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#incorrect mist quotes
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Song Qinglan: Advisor Ji is fiercely loyal. He'll do the right thing for you even if you can't see it for yourself. I don't know how many times he's saved my ass.
Ji Yushi: It's twelve. I counted.
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Feyre: What are you writing?
Azriel: The Spring Court wants to know what kind of weapons we are bringing to the meeting of the High Lords. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Feyre, looking over Azriel's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.
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acomaflove · 2 months
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Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*
Rhysand:
Amren:
Morrigan:
Cassian:
Feyre:
Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?
Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.
Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
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incorrectacotarblog · 7 months
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Cassian: the word daddy has been so sexualized
Cassian: my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something
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velidewrites · 8 months
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Rhysand: We should get married Feyre: We've been dating for less than a month Rhysand: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long
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witchthewriter · 10 months
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Cassian: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this one guys...
Azriel: Manslaughter it is then. 
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i-only-see-daylight · 3 months
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*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
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depressedreader209 · 5 months
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so true tho
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i-wanna-see-some-az · 10 months
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Gwyn: *looking through the window, pensively*
Azriel: woah, she's so beautiful, so thoughtful... i wonder what she's thinking about
Gwyn, in her mind: dragons can't blow their birthday cake
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cryptid-ghoulette · 9 days
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Pebble: “If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?”
Zephyr: “Strong”
Mist: “Weak”
Omega: “An idiot, is what you are”.
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Oh, so when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool," but when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need it let it go."
- Ji Yushi
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Cassian: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Rhys recently.
Feyre: No, Cassian, it's not what it looks like. I swear.
Cassian: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Feyre: No! You're the only one for me.
Cassian: Is that so?
Feyre: I promise. Rhysand and I are just bonded, okay? He's my mate.
Cassian: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
Feyre: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Cassian: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Feyre: Of course!
Rhys:
Rhys: What the-
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acomaflove · 1 month
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Rhysand and Azriel: *walk into the room laughing*
Feyre: SHHHHHH! You’ll wake the baby.
Rhysand, whispering: I thought Mor was babysitting Nyx tonight?
Feyre: She is.
Rhysand:
Feyre:
Azriel:
Rhysand, LOUDLY whispering: THEN WHO IS THE BABY?!?
Feyre: *points to Cassian passed out on the sofa*
Rhysand: You did not just refer to a 500+ year old war general as a BABY.
Feyre: Correction: An Illyrian Baby.
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incorrectacotarblog · 7 months
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Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me
Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane
Cassian: biological whorefare
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velidewrites · 1 year
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Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—
Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*
Rhysand:
Rhysand: I want that one
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Momma didn't raise a quitter. She definitely raised a bitch, but not a quitter.
-Nesta Archeron
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