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mimisempai · 2 days
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Awkward proposal…
Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here
Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here
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ineffable-ezra · 1 day
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SCRATCH EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HOW I WANT AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY'S REUNION TO GO. THIS IS WHAT I WANT:
Aziraphale: The Metatron was talking shit about you
Crowley: [gasp] that BITCH!
Aziraphale: I know right? Like, ew, I don't even know her
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sebbys-mama · 2 months
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happynachohologram · 2 months
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celestiallyineffable · 3 months
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Aziraphale: "oh goodness me, it looks like I've been captured. Whatever shall I do?" *bats eyelashes, swaying in his shackles*
Crowley: "Angel..you do know you could jus miracle out of those, right?" *raises eyebrow, cocking his head to the side*
Aziraphale: *gasps* "Crowley!! You know I have a one miracle limit. (under his breath) And I might've used it to put together the perfect outfit and then orchestrate this whole thing to make sure I was captured, exactly when I knew you'd be around." *blushing and stammering*
Crowley: *smirking and manually unlocking the shackles with a key he stole, making sure to get in Aziraphale's personal space as much as possible*
Aziraphale: *tries not to faint or squeal or scream*
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nayeliq1 · 8 months
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Aziraphale, all wrapped up in Crowley's dangly limbs on the couch: you're quite cuddly for a demon, you know
Crowley, grumbly, squeezing even tighter: Am not. I'm a snake. I'm constricting you
Aziraphale, smiling to himself: Of course, dear. My mistake
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suzypfonne · 6 months
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My brain has chosen to plague me with this imaginary conversation between Aziraphale and Crowley. So I'm passing it on to you.
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It's evening. They're seated at the small table in the rear of the bookshop, drinking.
"Crowley? Might I ask you to interpret a phrase I heard earlier?"
"Sure. Wot? Was it in French or something?"
"No. I was out for my morning constitutional in St. James Park. I stopped to feed the ducks, frozen peas of course, darling. When two young ladies, walking hand-in-hand, passed by. One of them said to the other 'when we get home, I'm going to jump your bones'."
*Crowley coughs and sputters, choking on his drink*
"Only, it sounded rather violent, but it was said with such a-affection. I found it quite confusing."
*Crowley, wiping his mouth and finding his composure* "Angel, they were suggesting the two of them get frisky we they got home. Humans... very indirect creatures..."
"Oh... Oh! It was code for 'sexual congress'? Oh, how lovely. I do hope it went well. They were quite handsome together."
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cryptic-queer-cryptid · 9 months
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lmaoooo i forgot to post these!! i want to make more but for now just going to dump some crowley + text posts on you
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here-comes-the-moose · 10 months
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Aziraphale and Crowley: *walking through the park, chatting*
Family with a baby and small child: * walk by, are adorable*
Aziraphale: Aww Crowley look how cu-
Crowley, pulling up the BabiesRUs website on his phone: We should have ten kids.
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Why do you like him that much?
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Credit to @blairamok from Twitter.
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lilalexchaos · 7 months
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This is the best good omens edit i've seen so far😂😭
This needs more views!!! They're literally an old married couple
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mimisempai · 23 hours
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Be proud, Angel!
Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here
Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here
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sebbys-mama · 4 months
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happynachohologram · 2 months
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I'll just be over here laughing at my own dumb jokes.
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celestiallyineffable · 3 months
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God, pointing to Gabriel, Beelzebub, Aziraphale, and Crowley: look at my sons..pride is not the word I'm looking for
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khyrrn-v2 · 8 months
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Aziraphale: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Crowley: You? Magic? Angel, it says talent show.
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