BG3 Women as Chappell Roan Songs
Just going off of The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess
Shadowheart: After Midnight
Minthara: Femininomenon
Karlach: Pre-upgrade - Picture You, Post-upgrade - HOT TO GO!
Lae'zel: Red Wine Supernova
Nocturne: Kaleidoscope
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Not to be a lesbian, but making fun of cringe culture by posting on your *tumblr* about it is in fact cringe
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Any statement that includes the words “[literally any song on Speak Now] is overrated” is patently false by virtue of Speak Now being criminally underrated as a whole.
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Fagin and Captain Grimm are the Kronks on Jack’s shoulders.
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calling George Harrison’s marriage to Pattie Boyd compulsory heterosexuality
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Tears of the Kingdom is to the WGA strike as Animal Crossing was to COVID
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“drarry and jegulus are the same-“
no. drarry and jamevan are the same.
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Been watching One Piece all weekend and it's a live-action version of a shonen manga so it's literally all about Finding Your Dream and Being Free with your Found Family, so I've decided Guillermo secretly binged it sometime between s5 and s6 while still fully wearing the depression beard
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i've also decided when emma falls in love is also about elain
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…does Daddy Rhys have a lactation kink?
sorry. goodbye. sorry.
You know, I mulled over this for a while because I'm personally not too into it... but I don't think there's a single thing about Feyre's pregnant body that Rhys wouldn't enjoy. it's confirmed that he's a tits man, so I think as long as Feyre is into it, he's happy to do anything to please her.
I also think it could be really intimate. Like—Feyre sat in his lap, slowly grinding against his cock. He's so gentle with her now that she's carrying their babe, so he let's Feyre go at her own pace as he lovingly rubs his thumb against her clit, listening to the way she moans and cries for him. Nights like this are all about her pleasure, one of his many little way of thanking her for carrying his child. Rhys ducks his head into her chest and starts biting and sucking gently at her nipples. They're so sensitive now that she's pregnant, and Feyre's moans elevate to a keening that has Rhys sucking just a bit harder, if only to illicit that noise again. And when a bit of her milk bursts onto his tongue, he swears it's the sweetest thing he's ever tasted (which prior to this moment, he swore was her cunt). He groans, obsessed with this new evidence that her body is preparing to sustain their child. He can feel Feyre tightening around his cock, and isn't surprised when she threads her fingers into his hair and pulls him closer.
He of course teases her down the bond. You're dripping for me everywhere now, darling?
But Feyre is so lost to the pleasure of his tongue and his fingers and his cock that she has no answer. She just yanks harder on his hair, a silent demand. And Rhys, not minding the taste, wouldn't deny his beautiful, pregnant wife a single thing.
Milking my cock while I'm milking your breasts, hmm? Seems fair to me.
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hey so, if you draw fatgum in his “spear”/“skinny” form, prefer fatgum in his spear form, or in any way refer to his spear form as his “true” form:
you suck to the utmost degree
there’s a special place deep within the depths of hell for you
i will sure as shit be making my way down there to wail on you my damn self
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