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morgane-art · 1 month
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Y/n : crushes happen all the time !
Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.
Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.
Elijah : ...
Elijah : What-
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Freya: We need to distract these guys Elijah: Leave it to me Elijah: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Klaus, Kol, and Rebekah: *Immediately begin arguing* Finn, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your siblings Elijah: Which one, I have five Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, spoiled one Elijah: Which one, I have five
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Kol: "Elijah, you always get so annoyed with me. Yet, when Rebekah does the exact same thing, it's completely fine! Why is that?"
Rebekah: "It's because I'm cute!"
Davina: "S to the I to the M to the P!"
Klaus: *Humming Game of Thrones*
Elijah:
Elijah: "What?"
@her-violent-delights
Source: literally me and my siblings
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Klaus: Nothing in life is free.
Rebekah: Love is free.
Elijah: Family is free.
Hayley: Sleep is free.
Freya: Air is free.
Finn: Knowledge is free.
Kol: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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winter-berries · 7 months
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Which Mikaelsons are likely to watch Barbie or Oppenheimer. 100% Canon
Freya - Barbie. She’s a girls girl, through and through
Finn - Oppenheimer with Elijah cause Barbie didn’t seem like his taste. Would have gone to see Barbie with Freya but knew Klaus would laugh at him
Elijah - Oppenheimer. It’s Elijah, what did you expect?
Klaus - Barbie. Wanted to watch Oppenheimer with Elijah but then found out Finn was going and needed an excuse to get out of it. Said that Hayley was forcing him to go see Barbie, then proceeded to force her to see Barbie
Kol - Barbie. Knew about it before any of the others and immediately told Davina that they were going, and she was all for it. He dressed up as Barbie and when Davina came out dressed as Barbie as well, he made her change to dress as Ken. Gasped in the theaters and threw popcorn at the screen. Cried at the end, you know the scene. Cursed men and societal standards, expectations, and limitations the entire time. An absolute menace. Don’t go with him to the movies. Ever. Almost got kicked out, but he compelled security to leave him alone
Rebekah - Barbie. It’s Rebekah, duh? Bought a ticket for Marcel and didn’t tell him, then dragged him away from Oppenheimer into the Barbie theater
Marcel - Barbie. Had bought a ticket to Oppenheimer, in a different theater than where the others were. But then Rebekah came and dragged him away, though he didn’t exactly put up much of a fight. Secretly really liked the movie and went back later in the week to watch it again
Keelin - Barbie. Wanted to watch Oppenheimer more, but Freya was excited to see Barbie so she went with her. Ended up going to see Oppenheimer the next day with Marcel
Hayley - Barbie. Wasn’t really that interested in either, but then Klaus dragged her to see Barbie and said he needed an excuse to not see Oppenheimer with Finn. She made him owe her something of course. [Don’t do anything for free ladies, especially for a man] Her and Klaus went out drinking afterwards and came home drunk, singing all the songs from the movie very loudly and waking up the entire house. Both denied it in the morning
Davina - Barbie. She wanted to watch it, so was very happy when Kol was the one who suggested it. Surprised at how excited he was and thought he would would pretend she was making him go and dress up. But he let everyone know it was his idea and that he was the biggest Barbie fan
Hope - Barbie. Was gonna watch Oppenheimer with Marcel and Keelin, but all her girls, gays, and theys wanted to watch Barbie with her. So her schedule was filled with watching Barbie back to back with a different person each time. Decided to just wait for the movies to come out to stream to watch Oppenheimer, and Barbie again since it had quickly become her favorite movie
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year
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Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Kol: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Y/N: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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liv45no · 1 month
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Klaus: Welcome to another episode of Keeping Up With The Mikaelsons
Klaus: when we left off, Kol had stolen Rebekah’s bike, Finn had stolen Hope’s dress, Freya had stolen Hayley’s hair, and Elijah somehow ended up with a live baby.
Klaus: on this episode we will wait for our parents to return as I hide
Klaus: if anyone needs me I'll be in Albania.
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witchcraftandgeeknes · 6 months
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Kol: This cat is looking at me with judgement.
Finn: He's not. That's just his face.
Kol, glancing at Finn: You look at me the same way. Judgy face.
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matt-murdick · 1 year
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Finn & Sage (TVD) + textposts
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multiverseeee · 1 year
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incorrect mikaelson quotes
Freya: Alright, you need to apologise to Finn.
Niklaus: okay.. fine, unfuck you or whatever
Elijah: I swear they are children. The fuck? 
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Rebekah: HE HIT ME!
Kol: NO I DID NOT? 
Niklaus: YOU DID KOL. I SAW
Kol: YOU WEREN’T IN THE ROOM?? 
Elijah: Children. HUSH
Rebekah: Fuck off Kol.
Kol: What? No, you fuck off.
Niklaus: OI. Kol stop being rude to rebekah.
Elijah: I’m giving up. Fuck my life.
*Freya walks in*
Freya: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH ALL OF YOU SLEEP *casts Ad Somnum* Finally. Peace and quiet.
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Hope(10): Erm Auntie Freya??
Freya: Yes Hope??
Hope (10): What’s sex?
Freya: *chokes on drink* HUH? What? Why do you want to know?? Who told you about it?
Hope(10): Uncle Kol..
Freya: Okay, give your Auntie Freya a moment yeah? *Freya storms away shouting* Kol you are DEAD!
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Freya: You had ONE job.
Finn: THEY ARE MONSTERES!! THEY GOT DRUNK AND CHASED ME FOR 3 HOURS!?
Elijah: *slurring his words* NoOoOo we didn’t..
Niklaus: *falling onto the floor* ExactlyYyY we didn’t *cough cough* he screams like a girllll *cough cough* 
Freya: NIK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 
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Rebekah: *walks in* Heyyyy Freya...
Freya: Oh god. What have you done bekah?? 
Rebekah: I..might of had hope shove a prank spell into Kols room.. and he’s going to be here in a minute... Can you hide both of us??
Freya: Are you kidding me?? You know what? Fine.. *casts a spell hiding both Rebekah and Hope*
Kol: *storms in* REBEKAH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!
Elijah: *walks in* OI FAKE WITCH BODIER!! DO NOT INSULT REBEKAH!! 
Niklaus: KOL. Leave Rebekah and Hope alone. 
Kol: FREYA! Did you have something to do with, Where those two went? Hmm? 
Freya: Kol. I have no idea what you are on about, so leave, go look for them.
Kol: *walking out* FINE! 
Freya: *lightly giggles letting the spell down* You guys might want to run.. 
Niklaus: *chuckles* Go!! run before Kol realises
Elijah: *smiles* Go to my office, hide there!
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Marcel : Now, what's more important, your family or power ?
Elijah, Freya, Rebekah & Kol : Family
Klaus : Power
Elijah, Freya, Rebekah & Kol : ...
Klaus : Family.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Freya: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Elijah: ...I did. I broke it. Freya: No. No you didn't. Klaus? Klaus: Don't look at me. Look at Kol . Kol : What?! I didn't break it. Klaus: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Kol : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Klaus: Suspicious. Kol : No, it's not! Rebekah: If it matters, probably not, but Finn was the last one to use it. Finn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Rebekah: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Finn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rebekah! Elijah: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Freya. Freya: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Rebekah: Freya... Klaus's been awfully quiet. Klaus: Really?! *Everyone starts arguing* Freya, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Freya: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Freya: Freya: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Esther: Fuck you! My children are perfectly fine!
Elijah: [I will fix him even if it kills me disease]
Klaus: [Setting himself on fire just to feel something]
Rebekah: [Curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth]
Kol: [High on drugs and staring into the void]
Freya: [Singing to hide the pain]
Finn: [Crying Hysterically]
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Conversation
Caroline's High On The Ladder
Klaus: Caroline?
Caroline: What up, bro?
Klaus: I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder, and I need you to climb pretty high.
Caroline: How high?
Klaus: Remember that time we went to the deli for cold cuts, and the ticket machine was broken, so you found out what time everyone arrived and made them get in a single-file line from earliest to latest?
Caroline: Yeah.
Klaus: Higher.
Caroline: Copy that. You might wanna stand back for this, Elijah. It can get pretty intense. All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Finn will fake a medical emergency.
Finn: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.
Caroline: Great. You call an ambulance, and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. Of course, they can't take passengers, but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane in the interest of national security. The crop duster will land at an airstrip outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York, arriving at 9:26. Katherine will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting with five minutes to spare.
[Everybody begins clapping]
Caroline: Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move!
Klaus: I love her.
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witchcraftandgeekness · 11 months
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Kol: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Finn: I've witnessed a lot of dumb stuff.
Rebekah: I've recorded a lot of dumb stuff.
Klaus: I've joined in on a lot of dumb stuff.
Elijah: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF DUMB STUFF.
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