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#incorrect laoft quotes
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Remus: You might not know this, Roman, but I am a flawed person.
Roman: I do know that.
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starshineandbooks · 2 years
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( I didn't think this would be cool to put on the blog for @ incorrect-laoft-quotes but I just love it so much and so it goes here as I cackle)
Emile, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Patton, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Kai: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Emile: Playing systemic oppression.
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I don’t think it would’ve been a secret for as long! Either May would’ve noticed or Jax would’ve (whajsjdiendhbs Dizzy tells Jax about it and whjdwjhdjw) and we get the “so how long has yer familiar been pregnant for” and May knows Roman doesn’t know she’s just teasing and I imagine much similar ensuing chaos like in Kittens
May would pretend to be annoyed with the Kittens a lot but would absolutely love them the trouble makers that they are (they remind her of Roman when he was little just a tad, and maybe someone else..but mostly Roman) and Jax absolutely adores them like a mother Hen (speaking of which shsjajskdv Kittens interact with the lovely ladies?)
(Also like I’m kinda bad at characterizion sometimes so this prolly isn’t accurate, but like eh, I wanted to say something on it and I did >:3 I jus care about these characters lots)
nonnie you've blessed me, thank you so much! how very sweet
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nookisms · 4 years
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I'm back on my bullcrap
Featuring @glass-unshattering and the LAOFT Discord server
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thisbluewind · 3 years
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asdfghj i cant send asks off anon because, y'know, hellsite, but this is the creator of the incorrect laoft quotes blog and I would just like to thank you for all of your submissions they are much appreciated my queue would be BARE without you - poppy
you’re welcome! i’m known by my friends to have at least hundred years’ worth of incorrect quotes stored in my notes app at any given time, so making some LAOFT ones was no problem at all!
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Kai: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Kai: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
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Virgil: Where are you going?
Greta: Hell, eventually.
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Roman: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Thomas: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Roman: Because we're out of doritos.
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Thomas: *enters their own password* I'm in.
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May: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!
Roman: ...but you will, right?
May: Oh, for sure.
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Roman, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Mamaw.
May, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Roman: I will not let you down.
Remy: Sounds fun.
Patton: K.
Logan: No, I'm fucking not.
Virgil: Do I have to be?
Emile: Please god, I am so tired.
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Thomas: Hey, Remy? I need advice.
Remy: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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Remy: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.
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Roman: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Roman: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Virgil: Uh... what's up with them?
Logan: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Roman: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Thomas, crying: It's working.
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Logan: Kai, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.
Kai: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”
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