017 3:24:23 AM] girl: Bitch me the fuck too!!!
[7/28/2017 3:24:31 AM] aj: =P
[7/28/2017 3:24:35 AM] aj: and soon I have to leave him
[7/28/2017 3:24:43 AM] aj: But I know he'll be a good dog for my mom and sister.
[7/28/2017 3:24:51 AM] aj: He's big and he's learning obedience stuff.
[7/28/2017 3:24:59 AM] aj: and so the two of them will feel safer with him around.
[7/28/2017 3:25:08 AM] girl: he would never forget you or stop loving you
[7/28/2017 3:25:28 AM] girl: Your cat is so fuckingb beautiful
[7/28/2017 3:25:29 AM] aj: I know. He's my baby boy. He'll be happy when I come home to visit.
[7/28/2017 3:25:58 AM] aj: Fritz is way cool. He's super aloof outside, which is good. If he was cuddly to strangers, it would be bad. But when he's indoors, he's a big love.
[7/28/2017 3:26:54 AM] girl: I carry treats around in my pocket for cats outside lol
[7/28/2017 3:27:03 AM] girl: i would charm the pants off your cat
[7/28/2017 3:27:26 AM] aj: The only time he was cool with me is when I spent literally 5 minutes slowly approaching him
[7/28/2017 3:27:30 AM] aj: and he was on a brick wall
[7/28/2017 3:27:40 AM] aj: giving me his aloof "I am in a higher spot than you, human" look
[7/28/2017 3:27:48 AM] girl: LOL
[7/28/2017 3:27:56 AM] aj: but he fell prey to headscritches.
[7/28/2017 3:28:03 AM] aj: and got all purry
[7/28/2017 3:28:04 AM] girl: As they tend to do
[7/28/2017 3:28:07 AM] aj: before leaving in a huff.
[7/28/2017 3:28:21 AM] aj: Of course, the wall was like, nearly 7 feet high.
[7/28/2017 3:28:31 AM] aj: So my cat would have been safe from you, unless you had a ladder.
[7/28/2017 3:28:38 AM] girl: i used to get in trouble a lot or at least get weird looks bc i sit in peoples driveways and pet their cats
[7/28/2017 3:28:41 AM] girl: Shut the fuck up
[7/28/2017 3:30:16 AM] girl: I think the college kids find it more endearing than my old neighbors did lol but i keep track of where ive seen cats and sit on the ground and wait for them....
[7/28/2017 3:30:24 AM] girl: I love your dog and cat so much
[7/28/2017 3:30:35 AM] aj: They're sweeties.
[7/28/2017 3:30:50 AM] girl: I would die for them
[7/28/2017 3:31:15 AM] aj: Dog gets spoiled so much. After he started being able to take food again, my mom would make him chicken and rice.
[7/28/2017 3:31:27 AM] aj: So, he still gets some boiled chicken and white rice, even months later.
[7/28/2017 3:31:30 AM] girl: Hello
[7/28/2017 3:31:34 AM] girl: He should be
[7/28/2017 3:31:40 AM] aj: Every time he hits a healthy weight, he then has a growth spurt.
[7/28/2017 3:31:47 AM] aj: So he's not even 6 months old, and will be like
[7/28/2017 3:31:49 AM] aj: 70 pounds.
[7/28/2017 3:31:52 AM] girl: Good
[7/28/2017 3:31:55 AM] aj: Yeah.
[7/28/2017 3:32:07 AM] aj: We just joke that he'll keep it up at this rate and be a truly giant dog.
[7/28/2017 3:32:48 AM] girl: I had a big elderly dog named max (terrible dog name, not my choice not my decision) who put his big fat head in my lap and had floppy little ears and was so big people crossed the street to avoid me and him
[7/28/2017 3:33:08 AM] aj: d'awww
[7/28/2017 3:33:59 AM] girl: Theyre very shockingly fat
[7/28/2017 3:34:28 AM] aj: They are precious fur-babies.
[7/28/2017 3:34:41 AM] girl: I don't know why. They have alwats been this way, and wasabi likes to be picked up and put on his back like a human infant
[7/28/2017 3:34:47 AM] girl: Theyre fat
[7/28/2017 3:35:04 AM] girl: Speaking of max, other max, kittys girlfriend, sent this, to me, in the mail?
[7/28/2017 3:35:19 AM] aj: I am getting your cats if all of your next of kin perish in some freak tandem bicycle accident.
[7/28/2017 3:36:15 AM] girl: Only if you promise to first love them and die for them if they ask like i would, and only if you promise to call them bastards in a shocked and offended voice at least once a dat
[7/28/2017 3:36:17 AM] girl: Day
[7/28/2017 3:36:18 AM] aj: Hahahahaha
[7/28/2017 3:36:47 AM] girl: Max and kitty made this enormous pdf about how to take care of and nurture their precious baby bunny god forbid they are ever unable to care for her
[7/28/2017 3:37:49 AM] girl: Its soooo good
[7/28/2017 3:38:04 AM] aj: d'awww
[7/28/2017 3:38:08 AM] girl: Bunny is a cat BTW not a bunny i would fucking die for her shes so fucking fat ughhhh
[7/28/2017 3:38:36 AM] girl: Lol can you tell im unmedicated for One Or More Things. I can
[7/28/2017 3:38:55 AM] girl: Shut up girl LOL jk id never fucking shut up abojt cats
[7/28/2017 3:39:25 AM] girl: Aj its sooo fucked up its so beautiful i read it to aris mom and she died for it
[7/28/2017 3:39:33 AM] girl: I think we would all die for bunny
[7/28/2017 3:39:49 AM] girl: bunnifer evangeline
[7/28/2017 3:40:24 AM] girl: And her slightly uglier and less loving but still good and worthy of human sacrifice brother, roswell,
[7/28/2017 3:40:50 AM] aj: Roswell is the hero we need, but don't deserve.
[7/28/2017 3:40:58 AM] aj: I need not know anything about this creature.
[7/28/2017 3:41:18 AM] aj: He was purposed on high to serve a role that no mortal may know or understand.
[7/28/2017 3:41:28 AM] aj: But we're all better for his presence in this world.
[7/28/2017 3:41:34 AM] aj: (I like the name.)
[7/28/2017 3:41:56 AM] girl: They also have two retarded cats from this hoarder house wthat i think just has a population of purebreds who fucked each other until all the babies were stupid that both just wandered into their house
[7/28/2017 3:42:08 AM] girl: And they are fucking beautiful and stupid as shit
[7/28/2017 3:42:53 AM] aj: lmao
[7/28/2017 3:43:02 AM] girl: Dandy is like my cats long lost beautiful and stupud brother and I very obviously covet him and am jealous that he isnt mine
[7/28/2017 3:43:32 AM] girl: And pebble is beautiful and has partial albinism and is sooo fucking stupid and cries very softly in protest when you pick him up
[7/28/2017 3:43:52 AM] girl: Im lile hyperventilating thinking about the last time i held him in my arms
[7/28/2017 3:45:27 AM] girl: HES SO FUCKING STUPID it drives me CRAZY i love him so fucking much im sorry honestly rhis is me unfiltered and my wntire personality is that i fucking love cats and dogs and most other mammals and i cant fucking help it and it makes me die and i cant believe how fucking stupud pebble is and i feel like i could just die for any cat or dog
[7/28/2017 3:45:54 AM] aj: It's fine. I just need to shower and sleep, shortly.
[7/28/2017 3:45:58 AM] girl: I left the room because ari was becoming worried and said honey theres just dogs in thw world
[7/28/2017 3:46:09 AM] girl: Who showers at 4 am
[7/28/2017 3:46:46 AM] aj: Someone who finished swimming before talking with you.
[7/28/2017 3:47:01 AM] girl: Who swims at 2 am...
[7/28/2017 3:47:07 AM] aj: Arizonans.
[7/28/2017 3:47:11 AM] girl: sicko
[7/28/2017 3:47:14 AM] aj: The pool is like
[7/28/2017 3:47:16 AM] aj: 90 degrees.
[7/28/2017 3:47:19 AM] aj: Perfect.
[7/28/2017 3:47:19 AM] girl: I hate arizona
[7/28/2017 3:48:25 AM] girl: Next time ur in a pool blast lana del reys new album and think of me dramatically and think of us (me and lana) looking deeply into each others eyes itll probably make your experience better
[7/28/2017 3:48:55 AM] girl: Ari said he didnt like her hair and I honestly told him to fuck off and stop talking
[7/28/2017 3:49:02 AM] aj: Aside from talking to you, I'm reading the RAND Corporation 2016 study on transgender people and military integration. All the news articles mention it, but only one fucking linked to it and I am happy they did. Reading the actual study is interesting because the researchers hedge a shit ton because sample sizes are so small.
[7/28/2017 3:49:08 AM] aj: But it's interesting how thorough it is.
[7/28/2017 3:49:27 AM] girl: I do not think about transgender issues ANY more
[7/28/2017 3:50:03 AM] girl: but im glad you found something interesting to read
[7/28/2017 3:50:18 AM] aj: I think probably the military would be just best as a guy only thing. It is a shit job anyways. But I know how terrible that sounds. Anyways. We don't live in a world where my opinion matters much.
[7/28/2017 3:50:58 AM] aj: So I at least try and read the research people on each side offer for this.
[7/28/2017 3:51:16 AM] girl: I think it is not healthy for your brain to be in the military and i would be overjoyed to never ever be drafted ever
[7/28/2017 3:51:33 AM] girl: Amen
[7/28/2017 3:51:34 AM] aj: I'd agree with that.
[7/28/2017 3:52:07 AM] girl: I have never met any military men who ive been like wow that seems like someone who is safe and fun to be around and doesnt get mad when he drinks
[7/28/2017 3:52:22 AM] aj: I don't get mad when I drink.
[7/28/2017 3:52:29 AM] aj: But I'm houseplant levels of exciting.
[7/28/2017 3:52:37 AM] aj: So, probably not fun to be around.
[7/28/2017 3:52:45 AM] aj: and safe? Nah.
[7/28/2017 3:53:02 AM] aj: (Protip: I don't drink.)
[7/28/2017 3:53:25 AM] aj: I sometimes brake before I put on the turn signal, so. 1005 unsafe.
[7/28/2017 3:53:29 AM] aj: 100%*
[7/28/2017 3:53:30 AM] girl: You dont seem like youd kill anybody but you do seem like youd have an uncomfortable emotional outburst
[7/28/2017 3:53:40 AM] girl: In a kitchen
[7/28/2017 3:53:44 AM] aj: Last time I drank, it was like, two beers?
[7/28/2017 3:53:47 AM] aj: and it was fine.
[7/28/2017 3:53:56 AM] aj: I just hate the feeling of being drunk.
[7/28/2017 3:53:58 AM] aj: So.
[7/28/2017 3:54:03 AM] girl: I cant drink much because im freakishly lightweight
[7/28/2017 3:54:17 AM] girl: I... get drunk if i drink a bottle of kombucha....
[7/28/2017 3:54:31 AM] aj: Also, emotional outbursts are hella embarrassing. I'd leave if I felt like I was getting there.
[7/28/2017 3:54:49 AM] aj: Because my other option is to die from shame later.
[7/28/2017 3:54:50 AM] girl: Yeah but i feel like you could,
[7/28/2017 3:54:53 AM] aj: and I don't want to die.
[7/28/2017 3:55:45 AM] aj: I'm emotionally open with you in ways I'm not with other people. But also, I'm emotional towards you in ways I'm not with other people. Everyone else in my life isn't fitted with our sordid history.
[7/28/2017 3:56:29 AM] aj: I just don't like feeling drunk because the fogginess of mind bothers me.
[7/28/2017 3:56:36 AM] girl: I like wheed better than alcohol but only if its like body high stuff. I used to just get rly rly rly high and i dony like it and i have sensitive little lungs. But I Do Love Adderall lol xo
[7/28/2017 3:56:51 AM] aj: Hahahahah
[7/28/2017 3:56:54 AM] girl: Me too but i feel that way most. Times whoch is why i love adderall loool
[7/28/2017 3:57:01 AM] aj: Makes sense.
[7/28/2017 3:57:24 AM] aj: So yeah. But, I had to do a lot of self-care. Maybe a while back I'd have been prone to a lot more bullshit.
[7/28/2017 3:57:26 AM] aj: Anyways.
[7/28/2017 3:57:38 AM] girl: I'm more responsible than i sound i promise lol I'm having a very understimulating week
[7/28/2017 3:57:53 AM] aj: I understand.
[7/28/2017 3:58:00 AM] girl: Thats sad makes me want to pet your face
[7/28/2017 3:58:16 AM] aj: I'm just glad we're talking like normal human beings, mostly.
[7/28/2017 3:58:28 AM] aj: and I appreciate it.
[7/28/2017 3:58:32 AM] girl: Ugh sorry i sound so Fucking stupid rn because i have retard brain
[7/28/2017 3:58:35 AM] girl: Me too
[7/28/2017 3:58:40 AM] girl: But im SICK for it
[7/28/2017 3:58:49 AM] aj: Meaning?
[7/28/2017 3:58:52 AM] girl: And i think ill rly miss you when youre not around
[7/28/2017 3:59:05 AM] aj: Aaah
[7/28/2017 3:59:10 AM] girl: What are you asking
[7/28/2017 3:59:21 AM] girl: About my retard brain or me being sick for it
[7/28/2017 3:59:27 AM] aj: No, I understand now. Sick for it.
[7/28/2017 3:59:32 AM] girl: Oh, yeah
[7/28/2017 4:00:26 AM] girl: This is extremelt stimulating even if its scab picking and youre fun and i don't feel like i could ever stop feeling something strange and overwhelming for you and your dog and your cat
[7/28/2017 4:00:31 AM] girl: God fuck
[7/28/2017 4:00:35 AM] girl: I love them
[7/28/2017 4:01:53 AM] girl: I feel like a huge loser for it but honestly im a huge fucking loser in general and i manage to get by and sometimes its better to be like guess ill want to kiss someone forever instead of like seething over it in bed for 4 hours while listening to the mountain goats
[7/28/2017 4:01:57 AM] girl: Probably?
[7/28/2017 4:02:17 AM] girl: Sick for it
[7/28/2017 4:02:25 AM] aj: I guess? It's a pretty complicated and personal thing.
[7/28/2017 4:02:43 AM] girl: I'm fine with it, is what I'm saying
[7/28/2017 4:03:04 AM] aj: Makes sense.
[7/28/2017 4:03:32 AM] girl: I love hte fucking mountain goats
[7/28/2017 4:05:57 AM] girl: And honestly idk like what does it matter. I don't know? It feels nicer to talk to you than to um idk I honestly cycle through boring men and get them to like me and then i am like ok thats um fine i guess
[7/28/2017 4:06:10 AM] girl: And i do it less when im preoccupied
[7/28/2017 4:06:36 AM] girl: I'm like really embarrassing myself LOL damn girl chill out
[7/28/2017 4:06:53 AM] aj: You already told me you do that stuff.
[7/28/2017 4:06:59 AM] aj: So it's not like I didn't already know.
[7/28/2017 4:07:12 AM] girl: Eben more embarrassing to say it twice then
[7/28/2017 4:09:02 AM] aj: I don't mind speaking my mind around you, more than a lot of people. If I do it too much, I get people who hang on to every word and it's just...
[7/28/2017 4:09:36 AM] aj: When you and I talked, and you said I probably shouldn't be in relationships, I agreed because I'll just be minding my own business and yeah.
[7/28/2017 4:11:45 AM] girl: Yeah
[7/28/2017 4:11:48 AM] girl: Um
[7/28/2017 4:12:38 AM] girl: I don't do that anymore because I find myself less in need of guidance I guess and also not to be offensive or inflammatory but i take the thinhs men say to me much less seriously now
[7/28/2017 4:12:45 AM] girl: Its uhhhh healthy
[7/28/2017 4:12:52 AM] aj: Whatever works for you.
[7/28/2017 4:13:22 AM] aj: You taking me seriously or not is your business, more than mine.
[7/28/2017 4:13:36 AM] girl: I don't mean it like that
[7/28/2017 4:13:54 AM] aj: It impacts you less?
[7/28/2017 4:14:00 AM] girl: Ugh sorry im not thinking too good before i hit the send button lol
[7/28/2017 4:14:09 AM] girl: I
[7/28/2017 4:14:12 AM] aj: It's fine.
[7/28/2017 4:15:45 AM] girl: I think I have a little more faith in myself because of some women, and also I think I know a little bit more about what I want
[7/28/2017 4:16:54 AM] girl: Im still not a very independent girl
[7/28/2017 4:17:08 AM] girl: And idk if im very happy being on my own anyway but
[7/28/2017 4:17:21 AM] girl: Uck
[7/28/2017 4:17:25 AM] aj: You're a caring and empathic person.
[7/28/2017 4:17:41 AM] aj: It sounds like it's more difficult to hit that right balance of independence and interaction with others.
[7/28/2017 4:17:54 AM] girl: I'm The Princess
[7/28/2017 4:18:19 AM] aj: I'm happy you have women in your life who can help you place faith in yourself. That you have a better idea on what you want.
[7/28/2017 4:18:51 AM] girl: And i have a personality that makes people want to dote on me, i think, so it's not so bad. I sincerely don't think id ever have to be by myself if i didnt want to be
[7/28/2017 4:19:04 AM] girl: Works out for now
[7/28/2017 4:19:09 AM] aj: Yeah.
[7/28/2017 4:20:07 AM] girl: I dont feel like i said what i wanted to, but i hope it ar least gave you some idea of what I wanted to say... I'm really uhhh likw bad at being very articulate when im not eating amphetamines
[7/28/2017 4:20:26 AM] aj: I think I have an idea of what you meant to convey.
[7/28/2017 4:20:54 AM] girl: I'm really happy that you arent miserable
[7/28/2017 4:21:08 AM] girl: Even if it shouldnt matter to me
[7/28/2017 4:22:18 AM] girl: I hope your dog and cat and eatinf really good food makes you happy sometimes. I only know about that kind of stuff because it makes me really happy to see a dog or cat or eat good food,...
[7/28/2017 4:22:45 AM] aj: I smile when I see my mom play with the dog.
[7/28/2017 4:23:28 AM] aj: He was so sick. He smelled like miserable puppy, and this sickly sweet smell that I now recognize as parvo. And dried vanilla Ensure, because the vets said to feed him that to keep his insides coated with something, and for nutrients.
[7/28/2017 4:23:47 AM] aj: and he just didn't want to be bothered, and he got so thin.
[7/28/2017 4:23:58 AM] aj: but he's okay and happy and my mom is happy with him.
[7/28/2017 4:24:25 AM] aj: and my mom deserves to be happy because my dad was a shit and her best friend killed herself and our old dog had to be put down.
[7/28/2017 4:24:51 AM] aj: and because she's a genuinely kind person and I always feel like a shit because no matter how smart or insightful I'll get, I'll never be kind like that.
[7/28/2017 4:25:05 AM] aj: and I get older and realize that it's being kind that actually matters.
[7/28/2017 4:25:15 AM] aj: but it's nowhere really in me, so I have to try really hard.
[7/28/2017 4:25:43 AM] girl: Makes me want to brush your hair and send your mom flowers. I'm always really impressed by how nice and good some moms can be
[7/28/2017 4:26:08 AM] girl: My mom was a psycho but i love her lol not her fault
[7/28/2017 4:27:28 AM] girl: I'm glad you treat your mom good. The worst kind of man imho like the most intolerable kind of boy is one who treats his nice mom like garbage
[7/28/2017 4:28:04 AM] girl: The world would be better off if people like that disappeared and were never thought of again imho.
[7/28/2017 4:28:28 AM] aj: I'm taking a lot of risks, educationally speaking, so that I'll have some good options in time to take care of her. That's most of what has me nervous. I know I can manage something that'll keep me okay, but yeah.
[7/28/2017 4:28:44 AM] girl: Thats kind of you
[7/28/2017 4:28:55 AM] aj: My sister is a good person, and she'll hold things down for a while.
[7/28/2017 4:29:02 AM] aj: between that and our savings.
[7/28/2017 4:29:02 AM] girl: I wanted to do that i think but i was um much more dramatic about it lol
[7/28/2017 4:29:20 AM] aj: but my sister doesn't have the income potential I do, frankly speaking.
[7/28/2017 4:30:00 AM] girl: I was just gonna fuck old bitches for money and die i think but now theres no one to die for except jake who would honestly be much sadder if his sister died even if he had many dollars for it
[7/28/2017 4:30:42 AM] girl: lol txt it me too binch I cant wait to be a horrible employee that my boss hates and wants dead LOL i have no work ethic
[7/28/2017 4:31:09 AM] girl: Im glad your mom has someone to hang with
[7/28/2017 4:31:18 AM] girl: Lonely old people makes me die inside
[7/28/2017 4:31:24 AM] aj: Sister and the dog.
[7/28/2017 4:31:26 AM] aj: Yeah.
[7/28/2017 4:31:35 AM] aj: and the cat.
[7/28/2017 4:31:48 AM] girl: Ssucy a beautiful photogenic cat
[7/28/2017 4:32:53 AM] aj: For me. I'd like to love someone again, but I don't really feel like it's in me right now. Mostly, I would be happy with someone who'd hug me and be happy to see me. Maybe on days when I'm really tired, let me rest my head on them. I feel like I don't really deserve any of it, though.
[7/28/2017 4:33:12 AM] aj: and I have a lot of work to do, and that would distract me. It'd be nice, but I have to do good right now.
[7/28/2017 4:35:56 AM] girl: I'd be jealous i think, not that it matters much. More practically friend love is really just as important and i love to be on the phone with kitty and tell her about my day and its not exactly the same as hugging someone in bed but honestly you can ask your friends for hugs idk. I'm a very affectionate girl and its intimate and fulfilling and important in my heart to park the car and talk in the driveway too
[7/28/2017 4:36:22 AM] aj: I hug my friends and tell myself that's good enough. So yeah.
[7/28/2017 4:36:33 AM] aj: Most times it's like 80% good enough, too.
[7/28/2017 4:36:34 AM] aj: So.
[7/28/2017 4:37:03 AM] girl: New places can be lonely but i like to talk to the old people at the library. Im the info desk girl sometimes so i talk to them a lot and i hugged ronna the security guard becayse i felt like it and i think its fine.
[7/28/2017 4:38:12 AM] girl: I think like even if i could get over being jealous I would tell anyone else in your position the same thing
[7/28/2017 4:39:22 AM] girl: i dont mean to be dramatic or annoying
[7/28/2017 4:39:46 AM] aj: It's fine.
[7/28/2017 4:41:27 AM] girl: but it hurt and hurts, like, it hurt. i like the idea of you being happy i think but it's like shocking to me how much it hurts, and even when you are/were someone i could love so easy, you're also the person that, did that, to me. And it's shaped a lot of the things in my life very strangely.
[7/28/2017 4:42:48 AM] girl: You can do whatever you want, but id be very offended i think. It embarrasses me to be so sensitive about it when im not feeling like a crazy girl
[7/28/2017 4:43:29 AM] aj: Let me put it this way.
[7/28/2017 4:44:07 AM] aj: The more knowledge I acquired, the more I understood that shaping and influence process. Abstractly. I know a lot more than when I met you. Lots. Lots. Lots more.
[7/28/2017 4:44:16 AM] aj: The more I understood it, the more I started to close myself off.
[7/28/2017 4:44:31 AM] aj: Not really in bad ways, but I'm just really cautious.
[7/28/2017 4:45:02 AM] aj: If I hadn't hurt you like that, I might be more open to people? I might've been in a relationship by now.
[7/28/2017 4:45:12 AM] aj: and I'm not saying this in a resentful way.
[7/28/2017 4:46:23 AM] aj: It's really easy to reach out. I can see the cracks most people have in their armor, and who wears their heart on their sleeve. I just... don't really want to strongly influence anyone. I don't want that on me.
[7/28/2017 4:46:41 AM] aj: I know I can do as I want.
[7/28/2017 4:47:06 AM] aj: I just have felt like the most mature thing I can do right now is what I do.
[7/28/2017 4:47:49 AM] girl: I appreciate it even though i know its not for me
[7/28/2017 4:48:17 AM] girl: I think I'm really scared of feeling stupid or betrayed if something did happen
[7/28/2017 4:48:20 AM] aj: I think about you. Not every time. But I remember you. I remember when you say things about how it hurt.
[7/28/2017 4:50:56 AM] girl: I'd hate myself because I know better than to scab pick and when my friends get hurt badly I want the person who hurt them honestly to die. I know I'm being selfish when I talk to you but I'm also being a little foolish and I'd be so damn mad and just hate myself if I was as wrong as other people think I probably am to like you and care about you as much as i do
[7/28/2017 4:52:46 AM] girl: right now I think i believe in you and your good intentions and if you proved me wrong I would know it was my own damn fault
[7/28/2017 4:53:19 AM] aj: Time will tell.
[7/28/2017 4:53:47 AM] aj: I've felt good about talking with you normally. I still worry that it's not really good in the long term.
[7/28/2017 4:54:13 AM] aj: But something feels different in talking with you, this time.
[7/28/2017 4:54:20 AM] aj: and it's not a bad different.
[7/28/2017 4:54:31 AM] girl: What do you mean?
[7/28/2017 4:54:52 AM] aj: Every other time I've reopened dialogue and talked with you, I felt uneasy.
[7/28/2017 4:55:02 AM] aj: I don't feel uneasy with talking with you.
[7/28/2017 4:55:14 AM] aj: I felt like things before were always volatile.
[7/28/2017 4:55:25 AM] aj: Like something would explode.
[7/28/2017 4:55:33 AM] aj: It's hard to put it into words.
[7/28/2017 4:55:51 AM] girl: I'm sorry I can be. That way
[7/28/2017 4:56:22 AM] girl: I do not particularly feel prideful about how really mean i can be when i want to be
[7/28/2017 4:56:26 AM] aj: It could have just been me not dealing with guilt maturely, too.
[7/28/2017 4:56:33 AM] aj: I'm not blaming you.
[7/28/2017 4:56:38 AM] girl: I know
[7/28/2017 4:56:43 AM] girl: But
[7/28/2017 4:56:45 AM] girl: Idk
[7/28/2017 4:57:25 AM] girl: Theres only like two people ever who have like seen how fucking scathing i can be and it kind of shocks me that i can be like that and
[7/28/2017 4:57:46 AM] girl: Its not nice to scapegoat even if someone did do something fucked up
[7/28/2017 4:59:38 AM] girl: Idk if I'm sorry about confronting you but I'm sorry i took weird meds and told you really mean shit and was desperate and crazy and not handling it well as i am apt to fuckening do
[7/28/2017 5:01:05 AM] girl: And like idk you probably deservwd it a lot less than the guy who wanted to piss on my face and asked me to call him if i went through with killing myself
[7/28/2017 5:01:19 AM] aj: Heh.
[7/28/2017 5:01:31 AM] aj: I tried to be vulnerable for you when you were that way.
[7/28/2017 5:01:36 AM] aj: Not that I liked it, not one bit.
[7/28/2017 5:01:55 AM] aj: But while I was reading, I realized that I wasn't really vulnerable to anyone.
[7/28/2017 5:02:17 AM] aj: I can brush off a lot, if I want. I don't really know if it matters or not in the end.
[7/28/2017 5:02:37 AM] aj: But whenever you told me something or lashed out, I tried to absorb it and not just hole up and let it pass over me.
[7/28/2017 5:03:18 AM] aj: I feel like you deserve that from me, so I try and give it to you.
[7/28/2017 5:03:33 AM] aj: It makes me worry that doing so crosses all sorts of bad boundaries.
[7/28/2017 5:03:38 AM] aj: But I already talk to you anyways.
[7/28/2017 5:03:46 AM] aj: So you at least deserve that.
[7/28/2017 5:04:16 AM] girl: I'm a bit of a fucking boundary crosser my own damn self
[7/28/2017 5:05:17 AM] girl: I am not good at not indulging myself in what i want and feel often very entitled to what I want and I appreciate that you do it for me some
[7/28/2017 5:06:11 AM] girl: there are some people who honestly do not and some of them have done things with a lot more malice
[7/28/2017 5:06:43 AM] girl: Those people honestly deserve to die because i have truly been through enough but thats beside the point
[7/28/2017 5:07:19 AM] girl: It made me sad that you said I'm like a scary frightened dog and that you only ever saw me angry or sad
[7/28/2017 5:08:06 AM] girl: and mostly im just fine and very annoyed with people who inconvenience me in ways i find intolerable and am a crybaby but. Mostly just fine
[7/28/2017 5:08:32 AM] girl: And i wanted to . Show you that im just fine and not so horrifically sick
[7/28/2017 5:08:42 AM] aj: My dad was... really malicious. When he wasn't malicious, he was uncaring. I learned to not flinch around him. To not be vulnerable. I learned nobody could touch me, because I was good at it. Nobody could read me or hurt me because even if they touched something I cared about, I wouldn't flinch and they'd move on. The thing I read about being vulnerable took me a long time to contemplate and try.
[7/28/2017 5:09:08 AM] aj: For most people it worked fine. For you, it hurt a lot, and I always felt confused on how to tell you. I also feel like I deserve it.
[7/28/2017 5:09:32 AM] aj: but it's been important to me to be vulnerable to you, and to try and endure when things go bad.
[7/28/2017 5:09:38 AM] aj: I'm not perfect at it.
[7/28/2017 5:11:51 AM] girl: I think thats a good apology. I wouldn't have ever really expected it, and. I'm glad you're trying to be um. Emotionally healthy. Vulnerability is important even when it feels stupid. And i think people who learn how to feel that way are less likely to hurt anybody
[7/28/2017 5:12:38 AM] girl: I really hate bad dads
[7/28/2017 5:13:10 AM] girl: I love my own bad dad even though maybe i wouldnt if he wasn't my own bad dad but i fucking hate bad dads
[7/28/2017 5:14:55 AM] girl: No one should be bad to anybody lile that
[7/28/2017 5:15:36 AM] girl: It's sickness and it's unforgivable sin. I'm a libra so i know who deserves to die for sinning and most bad dads do
[7/28/2017 5:15:41 AM] aj: I love my dad. I'm still learning to find the good parts and lessons. That's all I can do.
[7/28/2017 5:17:05 AM] girl: I think it's important to do too, it makes me less sad at least, to love my bad dad
[7/28/2017 5:17:46 AM] girl: But there are some truly unforgivable things in there i think
[7/28/2017 5:19:06 AM] girl: lol oops that ones too tender time to lock it up and think about breakfast instead
[7/28/2017 5:19:47 AM] aj: Heh. I should get to that shower anyhow. It's now 5:20.
[7/28/2017 5:20:21 AM] girl: Brush your hair.. before you do...
[7/28/2017 5:20:35 AM] aj: Hah. Alright.
[7/28/2017 5:20:38 AM] girl: it keeps your drain from clogging... life hack
[7/28/2017 5:20:47 AM] aj: True.
[7/28/2017 5:21:07 AM] aj: Alright. Sleep well when you do. Sorry your family is still being crazy and unreasonable.
[7/28/2017 5:21:16 AM] girl: i keep my hair in a bun for two days and pull out uncomfortable amounts in the shower
[7/28/2017 5:21:27 AM] girl: I will do my best
[7/28/2017 5:21:41 AM] girl: Goodnight
[7/28/2017 5:21:51 AM] aj: Night!
[7/28/2017 5:22:13 AM] girl: Hahahaha
[7/28/2017 5:22:22 AM] girl: Dont be fucking cute
[7/28/2017 5:22:25 AM] girl: Bye
[7/28/2017 5:44:13 PM] girl: Vhehehehe
[7/28/2017 5:44:27 PM] girl: Somebody got me Dr*gs
[7/28/2017 5:44:37 PM] girl: (Censored so the government cant see)
[7/28/2017 5:54:50 PM] girl: I can haz cheeseburger dot com after dark
[7/28/2017 8:23:53 PM] girl: I'm pretty sure i can tell you the plot of the emoji movie
[7/29/2017 1:00:34 AM] girl: I'm not going to i dont think because its obvious and i already rrad it and i was like 70% right but thats aside from the point... i really really wish dearly in my heart that i had strawberry ice cream rn and that everyone and everything wasnt so damn boring
[7/29/2017 1:01:57 AM] girl: i want to leave the damnt internet but i dont Do much else or have a presence anywhere else and i want to go on more walks but i keep forgetting everything i want to do, and then sitting for a few minutes, and then remembering something else i want to do, and then starting that and then forgetting it again
[7/29/2017 2:12:12 AM] girl: And its HOT and i hate how hot it is and im going to be so damn sweaty by the time i Put Adderall in my body but id rather be sweaty than so bored i could DIE
[7/29/2017 2:12:21 AM] girl: God
[7/29/2017 2:12:31 AM] girl: I am truly a woman with no life skills
[7/29/2017 7:50:02 PM] girl: Whats it take for a girl to get strawberry ice cream around here hello...( ?´_ゝ｀)
[7/29/2017 7:51:11 PM] girl: I hate being so bored and im tempted to nyquil my sunday away so i can just skip it and Be Medicated
[7/30/2017 3:29:07 AM] girl: I think im really scared to die still which is annoying.
[7/30/2017 3:29:34 AM] girl: I hope theres benzos in purgatory so that i can stop freaking out about it when i am dead
[7/30/2017 3:30:16 AM] girl: I don't need anything else, just a floating bit of consciousness somewhere out there, with a little bar, ill be fine
[7/30/2017 3:32:29 AM] girl: No crustaceans either
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[7/30/2017 5:47:08 AM] girl: And you've been sweet
[7/30/2017 5:47:27 AM] girl: Sort of, idk how much im allowed to say it, that youve been sweet i mean
[7/30/2017 5:48:24 AM] girl: But you have been. It's comforting and im very gluttonous for the things i like, such as being coddled, and eating berries, and doing exactly what I want when i want it, sometimes, and cuddling
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[8/1/2017 11:12:45 AM] girl: I really like when people name their pets regular human names like kevin or emily
[8/1/2017 11:26:38 AM] girl: Like honestly telling your friends that kevin puked and ate it and they dont know its your cat? I love it
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[8/5/2017 4:11:07 AM] girl: cool thing about adderall: can use my dumbass fucking brain
[8/5/2017 4:11:39 AM] girl: not cool thing about adderall: sleeping at 3am and waking up at 6:30 am and going out on the couch 2 do some laundry and knocking out and injuring you're neck bc you're a fucking idiot
[8/5/2017 4:16:03 AM] girl: not really injuring but you get me
[8/5/2017 4:16:06 AM] girl: sorry for messaging you so much
[8/5/2017 4:16:16 AM] girl: i'm sure you'll probably say its okay, or not say anything at all
[8/5/2017 4:17:38 AM] girl: i don't really know where the hell im going rn and it's making me feel so god damn strange but it's okay.just weird and anxious and sore and i dont want to take out my contacts cause im so tired but i need to
[8/5/2017 4:18:11 AM] girl: i keep remembering
[8/5/2017 4:18:12 AM] girl: one time
[8/5/2017 4:18:20 AM] girl: i asked you what kind of music you listened to
[8/5/2017 4:18:46 AM] girl: and you just linked me this like no offense but very bizarre and off putting ambient movie sound track stuff and i was like oh...
[8/5/2017 4:20:38 AM] girl: such a hot fucking mess rn but its chill i think
[8/5/2017 4:21:45 AM] girl: at the end of the day i always still feel like such a stupid little girl
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[8/5/2017 4:37:30 AM] girl: m also really loving this wildfire smog
[8/5/2017 4:37:58 AM] girl: and inhaling 900x the recommended daily dose of albuterol im sure LOL
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[8/5/2017 5:47:15 AM] girl: i just. i dont know. im on my fucking period probably so im feeling like an asshole but i really hate
[8/5/2017 5:47:17 AM] girl: i dotn know
[8/5/2017 5:48:17 AM] girl: so much about the way i am for you/at you/around you and that you said i made you feel that way, like, scared, at all, i dontk now
[8/5/2017 5:49:01 AM] girl: i'm such a fucking crybaby aj lol did i tell you what happened. that i was crying on my pillow and thought i left mascara marks but realized that it was from the last time i cried on the pillow. im such af ucking crybaby. im probably crying more often than im not crying
[8/5/2017 5:49:12 AM] girl: im sorry ive been so fucking awful
[8/5/2017 5:50:22 AM] girl: so much of me has a horrible horrible horrible time letting go of how you were my best friend, and how you meant so much to me, and i dont know if i even want to, i dont know. im such a fucking dick and im such a fucking idiot and it's very obnoxious to be so self deprecating when i just mean to say im sorry
[8/5/2017 5:50:50 AM] girl: (avocadolove)
[8/5/2017 5:50:54 AM] girl: avo cado love
[8/5/2017 5:51:12 AM] girl: im very sleep deprived sorry but i mean it, most of it
[8/5/2017 5:07:19 PM] girl: on a another less self deprecating note, its really cool when some strange 40 year old sam hyde looking man approaches you outside your house and asks where you live and if you want to see the tupac poster hes going to go pick up and if you want to go on a coffee date
[8/5/2017 5:07:29 PM] girl: REALLY fucking cool
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[8/8/2017 6:32:59 AM] girl: i keep biting my lip much too hard and its annoying but its also whatever. i hope your move is going ok. Mine is but i hate moving, and i have so many stuffed animals because i love stuffed animals and whimsical ceramics and other things that make other adults in my life think im a child and a fool for. i dont care. i will die in a sanrio casket
[8/8/2017 6:34:23 AM] girl: by much too hard i mean im missing small chunks from my lips sometimes which hurts but i also like eatinf my own blood like a freak, which maybe says something about a lack of nutrients in my body but who knows
[8/8/2017 6:41:29 AM] girl: so tired but not quite sleepy
[8/8/2017 6:43:08 AM] girl: Im trying all the time to be good and not bad, and I hope it works out, i hope i hope i. Hope im good and not bad. I wish i could hug you and stick my face in your shirt and not leave for an hour because that sounds nice and because im very tired and need a break
[8/9/2017 12:53:08 AM] aj: Mm. You poor thing.
[8/9/2017 12:53:29 AM] aj: I don't mean that in a condescending way, though I feel like everything I say might always be interpreted that way.
[8/9/2017 12:54:11 AM] aj: The move didn't happen. A lot of unforeseen things happened, and I find myself back in AZ slightly poorer, slightly wiser, and without the plans that I'd made for the last six months.
[8/9/2017 12:54:45 AM] aj: I'm frustrated. Lots of people are sad for me, or the situation, but I don't really feel sad. A friend of mine didn't do what he needed to, and so things didn't work out for either of us.
[8/9/2017 12:55:18 AM] aj: Mostly, I'm frustrated because I could have kept closer tabs on him, and didn't. I didn't because I would still have to work with him, and didn't want to seem overbearing.
[8/9/2017 12:56:47 AM] girl: Spooked me. I was trying to figure out if i could read, and the answer is a big fat "only kind of, retard"
[8/9/2017 12:57:02 AM] aj: Heh
[8/9/2017 12:57:06 AM] girl: Also, that's really annoying!
[8/9/2017 12:58:01 AM] aj: That's life, sometimes. I have a few months to figure out what I'm going to do next. People around me want me to try and make a go of it in the spring. I think I'll probably end up staying in AZ and making a go of it out here, though.
[8/9/2017 12:58:20 AM] aj: It's too soon to give you all the reasons for this. People think I'm really methodical?
[8/9/2017 12:58:31 AM] aj: I'm not. I'm really, really intuitive.
[8/9/2017 12:58:45 AM] aj: and when I act on my intuition, it's usually reasoned.
[8/9/2017 12:59:02 AM] aj: But at core, it's intuition.
[8/9/2017 12:59:23 AM] girl: I never know what you mean when you imply you're going to tell me something later
[8/9/2017 1:00:08 AM] aj: The school I was transferring to had some religious rules to it.
[8/9/2017 1:00:18 AM] aj: Amusingly enough.
[8/9/2017 1:00:39 AM] girl: Do you have to wear special mormon panties?
[8/9/2017 1:00:49 AM] aj: lmao
[8/9/2017 1:00:58 AM] aj: Nah.
[8/9/2017 1:02:42 AM] girl: I'm thinking abt making those assholes in colorado use the dollars they get for being goodhearted foster parents (thank god they are here who knows what we would do without them) to put my brother in some chill boarding school so he doesnt have to um live in a housr with cameras and constantly be accused of lying
[8/9/2017 1:03:16 AM] aj: I think that's a good idea.
[8/9/2017 1:04:00 AM] girl: What do you mean when you tell me you'll tell me things later? It's a weird thing to say
[8/9/2017 1:04:57 AM] aj: I mean that either the thing I'll tell you is time-sensitive, I won't know how it will turn out, or that I'll tell you about it but have reservations about telling you right this moment.
[8/9/2017 1:06:02 AM] girl: Weirdo
[8/9/2017 1:06:08 AM] girl: Fair enough
[8/9/2017 1:06:18 AM] aj: Stones and glass houses, Kort.
[8/9/2017 1:06:39 AM] aj: =P
[8/9/2017 1:06:58 AM] girl: it makes me flustered when you call me that, and ive never heard that phrase before
[8/9/2017 1:07:17 AM] aj: Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house?
[8/9/2017 1:08:12 AM] girl: why would i do that? Why would i throw stones indoors? Glass houses seem impractical. I'm frowning.
[8/9/2017 1:08:34 AM] aj: You're a princess, yet you comment on the impracticality of glass houses?
[8/9/2017 1:08:40 AM] aj: You're a terrible princess.
[8/9/2017 1:08:59 AM] girl: you called me a princess
[8/9/2017 1:09:18 AM] aj: I called your princess-ness into question.
[8/9/2017 1:09:35 AM] girl: a terrible princess is still a princess
[8/9/2017 1:09:49 AM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *)
[8/9/2017 1:09:57 AM] aj: Yes, but even more than yes?
[8/9/2017 1:09:59 AM] aj: No.
[8/9/2017 1:10:03 AM] aj: Much more no than yes.
[8/9/2017 1:10:16 AM] aj: Overwhelmingly no, you could say.
[8/9/2017 1:10:46 AM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *) you sound like you're overcompensating because you slipped up and really did call me a princess
[8/9/2017 1:10:56 AM] girl: Not that its any of my business or would ever be
[8/9/2017 1:11:03 AM] aj: I've called you a princess before.
[8/9/2017 1:11:12 AM] aj: You just happen to be a treasure princess.
[8/9/2017 1:11:20 AM] girl: Ill bite you
[8/9/2017 1:11:50 AM] aj: Anyways, I read what you sent while I was gone.
[8/9/2017 1:13:08 AM] aj: You're gonna be how you are, which Is what I mean when I tell you it's okay.
[8/9/2017 1:13:38 AM] aj: and, I remember linking you to music and it tripped you up a lot.
[8/9/2017 1:13:44 AM] aj: Which was sort of amusing in a way.
[8/9/2017 1:14:06 AM] aj: Mostly I just wondered if it was as offputting as talking with you was when you'd shout uncontrollably.
[8/9/2017 1:15:31 AM] girl: If what was as offputting?
[8/9/2017 1:15:47 AM] aj: The music I linked you to.
[8/9/2017 1:16:17 AM] aj: Like, a few times early on, either you or I did something that the other person was just entirely put off by. Me with the music, for instance.
[8/9/2017 1:16:52 AM] girl: Oh.
[8/9/2017 1:17:56 AM] girl: It was just uncomfortable. Its almost always weird basement men but i find it really strange and slightly disconcerting when people only listen to ambientt
[8/9/2017 1:18:14 AM] girl: Ari likes....shudder.........aphex twin
[8/9/2017 1:18:20 AM] aj: lmao
[8/9/2017 1:19:38 AM] aj: For the road trip, I mostly listened to Bowie, some The Who, and a lot of Manowar. I don't really know why.
[8/9/2017 1:19:54 AM] aj: I was in a jazz mood for a while while out there.
[8/9/2017 1:20:20 AM] girl: I fucking hate aphex twin hes so scary and his songs ablut asthma give me anxiety. Hes so scary scary
[8/9/2017 1:20:29 AM] girl: That's kind of cute. Old fuck
[8/9/2017 1:20:51 AM] aj: I don't fit in any time or place, tbh.
[8/9/2017 1:21:11 AM] aj: but yeah, Aphex Twin was never really something I cared for.
[8/9/2017 1:22:04 AM] aj: I had a lot of time to myself and thought about you some.
[8/9/2017 1:22:39 AM] aj: When I wasn't being turned down in rapid succession for places to live, or being leaned on by people out there I'd be working with
[8/9/2017 1:22:50 AM] aj: Or realizing how my stupid friend probably never did anything.
[8/9/2017 1:22:57 AM] aj: Or, you know, about a dozen other thoughts.
[8/9/2017 1:23:55 AM] girl: What about me?
[8/9/2017 1:24:24 AM] aj: I saw a small dog and thought you might've found it cute, one time.
[8/9/2017 1:25:12 AM] aj: Another time I was staring at the ceiling of my hotel room and wondered if the anxiety I was experiencing at that moment was like yours.
[8/9/2017 1:25:44 AM] girl: Hmm... i would have definitely found it cute. The dog. No dog out there isn't cute...
[8/9/2017 1:26:03 AM] aj: You know, while I was biting my bottom lip and picking open one of the scars on my arm out of idle nervous habit.
[8/9/2017 1:27:23 AM] girl: Mmm. What were you anxious about?
[8/9/2017 1:27:42 AM] aj: That all of my plans were falling apart?
[8/9/2017 1:28:02 AM] aj: and I still had a day to at least give things another shot, even though I could already see the outcome.
[8/9/2017 1:28:44 AM] aj: So I had to get up and try anyways, even though I had concluded it was pointless. So I was then forcing myself to be optimistic, and generally dreading all the work I'd have to do once things fell through.
[8/9/2017 1:28:55 AM] aj: and dreading how many times I'd have to explain it to various people.
[8/9/2017 1:29:28 AM] aj: and I was mostly anxious about all of that.
[8/9/2017 1:30:15 AM] aj: When I'm really, really anxious, I also just sometimes want someone to let me curl up against them. Then they can stroke my hair.
[8/9/2017 1:30:25 AM] aj: But I have nobody who'll do that for me right now.
[8/9/2017 1:34:21 AM] aj: Anyways.
[8/9/2017 1:34:52 AM] aj: I think about you from time to time. Mostly it's just small, passing things.
[8/9/2017 1:35:22 AM] aj: In times where I want comfort, I don't think of you, because it'd probably just be bad if I looked to you for comfort.
[8/9/2017 1:35:35 AM] aj: Especially when I can talk with you honestly, and somewhat frequently, without issue.
[8/9/2017 1:37:39 AM] girl: Haha. That only makes me want to do it more, you know.
[8/9/2017 1:38:29 AM] girl: Because that's sad.
[8/9/2017 1:39:50 AM] aj: Heh
[8/9/2017 1:40:57 AM] girl: I don't like to be thought of as people's weird mommy friend but i do like to feel helpful.
[8/9/2017 1:41:39 AM] girl: I'm sorry things didn't work out quite right, as they tend to do
[8/9/2017 1:41:45 AM] aj: Most times I end up being the one other people want cuddles from.
[8/9/2017 1:42:00 AM] aj: So sometimes I want them for me.
[8/9/2017 1:42:16 AM] aj: and, that's just life. I'm not really down from it. I just have to figure out what next.
[8/9/2017 1:42:31 AM] girl: It's too hot to do any thinking
[8/9/2017 1:43:40 AM] aj: True.
[8/9/2017 1:44:07 AM] aj: and, I wasn't looking for cuddles from you. Or comfort. You're easy to talk to, and that's safest for both of us.
[8/9/2017 1:44:11 AM] aj: =P
[8/9/2017 1:47:42 AM] girl: I know that.
[8/9/2017 1:48:09 AM] girl: I just would
[8/9/2017 1:48:33 AM] aj: Yeah, and I'd probably let you bury your face in my shirt, too.
[8/9/2017 1:48:45 AM] aj: and pat your head and stuff.
[8/9/2017 1:49:07 AM] aj: But yeah.
[8/9/2017 1:50:02 AM] girl: good
[8/9/2017 1:50:13 AM] girl: i deserve head pats pretty much any time i want them,
[8/9/2017 1:50:16 AM] girl: thems just the facts
[8/9/2017 1:52:04 AM] aj: I mean, I could say the same for me.
[8/9/2017 1:52:21 AM] girl: youre not nearly as cute as i am
[8/9/2017 1:53:00 AM] aj: That has nothing to do with deserving headpats
[8/9/2017 1:53:31 AM] girl: Yeah it does. Cute orphans. Get headpats. Its my slogan
[8/9/2017 1:53:49 AM] aj: Nah
[8/9/2017 1:54:27 AM] girl: yeah, idiot
[8/9/2017 1:56:09 AM] girl: but id headpat you even if you aren't quite as cute as i am, or even an orphan
[8/9/2017 1:56:17 AM] girl: arent i so nice
[8/9/2017 1:56:34 AM] girl: you, nodding to yourself: wow, she is sooo nice and cool
[8/9/2017 1:59:46 AM] aj: Heh.
[8/9/2017 2:00:00 AM] aj: Anyways. I'm getting some rest.
[8/9/2017 2:00:02 AM] aj: Sleep well.
[8/9/2017 2:00:11 AM] girl: i will do my best
[8/9/2017 2:00:22 AM] girl: goodnight, dummy
[8/9/2017 12:29:53 PM] girl: put me in the dirt
[8/9/2017 4:40:54 PM] girl: moving is a big fat pain in my big fat ass but its Happening
[8/9/2017 6:14:56 PM] girl: Did your birthday pass already????? Happy birthday??? Maybe????? Everyone's birthdays are in august and october and november...
[8/9/2017 6:16:22 PM] girl: my moms and my sisters and my friend tinas are all in august, and mine and kittys and maxs and hopes and aris moms are all in october, and my brother and my dads are in november... fucking scorpios but never mind that
[8/9/2017 7:09:28 PM] girl: it is really cool when someone tells me they fingered their girlfriend to weezer in the car... um... that's not really my business
[8/10/2017 12:18:24 AM] girl: just glued.. a bunch of flowers... to my face.........which is cool
[8/10/2017 1:10:27 AM] aj: To Weezer?
[8/10/2017 1:10:39 AM] girl: to weezer :/
[8/10/2017 1:10:49 AM] girl: very terrible
[8/10/2017 1:11:05 AM] aj: I never knew people would do that.
[8/10/2017 1:11:25 AM] aj: Like, abstractly, I know people are horrible and have shit taste and do trashy things.
[8/10/2017 1:11:41 AM] aj: But this is a special kind of trashy that I just didn't think existed.
[8/10/2017 1:12:02 AM] girl: i know... he's like... way too old to be doing that kind of thing too
[8/10/2017 1:12:13 AM] girl: it's not right or healthy
[8/10/2017 1:12:40 AM] aj: Yeah, I've got nothing else to really say on that one.
[8/10/2017 1:12:49 AM] aj: My life is worse from knowing someone did something like that.
[8/10/2017 1:13:03 AM] girl: if i have to suffer so do you
[8/10/2017 1:13:19 AM] aj: You like suffering, though
[8/10/2017 1:13:22 AM] aj: I don't.
[8/10/2017 1:13:29 AM] aj: This isn't a good tradeoff.
[8/10/2017 1:13:39 AM] girl: this is not the kind of suffering i like
[8/10/2017 1:14:14 AM] aj: Still.
[8/10/2017 1:14:16 AM] girl: Constant - Last Tuesday at 11:48 PM
Mhmm
Gonna be a fun drive home too
horses420 - Last Tuesday at 11:48 PM
i caught up on that manwha and its really tense i need a benzo
oh,,,,,dont fuck in the car
Constant - Last Tuesday at 11:48 PM
We had a lil fun in the parking garage.
Lol
Nice
[8/10/2017 1:14:25 AM] girl: a lil fun in the parking garage
[8/10/2017 1:14:30 AM] aj: ...
[8/10/2017 1:14:35 AM] girl: honey i know
[8/10/2017 1:14:45 AM] girl: i know..... i know................
[8/10/2017 1:15:36 AM] aj: I'm going to open a portal to some world that has terrible things in it. Those things will then purge the human race of things like this, at the small cost of my eternal soul.
[8/10/2017 1:15:39 AM] aj: and it'd be worth it.
[8/10/2017 1:15:55 AM] girl: a lil fun in the parking garage ;)
[8/10/2017 1:16:02 AM] girl: am i right?
[8/10/2017 1:16:32 AM] aj: It has this cutesy phrasing to it that just makes the whole thing creepy.
[8/10/2017 1:16:45 AM] girl: yeah
[8/10/2017 1:16:52 AM] girl: it's very ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[8/10/2017 1:16:57 AM] aj: You're too old for that stuff, homie.
[8/10/2017 1:17:10 AM] girl: disgusting........
[8/10/2017 1:17:16 AM] girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[8/10/2017 1:17:31 AM] aj: Though, really.
[8/10/2017 1:17:41 AM] aj: The girlfriend is also trash.
[8/10/2017 1:17:45 AM] aj: Weezer?
[8/10/2017 1:17:58 AM] aj: She wasn't lying back and thinking of England or some shit.
[8/10/2017 1:18:05 AM] aj: We're not that prudish.
[8/10/2017 1:18:20 AM] girl: i would never blame her for what he puts on in the car while they make sick horrible love to one another
[8/10/2017 1:18:38 AM] aj: I would blame her for being with a person who would feasibly do such a thing.
[8/10/2017 1:18:43 AM] girl: that's her ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm daddy LOL
[8/10/2017 1:18:55 AM] aj: If you look at someone and go
[8/10/2017 1:19:20 AM] aj: "is it possible that this person would finger me while Weezer is playing in the car?" and it's not a "No, this person has more class"
[8/10/2017 1:19:23 AM] aj: Find someone else.
[8/10/2017 1:19:33 AM] aj: There's 8+ billion people on the planet.
[8/10/2017 1:19:58 AM] girl: i still have flowers glued to my face and im not pumped to take them off and wash my face, there's like a pound of glitter onme
[8/10/2017 1:20:08 AM] girl: ummm that's her baby
[8/10/2017 1:20:12 AM] girl: that's her um... special man..
[8/10/2017 1:20:15 AM] girl: she loves him........
[8/10/2017 1:20:27 AM] girl: actually im pretty sure he's her um Side Hoe as they say
[8/10/2017 1:20:30 AM] aj: You're saying this like it matters.
[8/10/2017 1:20:43 AM] aj: There are some matters that have no leeway to them.
[8/10/2017 1:20:45 AM] girl: that'ss her baby.....her .........lover
[8/10/2017 1:20:50 AM] aj: So?
[8/10/2017 1:21:03 AM] girl: her special......baby boy....................
[8/10/2017 1:21:06 AM] girl: ...................her little man
[8/10/2017 1:21:28 AM] aj: Doesn't make a difference.
[8/10/2017 1:22:09 AM] girl: i'm not making it that hard to read my tone you fool boy
[8/10/2017 1:22:14 AM] girl: im making jokes. you ever heard of jokes
[8/10/2017 1:22:19 AM] girl: >:(
[8/10/2017 1:22:32 AM] aj: This is no joking matter you sparkly piece of shit
[8/10/2017 1:22:41 AM] girl: i'm CUTE and im GLITTERING
[8/10/2017 1:22:48 AM] aj: Sparkly.
[8/10/2017 1:22:50 AM] aj: Piece.
[8/10/2017 1:22:51 AM] aj: Of.
[8/10/2017 1:22:52 AM] aj: Shit.
[8/10/2017 1:22:56 AM] girl: >:(
[8/10/2017 1:23:03 AM] girl: say it to my face you fucking bitch boy
[8/10/2017 1:23:06 AM] aj: That's why flowers are growing on you.
[8/10/2017 1:23:21 AM] girl: they're not growing on me i went outside at 10 pm and i STOLE them from the BANK
[8/10/2017 1:23:34 AM] girl: the garden outside the bank, to be specific
[8/10/2017 1:23:42 AM] aj: Only pieces of shit steal flowers from banks.
[8/10/2017 1:23:47 AM] aj: I rest my case.
[8/10/2017 1:24:05 AM] girl: bitch bye
[8/10/2017 1:24:20 AM] girl: it was very brave of me honestly
[8/10/2017 1:24:37 AM] girl: there were many scary shadow men outside but i brought my pepper gel and a large pair of kitchen scissors (for cutting flowers)
[8/10/2017 1:25:48 AM] girl: anyway
[8/10/2017 1:25:54 AM] aj: Heh.
[8/10/2017 1:25:57 AM] girl: now you get to read this since you said something so horrible to me
[8/10/2017 1:25:59 AM] girl: Constant - Yesterday at 1:40 AM
I fingered her to Weezer and made her cum during the drive lol
Constant - Yesterday at 7:07 PM
Hey
horses420 - Yesterday at 7:08 PM
hi!
also oh my god um wow
Constant - Yesterday at 7:08 PM
xD
There's a lyric during "across the sea" where he sings "I could never touch you, I think it would be wrong"
horses420 - Yesterday at 7:09 PM
LOL
Constant - Yesterday at 7:09 PM
And I belted it while rolling her clit between my fingers
horses420 - Yesterday at 7:09 PM
i hate across the sea but i love weezer but rivers cuomo can die
oh my GOD
[8/10/2017 1:26:10 AM] girl: have fun you pos
[8/10/2017 1:26:54 AM] aj: Yeah, enjoy getting ignored for two months for that.
[8/10/2017 1:27:02 AM] girl: you do that all the time anyway!
[8/10/2017 1:27:17 AM] aj: It's not meant to be particularly punitive.
[8/10/2017 1:27:37 AM] girl: use smaller words for my idiot brain wont you
[8/10/2017 1:27:40 AM] aj: If you were nearby, I'd just use a squirtgun on your face, like if you were a cat.
[8/10/2017 1:27:55 AM] aj: and probably say "BAD" or something
[8/10/2017 1:28:06 AM] girl: i'd strangle you for moistening my lewk
[8/10/2017 1:28:20 AM] aj: You couldn't even reach my neck.
[8/10/2017 1:28:32 AM] girl: ohhh my goddd
[8/10/2017 1:28:32 AM] aj: Shorty, with short arms and small hands.
[8/10/2017 1:28:37 AM] girl: i dont have small hands!
[8/10/2017 1:28:40 AM] girl: i have big hands!!!
[8/10/2017 1:28:44 AM] aj: Ew.
[8/10/2017 1:28:55 AM] girl: dont say ew about my hands!! they are large and i cant help it
[8/10/2017 1:29:12 AM] aj: I'm not really grossed out
[8/10/2017 1:29:23 AM] aj: It was just the quickest reply when you denied they were small.
[8/10/2017 1:29:39 AM] girl: cruel
[8/10/2017 1:29:43 AM] aj: and rather than assert they are, it seemed more fun to be grossed out by large hands.
[8/10/2017 1:30:27 AM] girl: you're going to give me a complex about my hands
[8/10/2017 1:30:45 AM] aj: You started this.
[8/10/2017 1:31:28 AM] girl: i'll die from sadness and my grave will say aj's fault :)))
[8/10/2017 1:32:00 AM] aj: Just so long as you don't haunt me.
[8/10/2017 1:32:07 AM] girl: i will
[8/10/2017 1:32:20 AM] aj: I'll bind you to like, a rock or something, and then glue you to a crustacean.
[8/10/2017 1:32:22 AM] girl: i'll sit by your desk and cry and cry and cry all day about my hands
[8/10/2017 1:32:40 AM] aj: and I will make sure it gets dumped in the deep, dark ocean.
[8/10/2017 1:33:15 AM] aj: All alone. You and some shelled bottom feeder. Way past the depths that the sun reaches.
[8/10/2017 1:33:22 AM] girl: :)))
[8/10/2017 1:33:28 AM] girl: ill use your eyes as a pincushion
[8/10/2017 1:33:44 AM] aj: Yeah, you'll die a thousand times for that.
[8/10/2017 1:33:48 AM] girl: <3
[8/10/2017 1:34:01 AM] aj: It's cute you remember that.
[8/10/2017 1:34:08 AM] aj: and it's also a good feeling for me.
[8/10/2017 1:34:15 AM] girl: shut up
[8/10/2017 1:34:17 AM] girl: you remember things
[8/10/2017 1:34:24 AM] aj: Of course I do.
[8/10/2017 1:34:40 AM] aj: I meant it more because eye-stuff doesn't squick me out like it used to.
[8/10/2017 1:34:49 AM] aj: I forced myself to desensitize to it.
[8/10/2017 1:35:09 AM] aj: So, you're remembering something that doesn't get to me.
[8/10/2017 1:35:11 AM] girl: me too, with most crabs
[8/10/2017 1:35:16 AM] aj: Which tells me I've grown.
[8/10/2017 1:35:21 AM] girl: and isopods, even, but i dont really like to look at them anyway
[8/10/2017 1:35:24 AM] aj: What about King Crabs?
[8/10/2017 1:35:24 AM] girl: they look. bad.
[8/10/2017 1:35:44 AM] girl: unpleasant, but i can handle it
[8/10/2017 1:35:55 AM] aj: You've grown.
[8/10/2017 1:35:58 AM] aj: You get headpats.
[8/10/2017 1:36:02 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/10/2017 1:36:07 AM] girl: i took a picture of me posing with oen of those horrible fucking spider crabs and i get sick when i look at it
[8/10/2017 1:36:28 AM] girl: you're making me flustered
[8/10/2017 1:36:56 AM] aj: Overcoming fears shows growth, particularly character growth.
[8/10/2017 1:37:03 AM] aj: Good job. I mean it.
[8/10/2017 1:37:07 AM] aj: /more headpats
[8/10/2017 1:37:29 AM] girl: it still feels condescending somehow
[8/10/2017 1:37:34 AM] girl: but in a way that i dont mind so much
[8/10/2017 1:37:41 AM] aj: I'm being honest, here.
[8/10/2017 1:37:48 AM] girl: i know you are, dummy.
[8/10/2017 1:37:53 AM] aj: and I'd give you hugs, but that's sort of like a once-a-year thing, maybe.
[8/10/2017 1:37:59 AM] aj: So headpats is the most intimacy you get.
[8/10/2017 1:38:04 AM] girl: im rolling my eyes
[8/10/2017 1:38:14 AM] girl: you can't even actually touch me, you dumb idiot loser
[8/10/2017 1:38:24 AM] aj: Doesn't stop you from being flustered.
[8/10/2017 1:38:47 AM] girl: i'm easily flustered
[8/10/2017 1:39:42 AM] aj: Point stands.
[8/10/2017 1:40:08 AM] girl: shut up idiot
[8/10/2017 1:41:14 AM] girl: im a sucker in general, doesn't mean anything
[8/10/2017 1:41:28 AM] aj: I'll believe you.
[8/10/2017 1:41:43 AM] girl: well, don't, i'm only half telling the truth
[8/10/2017 1:41:53 AM] aj: I know.
[8/10/2017 1:41:58 AM] aj: That's why I'm deciding to believe you.
[8/10/2017 1:42:04 AM] aj: Rather than, you know, being convinced.
[8/10/2017 1:42:16 AM] girl: 9___9
[8/10/2017 1:42:59 AM] girl: my eyes are rolling so far back into my head that i can see my brain
[8/10/2017 1:43:58 AM] aj: Anyways, good on you. Some people don't grow out of fears.
[8/10/2017 1:44:22 AM] girl: its annoying to be afraid
[8/10/2017 1:45:43 AM] girl: i feel restless and weird
[8/10/2017 1:46:01 AM] girl: and also like maybe one of these flowers is making my face itch
[8/10/2017 1:47:22 AM] aj: Heh
[8/10/2017 1:47:43 AM] girl: beauty is uncomfortable itchiness as they say
[8/10/2017 1:48:08 AM] girl: ari is looking at horrible deep sea fish and its like playing russian roulette every time he scrolls
[8/10/2017 1:48:14 AM] girl: like whats gonna pop up next
[8/10/2017 1:48:23 AM] girl: might be a big weird fish
[8/10/2017 1:48:25 AM] girl: might be actually a demon
[8/10/2017 1:52:29 AM] girl: kittys cat bunny is the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life
[8/10/2017 1:52:32 AM] girl: i'd literally die for her
[8/10/2017 1:53:03 AM] girl: also you never told me if it was your birthday or not yet you old man
[8/10/2017 1:53:14 AM] aj: Not yet.
[8/10/2017 1:53:57 AM] girl: when is it?
[8/10/2017 1:55:28 AM] aj: =P
[8/10/2017 1:55:34 AM] girl: eyeroll
[8/10/2017 1:56:19 AM] aj: My dad killed himself right near my birthday, so I really don't like talking about it.
[8/10/2017 1:56:37 AM] aj: I can't really think about one without the other.
[8/10/2017 1:57:04 AM] girl: that's horrible horrible
[8/10/2017 1:57:46 AM] girl: sorry, i didnt mean to make you think about something awful
[8/10/2017 1:58:22 AM] aj: It's okay. I just really don't think about it too much, generally.
[8/10/2017 2:00:05 AM] girl: pet pet
[8/10/2017 2:00:19 AM] girl: ill try and remember that
[8/10/2017 2:00:59 AM] girl: i took the flowers off my face and put them on my leg instead
[8/10/2017 2:02:21 AM] girl: its scary that deep sea things look really wrong when they get outside of the ocean
[8/10/2017 2:17:44 AM] girl: im thinking about you a little lately, but not too bigly. i feel really strange and restless and anxious in a way that is hard to explain, about a lot of things and im not sure quite what. just in the background i guess. maybe like im always waiting for the carpet to be pulled out from under me because a lot of times life is very bold and unafraid to disappoint me
[8/10/2017 2:18:47 AM] girl: i miss you a lot and annoyingly, and im relieved a lot when youre good. I hate that im so anxious and so chatty
[8/10/2017 4:00:53 AM] girl: you said something kind of cute and strange earlier
[8/10/2017 4:01:08 AM] girl: that i like to suffer, or something
[8/10/2017 4:01:24 AM] girl: but i think its less that i like it and more that it comforts me
[8/10/2017 4:02:45 AM] girl: i hope i didnt upset you much, but i think you probably just went to bed, but i worry worry anyway that youd be sad
[8/10/2017 6:00:13 AM] girl: hah
[8/10/2017 6:00:26 AM] girl: im such a self destructive loser
[8/10/2017 6:09:24 AM] girl: I feel like I'm just gonna fuck this up inevitably
[8/10/2017 6:09:41 AM] girl: ari i mean
[8/10/2017 6:11:40 AM] girl: I hate talking to fucking losers online and trying to make them fall in lpve with me or want to fuck me or both, i hate that i see aris friends that way, i hate that i cant detach my worth from being something fuckable and i feel so self destructive, like im okay right now but like im gonna fuck up so bad, and i love him, i love him so much, ive never had anyone be this good to me, ive never ever been so loved i dont think
[8/10/2017 6:14:15 AM] girl: so why am i like this? Why am i so intent on towing the line between whats appropriate with men and whats not? i dont even fucking like it. Im not talking about you either because i feel the way i do about you sickly and at least when i want you to love me or want to fuck me its partially because i have like a real emotional attachment to you. I dont fucking love it and its messed up of me and im sorry i make it so fucking obvious but at least with you or like hope its you or hope and like youre both
[8/10/2017 6:14:26 AM] girl: People I actually give a shit about
[8/10/2017 6:15:58 AM] girl: i hate it though. I hate when losers want to fuck me and i hTe when for a second or two i thought they were my friends or that they cared about me when i know better
[8/10/2017 6:16:09 AM | Removed 7:19:45 PM] girl: This message has been removed.
[8/10/2017 6:16:15 AM] girl: i just have a big headache hahaI sdont think im gonna sleep
[8/10/2017 6:20:44 AM] girl: Also sorry if you ever see the long strinf of messages i leave you and go "wow that's obnoxious" but i dont do it out of ignorance i just cant stop hahaha
[8/10/2017 6:20:54 AM] girl: Sorry
[8/10/2017 1:39:04 PM] girl: I'm such a fuuuucking loser but its chill. Helped ari pack and am suffering in bed of sleeplessness like a fool woman who has done wrong
[8/10/2017 6:59:31 PM | Removed 7:19:38 PM] girl: This message has been removed.
[8/10/2017 6:59:52 PM | Removed 7:19:32 PM] girl: This message has been removed.
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[8/11/2017 11:13:29 PM] aj: Interesting name change.
[8/11/2017 11:17:29 PM] girl: Thought it was charming of me
[8/11/2017 11:19:53 PM] girl: you have weirdly good timinf a lot of the time
[8/11/2017 11:24:27 PM] aj: I've always had that.
[8/11/2017 11:25:50 PM] girl: Youve messaged me twice in a row now like right after i was done dicking around for like two hours
[8/11/2017 11:27:11 PM] aj: Heh.
[8/11/2017 11:28:07 PM] girl: are you. well
[8/11/2017 11:28:30 PM] aj: I'm doing okay. I just felt like checking in on you.
[8/11/2017 11:28:47 PM] girl: im here and i'm Showered
[8/11/2017 11:30:26 PM] aj: /headpats
[8/11/2017 11:30:50 PM] girl: why headpats
[8/11/2017 11:30:59 PM] girl: bites
[8/11/2017 11:35:14 PM] aj: You have someone good for you. You're smart enough to recognize it. Everyone has self-worth tied up in strange things. I'm not really an exception.
[8/11/2017 11:36:36 PM] girl: yeah
[8/11/2017 11:38:19 PM] aj: So I guess about the only thing worth saying to you is that I've found all the bullshit, day-to-day stuff involved in keeping a relationship going is all really difficult for me. I like doing big things, but not all the little things along the way, which is actually what matters when it comes down to it. In your case, I think you're probably a more balanced person than I am. You care about little things in a way I can't really get in my headspace.
[8/11/2017 11:38:56 PM] aj: There's gonna be self-worth issues and all that shit. Validation from stupid men is sort of the junk food of self worth.
[8/11/2017 11:40:51 PM] girl: Sure is. It's pretty uh
[8/11/2017 11:40:55 PM] girl: Terrible
[8/11/2017 11:41:50 PM] aj: I think, for you, you've had so many relationships go entirely to shit that this worry you have is magnified. It's not a bad worry. It'll hopefully keep you open and looking at what you need to do to keep things good.
[8/11/2017 11:44:02 PM] girl: im just
[8/11/2017 11:47:16 PM] girl: it's so hard to shake the idea that if i self destruct first, then no one can catch me by surprise, and that being surprised hurts more than hurting yourself on purpose
[8/11/2017 11:50:40 PM] girl: i also just
[8/11/2017 11:51:46 PM] girl: don't really love myself for me, ever, even if i say i do or try to sometimes, i dont think
[8/11/2017 11:52:46 PM] girl: i think most of the time id rather die than be a burden even though i try not to think that way
[8/11/2017 11:53:50 PM] girl: why is doing small stuff difficult for you?
[8/11/2017 11:56:57 PM] girl: also sorry i sent you all that earlier, lol, it's, embarrassing, but, you're easier to talk to about it because you're not in my social circles
[8/11/2017 11:57:13 PM] girl: i also feel like you probably worry less than kitty would
[8/12/2017 12:09:28 AM] girl: im really out of it lmao but dwayne the rock johnson looks like afucking egg
[8/12/2017 12:09:30 AM] girl: on a body
[8/12/2017 12:35:53 AM] girl: also its my moms bday time to do My Drinking
[8/12/2017 12:38:26 AM] girl: japanese chins are the cutest fucking dogs,,,,, it makes me want to die
[8/12/2017 12:44:04 AM] girl: sorry for rambling so much lol im gonna snooze though i think
[8/12/2017 12:44:13 AM] girl: <3 bye
[8/12/2017 1:15:27 AM] aj: Sorry for the lapse. Skype was being an asshole, so I just finished up the rest of what I needed to do tonight.
[8/12/2017 1:16:57 AM] aj: Basically, you're engaging with a logic that everyone does. "Nobody can hurt me if I keep them away." or "If I care less than they do, then I can't be hurt by them." Self-sabotage gives you a sense of control over the bad things, at a huge expense.
[8/12/2017 1:17:28 AM] aj: I did that. I'm super, super good at that mindset.
[8/12/2017 1:17:44 AM] aj: I read something a while back, though, and it took a while to really let it sink in.
[8/12/2017 1:18:46 AM] aj: Being vulnerable is powerful. You're seeking to be invulnerable. You don't want to really be hurt by others. Not investing in them, and self-destructing means that you hurt yourself, but you know how that feels. It's familiar. Whereas, who knows how you'll handle other people hurting you, and you've been hurt a lot.
[8/12/2017 1:20:12 AM] aj: I hate being vulnerable, but it has allowed me to have friendships I wouldn't have otherwise. It has allowed me to fix some of the shit wrong with me. I'm not a perfect human being by any measure, but trying to be vulnerable lets me try things other people who self-sabotage more won't try, and has led me to seeking new opportunities.
[8/12/2017 1:21:47 AM] aj: and, it's especially difficult as a male. The last thing other guys expect when they ask me for advice is stuff like "Be vulnerable." because they equate vulnerability with being overly emotional or shit. It's a difficult line to walk.
[8/12/2017 1:21:50 AM] aj: Anyways.
[8/12/2017 1:23:17 AM] aj: Loving yourself is all about the little things, which is why I also struggle with it. Best advice I have in that arena is to pick one thing you hate about yourself and fix it. Sure, you might have fifty-billion things, but pick one, fix it. This means you have to pick something you can quantify.
[8/12/2017 1:23:48 AM] aj: and it doesn't matter what the fuck it is because literally fuck everyone else, this is about you fixing something you don't like, not about anything anyone else has to say.
[8/12/2017 1:27:18 AM] aj: and, doing all the small things is terribly hard for me because I'm terribly inconsistent.
[8/12/2017 1:27:41 AM] aj: Being consistent takes so much of my effort.
[8/12/2017 1:27:56 AM] aj: Anyways, have some more /headpats
[8/12/2017 1:28:57 AM] aj: I'm not worried about you because I think you know the answers you need, and have the ability to move in a direction to make them happen. Everything else is luck or fate or willpower or choice or something.
[8/12/2017 1:35:30 AM] girl: Oops im still on the floor
[8/12/2017 1:36:15 AM] girl: We were supposed to goooo to the apartment were moving into like probably before 1:30 but we forgot and now i am on the floor
[8/12/2017 1:37:01 AM] girl: I thinkbeing
[8/12/2017 1:37:42 AM] girl: Vulnerable is important. Too. But it's hard when everyone is so fucking prickly
[8/12/2017 1:39:54 AM] aj: Yeah, it is.
[8/12/2017 1:40:14 AM] girl: And its hard when im so weirdly into retraumatizing myself like some kind of idiot wwoudld
[8/12/2017 1:40:28 AM] girl: I hope i dont fall asleep on the floor
[8/12/2017 1:43:54 AM] girl: i hope i dont. fall asleep here. i will dislocate something im sure
[8/12/2017 1:44:07 AM] girl: but
[8/12/2017 1:44:10 AM] aj: Get off the floor and sleep somewhere better, stupid.
[8/12/2017 1:44:43 AM] girl: it's good to be tender and open and i try ot be but also its hard even when im doing my best to be good. sometimes i try to be tender and open and i accidentally just make myself be everyones mommy or whatever and its like wlel oops
[8/12/2017 1:45:01 AM] girl: somewhere better is like
[8/12/2017 1:45:03 AM] girl: two blocks over
[8/12/2017 1:45:14 AM] girl: and my fat little legs are struggling
[8/12/2017 1:45:40 AM] girl: i mean, my mattress is not in my home, and is in my New home
[8/12/2017 1:45:45 AM] aj: Make it happen anyways. Dummy.
[8/12/2017 1:45:50 AM] girl: you're the dummy
[8/12/2017 1:45:59 AM] aj: We can both be dummies.
[8/12/2017 1:46:03 AM] girl: no
[8/12/2017 1:46:07 AM] girl: i'm smart and fast
[8/12/2017 1:46:08 AM] girl: and strong
[8/12/2017 1:46:09 AM] girl: and tall
[8/12/2017 1:47:06 AM] aj: and a liar.
[8/12/2017 1:47:17 AM] girl: i would never ever lie once or even ever
[8/12/2017 1:48:23 AM] girl: boys are especially prickly, like you said. which is sad
[8/12/2017 1:48:42 AM] girl: being emotional is honestly healthy for your insides and your outsides and crying over chow chow videos will bring you inner peace
[8/12/2017 1:48:56 AM] aj: Heh.
[8/12/2017 1:49:06 AM] girl: it doesn't matter much. ifrogtet what im saying... i think just. just.
[8/12/2017 1:49:42 AM] girl: i wanna be good but i feel so destined to implode and i try so ahrd not to hurt myself or anybody else in the process but it creeps up on me weirdly
[8/12/2017 1:50:30 AM] aj: You're cute, and you're trying. That counts for stuff.
[8/12/2017 1:50:56 AM] girl: like a fat puppy with weak little legs who is too stupid to roll over but is doing her best
[8/12/2017 1:51:05 AM] aj: Pretty much.
[8/12/2017 1:51:14 AM] girl: ihope that is what you imagine
[8/12/2017 1:51:19 AM] girl: when you think of me
[8/12/2017 1:52:53 AM] girl: you dfont always say the right thing, but when you do it's often very very much the right thing, somehow, or maybe someone already told me the right thing too, but i just wanted to hear it in the way you say it. feels like a verbal headpat when you say the right thing. very
[8/12/2017 1:52:56 AM] girl: satisfying
[8/12/2017 1:54:21 AM] girl: like. looking at a neatly organized drawer. and nodding to yourself
[8/12/2017 1:54:28 AM] girl: and saying..hmm. that's right.
[8/12/2017 1:55:34 AM] aj: Thanks.
[8/12/2017 1:55:52 AM] girl: is that a real thanks
[8/12/2017 1:56:00 AM] girl: i would understand if it wasnt
[8/12/2017 1:56:58 AM] aj: There's gonna be stuff other people are better equipped to say or tell you. I'm glad that I'm not just entirely useless.
[8/12/2017 1:57:15 AM] girl: hah
[8/12/2017 1:57:37 AM] girl: you're not usually useless
[8/12/2017 1:58:03 AM] girl: i feel sad that so much is all weird and messed up between us
[8/12/2017 2:01:10 AM] girl: even beyond my many and varying problems with the Male Species i still like you a lot. i know you say i wouldn't ever realistically get along with you, or that i'd hate you, but i dont really think i hate you or that i would if things were different. i hate some thigns about how you talk or some thigns that you did but i also am a freak who treasures you a bit if im being honest with myself
[8/12/2017 2:01:34 AM] girl: im trying to say it without sounding stupid or caught up in the moment
[8/12/2017 2:01:47 AM] aj: I get you.
[8/12/2017 2:01:55 AM] girl: you do?
[8/12/2017 2:02:53 AM] aj: Sure. I still like you. I sometimes have moments where I realize I'm talking to you and I think about the history of things. I'm not really proud of any of it. Or happy with it. Both of us were vastly different, vastly unhappy human beings.
[8/12/2017 2:03:26 AM] aj: But, emotional bonds still happen in fucked up situations. There's science behind it, even. Anyways.
[8/12/2017 2:04:04 AM] aj: I have wondered how we'd interact without the fucked up past, and the truth is, we probably wouldn't? Or it wouldn't have the same emotional quality to it.
[8/12/2017 2:04:27 AM] aj: So the very thing that's fucked up is also the thing that is responsible for any deep connection or understanding.
[8/12/2017 2:08:32 AM] girl: i don't think you've ever been useless to me. i don't know. and yeah, that's true, idk, it's messed up and sad, but it's what happened. i guess i don't think we would really interact much either, but, like, then again, i don't think either of us would be anything at all like we are if not for. everything i guess. in general. not just the you and me parts.
[8/12/2017 2:08:49 AM] aj: Pretty much.
[8/12/2017 2:08:58 AM] aj: That's the same conclusion I reached, at least.
[8/12/2017 2:09:21 AM] girl: ive resigned to accepting for the time being that you're special to me and probably always will be no matter how fucked up it is of me to feel that way
[8/12/2017 2:10:36 AM] girl: stupid of me i guess but
[8/12/2017 2:12:49 AM] aj: It's accurate. At this point, too, you're not really in a position to rehab yourself so that it'd go away. Sorry about that.
[8/12/2017 2:14:15 AM] girl: Ccwhoops
[8/12/2017 2:14:24 AM] girl: That just my skype lgginh
[8/12/2017 2:14:47 AM] aj: I'm a shitty person, but a lot of people treasure me. I guess it's because only a few people know the depths. I also guess it's because the good parts tend to balance in the eyes of most. I've really stopped trying to figure it out.
[8/12/2017 2:14:56 AM] aj: I know how conceited that sounds.
[8/12/2017 2:16:16 AM] aj: I don't really know what I want out of life. I have a few things that I need to work towards. I'm mostly convinced that chasing material wealth Is a trap. Likewise, I think having knowledge just to flaunt it makes someone an insufferable prick.
[8/12/2017 2:16:53 AM] aj: So, mostly what I want to do is avoid becoming a person I hate.
[8/12/2017 2:18:02 AM] girl: I think I'm fine even if I'm a trauma freak
[8/12/2017 2:18:46 AM] aj: I want to be liked so that people won't think bad of me when I want to spend most of my time alone.
[8/12/2017 2:18:49 AM] aj: Which sounds backwards.
[8/12/2017 2:18:56 AM] aj: Being liked means not being alone.
[8/12/2017 2:19:54 AM] girl: I'm out ofit as fuvk but im reading and I keep wanting tosay that even if you didnt do it right and im messed up from it like i think
[8/12/2017 2:20:06 AM] girl: Something much more awful would have happened if you werent there
[8/12/2017 2:20:25 AM] girl: im messed up and I really i think like in my sick little body like
[8/12/2017 2:20:40 AM] girl: love you for it and for other thinsg im being messy
[8/12/2017 2:20:52 AM] girl: messy messy girl
[8/12/2017 2:22:03 AM] girl: but you don't have to feel horrible about it if it really hurts sometimes. Because at the end of the day i would have probably hqd a much mor e hoerible time
[8/12/2017 2:22:17 AM] girl: I gotta snooze
[8/12/2017 2:22:24 AM] aj: Heh.
[8/12/2017 2:22:38 AM] aj: That's the fourth time I've cried this year.
[8/12/2017 2:23:05 AM] girl: Dummy
[8/12/2017 2:23:06 AM] aj: I... try not to make a habit of it.
[8/12/2017 2:23:12 AM] girl: Take care od yoruself
[8/12/2017 2:23:19 AM] aj: Stupid. I'm going shortly. Yeah. I try.
[8/12/2017 2:24:06 AM] girl: Crying?
[8/12/2017 2:24:10 AM] aj: You're special to me. I've always felt bad I couldn't make things perfect for you.
[8/12/2017 2:24:36 AM] girl: CN yeah, me too
[8/12/2017 2:24:47 AM] girl: I am outaide so i will be gone
[8/12/2017 2:24:55 AM] girl: But rhank you
[8/12/2017 2:25:01 AM] aj: Bye. Sleep well.
[8/12/2017 2:49:23 AM] girl: Hope u feel special af rn bc i just Fucking hopped on2 my neighbors wifi to tell you goodnight bc i felt rude for saying "CRYING? WELL im outside now bye"
[8/12/2017 2:49:59 AM] girl: my ass hurts and i am suffering and doing crimes like STEALINF a good persons wifi
[8/12/2017 2:50:01 AM] girl: but
[8/12/2017 2:50:32 AM] girl: Goodnight
[8/12/2017 2:50:38 AM] girl: For actually this time
[8/12/2017 2:50:43 AM] girl: <3
[8/13/2017 9:28:26 PM] girl: lol....
[8/13/2017 9:28:27 PM] girl: um
[8/13/2017 9:28:31 PM] girl: next time you're around
[8/13/2017 9:28:41 PM] girl: you will be thrilled to hear about the new bullshit my family is pulling looooooollllll
[8/13/2017 9:28:47 PM] girl: they are REALLY cool
[8/13/2017 9:29:00 PM] girl: and i am honestly feeling very wrathful all of a sudden
[8/13/2017 9:29:11 PM] girl: like, very much so. i don't usually feel this way so i know they deserve it
[8/14/2017 2:02:21 AM] girl: also, thank you, for being sweet the other night
[8/14/2017 2:02:35 AM] aj: Sorry your family is a bunch of jerks.
[8/14/2017 2:02:45 AM] aj: and, it seems you're the one with good timing tonight
[8/14/2017 2:02:58 AM] girl: ok you weren't supposed yo pop up ouy of nowhere nlw im flustered
[8/14/2017 2:03:09 AM] girl: I said something GAY
[8/14/2017 2:03:32 AM] girl: But yeah loooool it was really cool
[8/14/2017 2:03:52 AM] aj: Fill me in.
[8/14/2017 2:06:17 AM] girl: so they were like trying to get me to like, take custody of my brother or something like a week ago out of no where, and were saying stuff abt how they "dont have room in the house" (because they decided to go for a fourth child, after my brother moved in) even though theyd been planning to fix up their basement for him anyqay (which was not that huge kf a project)
[8/14/2017 2:06:28 AM] girl: A few weeks j guess
[8/14/2017 2:06:41 AM] girl: And melissa my cousin left this whack ass voice mail
[8/14/2017 2:07:29 AM] girl: About how much She loves me and to Take My Time answering her calls when j told her id set up a time to talk with her (and then she never got back to me on a time sooooo)
[8/14/2017 2:07:45 AM] girl: And then like jake called me today
[8/14/2017 2:07:48 AM] girl: And was like
[8/14/2017 2:08:51 AM] girl: "So i guess melissa and casey asked if i was happy here and wherw i would live if i could, and my friends grandma up in Washington said shed be happy to take me, so now im gonna go there and live in Washington"
[8/14/2017 2:09:10 AM] girl: And like mind you they dont knoq thwse people, and didnt contact me at all
[8/14/2017 2:10:13 AM] girl: And i called them up like sooo ok guys what's happening lol whats up? You told me id be unfit to take care of my brother and that hed be better off staying in one placw for all four years and now ur just sending him to his friends house?
[8/14/2017 2:11:03 AM] girl: And they were like ohhh yeah we had all these good convos about whats best for jake with him and it was like ok. Rigjt. He didn't even know you guys wanted him out of the house til two days ago
[8/14/2017 2:11:05 AM] girl: So
[8/14/2017 2:11:34 AM] girl: And like not that his friends family isnt. Nice and not thaf i. Dont love them
[8/14/2017 2:12:12 AM] girl: But um kind of interesting that u had one convo with the grandma who i know hardly speaks a lick of english and decided he could live there
[8/14/2017 2:12:16 AM] girl: AND THEN
[8/14/2017 2:12:20 AM] girl: And fucking then
[8/14/2017 2:12:23 AM] girl: They were like
[8/14/2017 2:13:00 AM] girl: I asked of they wanted him in oregon for summers assuming theyd say yeah bc they dont seem to want my brother anyway lol
[8/14/2017 2:13:05 AM] girl: nd they were like no
[8/14/2017 2:13:28 AM] girl: And the creepy dad was like Yeah I dont let my kids go out of state without an adult dont feel comfortable
[8/14/2017 2:14:19 AM] girl: Like you cunt im his sister, you guys were strangers to him up until last fucking year, you dont want him, and ur sending him to live witg people who are complete strangers to you
[8/14/2017 2:14:40 AM] girl: Like DIE Already, literally kill yourselves
[8/14/2017 2:14:52 AM] girl: AND HES NOT YOUR KID YOU CREEP
[8/14/2017 2:16:27 AM] girl: so that was really cool and i chewed him out on the phone a little bit not enough to get me in trouble but i know he knwos im mad (´ ∀ ` *). Ugly Fucking Bitch. Ugly fucking come down stairs half nude n try to council me while im crying on the couch creep ass bitch. Ugly Ask a 19 year old who dont know u while ur alone in ur car if she sexually active ass bitcg
[8/14/2017 2:16:44 AM] girl: Keep a camera in ur living room to keep an eye on Ur Kids Ass Bitch
[8/14/2017 2:16:58 AM] girl: anyway the entirety of my extended family is dead to me
[8/14/2017 2:17:01 AM] girl: How are you
[8/14/2017 2:17:32 AM] aj: I'm doing okay. Reading all of that makes me wonder why more killings don't happen. Not to jinx your blood relations or suggest anything to you.
[8/14/2017 2:17:49 AM] aj: But that's exactly the sort of creepy that I wonder if it goes on a whole lot everywhere, you know?
[8/14/2017 2:18:00 AM] girl: Yeah
[8/14/2017 2:18:16 AM] aj: I also sort of just makes me wonder how many people have souls.
[8/14/2017 2:18:30 AM] aj: and I generally don't like fielding that question.
[8/14/2017 2:18:33 AM] aj: So yeah.
[8/14/2017 2:19:39 AM] girl: Theyre disgusting lol... they also seem to be mad at me for making sure my dads 70+ year old sister doesn't embezzle from my sister and brother n mes dumb fucking Dead Daddy Dollars and got melissas mom on my ass abt it lel
[8/14/2017 2:19:49 AM] girl: Beatles quote lady
[8/14/2017 2:19:53 AM] girl: Its a lot
[8/14/2017 2:20:10 AM] girl: Truly what i would call white devils
[8/14/2017 2:20:17 AM] aj: Heh
[8/14/2017 2:20:42 AM] aj: All the devils in my family died. But boy did they fuck everything up until the bitter end.
[8/14/2017 2:20:52 AM] girl: Poor baby
[8/14/2017 2:21:05 AM] aj: Nah, you have it worse.
[8/14/2017 2:21:22 AM] girl: You alwys seemed really stressed out about it
[8/14/2017 2:21:33 AM] girl: Death Nd money makes people act totally insane
[8/14/2017 2:21:39 AM] aj: Yeah.
[8/14/2017 2:21:47 AM] aj: My mom, sister, and I get along really well.
[8/14/2017 2:21:54 AM] aj: and since we're all that's left, we're good.
[8/14/2017 2:22:01 AM] girl: I'm really happy for you
[8/14/2017 2:22:31 AM] aj: But death and money are shit. There's no end to the fuckery that stupid and dishonest people won't get up to in the name of death money.
[8/14/2017 2:23:10 AM] girl: Me and my sister met last year and really started talking and I'm rly happy because its cool to have a sister and shes also 38 and still smoking hot so like that really bodes well for half of my genes
[8/14/2017 2:23:33 AM] girl: Yeah holy fucking shit
[8/14/2017 2:23:54 AM] girl: People are so disgusting about money and death and money
[8/14/2017 2:24:03 AM] girl: as im finding the fuck out
[8/14/2017 2:24:17 AM] aj: The thing that amazes me is...
[8/14/2017 2:24:29 AM] aj: This will sound particularly weird.
[8/14/2017 2:24:40 AM] aj: But, it amazes me how easy it is to die, and how fragile people are?
[8/14/2017 2:24:53 AM] aj: Like, we talk about how resilient people are and survive all sorts of crazy things?
[8/14/2017 2:25:14 AM] aj: Killing someone is fucking easy, from the standpoint of physics alone.
[8/14/2017 2:25:22 AM] aj: Not to be an edgelord about it, either.
[8/14/2017 2:25:43 AM] girl: Yeah. We're really complete nothings and people die from the flu and heat stroke all the time and biting someone elses flesh off is surprisingly not so hard
[8/14/2017 2:25:59 AM] girl: but also: modern medicine
[8/14/2017 2:26:05 AM] aj: Sure.
[8/14/2017 2:26:43 AM] aj: For a time, our family had to take care of my grandmother.
[8/14/2017 2:26:53 AM] aj: Who had Alzheimer's, and couldn't walk.
[8/14/2017 2:27:04 AM] aj: Full nine yards. Showers, diaper changing, feeding. Moving around.
[8/14/2017 2:27:06 AM] aj: All of it.
[8/14/2017 2:27:22 AM] aj: I have been in war, and this was more emotionally and physically exhausting.
[8/14/2017 2:27:51 AM] aj: I think part of it was that I really disliked her, which took an emotional toll, and that I already very quickly try to not feel if I sense emotion.
[8/14/2017 2:27:59 AM] aj: Anyways.
[8/14/2017 2:28:35 AM] aj: I say all of this because so many people are just cowards about it all. They believe they're invincible while wishing for death payouts for others.
[8/14/2017 2:28:44 AM] aj: They neither appreciate their own lives nor the lives of others.
[8/14/2017 2:29:57 AM] girl: I'm a coward who wishes death upon others sometimes, but im a libra with two dead parents, so i know who deserves it >:)
[8/14/2017 2:30:15 AM] aj: Leo/Virgo cusp.
[8/14/2017 2:30:34 AM] aj: Well, depends on the chart.
[8/14/2017 2:30:44 AM] aj: But it's close enough that I have both sides.
[8/14/2017 2:30:51 AM] girl: Fuckinf leos
[8/14/2017 2:30:54 AM] aj: and, you know, Gemini Ascendant.
[8/14/2017 2:31:00 AM] girl: thats cute
[8/14/2017 2:31:03 AM] aj: Pisces Moon, though. <3
[8/14/2017 2:31:40 AM] girl: Most boys i meet are extremely uninterested or pretend to be uninterested in astrology bc they're snotty and its fake
[8/14/2017 2:31:53 AM] girl: but whooo cares bitch im a fucking libra
[8/14/2017 2:32:01 AM] aj: I know my stuff because it makes tarot easier.
[8/14/2017 2:32:17 AM] aj: Though, I never do stuff for myself, and since I was about to move, I have no idea where the fuck my cards are.
[8/14/2017 2:32:21 AM] girl: thats so cute...
[8/14/2017 2:32:39 AM] aj: and, in my case, at least my rising sign makes a lot of sense.
[8/14/2017 2:33:20 AM] girl: i have doreen virtues guardian angel cards and i dont use them much but when i need randomized card picking to tell me something nice ill play withthem
[8/14/2017 2:33:36 AM] aj: Cute
[8/14/2017 2:33:42 AM] girl: theyre so pretty
[8/14/2017 2:34:46 AM] girl: i met a lady on the bus And at tge library who is obsessed with them and angels and told me all kinds of thinhs abt her relationship with angels and the earth and her name was sherry but her fucking um angel name she said was SHERIEL god i loved her
[8/14/2017 2:34:52 AM] girl: I LOVE crazy old people
[8/14/2017 2:35:26 AM] aj: Maaaaaaaaaaaan, on one hand that's cute and harmless
[8/14/2017 2:35:41 AM] aj: On the other hand, the angels in like, the Bible? THEY ARE SCARY AS SHIT
[8/14/2017 2:35:49 AM] aj: Whenever they appear to deliver a message
[8/14/2017 2:35:54 AM] aj: the first thing they have to say?
[8/14/2017 2:35:55 AM] aj: is like
[8/14/2017 2:35:59 AM] aj: "DO NOT BE AFRAID"
[8/14/2017 2:36:17 AM] aj: Because whomever the message is meant for is pissing themselves and on hands and knees like right fucking now
[8/14/2017 2:36:39 AM] girl: LOL i know its so nuts. She was too sweet and told me she asked god for an angel but he sent her a cougar chaser instead and she said thats not the angel i want god bit thank you
[8/14/2017 2:36:42 AM] aj: and hoping this crazy fiery being isn't about to unleash ten thousand levels of burny ancient godly wrath hurt on them
[8/14/2017 2:36:48 AM] girl: loool Youre so cute
[8/14/2017 2:37:08 AM] aj: I like a world where angels are scary as fuck.
[8/14/2017 2:37:19 AM] aj: It appeals to my personal aesthetics.
[8/14/2017 2:37:40 AM] girl: I always draw christian god as a cross between a big grub and a deformed big headed human baby
[8/14/2017 2:38:07 AM] girl: ari too. He loves to read the bible for Fun
[8/14/2017 2:38:17 AM] aj: White wings and tunics and harps and shitty daytime shows "I am an angel" stuff is fine for people who actually emotionally resonate with everything Hallmark has ever done.
[8/14/2017 2:38:42 AM] aj: But I want like, Scary ass angels that convey how utterly terrifying God is if God uses them as his messenger bitches.
[8/14/2017 2:39:16 AM] girl: pff
[8/14/2017 2:39:18 AM] aj: it makes God more than something we talk to when we fuck up and feel bad about it and if you totes bail us out of this one, we'll repent
[8/14/2017 2:39:43 AM] girl: i like to think of christian god as a pathetic worm
[8/14/2017 2:40:31 AM] girl: also, do you just like tarot for fun or are you a con artist?
[8/14/2017 2:40:43 AM] aj: I just don't really understand the difference between Old Testament God and New Testament God.
[8/14/2017 2:40:49 AM] aj: Fun.
[8/14/2017 2:40:59 AM] girl: Jew / not jew idk
[8/14/2017 2:41:07 AM] aj: I don't really need cards to con people.
[8/14/2017 2:41:12 AM] girl: Thats kind of cute
[8/14/2017 2:41:20 AM] girl: Well, its a good way to con people
[8/14/2017 2:41:22 AM] aj: I like the symbolism on them
[8/14/2017 2:41:27 AM] aj: For instance!
[8/14/2017 2:41:31 AM] aj: The Devil card.
[8/14/2017 2:41:37 AM] aj: I have a Rider-Waite deck.
[8/14/2017 2:41:56 AM] girl: im a virgo rising/capricorn moon which is honestly retarded i want to be a triple threat libra but whatever
[8/14/2017 2:42:09 AM] aj: https://gfx.tarot.com/images/site/decks/rider/full_size/15.jpg
[8/14/2017 2:42:24 AM] aj: So like, that thing. Everyone is like "Ooooh, Devil, scary"
[8/14/2017 2:42:30 AM] aj: I was looking at it one day and realized
[8/14/2017 2:42:36 AM] aj: The chains around the man and woman?
[8/14/2017 2:42:55 AM] aj: THE CHAINS AROUND THEIR NECKS ARE LOOSE ENOUGH FOR THEM TO SLIP THAT SHIT
[8/14/2017 2:42:59 AM] aj: See?
[8/14/2017 2:43:17 AM] aj: So like, the only reason they're stuck is because they're fucking stupid
[8/14/2017 2:43:56 AM] girl: The Devil is the cheese card crust punks get tattooed on them same w death
[8/14/2017 2:44:05 AM] aj: Right?
[8/14/2017 2:44:08 AM] girl: But ari rly likes it. Cheese ass bitch
[8/14/2017 2:44:24 AM] aj: Like, asshole, you wanna be edgy and metal, tattoo the four and ten of swords on you.
[8/14/2017 2:44:31 AM] aj: Or Hanged Man, or The Tower.
[8/14/2017 2:44:40 AM] aj: Death and The Devil are lame.
[8/14/2017 2:45:02 AM] girl: I designed an empress tattoo w me as the empress and my cats in the foreground ... I wanted strength originally buyuUuuUt idk...
[8/14/2017 2:45:16 AM] aj: Strength is weird.
[8/14/2017 2:45:30 AM] girl: strength / star / moon / sun / wmoress are mt favorite cards
[8/14/2017 2:45:37 AM] aj: One day I'll understand the symbolism better, but I don't get it right now.
[8/14/2017 2:46:18 AM] girl: The tower is scary. LOL.. i want lisa frank n sanrio cards
[8/14/2017 2:47:04 AM] aj: Magician, Emperor, Lovers, The World, High Priestess
[8/14/2017 2:47:19 AM] aj: Are the ones I particularly like.
[8/14/2017 2:47:29 AM] girl: cute... the fool too
[8/14/2017 2:48:02 AM] girl: I feel like this is the most casually we've spoken in years
[8/14/2017 2:48:27 AM] aj: I mean, this latest string of conversations has given me that feeling.
[8/14/2017 2:48:31 AM] aj: But yeah.
[8/14/2017 2:48:31 AM] girl: i feel happy about it. I hope it doesn't make me Bad to be
[8/14/2017 2:48:32 AM] aj: Agreed.
[8/14/2017 2:48:43 AM] aj: Nah. I'm happy with it.
[8/14/2017 2:48:54 AM] aj: I don't think it's bad. It's probably better than a lot of other options.
[8/14/2017 2:49:00 AM] girl: yeah
[8/14/2017 2:49:43 AM] girl: I'm sorry I'm kind of weird and bad. And complicated
[8/14/2017 2:50:57 AM] girl: I didnt think it still would or that it would matter
[8/14/2017 2:52:04 AM] girl: but I'm really happy that you seem so relaxed, or like, i feel less worried, or something. I didnt realize too much i was worried
[8/14/2017 2:52:28 AM] girl: but now that im less i know that i was
[8/14/2017 2:53:47 AM] aj: Mm, I've had to let go of a lot of things. I've had to be responsible for a lot of stuff, too. A lot of the hate and resentment I had on things in my own life just sort of burned out.
[8/14/2017 2:54:30 AM] aj: I realized that it doesn't take much for me to be happy with my life, and that made things pretty easy.
[8/14/2017 2:55:20 AM] aj: Deep down, I think that I'm still a baby on a lot of things.
[8/14/2017 2:55:34 AM] aj: I still bruise really easily.
[8/14/2017 2:56:03 AM] aj: I think that's just my fate, though, so it's easier to just deal with that aspect of things.
[8/14/2017 2:56:58 AM] girl: I think i can relate to that sort of, maybe not in the same way.
[8/14/2017 2:58:07 AM] girl: Losing both of my parents made me realize just how little excitement i want or need in my life, and how much i would love to be a simple farm girl with two goats a dog my cats and a little basket of raspberries
[8/14/2017 2:58:12 AM] girl: Chickens too
[8/14/2017 2:59:03 AM] girl: It really... idk
[8/14/2017 3:00:04 AM] girl: I'll probably always worry about you a little and theres all kinds of reasons for that, many of them being bc im a fucking crybaby freak with ablot of anxiety
[8/14/2017 3:00:44 AM] girl: but even though i said to myself many times that i shouldnt i dot think im unhappy that i talked to you as much as i did
[8/14/2017 3:01:32 AM] girl: it really eases me when you're around. i know its weird and crwzygirl of me
[8/14/2017 3:02:22 AM] aj: Loss puts a lot in perspective. We lost different things, but the refocusing and new perspectives are similar. I get you.
[8/14/2017 3:03:31 AM] aj: I'm relaxed around you, which is nice. It's also why I'll talk with you more often. For a long time I thought it was impossible to be relaxed around you, so this is a nice change.
[8/14/2017 3:03:57 AM] aj: I'll always worry about you, because you had a shit hand dealt to you, and because whatever else you are, you're real with me.
[8/14/2017 3:04:18 AM] aj: Even if it wasn't right, you gave something of yourself to me.
[8/14/2017 3:04:46 AM] aj: and so I feel responsible for some degree with how things go for you. Or at least concerned. It's complicated.
[8/14/2017 3:05:04 AM] girl: pats your face
[8/14/2017 3:05:42 AM] girl: I'm a hot fucking mess
[8/14/2017 3:06:52 AM] girl: I appreciate it
[8/14/2017 3:08:32 AM] girl: i kindof knew my dad was gonna die so i put aside everything i felt about how he had been unkind to me for a lot of mt life and tried to make things good and right. Its not all good and right and i still have a dead dad but im glad I fixed what i could and im glad we talked about things and im glad he didnt leave thinking i hated him
[8/14/2017 3:08:41 AM] girl: Its not the same with you
[8/14/2017 3:08:58 AM] girl: Because youre not an angry 68 year old man
[8/14/2017 3:09:14 AM] girl: and i dont want to kiss my dad like that and never have
[8/14/2017 3:09:21 AM] girl: but
[8/14/2017 3:10:06 AM] girl: i think because of who i am as A crybaby and as a Sad Traumatized girl im much happier this way than telling you to fuck off and never talking to you again
[8/14/2017 3:10:31 AM] aj: I can understand that.
[8/14/2017 3:11:01 AM] girl: Hashtag over sharing
[8/14/2017 3:11:18 AM] aj: In my case... mmm...
[8/14/2017 3:11:38 AM] aj: I've realized my emotional spectrum, and what impacts me and what doesn't
[8/14/2017 3:11:49 AM] aj: is usually vastly different from most people I've met or encounter.
[8/14/2017 3:12:07 AM] aj: Even being vulnerable, which still takes work.
[8/14/2017 3:12:49 AM] aj: Being aware of this difference makes me feel lonely sometimes.
[8/14/2017 3:13:11 AM] aj: So does being aware of how easily persuasion methods and other bullshit mental stuff work in shaping opinions of people.
[8/14/2017 3:13:41 AM] aj: I did too much reading and looking in to things that isolated me, in a lot of ways. I still have friends. I'm still able to be happy.
[8/14/2017 3:14:20 AM] aj: You were one of the last people I connected with, for better or worse, before my life got vastly more fucked up
[8/14/2017 3:14:35 AM] aj: and before I learned to put into words and theories all of my discomforts and loneliness.
[8/14/2017 3:14:57 AM] aj: You got a glimpse of that portion of me before I had it mapped out.
[8/14/2017 3:16:38 AM] aj: and because of that, you have access to a part of me I can't even give anymore.
[8/14/2017 3:18:40 AM] girl: I really missed you a lot. You were my favorite person on the planet for a really long time. Lol my fridge just started making noise and it made me scared
[8/14/2017 3:18:46 AM] girl: um
[8/14/2017 3:19:24 AM] girl: Idk. I know trauma bonding is real andthat im kind of fucked up and that all the healthy people in my life would look at me with judgement and worry
[8/14/2017 3:20:02 AM] girl: but i feel really so much better sometimes knowing youre alright and that i can still talk to you
[8/14/2017 3:20:10 AM] aj: The hardest truth I had to face was that all of my close bonds are trauma bonds. All of my past relationships. Family. Navy.
[8/14/2017 3:20:23 AM] aj: So, all of my conceptions of closeness are polluted with that.
[8/14/2017 3:21:44 AM] aj: In the case of you. I'm happy when things seem okay or looking good for you.
[8/14/2017 3:21:47 AM] aj: You deserve that.
[8/14/2017 3:23:06 AM] aj: I guess that's all there is to say, really.
[8/14/2017 3:23:20 AM] aj: I gave you something I can't give anymore.
[8/14/2017 3:23:31 AM] aj: I literally don't think that closeness is in me anymore.
[8/14/2017 3:23:40 AM] aj: I can't feel it.
[8/14/2017 3:25:59 AM] girl: I hope you end up okay and with people you love regardless, the only time i think I've Really understood at all the feeling of not being close to anyone was when i was like a suicidal hermit, so ive never really understood how functioning people can feel that way and it makes me worry
[8/14/2017 3:26:37 AM] girl: It's unfair that trauma when you're little makes you gravitate towards it later on
[8/14/2017 3:26:55 AM] girl: i wish that nothing sad or horrible ever happened to you
[8/14/2017 3:27:12 AM] aj: I would have managed to somehow be even more of an asshole if that were the case.
[8/14/2017 3:27:21 AM] aj: Or at least a lot less smart or wise.
[8/14/2017 3:27:26 AM] girl: Hah
[8/14/2017 3:27:39 AM] aj: So I can't say I resent my life.
[8/14/2017 3:27:47 AM] girl: Who cares about being smart or wise. I want to be a stupid girl on a farm forever
[8/14/2017 3:28:03 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 3:28:18 AM] girl: that makes me flustered
[8/14/2017 3:29:07 AM] aj: You know how dogs are wonderful?
[8/14/2017 3:29:16 AM] aj: They sit at your feet, and look at how you move?
[8/14/2017 3:29:31 AM] aj: Every last motion you make, they're paying attention, trying to discern your desires.
[8/14/2017 3:29:42 AM] aj: But they have fuzz for brains and they're goofy and cute
[8/14/2017 3:29:46 AM] aj: but they try.
[8/14/2017 3:29:52 AM] aj: But in the end, they're dogs.
[8/14/2017 3:30:17 AM] girl: I want to be a dog
[8/14/2017 3:30:33 AM] aj: I try to connect with people, but when I open up, some just get so impressed or fall under my spell or something.
[8/14/2017 3:30:55 AM] aj: and then it feels like that, and it's hard to connect and feel it is meaningful.
[8/14/2017 3:31:07 AM] aj: and this is with people that I feel like I could have a good closeness to.
[8/14/2017 3:31:44 AM] aj: I don't want to be pleased. I just want someone next to me. A human.
[8/14/2017 3:34:42 AM] girl: Maybe you have to be a dog too... but its hard to fawn over someone you dont feel fawnful for. I feel exceptionally loved and satisfied when people pay attention to my needs and remember things i like and say honest and nice things to me. So it's not very hard for me to feel like i love other people and am close to them, unless they are rude men, or woefully autistic in a way that clashes with my "ive been abused so my body deliberately makes it hardto tell if im uncomfortable unless youre looking for it"
[8/14/2017 3:35:08 AM] girl: I don't know...
[8/14/2017 3:35:58 AM] aj: Maybe. I'll figure something out.
[8/14/2017 3:36:06 AM] girl: it seems like telling people not to fawn you would just make them fawn you more, huh
[8/14/2017 3:36:15 AM] aj: Usually.
[8/14/2017 3:36:23 AM] aj: and saying it like that is rude.
[8/14/2017 3:37:43 AM] girl: i dont relate to whatyou said about dogs. When i look at a dog in the eyes and lay on the floor and get licked in the face i become a dog too. Love for a dog transcends this garbage body
[8/14/2017 3:38:01 AM] aj: I love actual dogs.
[8/14/2017 3:38:06 AM] aj: Because they're actual dogs.
[8/14/2017 3:38:26 AM] aj: But people who act that way, at best I already like them, and then it works okay.
[8/14/2017 3:39:33 AM] girl: I'm trying to figure out whats different from how you are charming and how i am charming
[8/14/2017 3:39:53 AM] girl: Because i feel like i know what you mean when you speak of dog people
[8/14/2017 3:40:15 AM] girl: but I don't know why i can love dog people some and you can't love dog people some
[8/14/2017 3:41:22 AM] girl: and i come with no shortage of charm, and it seems to me like you talk to me like ive learned to talk to other people, that is, you talk a lot about how you relate to things i say, which really seems to give folks a friendship boner
[8/14/2017 3:41:27 AM] girl: for whatever reason
[8/14/2017 3:41:38 AM] girl: But i dont know...
[8/14/2017 3:42:28 AM] aj: For me, it's like.
[8/14/2017 3:42:35 AM] aj: Maybe I'll pick a gesture
[8/14/2017 3:42:38 AM] aj: and do that gesture.
[8/14/2017 3:42:48 AM] aj: A week or two, and that person is also doing that gesture.
[8/14/2017 3:42:56 AM] aj: Same with verbal tics.
[8/14/2017 3:43:06 AM] aj: All little stuff. We all take from each other.
[8/14/2017 3:43:08 AM] aj: That's normal.
[8/14/2017 3:43:29 AM] aj: But, it's when people feel I can understand them. They ask advice, or my thoughts.
[8/14/2017 3:43:42 AM] aj: and nowadays, I'm careful to just answer the questions they want answered.
[8/14/2017 3:43:50 AM] aj: Rather than give opinions carte blanche
[8/14/2017 3:43:58 AM] aj: Because it's less likely to generate the dog-response.
[8/14/2017 3:45:05 AM] girl: Mmm... you seem to know what to say a lot of the times, in a way that is both not horrifically offensive or overly kiss ass-y
[8/14/2017 3:45:16 AM] aj: Mostly that.
[8/14/2017 3:45:54 AM] girl: Useful without being too blunt i think and kind without just giving me asspats. Lots of people give asspats and the internet will tell you most things you need to hear
[8/14/2017 3:46:01 AM] girl: you're special at it
[8/14/2017 3:46:23 AM] aj: For me, it's like... you know cracks or fault lines? If I talk with someone for a short while, I can get a feeling of where the faults and cracks they have are.
[8/14/2017 3:46:47 AM] aj: I had one person who was a friend of a friend just think not much of me
[8/14/2017 3:46:59 AM] aj: Until I just made a few very specific observations about him.
[8/14/2017 3:47:03 AM] aj: Deep-level stuff.
[8/14/2017 3:47:16 AM] aj: and he realized that not only was I observing the entire time, but that he couldn't read me.
[8/14/2017 3:47:31 AM] aj: Or that whatever faults I had, he couldn't generate leverage from.
[8/14/2017 3:47:42 AM] aj: He felt powerless.
[8/14/2017 3:50:06 AM] girl: Maybe dog like people want to understand you too? I don't know. It's flattering and uncomfortable all at once to be said something to like that... and also exciting a little i think. I think i can be a dog girl but it's kind of rare and I'm mostly a dog girl when i want to be adored and not when i want to connect or talk with people or be taken seriously
[8/14/2017 3:50:18 AM] girl: Hard to get in the heads of dog people...
[8/14/2017 3:50:59 AM] girl: Does he like you or hate you?
[8/14/2017 3:51:05 AM] aj: Both.
[8/14/2017 3:51:12 AM] girl: Hahahahahahahhaha
[8/14/2017 3:51:19 AM] aj: Lots of how I am, how I read people, how laid back I am. He likes that.
[8/14/2017 3:51:28 AM] aj: He hates that he's so vulnerable around me.
[8/14/2017 3:51:52 AM] aj: and that if I really felt like it, I could probably just say the right things that would crack him. Mental stuff.
[8/14/2017 3:51:59 AM] aj: Which is partially true.
[8/14/2017 3:52:09 AM] aj: and, he also hates that he can't do that back to me.
[8/14/2017 3:52:34 AM] girl: sounds like sexually tense gay erotica
[8/14/2017 3:52:42 AM] aj: lmao
[8/14/2017 3:53:00 AM] aj: Nah, I don't get that vibe off him.
[8/14/2017 3:53:03 AM] girl: I would know cause i read (past tense) lots of that stuff
[8/14/2017 3:53:43 AM] aj: But yeah, like, the biggest thing that makes it hard for me to be adored is that it's a lot of work.
[8/14/2017 3:53:56 AM] aj: I feel responsible to be the person that people who adore me think I am.
[8/14/2017 3:54:02 AM] aj: and that's a lot of bullshit to deal with.
[8/14/2017 3:56:57 AM] girl: You can say that stuff, you know. In private mostly. You dony even have to say it to anybodys face, but i think you really do have yo be vulnerable there to be closer. And you have to do it voluntarily, because people who think youre cool don't know you're just a different kind of lame. I don't do it often with real dog people i dony like, like weeaboos who think im their token jap or loser girls who want me to be their daddy (though i will be their friend just not their daddy), but most people i like are worth knocking myself down a couple of pegs for and showing my horrible soft insides to
[8/14/2017 3:57:12 AM] girl: I know your insides are less horrible and soft so your mileage may vary
[8/14/2017 3:57:42 AM] girl: I don't think it has to be a feelings festival either if you don't want it to be
[8/14/2017 3:57:47 AM] girl: but youre hard to read
[8/14/2017 3:58:04 AM] girl: and sometimes you just have to tell people exactly what you want a few times
[8/14/2017 3:58:28 AM] girl: I was very dog girl for you
[8/14/2017 3:58:45 AM] aj: See, but I was also dog for you.
[8/14/2017 3:58:51 AM] aj: I'm fine if it's mutual dog.
[8/14/2017 3:59:26 AM] girl: be dog for other people you like sometimes maybe
[8/14/2017 3:59:32 AM] girl: hah
[8/14/2017 3:59:44 AM] aj: Haven't felt it. So, yeah.
[8/14/2017 4:00:06 AM] girl: i wish i had known that you know, or that i was the kind of person to take advantage of it... should have been much brattier
[8/14/2017 4:00:35 AM] aj: See, even when I'm honest with my feelings, people think there's more.
[8/14/2017 4:00:41 AM] aj: Or that I'm complicated.
[8/14/2017 4:00:55 AM] aj: I am super simple.
[8/14/2017 4:01:00 AM] girl: i dont know what made me want to have friends again. I think i just faked it til i maked it. Idk what would work for you.
[8/14/2017 4:01:04 AM] girl: Not true
[8/14/2017 4:01:05 AM] aj: Which is probably why I am hard to figure out.
[8/14/2017 4:02:02 AM] girl: You're a lot less needy and outwardly selfish than most people which is honestly very complicated and doesnt make a lot of sense to me. Most people are much brattier including me
[8/14/2017 4:03:10 AM] girl: Maybe its not that you're complicated but that you make other people feel complicated?... like you're just weird and puzzling and strange
[8/14/2017 4:03:29 AM] girl: you're definitely not as impulsive as most people
[8/14/2017 4:04:35 AM] girl: Weird weird weird...
[8/14/2017 4:04:53 AM] aj: From my perspective, it feels like many people needlessly complicate their lives.
[8/14/2017 4:04:58 AM] aj: I might point out something small.
[8/14/2017 4:05:05 AM] aj: and they look at me like I'm an alien.
[8/14/2017 4:05:16 AM] aj: But then they think about it and figure there's something to what I said.
[8/14/2017 4:07:25 AM] aj: I remember one time I spent about a half hour talking about hummingbirds with a girl I had no interest in. But this was like, the first time she had had a talk with someone that wasn't stupid or just a conversation to get something from her.
[8/14/2017 4:08:00 AM] aj: She was just the first person I ran into that I sorta knew, and there were some cool hummingbirds where I was reading before I left that spot.
[8/14/2017 4:08:27 AM] aj: and for like, a solid two weeks, she puppy-dog followed me.
[8/14/2017 4:11:14 AM] girl: It's nice to talk like that I think... I don't know. Sometimes you come across as very selfless or very unconcerned with things that don't fucking matter. Caring about things that dont fucking matter is a very annoying and stressful quality a lot of people seem to have that you seldom exhibit
[8/14/2017 4:11:23 AM] girl: its refreshing i guess
[8/14/2017 4:11:35 AM] girl: im not sucking your dick when i say youre special
[8/14/2017 4:11:44 AM] aj: I know.
[8/14/2017 4:11:56 AM] aj: The sexual tension between us is different when you're being a tease.
[8/14/2017 4:12:09 AM] girl: dont point it out
[8/14/2017 4:12:15 AM] girl: that's embarrassing
[8/14/2017 4:12:45 AM] aj: Sometimes I like it. It's complicated. Anyways.
[8/14/2017 4:12:57 AM] girl: idiot
[8/14/2017 4:13:16 AM] aj: See?
[8/14/2017 4:13:20 AM] aj: It's that tension, right there.
[8/14/2017 4:13:40 AM] girl: Yes aj i know about it
[8/14/2017 4:14:03 AM] aj: I have the smuggest smirk I can manage.
[8/14/2017 4:14:12 AM] girl: Shut the fuck up oh my god
[8/14/2017 4:14:37 AM] aj: I appreciate your observations. I guess that's something I forget.
[8/14/2017 4:14:55 AM] aj: A lot of shit doesn't matter to me. Caring about it takes a lot of energy, and I'm lazy.
[8/14/2017 4:15:04 AM] aj: and besides, why bother? It leads nowhere.
[8/14/2017 4:15:14 AM] girl: It's still refreshing
[8/14/2017 4:15:53 AM] girl: I think a lot of people need someone who feels like things are ultimately going to be okay with everything and that nothing matters and that its okay to do what the fuck ever
[8/14/2017 4:18:08 AM] girl: I might be projecting a bit here or even just bragging but honestly people love me when i am very open and accepting of self serving and slothful behavior instead of lying and saying no one is self serving or slothful and i think people like that a lot because lots of people lie and pretend to be all sorts of fake things they arent and that it would be pointless to be
[8/14/2017 4:18:23 AM] girl: Not that it has much to do with the conversation you had with that girl
[8/14/2017 4:19:31 AM] girl: But you're relaxing and comforting sometimes in how much you seem pretty much fine with most things that you cant change
[8/14/2017 4:20:04 AM] girl: i know im making only half sense but I hope its enough to get across what im saying
[8/14/2017 4:20:11 AM] aj: I mean, I have lots of opinions on things, but like, I'm just one person. I know how temporary things are. I get you.
[8/14/2017 4:20:15 AM] girl: Its 420 dude
[8/14/2017 4:20:19 AM] aj: In your case, you're very accepting.
[8/14/2017 4:20:27 AM] girl: hits the bong
[8/14/2017 4:20:31 AM] aj: Enabling, probably.
[8/14/2017 4:20:39 AM] girl: Absolutely
[8/14/2017 4:20:42 AM] aj: But I think what people like is that you mean well.
[8/14/2017 4:20:58 AM] aj: Even if you're being a self-serving and spoiled princess about it.
[8/14/2017 4:21:03 AM] aj: You mean well.
[8/14/2017 4:21:08 AM] girl: im a total peace of shit and i encourage pos behavior in others
[8/14/2017 4:21:14 AM] girl: Yes i am a princess
[8/14/2017 4:21:21 AM] girl: Thank you for noticing
[8/14/2017 4:21:50 AM] aj: You act like I don't just playfully deny it because telling you I honestly think you're a princess would fluster you.
[8/14/2017 4:22:06 AM] aj: I do both of us favors.
[8/14/2017 4:22:25 AM] girl: It would not
[8/14/2017 4:22:39 AM] aj: Took you long enough.
[8/14/2017 4:22:47 AM] girl: Shut up?
[8/14/2017 4:22:53 AM] girl: Die?
[8/14/2017 4:22:58 AM] aj: Okay, princess~
[8/14/2017 4:23:05 AM] girl: OKAY
[8/14/2017 4:23:12 AM] girl: fair ENOUGH
[8/14/2017 4:24:10 AM] aj: I'm glad you're seeing how difficult my position is.
[8/14/2017 4:24:15 AM] girl: Fucking flirt
[8/14/2017 4:24:37 AM] aj: Just being honest.
[8/14/2017 4:24:42 AM] girl: right
[8/14/2017 4:26:01 AM] girl: You even did it just now, I mean, say something about how selfish and bratty i am but somehow make me not feel so bad about it at all because it doesnt feel like you care or think its horrible of me
[8/14/2017 4:26:12 AM] girl: i think most people cant pull that off
[8/14/2017 4:26:34 AM] girl: It's impressive i think
[8/14/2017 4:26:54 AM] aj: People overcomplicate simple shit, and then fail to recognize the actual complicated parts.
[8/14/2017 4:27:29 AM] aj: You love being spoiled. Even if it's bad for you. So you're accepting of others, even if they might need something stern said to them. You love how you want to be loved.
[8/14/2017 4:27:50 AM] aj: The important thing to focus on is that you do honestly care.
[8/14/2017 4:28:02 AM] aj: Nobody's an angel. You demand to be called princess, not angel.
[8/14/2017 4:28:10 AM] aj: and besides, angels are scary fucks.
[8/14/2017 4:28:42 AM] girl: Too many eyes
[8/14/2017 4:28:49 AM] aj: and really, with how stupid and judgemental-over-the-wrong-things people are
[8/14/2017 4:28:57 AM] aj: being overly accepting isn't so bad
[8/14/2017 4:29:22 AM] girl: I like talking to you like this when i hate myself less than i did a few years ago.
[8/14/2017 4:29:27 AM] girl: A lot
[8/14/2017 4:29:43 AM] girl: I'm still having a pretty good time but im so much less stressed out
[8/14/2017 4:30:08 AM] girl: I mean im always at a baseline of "at least a little stressed out"
[8/14/2017 4:30:33 AM] girl: but its so different on my end, and the same too, but different
[8/14/2017 4:31:28 AM] girl: I think being overly accepting is what makes me less afraid of people and more willing to help others and gets me into lots of situations where i sit down and talk to people and hear things i wouldnt hear if they were scared id judge them
[8/14/2017 4:32:20 AM] girl: I judge them anyway but not where they can hear me lol. Bc i think gossip is healthy and helps process things
[8/14/2017 4:33:55 AM] girl: And I think fighting people who are on your side is stupid
[8/14/2017 4:35:34 AM] aj: Hmm. Yeah, I can see that working, especially for you. I think people find you to be good to vent to.
[8/14/2017 4:35:47 AM] girl: I'm still probably dog girl for you but I'm not so scared of everything or that youll hate me for some stupid reason or anything . Makes me feel Happier
[8/14/2017 4:35:56 AM] aj: Even I feel comfortable sharing with you. History and tension notwithstanding.
[8/14/2017 4:36:13 AM] girl: Hahahahha
[8/14/2017 4:36:44 AM] girl: It's special to be shared with
[8/14/2017 4:37:02 AM] girl: Usually i try to treat it like treasures someone handed me
[8/14/2017 4:38:41 AM] girl: “They’re like baseball bats,” said David Gombas, vice president of the Center for Development of Research Policy and New Technologies at the National Food Processors Association (they could really use a shorter name). “But once [the carrots] go through the cooking process, they come out looking like the small young ones that you'd put into your soup.”
[8/14/2017 4:38:49 AM] girl: i clickbait
[8/14/2017 4:38:59 AM] girl: Enormous carrots
[8/14/2017 4:39:08 AM] girl: Like baseball bats he says
[8/14/2017 4:39:22 AM] aj: I didn't know you stayed flustered for so long.
[8/14/2017 4:41:18 AM] girl: shut up
[8/14/2017 4:41:26 AM] girl: what is yhat even supposed to mean
[8/14/2017 4:41:57 AM] girl: i hate you
[8/14/2017 4:42:10 AM] aj: Mhm.
[8/14/2017 4:42:18 AM] girl: dont fucking mhm me
[8/14/2017 4:42:33 AM] aj: I was agreeing with you.
[8/14/2017 4:42:39 AM] aj: You like when I do that, remember?
[8/14/2017 4:42:54 AM] girl: You're suhc a FUCKER
[8/14/2017 4:43:10 AM] girl: youre the worst. youre the absolute worst
[8/14/2017 4:43:19 AM] aj: Mhm.
[8/14/2017 4:43:32 AM] girl: How could you even fucking say im a tease when youre like THIS
[8/14/2017 4:43:50 AM] girl: like
[8/14/2017 4:44:01 AM] girl: Excuse you????
[8/14/2017 4:44:24 AM] aj: Did you want an answer?
[8/14/2017 4:44:32 AM] girl: Yes!!!
[8/14/2017 4:44:41 AM] aj: Because you are a tease.
[8/14/2017 4:44:51 AM] aj: That's how I can say it.
[8/14/2017 4:45:43 AM] girl: Okay well thats retarded of you and no im not
[8/14/2017 4:46:09 AM] girl: I like, hardly flirt, like honestly just a smallest bit, I'm honestly not nearly as bad as you
[8/14/2017 4:46:44 AM] girl: honestly im good and do good, honestly, i deserve awards for it
[8/14/2017 4:46:58 AM] aj: You sure do, princess.
[8/14/2017 4:47:45 AM] girl: Oh my god
[8/14/2017 4:47:51 AM] girl: Aj!!!
[8/14/2017 4:48:02 AM] aj: Hm?
[8/14/2017 4:48:09 AM] aj: What's wrong?
[8/14/2017 4:48:49 AM] girl: That's not funny!! You know i think you're you know fucking WHAT and its not nice to tease me even if i am cute
[8/14/2017 4:49:28 AM] girl: I do my best every day and i do NOT tease you
[8/14/2017 4:49:42 AM] girl: I'm Professional
[8/14/2017 4:49:55 AM] aj: Uh huh.
[8/14/2017 4:50:19 AM] girl: Oh my god
[8/14/2017 4:50:22 AM] aj: More seriously, I have to walk a lot of lines you don't.
[8/14/2017 4:50:54 AM] aj: and besides, you're having fun.
[8/14/2017 4:51:20 AM] girl: Of course i am, but that doesn't mean you're not mean and horrible
[8/14/2017 4:51:42 AM] aj: Me being mean and horrible was never in question. Of course I'm mean and horrible.
[8/14/2017 4:51:50 AM] aj: I thought we went over that.
[8/14/2017 4:51:50 AM] girl: like honestly if you don't think I'm struggling you truly are not paying any attention
[8/14/2017 4:52:21 AM] girl: i thought. I was doing. A good job
[8/14/2017 4:52:40 AM] aj: You were, which is why I gave you some things you like.
[8/14/2017 4:52:44 AM] aj: Like calling you Princess.
[8/14/2017 4:53:04 AM] aj: You're the one calling me a tease and stuff, and I feel so attacked.
[8/14/2017 4:53:30 AM] aj: You beg to be spoiled, and when I actually do it, I get this.
[8/14/2017 4:53:35 AM] girl: You are a fycking tease and you called me it first
[8/14/2017 4:53:42 AM] girl: I didnt beg for anything!
[8/14/2017 4:54:12 AM] aj: and, of course I did
[8/14/2017 4:54:18 AM] aj: Because you are one.
[8/14/2017 4:54:35 AM] aj: You're overcomplicating this.
[8/14/2017 4:54:36 AM] girl: How!!!
[8/14/2017 4:55:17 AM] girl: Excuse me I'm not good at simplifying my attraction to you
[8/14/2017 4:55:28 AM] girl: myyyy damnnn badddd 9____9
[8/14/2017 4:55:31 AM] aj: That's fair.
[8/14/2017 4:55:38 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 4:55:53 AM] girl: Don't headpat me
[8/14/2017 4:56:07 AM] aj: Just now, or never again?
[8/14/2017 4:56:07 AM] girl: you deserve scorn and cold shoulders
[8/14/2017 4:56:18 AM] girl: id be sad if you never did it again
[8/14/2017 4:56:22 AM] girl: so
[8/14/2017 4:56:33 AM] aj: Oh, okay then.
[8/14/2017 4:56:36 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 4:56:41 AM] aj: I don't want you to be sad.
[8/14/2017 4:57:05 AM] girl: and you made me say it
[8/14/2017 4:57:11 AM] girl: which is really rude
[8/14/2017 4:57:51 AM] girl: put, my elephant, back in the closet, where she belongs
[8/14/2017 4:58:57 AM] aj: See, I have to balance all sorts of different considerations.
[8/14/2017 4:59:06 AM] aj: Whenever I give you what you want.
[8/14/2017 4:59:21 AM] girl: What do you mean?
[8/14/2017 4:59:46 AM] aj: I can't spoil you without this sort of conversation happening.
[8/14/2017 4:59:55 AM] aj: But if I don't spoil you, you also get pouty.
[8/14/2017 5:00:05 AM] girl: I don't get pouty
[8/14/2017 5:00:37 AM] aj: At the very minimum, whenever you demand to be spoiled, and I don't
[8/14/2017 5:00:41 AM] aj: you then press for it more.
[8/14/2017 5:00:59 AM] girl: I wasn't doing that just now, was i?
[8/14/2017 5:01:35 AM] girl: also, it's my nature and I can't help that i need to be spoiled all the time
[8/14/2017 5:01:53 AM] girl: I'm a very rotten girl
[8/14/2017 5:02:36 AM] aj: I like how you shift from "I didn't ask for it this time" to "Even when I do ask for it, it's just my nature, don't judge me."
[8/14/2017 5:02:52 AM] aj: I don't mind you wanting to be spoiled a lot.
[8/14/2017 5:03:03 AM] aj: You do it in a cute way.
[8/14/2017 5:03:15 AM] girl: God
[8/14/2017 5:03:34 AM] girl: You're making me blush lol cool
[8/14/2017 5:04:12 AM] aj: Really, all that shift tells me is that you just constantly want to be spoiled.
[8/14/2017 5:04:15 AM] aj: Even when not asking for it.
[8/14/2017 5:04:18 AM] aj: Which means.
[8/14/2017 5:04:31 AM] aj: Where's the problem when I spoil you, even if you don't ask for it?
[8/14/2017 5:04:55 AM] girl: I guess there isn't a fuckening problem
[8/14/2017 5:05:11 AM] aj: See? I told you there was no problem.
[8/14/2017 5:05:11 AM] girl: But you can't spoil me just cause you pity me
[8/14/2017 5:06:00 AM] girl: I don't want to be spoiled if your heart doesn't think I'm cute and deserving of being spoiled
[8/14/2017 5:06:16 AM] aj: I think you're cute.
[8/14/2017 5:06:26 AM] aj: That's what you really wanted to know, wasn't it?
[8/14/2017 5:06:39 AM] aj: I could get away with an "I don't pity you"
[8/14/2017 5:06:47 AM] aj: But you really wanted to know if I thought you were cute
[8/14/2017 5:06:50 AM] aj: So, there.
[8/14/2017 5:07:10 AM] girl: You could, but I'll give you brownie points for the other thing
[8/14/2017 5:07:32 AM] girl: You're really ruthless
[8/14/2017 5:09:10 AM] girl: But I'm serious when i say I don't want you to spoil me if your hearts not in it, I'd be disappointed, but I'd rather feel disappointed than stupid for liking half assed spoilings so much
[8/14/2017 5:09:33 AM] girl: See? Im dog
[8/14/2017 5:09:55 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 5:10:38 AM] aj: These are top-tier spoilings.
[8/14/2017 5:10:45 AM] girl: Hah
[8/14/2017 5:10:50 AM] girl: Cute
[8/14/2017 5:11:22 AM] aj: So.
[8/14/2017 5:11:29 AM] aj: You have no reason to feel disappointment.
[8/14/2017 5:11:51 AM] girl: Ahhh, im such a sucker for you, you know that?
[8/14/2017 5:12:27 AM] aj: When you would continuously say you wish we didn't have a fucked up past because you wonder how we'd be like, I sort of got the hint.
[8/14/2017 5:12:47 AM] girl: Lol how embarrassing of me
[8/14/2017 5:14:18 AM] girl: On one hand im surprised how easily ive been suckered into feeling so smitten again but
[8/14/2017 5:14:44 AM] girl: on the other hand i know i just shove that one down as hard as i can most times which isn't very hard evidently
[8/14/2017 5:15:02 AM] girl: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess im just a little freak
[8/14/2017 5:15:12 AM] aj: Incidentally, you saying things like that is what makes you a tease.
[8/14/2017 5:15:25 AM] girl: It helps me not to implode
[8/14/2017 5:15:35 AM] aj: I get it
[8/14/2017 5:15:40 AM] girl: I could be doing worse
[8/14/2017 5:15:57 AM] girl: But I'm nicer than you most times
[8/14/2017 5:16:18 AM] aj: You seem to think that what you do doesn't have an impact on me.
[8/14/2017 5:16:31 AM] aj: I'm just better at not showing it.
[8/14/2017 5:16:46 AM] aj: You're just as bad as me.
[8/14/2017 5:16:55 AM] girl: I feel a little smug if thatsbyou admitting youre flustered
[8/14/2017 5:17:09 AM] girl: am not
[8/14/2017 5:17:19 AM] girl: I so am not as bad as you
[8/14/2017 5:17:20 AM] aj: Did I not tell you the dog thing was mutual?
[8/14/2017 5:17:23 AM] aj: I think I did.
[8/14/2017 5:17:38 AM] girl: Idiot
[8/14/2017 5:18:14 AM] girl: I'm really not good at hiding it, then, huh
[8/14/2017 5:18:24 AM] aj: Not at all.
[8/14/2017 5:18:39 AM] girl: Thats
[8/14/2017 5:18:42 AM] girl: Embarrassing
[8/14/2017 5:18:56 AM] aj: I try to not mention it or call you on it most times, for that reason.
[8/14/2017 5:19:05 AM] aj: That's what I mean by walking the lines I walk.
[8/14/2017 5:19:14 AM] girl: I know
[8/14/2017 5:19:24 AM] girl: I'm sorry i tease you, then
[8/14/2017 5:19:42 AM] aj: Did I ever say I hated it?
[8/14/2017 5:19:50 AM] girl: god
[8/14/2017 5:19:55 AM] girl: You're getting me like
[8/14/2017 5:20:00 AM] girl: Pretty fucking consistently
[8/14/2017 5:21:33 AM] girl: I really try and keep it under wraps, i promise, so
[8/14/2017 5:22:01 AM] girl: telling me stuff like you don't hate it is like
[8/14/2017 5:22:06 AM] girl: Severely tempting
[8/14/2017 5:22:20 AM] girl: I don't have as much self control as you
[8/14/2017 5:22:42 AM] girl: and im impulsive and gluttonous for attention, especially yours
[8/14/2017 5:23:23 AM] aj: I get you.
[8/14/2017 5:23:38 AM] aj: It's why, for the most part, I just pretend not to notice.
[8/14/2017 5:24:40 AM] girl: Do i do it a lot?
[8/14/2017 5:25:28 AM] aj: Hmm. So, while I might tease you consistently, I don't say the things that you do. The difference is that you get attention and some affection from me.
[8/14/2017 5:26:10 AM] aj: But when you tease, it's you flirting with ideas of an "us", you know? Or you're more overtly sexual.
[8/14/2017 5:27:01 AM] aj: Different in magnitude.
[8/14/2017 5:27:05 AM] girl: It's not to be mean, m sorry if it feels like it
[8/14/2017 5:27:14 AM] aj: I know you're not being mean.
[8/14/2017 5:27:19 AM] aj: I know it's a self control thing.
[8/14/2017 5:27:42 AM] girl: I genuinely have a hard time wrapping my head around not liking you the way i do and just figure ill die like this and itll be chill
[8/14/2017 5:28:05 AM] aj: I like being relaxed around you and talking with you.
[8/14/2017 5:28:34 AM] aj: When I tease, it's in fun and because I'm relaxed around you.
[8/14/2017 5:28:44 AM] aj: and also because you set yourself up for it, really.
[8/14/2017 5:28:53 AM] girl: Whoops
[8/14/2017 5:29:53 AM] girl: I've always had a really hard time letting people go and letting people go when i love/d them romantically.
[8/14/2017 5:30:17 AM] girl: And it kind of just is normal for me
[8/14/2017 5:30:37 AM] girl: But it makes me happy you feel comfortable
[8/14/2017 5:31:09 AM] girl: I'll probably be an Old Bitch and still think you're kind of hot
[8/14/2017 5:31:41 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 5:32:08 AM] aj: I don't mind it, but I view it as probably a healthier outlet than you repressing it.
[8/14/2017 5:32:25 AM] aj: and I can handle you doing what you do without you needing to worry that I'll lose self-control.
[8/14/2017 5:32:33 AM] girl: You think so?
[8/14/2017 5:32:51 AM] aj: Yes.
[8/14/2017 5:33:01 AM] girl: I try to be good anyway
[8/14/2017 5:33:08 AM] aj: I don't want to fuck your life up any more than I already have.
[8/14/2017 5:33:16 AM] aj: So, that's a very strong conviction.
[8/14/2017 5:33:50 AM] girl: Pats your faceb
[8/14/2017 5:34:12 AM] girl: I'm sorry I still feel this way
[8/14/2017 5:34:21 AM] girl: I'm like a little leech girl
[8/14/2017 5:34:34 AM] aj: You're not the only one in my life who does it?
[8/14/2017 5:34:40 AM] aj: and you're more honest than the other one.
[8/14/2017 5:34:58 AM] aj: The other one will bring up the past here or there, or throw <3 emotes seriously.
[8/14/2017 5:35:08 AM] aj: But would fucking deny it if I called her on it.
[8/14/2017 5:35:11 AM] aj: You're honest.
[8/14/2017 5:35:17 AM] aj: I can respect you.
[8/14/2017 5:35:24 AM] aj: You don't play games.
[8/14/2017 5:36:18 AM] girl: Not sure if that makes me a little jealous or just embarrassed for myself because i throw <3 emotes at you or concerned about my thoughts
[8/14/2017 5:36:38 AM] aj: You'll fess up when I call you on it.
[8/14/2017 5:36:43 AM] aj: That makes all the difference.
[8/14/2017 5:36:52 AM] girl: What's the point if you caught me?
[8/14/2017 5:36:53 AM] aj: I don't care how bad you are, so long as you own it.
[8/14/2017 5:37:03 AM] girl: Hahahaha
[8/14/2017 5:37:18 AM] girl: You sure you don't just pity me?
[8/14/2017 5:37:27 AM] girl: I really hate embarrassing myself
[8/14/2017 5:37:35 AM] aj: You're cute.
[8/14/2017 5:37:36 AM] girl: so im double checking
[8/14/2017 5:37:47 AM] aj: I like talking with you.
[8/14/2017 5:38:21 AM] girl: I like talking with you
[8/14/2017 5:38:39 AM] girl: You can't say stuff like you don't care how bad i am
[8/14/2017 5:38:51 AM] girl: this is pansy shit aj
[8/14/2017 5:38:57 AM] girl: I'm fucking terrible
[8/14/2017 5:39:08 AM] aj: Yeah, and when you annoy me, I'll tell you.
[8/14/2017 5:39:18 AM] aj: But then you stop being annoying and we're cool.
[8/14/2017 5:39:30 AM] aj: There's no need for me to hold some sort of grudge over it.
[8/14/2017 5:39:40 AM] girl: It would scald me to be called annoying
[8/14/2017 5:39:53 AM] girl: I probably would brood over it for weeks
[8/14/2017 5:40:37 AM] girl: But the threat of being called annoying has straightened me out. Locked that shit back up right Quick.
[8/14/2017 5:40:52 AM] aj: So, look. I've read stuff written by people who are Saints. I've read shit from terrible people. Everyone's human. Even on your best day, you are probably not as good as the saints, or as bad as those terrible people.
[8/14/2017 5:41:16 AM] aj: So no matter how bad you are, I don't care. It won't be something that registers with me.
[8/14/2017 5:41:23 AM] aj: Just so long as you know what you are.
[8/14/2017 5:41:31 AM] girl: Idiot
[8/14/2017 5:41:49 AM] aj: If you deny it and you're denying it because you've tricked yourself into thinking you're not capable of saint things or terrible things, then I dislike that.
[8/14/2017 5:42:03 AM] aj: If you deny it because it's embarrassing, I'll play along.
[8/14/2017 5:42:08 AM] aj: Most times.
[8/14/2017 5:42:14 AM] girl: Hahahaha
[8/14/2017 5:42:26 AM] aj: but I can spot the difference, usually.
[8/14/2017 5:42:32 AM] girl: you're kind, in a twisted sort of way
[8/14/2017 5:43:16 AM] girl: you manage to pluck out things about me I'm not always paying attention to
[8/14/2017 5:43:47 AM] girl: its neat to look at things like that even when I feel weirdly exposed
[8/14/2017 5:44:12 AM] aj: This is how I handle most everyone.
[8/14/2017 5:44:29 AM] aj: It's why people get spooked by me, but also why I get dog people a lot.
[8/14/2017 5:44:39 AM] girl: Woof woof
[8/14/2017 5:45:49 AM] girl: I just thought about that dream i had about you
[8/14/2017 5:46:10 AM] girl: where you worked in the back of some asian fusion restaurant as a cook or something
[8/14/2017 5:46:26 AM] girl: and one of my friends kept calling you a womans name
[8/14/2017 5:47:08 AM] aj: (It better have been a fucking A+ Cute name.)
[8/14/2017 5:47:14 AM] girl: Oh and aja drom rupauls drag race fucking blew you up!! Thats scary. Why did he do it...
[8/14/2017 5:47:17 AM] girl: Ashley lol
[8/14/2017 5:47:24 AM] aj: That's a slut name.
[8/14/2017 5:47:29 AM] aj: Fuck that dream.
[8/14/2017 5:47:33 AM] girl: cause youre a slut i guess
[8/14/2017 5:47:42 AM] girl: ;(
[8/14/2017 5:47:53 AM] aj: Yeah, but like
[8/14/2017 5:48:00 AM] aj: Ashley is the slut everyone knows is a slut.
[8/14/2017 5:48:06 AM] girl: "Yea but like" uh huh
[8/14/2017 5:48:08 AM] aj: Because of the name.
[8/14/2017 5:48:13 AM] girl: Uh huh
[8/14/2017 5:48:17 AM] girl: right
[8/14/2017 5:48:26 AM] aj: My replies don't work on me like they do on you.
[8/14/2017 5:48:53 AM] aj: I'll be merciless with you, I'm warning you.
[8/14/2017 5:48:54 AM] girl: You got blown up by a drag queen who was eliminated in the second episode and youre worried about your dumb name
[8/14/2017 5:49:03 AM] girl: oh no
[8/14/2017 5:49:04 AM] aj: Of course I am.
[8/14/2017 5:49:10 AM] aj: The rest is stupid.
[8/14/2017 5:49:12 AM] girl: He's going to be merciless with me
[8/14/2017 5:49:23 AM] aj: Bark for me, Princess.
[8/14/2017 5:49:37 AM] girl: OKAY DAMN OKA
[8/14/2017 5:50:10 AM] girl: OKAY! Lol! Thats chill. Haha. Fuck. Okay
[8/14/2017 5:50:24 AM] aj: I'm glad we understand each other, now.
[8/14/2017 5:50:36 AM] girl: ........
[8/14/2017 5:51:05 AM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *)
[8/14/2017 5:51:09 AM] girl: You know
[8/14/2017 5:51:14 AM] girl: I'm not that petty
[8/14/2017 5:51:38 AM] girl: You can have it aj. You. Can fucken. Have it. I Mmm not gonna stoop to your level.
[8/14/2017 5:51:43 AM] girl: probably
[8/14/2017 5:52:29 AM] aj: Honestly, I think it's more that you're worried your best won't work on me, but sure. We can go with this story.
[8/14/2017 5:52:38 AM] girl: Lol
[8/14/2017 5:52:46 AM] girl: Is that what yoy think
[8/14/2017 5:52:54 AM] girl: Is that really what you think
[8/14/2017 5:52:57 AM] aj: I said it.
[8/14/2017 5:53:04 AM] girl: Thats really. Really. Cute! Thats really cute
[8/14/2017 5:53:09 AM] girl: Thats hilarious
[8/14/2017 5:53:38 AM] girl: The devil is tempting me and I'm holding my head up high and saying no, satan, I'm not gonna play your games today
[8/14/2017 5:53:52 AM] girl: But, good god, almighty
[8/14/2017 5:54:03 AM] girl: I am being tempted and tested
[8/14/2017 5:54:41 AM] aj: That's a lot of lines for a narrative we both know doesn't hold up.
[8/14/2017 5:54:44 AM] aj: But, again, sure.
[8/14/2017 5:55:02 AM] girl: :)))))
[8/14/2017 5:55:24 AM] girl: Don't push it boy
[8/14/2017 5:55:56 AM] aj: I'm still waiting on that "woof".
[8/14/2017 5:56:17 AM] girl: Youre a demon
[8/14/2017 5:56:35 AM] aj: You should be happy about that. It means I play by a set of rules.
[8/14/2017 5:57:47 AM] girl: Do you have any idea how attracted to you i am? Do you have any clue even at all? I like honestly am so good and its so fucking mean to play into shit you remember i fucking like like fuck off thats so mean holy shit like
[8/14/2017 5:57:54 AM] girl: Thats downright cruel
[8/14/2017 5:58:02 AM] girl: And you know what!!!
[8/14/2017 5:58:36 AM] girl: I'm probably going to get off to it later. :))). So there.
[8/14/2017 5:58:48 AM] aj: I was hoping the next line was "woof".
[8/14/2017 5:58:54 AM] girl: (((:. You have thrown me into hell.
[8/14/2017 5:58:55 AM] aj: That would have been great.
[8/14/2017 5:59:05 AM] aj: You missed out on like, the best stinger to that.
[8/14/2017 5:59:22 AM] girl: :))).
[8/14/2017 5:59:32 AM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 5:59:44 AM] girl: Eat shit, and die
[8/14/2017 6:00:08 AM] aj: See, you never can just let things go
[8/14/2017 6:00:19 AM] aj: That's your problem.
[8/14/2017 6:00:26 AM] aj: Because you do that, and then I have to escalate.
[8/14/2017 6:00:33 AM] girl: Right
[8/14/2017 6:00:43 AM] girl: My fault
[8/14/2017 6:01:14 AM] girl: You told me to Bark for you
[8/14/2017 6:01:28 AM] aj: I warned you.
[8/14/2017 6:01:34 AM] aj: Beforehand.
[8/14/2017 6:01:46 AM] girl: it was cruel of you
[8/14/2017 6:02:00 AM] aj: You should take my warnings, then.
[8/14/2017 6:03:42 AM] girl: Nope. Just gonna keep adding to me repertoire of Erotic Jack Off Fodder. Thats on you babe. Honestly? Thats your fault. You told me to fucking bark for you and im just gonna take that one
[8/14/2017 6:03:54 AM] girl: Like its mine now, sorry.
[8/14/2017 6:03:58 AM] aj: Cool.
[8/14/2017 6:04:19 AM] girl: 🙄
[8/14/2017 6:04:23 AM] aj: It's sort of incomplete.
[8/14/2017 6:04:31 AM] girl: WOOF
[8/14/2017 6:04:34 AM] aj: I'm gonna get some sleep shortly, so I'll give you a little more.
[8/14/2017 6:05:24 AM] aj: So, don't get off to it later unless you put a collar or choker on your neck. Close your eyes and imagine the palm of my hand on top of your head. You'll get all the affection you want while you're barking and whimpering.
[8/14/2017 6:05:40 AM] aj: <3
[8/14/2017 6:05:41 AM] girl: Holy fucking shit
[8/14/2017 6:05:53 AM] girl: Literally die
[8/14/2017 6:06:01 AM] aj: Oh, and...
[8/14/2017 6:06:14 AM] aj: Wherever you go, let my voice follow you.
[8/14/2017 6:06:19 AM] aj: There.
[8/14/2017 6:06:33 AM] girl: I'm
[8/14/2017 6:06:39 AM] girl: Gonna
[8/14/2017 6:06:44 AM] girl: Die now
[8/14/2017 6:06:54 AM] girl: You fucking idiot
[8/14/2017 6:07:09 AM] aj: Ah, but all of that makes this so much more meaningful
[8/14/2017 6:07:14 AM] aj: /lots of headpats
[8/14/2017 6:07:18 AM] aj: :3
[8/14/2017 6:07:31 AM] girl: HhahahaH
[8/14/2017 6:07:41 AM] girl: Fuck you
[8/14/2017 6:08:40 AM] aj: Mm, well, it's time for me to get some rest.
[8/14/2017 6:09:14 AM] aj: I'm sure you're furiously worked up, furiously blushing, and probably just furious.
[8/14/2017 6:09:20 AM] aj: Goodnight
[8/14/2017 6:09:23 AM] aj: ~
[8/14/2017 6:13:00 AM] girl: Goodnight you idiot
[8/14/2017 6:13:25 AM] girl: And you're right! Hope you feel great about it!
[8/14/2017 4:44:51 PM] girl: Idiot
[8/14/2017 4:44:58 PM] girl: idiot idiot idiot
[8/14/2017 6:06:55 PM] aj: Hmm?
[8/14/2017 6:07:33 PM] girl: Dont hmm me like you dont know
[8/14/2017 6:08:52 PM] aj: Hah, fair enough.
[8/14/2017 6:08:55 PM] aj: I'm glad it was good.
[8/14/2017 6:09:32 PM] girl: Okay, i never said that
[8/14/2017 6:09:44 PM] aj: No, you didn't.
[8/14/2017 6:09:51 PM] aj: Here's your chance to deny it.
[8/14/2017 6:10:35 PM] girl: 🙄
[8/14/2017 6:11:26 PM] aj: That shows up as a box, for me.
[8/14/2017 6:11:53 PM] aj: One of those that implies I don't have the right fonts or something.
[8/14/2017 6:11:57 PM] girl: Its the eyeroll emoji
[8/14/2017 6:11:57 PM] aj: Anyways.
[8/14/2017 6:12:47 PM] girl: You're like
[8/14/2017 6:13:23 PM] girl: It shouldn't be so easy for you to push my buttons like that idiot
[8/14/2017 6:13:46 PM] aj: Do you believe me when I tell you I've gotten better at pushing buttons in general, now?
[8/14/2017 6:16:42 PM] girl: Probably
[8/14/2017 6:17:18 PM] aj: Good answer.
[8/14/2017 6:18:22 PM] girl: I just hope it wasn't to really condescend me or pity me, even though I didn't dislike you beinh a flirt
[8/14/2017 6:18:31 PM] girl: You fuckinhg flirt
[8/14/2017 6:18:42 PM] aj: I'm going to say this one more time.
[8/14/2017 6:18:57 PM] girl: I know
[8/14/2017 6:19:05 PM] girl: I just worry
[8/14/2017 6:19:24 PM] aj: I like you. I like flirting with you. I think you're cute. I have always thought you act cute, even when you sometimes go really creepy or strange.
[8/14/2017 6:20:26 PM] aj: Just like you, I have to deal with fucked up feelings. But that's them.
[8/14/2017 6:21:57 PM] aj: I think doing things out of pity is a shit reason to do things.
[8/14/2017 6:22:08 PM] aj: and I don't really have too much pity.
[8/14/2017 6:22:16 PM] aj: I am more likely to pity-fuck than pity-flirt.
[8/14/2017 6:22:43 PM] girl: Hahaha.
[8/14/2017 6:23:47 PM] girl: I just get scared that im crumbling weirdly in front of you and that its a mess and that you dont feel messy at all too, causr I really hate making an ass of myself
[8/14/2017 6:24:32 PM] girl: But I've almost always really liked you and when I haven't I've still felt pretty crazy about you
[8/14/2017 6:25:04 PM] girl: Sorry im a creep too sometimes hahahaha
[8/14/2017 6:25:16 PM] aj: Being honest with it is easier. I just tend not to say it. Being honest usually makes me not be crumbly about it.
[8/14/2017 6:25:18 PM] aj: It
[8/14/2017 6:25:29 PM] aj: It's weird and nobody I know would understand or approve.
[8/14/2017 6:25:52 PM] aj: But that's just how it is.
[8/14/2017 6:25:57 PM] aj: Best to be honest with it.
[8/14/2017 6:26:07 PM] aj: Being honest with it means I can better handle it.
[8/14/2017 6:26:08 PM] girl: Hah
[8/14/2017 6:26:35 PM] girl: You're cute sometimes
[8/14/2017 6:26:56 PM] girl: I woke up really late cause I talked to you so long
[8/14/2017 6:28:06 PM] girl: I'm not quite as pathetic for you as i used to be but I'm still a dog girl it seems
[8/14/2017 6:28:33 PM] aj: I wasn't exactly giving you an easy time of it.
[8/14/2017 6:28:37 PM] aj: For what it's worth.
[8/14/2017 6:28:42 PM] aj: Don't think too badly of yourself.
[8/14/2017 6:28:48 PM] girl: I don't mind so much. I guess cause I'm not surprised.
[8/14/2017 6:28:57 PM] girl: Hahahaha
[8/14/2017 6:29:33 PM] girl: That's not all you. I think about you that way more often than is appropriate or excusable
[8/14/2017 6:29:48 PM] aj: I know.
[8/14/2017 6:29:58 PM] aj: Mostly because you tell me so.
[8/14/2017 6:30:00 PM] girl: You do?
[8/14/2017 6:30:13 PM] aj: I know I might seem disinterested?
[8/14/2017 6:30:19 PM] girl: Oh
[8/14/2017 6:30:21 PM] aj: But I try to remember stuff.
[8/14/2017 6:30:39 PM] aj: and I notice what things you talk about.
[8/14/2017 6:30:46 PM] aj: and what interrupts you.
[8/14/2017 6:31:09 PM] aj: and there's been no shortage of you yelling at me, which you'd only do if you were frustrated and thinking about me.
[8/14/2017 6:31:37 PM] aj: If I was on your mind, you'd put some of the blame on me, and after blaming me, it's fine to yell at me.
[8/14/2017 6:31:45 PM] aj: If you couldn't blame me, you wouldn't yell at me.
[8/14/2017 6:31:49 PM] aj: You're not like that.
[8/14/2017 6:31:57 PM] aj: Even if the blame is flimsy, it has to be there.
[8/14/2017 6:32:41 PM] aj: So all it comes down to is noticing.
[8/14/2017 6:33:28 PM] aj: You do it in clusters, which usually lines up when other things are going bad for you and so, since I'm still a dirty habit, I pop out more then.
[8/14/2017 6:33:44 PM] girl: M sorry about that
[8/14/2017 6:33:59 PM] aj: It is what it is.
[8/14/2017 6:34:21 PM] aj: I don't care if you're bad, so long as you're honest about it.
[8/14/2017 6:34:35 PM] girl: I don't totally understand all your observations of me, maybe mostly cause my memory is sorta bad and I don't really think about the things i do
[8/14/2017 6:34:59 PM] girl: But I still think I don't like that ive hurt you
[8/14/2017 6:35:44 PM] girl: Ultimately I'm selfish and would probably do it anyway if I really wanted something but... i said before its not nice to scapegoat and I shouldn't
[8/14/2017 6:36:07 PM] aj: If I get sick of it, I disappear.
[8/14/2017 6:36:11 PM] aj: So it works out.
[8/14/2017 6:36:43 PM] girl: I hope you're not sick of other stuff i do, but I understand if you are
[8/14/2017 6:36:58 PM] aj: You have nothing to worry about right now.
[8/14/2017 6:37:05 PM] girl: I still don't like it
[8/14/2017 6:37:15 PM] aj: /headpats
[8/14/2017 6:37:20 PM] aj: We all carry some guilt.
[8/14/2017 6:37:23 PM] aj: I'm not angry at you.
[8/14/2017 6:37:35 PM] aj: If you still dislike what happened, don't do it again.
[8/14/2017 6:37:52 PM] girl: I'll try
[8/14/2017 6:39:18 PM] girl: I don't like feeling so at your mercy but I know I don't feel right holding something over you in a cruel way
[8/14/2017 6:39:42 PM] girl: Or making excuses to be angry with you when they aren't real reasons
[8/14/2017 6:39:51 PM] aj: We both have the capability to hurt the other person.
[8/14/2017 6:39:55 PM] aj: and to be good to the other person.
[8/14/2017 6:40:32 PM] girl: Is it stockholmy or just desperate of me if I want to be good to you?
[8/14/2017 6:40:49 PM] aj: Maybe you're just a good person?
[8/14/2017 6:41:13 PM] aj: Even if you describe it correctly, assuming a correct answer exists, it won't be less confusing.
[8/14/2017 6:41:24 PM] girl: Hahahaha
[8/14/2017 6:41:30 PM] girl: You're probably right
[8/14/2017 6:41:48 PM] aj: Anyways, I need to go.
[8/14/2017 6:41:57 PM] aj: Take it easy
[8/14/2017 6:42:07 PM] girl: Where to?
[8/14/2017 6:42:12 PM] girl: You too, dummy
[8/14/2017 6:42:22 PM] aj: A friend's
[8/14/2017 6:42:34 PM] girl: Have fun~
[8/14/2017 6:42:34 PM] aj: We made plans. So I'm headed over to his.
[8/14/2017 6:42:38 PM] aj: Yep
[8/14/2017 6:42:53 PM] girl: <3
[8/14/2017 9:14:39 PM] girl: I've always found you pretty unbearably darling
[8/14/2017 9:15:28 PM] girl: I slept most of my day away and went on a little night walk
[8/14/2017 9:27:26 PM] girl: I'm scared of being left alone and I'm scared of messing up, but I still feel so much more right when I have you around, and I hate that it'll never be in an all the way healthy or normal way.
[8/14/2017 9:28:28 PM] girl: It's not a big deal ultimately I guess. I forget what I'm saying...
[8/14/2017 9:30:07 PM] girl: I'm scared I'm not special to you though I know you tell me otherwise almost all the time. I like when you spoil me, I like when you pay attention to me, I like when you comfort me. I like to hear about your day and I like when you tell me about yours
[8/14/2017 9:30:51 PM] girl: Thanks for paying attention to me and calling me cute when i make it obvious that i want to be called cute
[8/14/2017 9:31:20 PM] girl: (´ ∀ ` *) Im happy right now, even though im an unforgivable fuck up
[8/15/2017 2:21:41 AM] girl: I HATE sativa so much lol...
[8/15/2017 1:07:26 PM] girl: 2 damn hot
[8/15/2017 10:46:32 PM] girl: Sorry for always messaging yoy i think its fun and im a little you knowWHAT
[8/15/2017 11:41:21 PM] girl: in other news, todayi put a bunch of hydrangeas in my hair after meticulpously checking them for bugs and then touched a big leaf and a giant fucking carpenter ant fell off and bit me really hard!!
[8/15/2017 11:57:13 PM] girl: it was rly cool and i didnt cry (*・∀-)☆
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