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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months

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Damon: Where are you two going?

Stefan: To get ice cream

Y/n: Or commit a felony

Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way

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fandoms--fluff · 8 months

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Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

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fitzs-trained-monkey · 1 year

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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

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ladymarvel27 · 8 months

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Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

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morgane-art · 2 months

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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

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that-sarcastic-optimist · 7 months

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Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time * Klaus: I am single by choice Kol: Yeah, but not by yours

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rosedforbes · 6 months

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Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

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allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover · 3 months

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Freya: I can help you with it!

Elijah: Yeah, sure.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Kol: lol nope.

Rebekah: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Finn: *Read 5:55pm*

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witchcraftandgeekness · 8 months

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Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 8 months

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Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Caroline: Okay…

Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.

Damon: Hey-

Caroline: Done.

Damon: Hey!

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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months

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Y/n: Write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave

Caroline: oh as a witty pun?

Y/n: Yeah, also as a warning that I will be back

Damon: Yup, the bitch won't die

Stefan: So maybe stop trying to kill her

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fandoms--fluff · 1 year

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Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

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fitzs-trained-monkey · 1 year

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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

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ladymarvel27 · 4 months

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Elijah: *yawns*

Y/N: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

Elijah: *tilts his head* then you must be exhausted.

Y/N: *blushes furiously*

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morgane-art · 1 month

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Y/n : crushes happen all the time !

Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.

Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.

Elijah : ...

Elijah : What-

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