me when I remember that “Alberto calls himself Signor Vespa” isn’t a fandom thing and is, in fact, canon: :)
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You have committed crimes against gay people by not writing more wincest porn. Shame on u
alajdjgksjahd see the thing about wincest is that im not particularly compelled to write it because there’s just. a lot. i usually end up writing stuff i can’t read on my own and bless the wincest factories, they pump out content daily of quality i could not match.
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what the HELL happened to my beautiful dash
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For Del!
6.) What is their phone background/lockscreen?
18.) What was their worst injury?
40? Do they believe in true love? Have they experienced it?
6. this photo of her and tara's cat, hex:
18. she's gotten by pretty unscathed in game thus far - i think she got shot once (?), choked out once, and she's taken some hits in melee combat, but nothing crazy (this immortal lesbian sponsored by: celerity - blink! get away fast).
40. she's not a believer in "true love" in the sense of soulmates or like, people being destined to be together, but she does believe in romantic love. it isn't something she was actively looking for--her first and only relationship up until now was sabina, her gf slash domitor slash sire slash serial abuser, and del will never know whether her feelings for sabina were really her own, or just fabricated by sab to control her.
but tara!!!! ohh boy oh boy oh boy oh BOY oh boy oh boy. she's really in it now, that girl's done such a number on her. she brings out a softness in del that not even the coterie can elicit. they both believe that the other hung the moon, and tara is the anti-sabina in every conceivable way: she's kind, silly, unconditionally supportive, principled, gentle, protective, respectful of del's autonomy, and never tires of reminding del how special she is to her. it's the kind of love del has seen before--most noticeably between her adoptive parents--but believed for a long time that she wasn't built for or deserving of. she still doesn't know how she got so lucky. del would do literally anything tara asked of her without hesitation, and they both know that tara won't abuse that dedication.
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doordashing in the uni neighborhood on a saturday is actually like entering one of the fucking circles of hell
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