#idk mannnn

[ghost-bard]

Haha hey gang you ever think about the fact that both of Juanaflippas original lives were lost in an unfair way :D

Her first life was technically lost due to neglect, but heres the thing. When q slime checked her tasks they were all green, so he assumed that mariana mustve done them, and then when he checked the next day. They were still green. Thus he freaked out, and learned that no one had been taking care of her (or at least hadnt taken care of her the day before).

Then the beds breaking counting towards the egg death. q Mariana quite literally made a mistake idk what to tell ya man. And the fact that they broke instantly was just. Yeah. Though, iirc the beds don’t break instantly anymore. I think. But even then its so.

But now we see that the eggs can. Survive a nuclear bomb.

I know it was the beginning of the server i get that. But at the same time. We all know the federation just picks and chooses right? Like the 2, 3 times that the eggs have gone missing? Bobby’s death, which im honestly still confused about? Like didnt q jaiden and q roier go on a whole adventure to find him only to be told he was dead? I feel like im misremembering to pls correct me if im wrong.

Also, couldn’t someone have taken care of trumpet? At least when q dan and q maxo couldnt? Bc ik that q maxo cared a lot about about trumpet, or did the admin only like. Login when a parent was on i gen do not know.

Seeing the eggs be given so many chances over and over again, knowing that others didn’t, and for flippa to even get one life back q slime and q mariana had a trial. Its. Certainly something that’s for sure.

Like. Yeah. The federation decides everything.

#qsmp #quackity smp #quesadilla island #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp elmariana #qsmp jaiden #qsmp roier #qsmp juanaflippa #juanaflippa the egg #juanaflippa #qsmp bobby #qsmp eggs #slimecicle #el mariana #idk mannnn #its rough out here as a dead egg enjoyer lmao #almost all the eggs i enjoy watching are fucking dead lmao #all ive got left is leo and ramon 😔 #like ive accepted theyre never gonna come back right #like slime is only gonna get worse bc of codeflippa even if she doesn’t mean it #but fuck dude. its rough #and its not like i dislike the new eggs #bc i dont. i just. miss flippa and tilín and trumpet and bobby

[unvaquita]

i lovv i love tall babes

#rodion lcb #rodion limbus company #limbus company art #rodya limbus company #tiny hong lu #rodya lcb #lbc #lbc rodion #rodya #limbus gregor #rodigreg #rodigor #limbus rodion #limbus company #idk mannnn #🍰; art

[ricebowl-san]

NXX team and how they caught Luke and Rosa banging each other (NSFW 🔞) Part 1 - Vyn

At 10pm, Vyn Richter remembered the important documents he left in the HQ. He went back and noticed how there was light evident from the gap underneath the door. A thought popped in his mind, thinking back how Luke and Rosa were hugging each other tight after the brown haired returned from his long mission given by NSB. 

“Did they forget to turn off the lights?” He thought and saw the door wasn’t even shut properly. “This could be very dangerous for the investigation.” 

The two of the team should have known not to do this lest there will be information leakage. He shook his head, pacing forward to close the door when he heard it. 

“Ah Luke, please!” 

Rosa? 

“That—! Oh dear! God! S-so deep! Yes!” 

Vyn blinked. He could not believe what he heard. But it was too obvious that the woman was clearly not speaking from a place of anguish. 

From the gap, he peered in, seeing how she was lying down on the desk, naked except for her knee high socks. Her buttocks were dangling off the furniture, with his hands firmly holding onto her waists as Luke kept pumping his dick into her cunt. 

“You like this, Rosa? Or do you want me to be gentler?” 

She answered by hooking her leg around his waist and rolling her hips to meet his urgent thrusts. 

“Faster. Faster, please—ah!—God, Luke, you’re just so—oh!—amazing!” 

Luke chuckled as his hand groped her jiggling boob, squeezing it and thumbing the hardened nipple. (She does have a very beautiful pair of breasts, Vyn noted). He leaned forward and sucked the areola so soundly, even Vyn could hear it. The detective then hiked her leg and threw it over his shoulder like a sash, penetrating his cock deeper by doing so. 

“Luke!” 

The psychiatrist gulped as he watched the couple going at it, causing the desk groaned and creaked underneath their intense copulation. How long had they been at it? He mentally calculated from the time the team dismissed their meeting of the day—probably around 8pm—and surmised the horny duo were having sex for 2 hours already. 

The documents that were originally piled on the furniture were pushed to the floor and he could not help but heave a sigh of relief that no important evidence was marred by their horny selves. 

‘At least, that’s one thing they managed to keep in mind.’

A part of him was disgusted by how the two treated the workplace as just another place for them to release their pent up sexual tension. Did they not know how loud their moans are or did they simply not care enough for that? 

But—another part of him decided to let it slide. 

He saw how Rosa’s eyes were brimming with tears as she ran towards Luke earlier that day. How tightly she hugged the detective who returned from another life threatening mission with zero contact with the outside world. He saw how Luke kissed her hair as he rubbed her back soothingly, promising her he returned unscathed. 

Vyn Richter decided, albeit against his own personal feelings, to let them copulate as much as they want in the sacred NXX HQ. He watched as they both screamed when orgasm hit them hard, observing the way they both panted haggardly in the aftermath of it and decided to pretend not to see that Luke kneeled down on the floor, pushing his face between her legs and eating his girlfriend up with so much gusto like there was no tomorrow. 

Only this one time though. 

He walked away, ignoring Rosa’s plea of wanting Luke to suck her clit harder and taking a mental note to check on them later at probably 5 in the morning afterwards. 

Though… 

When he came back at the said time, a blanket in hand, he could still hear the slaps of skin against skin and their mingled moans echoing in the room. He sneaked a look through the still unclosed door, knowing that at this point, the two simply cared nothing about the rest of the world and surely not even the psychiatrist himself. 

The couple was now on the floor, with Luke’s windbreaker beneath Rosa in the least attempt to not dirty her back and Vyn groaned at the idea of them spending hours in the HQ fucking everywhere with a surface on it. And here he thought Marius was the horniest of the bunch when clearly Luke and Rosa were claiming the throne. 

Rosa’s legs pressed up against her to the point it nearly touched her shoulders and her body was practically bending in half. Luke was pounding into her mercilessly. His thrusts were deep and hard and anyone who even looked at him at the time knew that Luke Pearce knows how to fuck a woman properly and delightfully. 

“Luke, please! I can’t anymore!” 

“Your pussy keeps clenching me, Rosa. Are you sure you can’t keep going?” 

“Your cock feels too good. I can’t help it! Hng! Luke! It’s growing! You’re growing bigger!” 

“I can’t help it when you say it like that. But you can take it, can’t you? Look, you’re taking me so well. Your cunt is welcoming me.” 

“I’m going to cum!” 

“Cum for me, Watson. Soak my dick with your cum and let me lick your pussy off it afterwards.” 

“Oh Luke!” 

And on and on and on they went. Vyn pursed his lips and backed off. ‘God, does the word ‘tired’ not exist in their dictionary? They better get rid of the stench or I will ban them from future meetings.’ 

He turned around and muttering curses on why the hell he even bothered to wake up this early—against his usual routine—just to find out they still haven’t finished fucking each other. He was pretty sure that these two would have a few other rounds after this and opted to resume his sleep, keeping in mind to plug his ears before that. 

Fuck these two. Really.

#tears of themis smut #a tad bit exhibitionist? #idk mannnn #totnsfw #tears of themis luke #ignore the grammar mistakes i have been fuelled purely by the horn!knee power #why was vyn staring at them for a long time? honestly i have no clue man #lukerosa are VERY horn!knee in this mini series

[thewrongmoon]

millie bobbie brown went on youtube dot com and said that finn sucked at kissing """with her""" and that j*ncy > st*ncy.... are we sure she isn't a byler atp

#she obv cant say if she is but it feels like shes dropping hints #idk mannnn #byler

[leaskisses444]

REKLA MI JE PRVO VECEEE REKLA MI JE SVEE

MOZES IMAT MOJE TIJELO ALI DUSU NE !!!

#dude i miss being friennds with him #and singing yugorock together #idk mannnn

[osachiyo]

send me motivation to finish the safeword fic 🙏🏽

#pls #it feels like i can’t write anything these days #like idk what words to use #am i having my first writers block?? 😱 #oh well 🫠 #౨ৎ — rambles・ #oh and that jjk fic not showing up in tags really fucked with me :/ #idk mannnn

[vortexbeyondthestars]

wu, after garmadon is bitten: my father said i have to stop hanging out with you so much because you’re a bad influence :((

garmadon: we have the same dad

#ninjago #ninjago: masters of spinjitzu #idk mannnn #sensei wu #lord garmadon #sensei garmadon #garmabros #gonna start using that tag i have brainrot for them all the time #my post #shitpost #first spinjitzu master #fsm #i guess hes mentioned

[sophiesonlinediary]

wrote my first kiss ever i dont know how to feel

#sophie's diary entry #idk mannnn

[finned-fish]

"fingerless gloves" are you sure about that?? 🤨

#idk mannnn #less “less gloves” and more “finger”

[earthmoonz]

What is your single best piece of writing advice?

answering this 1000 years late to say that the best advice is actually just to sit down and 'do' it. Like physically type on a regular basis, even if it's just a sentence! Spending too much time agonising over what you want to say can be so debilitating and writing on regular basis really cuts away of the fear of it all.

#asks #hormelfoods #I'm not sure this makes sense but it does to me #idk mannnn

[ghost-bard]

Anyone else think william wisp should have autopsy scars from the first time he died 🧍‍♂️

#jrwi #just roll with it #prime defenders #jrwi prime defenders #william wisp #idk mannnn #i think if he was dead for a little while itd be interesting #like. he fell and he was just in purgatory for a while #and during that he got autopsied #but no one made a big deal about bc its deadwood #and then he comes back #not alive but not dead either #and when he looks down at his bare chest is a reminder of what could have been

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I don’t want the typical slow burns anymore. I don’t want hopelessly pining after each other but worrying the other one doesn’t like them back. I don’t want to hear anything about “will this ruin our friendship?” I don’t want misunderstandings leading to angst. I don’t want any of that. All I want is simply a fic where character A is fully aware that Character B is head over heals for them and they go around making obvious flirts with them to see when Character B will get the hint and character B is just fucking stupid. Like, Character A does that “what’s the perfect way to ask someone on a date” and B is like “show up to their house with flowers” and A goes to Bs house with flowers and B is like “no. You have to do that to the person you like, idiot.”

BUT I don’t want any of that disappointed bullshit. A doesn’t take this as “maybe they don’t like me after all 🥺” no! No. A finds this fucking hilarious. They get more and more obvious just to see when the hammer finally hits the nail in B’s brain that yes, all their flirting WAS serious. And when that happens B will have a total breakdown because like “holy shit omfg you were fr!? You were /srs?! I CALLED YOU AN IDIOT 😭😭😭” and A will laugh their brains out as B goes through every moment in their head realizing just how obvious it should’ve been to them.

#what do i even tag this as #technically I have a specific ship in mind for this but like #im not specifically saying it here- #cuz tecccchhnically I know very little about those characters #and I worry it’s ooc #so I can’t ref them #but this isn’t exactly a pp either #idk mannnn

[cbhesperis]

seriously, he is being a massive pain in the ass, and I am having the worst time!!! i cannot see what his legs are :(

also tfw you realize you, uh. your artist avatar has a similar mask. (ghost, who is my pfp, at least is attached to a phantom and they use it to have a face, idk what’s under the avatar’s hood, but archie is just. mask suspended over a scarf and coat and shirt and—)

i just want to know what your legs are so i can draw them, dickweed

#ten's brain creations: archie #object head problems? #i can't figure out his silhouette from the waist down the more i think about it #idk mannnn #at least his coat now makes sense #and i know what's under it

[broodpuff]

i have a gut feeling that aloto is gonna be renewed 🤷‍♀️

#like actually #i have my worries and doubts #but like even after the wave of negative reviews #it’s still holding up and doing well #idk mannnn #aloto #a league of their own

[hello7soone]

tiny swoon rant below 👉🏻👈🏻🎀

i hate arguments like sm even when they're not necessarily heated and negative and i hated that we were having one, but when i was talking about my pov and all of a sudden he went "honey" just to get me to listen and i immediately stopped and went "hm?" and he also stopped after that and was like "i love that you listened" 😭 can't stop thinking about that fr it just felt so raw and cute and idk bro i would do anything for this boy </3

#the things this boy makes me think of doing... #it would set feminism back 1000 years fr #i'm literally just a girl #idk mannnn #i really hope everything works out in our favor #rlly rlly)): #7soone.chatty 🤍🎀

[amplichor]

[ PUSH ]: having just rescued the receiver from a blizzard, the sender insists on pushing the receiver closer to a fire to warm them up first.

𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 / accepting

how many times do you have to repeat yourself ? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 , you always have . the way the cold invades your bones, turns the marrow into something artic, it's something intrusive to utahime and it's obvious by the uncomfortable stillness that causes pause . 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘩𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 by the chill left on unamused stutters of the heart , even if the song of the soul is muscle memory / sometimes you need a refresh , a warmup / 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 @s4torug .

as thankful as she is for the warmth gathered , puddled before her in the form of a fire , she's rather relunctant , utahime always a proud individual who values her pride but her hands hover close to where the warmth dances / 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚖𝚜 through your body and you wish to drown in it, a hum pressing against the back of your throat , eyes closed to the satisfaction of warmth -- opened again as a glare directed at gojo. ❛ i was fine ❜

#𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛 。＊ ˚ inbox answered ⭒ . ✶ ❜ #... slides this out #idk mannnn