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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Y/n, over text: Turn around.

Y/n: No, the other way.

Y/n: Wrong way again.

Damon: Where are you??

Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months

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Damon: Where are you two going?

Stefan: To get ice cream

Y/n: Or commit a felony

Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way

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ladymarvel27 · 9 months

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Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!

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satrryeys4eva · 1 year

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Y/N: Don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.

Bandit: You think I care about that?

Y/N: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Bandit: Wha-

Damon, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

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allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover · 3 months

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Freya: I can help you with it!

Elijah: Yeah, sure.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Kol: lol nope.

Rebekah: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Finn: *Read 5:55pm*

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anime-lover-forever-1127 · 8 months

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Klaus: Tyler, my arch enemy

Katherine:… I thought I was your arch enemy?

Klaus: I have a life outside of you Katherine.

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enchantedlandcoffee · 2 years

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Klaus takes Caroline and Damon to talk with his family after the issue with Silas. Klaus, gesturing to a bunch of coffins: Meet my family. Hey guys! Caroline: ...they're dead Klaus, to Kol's coffin: You are a sight for sore eyes Damon, whispers to Caroline: He's craazzyy. Klaus: Elijah, looking sharp as usual. Finn, hey, didn't even recognise you. You've lost so much weight. Damon, still whispering: I'll distract him while you run. Damon, loudly: Hi Klaus' family. It's nice to meet you Damon, whispers: Because I love you, Care, I insist you run. Damon, loudly: I understand you're vampire experts. Damon, whispers: Why aren't you running? Caroline: Uh...okay, well I'm gonna go. Klaus: No no no, Caroline. Wait!

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tvdu-diaries · 2 years

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Klaus: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Y/N: You and me!!! Klaus, tearing up: Okay.

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witchcraftandgeekness · 22 days

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Katherine: I get it – you don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.

Stefan: Manipulative.

Damon: "Cutthroat Bitch" is your official title.

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lovelyandproblematic · 2 years

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incorrect quotes from the tvdu : source - the righteous gemstones (2019— )

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 8 months

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Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Caroline: Okay…

Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.

Damon: Hey-

Caroline: Done.

Damon: Hey!

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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months

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Stefan: if a stranger tries to pick you up, saying they're my friend what do you say?

Stefan's daughter: Your a liar my daddy doesn't have friends

Stefan: good girl

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ladymarvel27 · 1 year

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Elijah: *turns on lamp for reading* Y/N: You might as well call me that lamp. Elijah: Why? Y/N: Because you turn me on. Elijah: *slams book shut*

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satrryeys4eva · 2 years

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Kai: There's always a light that the end of the tunnel

Y/n: It's usually a train

Kai: Can you not kill the vibe for 2 fucking seconds

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allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover · 7 months

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Stefan: Damon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Alaric: *Sighing* What did Damon do? Stefan: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Damon: Who wants a steering wheel?

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anime-lover-forever-1127 · 2 years

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Klaus Just Found Out That Caroline Is Married

Rebekah: Why is Klaus crying on the bathroom floor

Kol: He’s drunk

Rebekah: and?

Kol: He found out Caroline is married

Rebekah:

Rebekah: But he’s her husband

Kol: Yeah I know that

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