#i’m so normal i swear

[wrathofrats]

A second part to this where zephyr gets his hands on ifrit but in the fun and sexy way, can be read alone

Or I was weird about blood (again)

Major warnings for blood play, primal stuff, zephyrs unhinged, it’s gross and strange but be honest what else are you here for.

Hope you all enjoy <3

Ifrit is jolted awake by the sound of his door creaking open. A metallic echo covers the room as ifrit attempts to sit up and rub the sleep from his eyes to see what is in his doorway.

He can barely make it out through the light behind whatever is staring at him, it casts a dark shadow on their face, only able to make out its shadowy figure.

The shining white of teeth smile at him as zephyr moves more into the scarce light. They’re still panting from the struggle, seems like whatever they got ahold of tried to fight back.

Their shirt is torn, blood still drying on the exposed skin and ifrit can’t tell whose it is based on the claw marks in the fabric. Their hair is messy, half torn out of their usual bun and parts of it still contain bits of carnage. Just absolutely ravaged.

The sight would frighten ifrit if he didn’t find it unbearably attractive. The usually prim and proper Zephyr is covered in gore, blood dripping off their fangs as they continue to smile at him with a malicious glint in their eye.

The echo gets louder as Zeph pads over to the bed with their cane. Each thump makes him a bit more terrified than the last. They look like they could just tear into something and god he hopes they do.

The cool metal pushes its way under his chin, forcing his gaze upwards to look zephyr in the eye. They hover a dripping claw over his lips practically tracing it over the top curve of his cupids bow, the sickly rich copper smell intoxicates ifrit as they allow him to suck away the blood from their finger. Ifrit is tentative at first, scared to make any move with permission but oh even just the thought of being able to lick their mate clean has him practically blood drunk and lapping it away from their skin like a man starved. He can taste the rage and violence, absolutely divine.

Need surrounds him, blurs his vision and rings in his ears. Ifrit grabs at zephyrs debauched clothing, a silent plea to rid themself of it and zephyr really only needs the small hint before their instincts kick in for them to rip the clothing off of each other.

They’re only driven by want and need, barely a concern for the integrity of the item only able to think about getting it off of ifrit as quickly as possible.

The blood still clings to zephyrs skin from where it had soaked through their own clothing, crimson liquid running down their chest and coating their thighs from it seeping into their pants.

Zephyr is slick and warm against ifrits skin when they finally decide to straddle his lap. It eases an instinctive glide from their hips, zephyr rutting desperately using the blood to slip against him.

It’s wet and messy, blood no doubt getting all over the sheets and each other. Ifrit tries to lick the blood from zephs mouth as he pulls him closer to force their hips together harder. The friction is barely enough for either of them but they can’t fall out of their rhythm to do anything about it.

Their position moves for zephyr to hover over him. It’s almost menacing, like they absolutely could just rip into ifrit and really make him their prey. Part of ifrit even wants it for a moment as zephyr leans back down to capture his lips between their teeth. It’s a lot of pushing and pulling as their kisses turn from bruising and deep to sloppy and frantic. Ifrit can’t even catch his breath like this, can’t breath with zephyr practically trying to force the air from his lungs but he'll gladly suffocate like this if that’s what they wanted.

Hips rolling, hands fumbling, ifrit manages to sneak one between them to wrap his hand around their cocks and fuck they’re both so hard. Ifrit can barely tell if he’s using the precum or blood to aid his movements but he truly doesn’t care. Zeph makes an obscene sound into his mouth as he grabs them by the hair to tug their head back and expose their neck. He drags his tongue along the hollow of their throat and bites at the sensitive skin, listening to them cry out and growl properly.

Zephyr wants to be slow and pace it, but fuck the sight of their cocks against each other, leaking and slicked with someone else’s blood has them out of their mind, they doesn’t think they can control themself. Not like this, not when they have ifrit blood drunk and willing to take anything they’d give him.

Ifrit makes the saddest little sound when zephyr has to tear their throat away from his lips, almost like if he isn’t allowed to lick every last drop of their skin he may cry. They swing their leg over to unwrap from his waist as a signal to turn over, ifrit trusts they’ll give him what he wants, needs.

Hands are back on him immediately,

“God you listen so well wildfire” zeph whispers low into his ear. A hand wraps around his throat, claws digging in to the point where ifrit starts to feel dizzy from the harsh sting and the pressure on his airway, “Are you worried about what will happen if you don’t?”

Ifrit can’t even respond by the time zephyr truly squeezes down on his throat. He strangles a choked off sound when zephyr ruts their hips down, dizzying and confusing the poor fire ghoul. It feels so good he’s almost convinced himself he doesn’t need the air anymore as long as Zeph has their hand around his throat like this

“Fucking pathetic, too bad you’re so easy, you’d make excellent prey”

The words drop off their tongue like honey and barely seep into ifrits mind before he’s being jolted back to reality by zephyr sinking their teeth harshly into the junction where his neck meets his shoulder. Ifrit is sure he can feel the hot stream of blood flow from the fresh wound, can absolutely feel Zeph lick it up and chase after it with his mouth.

Hes being manhandled again, moved to roll onto his stomach as zephyr forces his hips up.

Mouth full of blood, spreads him open letting it drip off his tongue, its warm and ifrit shudders just knowing. The mixture of blood and saliva drips down his hole where zephyr is holding him wide and ifrit can’t help but fucking whimper at the feeling of it running down his skin.

Zephyr spits into their hand and coats themself with it, watching ifrits blood struggle to mix with their saliva on their cock. God if Zeph didn’t have half a mind he’d be searching for more of it.

They don’t even bother to prep him in this state, vision and sense blurred by instinct and their own self control to not straight up tear into their partner and truly ifrit doesn’t even care at this point, wants it too much. Zephyr could carve their name into his skin and he would only beg for more.

A hiccuped sob rings through the room when Zeph finally pushes in, sure everyone else can hear but it his he doesn’t fucking care anymore. Zephyr pants against his neck as ifrits vision goes white and he goes practically boneless. Its too much, not enough he really can’t decide.

The spit and blood is barely enough to act as any sort of line. It’s definitely not enough to keep ifrit from feeling every inch of Zeph practically carve their way into him.

They don’t even go slow, gives him only a second to try and adjust before they’re shoving him down into the pillows to take what’s theirs.

Ifrits drooling into the goddamn mattress, being fucked hard and fast like a fucking animal. Zephyrs going to ache later, know ifrit will feel them for days but it’s rare that Zeph tops, let alone is rough with him like this, none of it even matters. They’re aggressive, something so tangling about having ifrit beneath them willing to do whatever they want.

“Just going to take it like a bitch aren’t you” zephyr snarls, pushing his face into the mattress as they fuck him within an inch of his life, like they can’t control themself. Ifrits sure they’re actually trying to break him.

“Pathetic fucking thing. Letting me use you like a toy, letting me fuck you with your own blood. Whore can’t get enough can he”

#cw blood #cw primal #primal #be so very understanding of what this is #I’m so normal I swear #be honest do you believe me #the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #fanfic #wrath writes #ifrit ghoul #zephyr ghoul

[stanchett]

she’s so stunning I can’t handle this-

#I’m so normal I swear #gwendoline christie

[highscal]

my favourite genre of luke photos: lil tummy peak

#i’m so normal i swear #lh #luke

[pix3lplays]

I did see One person saying something so I guess it’s my turn um…

HEAR ME OUT-

The Annihilation Gang though…

Like Constance, Caterina, and Akash…yeah. YEAH very attractive I get it-

But Duke Inferno himself???? HELLO??? SIR??? The voice the presence the outfit the EVERYTHING LIKE- I KNOW I’m not the only one-

Sure you’d have to deal with his four kids-

Sure marrying into a cult that doubles as a gang is probably a TERRIBLE idea like um yeah you’re Never getting out of that-

Sure that family would probably do something wild like try to…idk sacrifice you to Nanook or something but I’m just SAYING-

I don’t know, I think I would haha.

I would willingly be the spark that ignites the Duke Inferno x reader tag, let that say what it will about me…

But yeah I know I can’t be the only one…

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #annihilation gang #Hsr annihilation gang #honkai star rail annihilation gang #Duke Inferno #Hsr Duke Inferno x reader #Duke Inferno x reader #honkai star rail Duke Inferno x reader #i’m so normal i swear

[plague-karm]

As much as I want to make a mega post about the pilot, Tumblr’s image limit is gonna kick me in the shins.

So I’m going to do the normal thing share my thoughts sparingly instead.

I guess.

#karm rambles #the amazing digital circus #I’m so normal I swear

[rypnami]

i’m so used to seeing/writing Ominis that when i see the word ominous it looks wrong

#i’m so normal i swear #ominis #ominis gaunt

[4n0therp4intb4llepis0de]

Remember that time Jeff literally almost murdered Abed and then 5 minutes later they hugged and it was a genuine hug and Abed almost started happy crying? Yeah me to.

#I’m so normal I swear #community nbc #abed nadir #jeff winger

[tamatama-kilo]

maya in suit

i’m so normal i’m so normal i’m so normal i’m so normal i’m s

#i’m so normal i swear #maya fey #michael mell #ace attorney fanart #ace attorney #my art

[jo-the-intellectual]

Who am I if not an ancient soul with the knowledge of all my past lives converging together and fighting for another chance at life only to be consumed by two gay little hedgehogs?

#ramblings #i’m so normal i swear #sonadow

[sexynetra]

I’m so normal about this you guys I promise

(Thank you for telling me about this @thecollectionsof I’m internally combusting)

#I CALLED IT LIKE I SEEN IT #I SAID THEY HAD SOME CRAZY CHEMISTRY ON THE CHRISTMAS TOUR #AND NOW THEY ARE GIRLFriends #and WIVES #I’m so normal I swear #(I’m so not normal about this) #they’re just 🥺 #I love them both #so much #my god #I think crycia is my favorite of the ship names I tried for them #but I kinda want to throw an x3 in there #cryciax3? #crycia #cryciax3 #Crystal methyd #Marcia #marcia marcia marcia #marcia x3

[yeetyoteartz]

Nothing like a good workout with your boyfriends

#tssm #tssm enforcers #The enforcers #polyforcers #tssm polyforcers #I’m so normal I swear

[feytiaxofxphantasia]

“A little something sweet for someone sweet?”

I am so normal about him

Proof of process

#one piece #one piece live action #one piece sanji #sanji #opla sanji #east blue #one piece fa art #fanart #digital art #i’m so normal i swear #like so normal #incredibly normal #the normalest

[abs0luteanarchy]

*violently shaking*

I’m so normal I’m so normal I’m so normal I’m so normal imsomormaliksonormanlimsokdjfdkjfkf

#I’m so normal I swear #rambles #live footage of me being normal #It’s the image that’s the footage of me #and sage is at it agaib #hi friend #I added th cupcake thing back #I should mention I don’t onow why I added the cupcake thing it’s completely unrelated #I just thought it looked funny

[jerseymuppet]

I JUST got here but. Muppets based religion? As in, we're worshipping the Muppets, or is it like, Animal is a cardinal and Gonzo is a curse and so on?

Long post detailing examples here. tl;dr it’s a form of manifestation where i use the muppets as a symbol and kermit as a conduit for the weird power i am convinced being born in the accursed state of new jersey granted me.

#i’m so normal i swear #i promise #jude.answers

[billyrussoapologist]

Need him

#I’m so normal I swear #progressive #Jamie progressive #this isn’t an ad #I wish I was getting paid for this #I’m just honest to god down bad for him

[autistic-fool-with-ideas]

I’m not going to be over the Dominus reveal for a WHILE

#implied mtmte spoilers #because actually what the fuck #hello??? #I’m so normal I swear #cassettes tapes