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[angyllxblues]

Oxley: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Bax: Ibn, that's a coma.

Oxley: Sounds festive.

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[ikenposting]

Bax: You could have died man!

Oxley: I wasn't hurt that bad. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be.

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[ikenposting]

Oxley: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Bax: Alright, what's 30x17?

Oxley: 47

Bax: That's not even close.

Oxley: But it was fast.

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[ikenposting]

Rook: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Pertisia: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Ima: In your pantry!

Rook: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Pertisia: Is your friend here?

Rook, motioning to Nel: Yeah.

Pertisia, to Nel: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Maritte: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Maritte: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Maritte: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Maritte, to Pertisia and Ima: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Pertisia: YAAAAAAAAY!

Ima: THE PRESTIGE!

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[ikenposting]

And Pertisia

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[angyllxblues]

Bax: This is such a bad idea.

Oxley: Then why are you coming along?

Bax: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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[angyllxblues]

Maritte: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Nel: The cow??? Maritte: What? Rook: Nel, W H Y?

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[ikenposting]

And I can’t get up

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[ikenposting]

Ikenfell/Payday 2 the brain has created. Maritte is screaming for a medic bag right now.

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[ikenposting]

Rook: Bax, I alone am the reason shampoo has instructions.

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[ikenposting]

Pertisia: So, what’s Maritte's type?

Rook: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.

Pertisia: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Rook: Did I mention oblivious?

Pertisia: Yeah, why?

Rook: Okay, just making sure.

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[angyllxblues]

Maritte: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Nel: This knife is actually a magic wand. Rook: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Pertisia: cocks gun Magic missile. Ima: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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[angyllxblues]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Safina: Shit. Nel: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Rook: OH MY GOD PERTISIA FELL OFF!!!

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[angyllxblues]

Safina: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Nel: The cow??? Safina: What? Rook: Nel, W H Y?

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[angyllxblues]

Rook: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Nel: Tubular AF! Maritte: Mood to the max! Pertisia, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. Ima, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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[angyllxblues]

Safina: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of… 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake Nel: You're in a prison cell :) Rook: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Nel: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 Pertisia: I got a 1! Nel: You're in… a cube-shaped place.

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