#incorrect ramayan quote

[ssj2hindudude]

Surpanakha: So, what's your type?

Rama: I have a wife.

Surpanakha: So what's your type, then?

Rama: My wife.

Surpanakha: And what does she look like?

Rama: She looks like my wife.

Surpanakha: So what would you rate me out of 10?

Rama: Umm, I can't do that.

Surpanakha: Can't rate me at all?

Rama: I can't rate you at all.

Surpanakha: What would you rate your wife out of 10?

Rama: She broke my scale.

Rama: Because she's so beautiful.

#ram x sita #incorrect ramayan quote #valmiki ramayan #ramayana #happy diwali #diwali #deepawali #deepavali

[inc0rrectmyths]

Laxman and Shatrughan are the presidents of Ram and Bharat fanclub. Y'all can't change my mind.

Me: *a very professional interviewer*

Me: So! What made you both start this fanclub?

Shatrughan: Cuz our two amazing brothers are amazing! Duh!

Laxman: Yup! They both are strong warriors, caring brothers, loving husbands, ideal fathers, obedient sons, handsome men, kind princes and a very beautiful human being inside and outside.

Me: Ok! Ram and Bharat! What do you both think about the fact that your younger bros are so in love with you both??

Ram and Bharat: *blushing slightly* Umm.. It's really sweet of everyone actually! Thanks for the compliments. *smile*

Me and 10000 other woman: *heart eyes*

Laxman and Shatrughan: *fanboying*

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Hanuman, to Ravan: Can I have a seat?

Ravan: *cracks up* What makes you think so?

Hanuman: *shrugs* Touche.

Hanuman: *expands his tail and coils it on the floor to create a seat for himself that is higher than the seat of Ravan's throne and sits on it, smirking*

Ravan:

Hanuman: So anyways-

#THIS WAS SO FRICKIN FUNNY #I was just laughing about it with my mom #The look on Ravan's face LMFAO #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #hindu mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect mythology #hinduism #hindu memes #incorrect hindu gods #hindu gods #hanuman #asuras #ravana #desiblr #hindublr #ramayana #valmiki ramayan

[enigma-the-mysterious]

DUDE!

DUDE!

Raavan rode the PUSHPAK VIMAN! It was a CHARIOT, it FLEW, it looked LOVELY and ELEGANT! You think the King of Lanka, the kingdom described as being rich and prosperous, would be caught dead riding this ugly ass beast??? If you showed me this picture without any context, I would think it was straight out of some sasta copy of Game of Thrones.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANTAGONISTS AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THEM DARK AND UGLY TO SHOW HOW EVIL THEY ARE!!!

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[questionableresponses]

Lakshman: do you think birds have feelings?

Rama: it’s 4 am go the fuck to SLEEP

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[15pantheons]

Lakshman: Am I in trouble?  Rama: Take a guess.  Lakshman: No?  Rama: Take another guess.

#queue #mythology #hindu mythology #incorrect quotes #source: perchance generator #ramayan #ramayana #ram #rama #lakshmana #lakshman #laxman #laxmana #not religious

[melancholicmonody]

Ram*to Sita*: Why are there mango seeds all over the garden ?

Sita*to Hanuman*: Why are there mango seeds all over the garden ?

Hanuman: Because I had mangoes for lunch Sita Ma *shrugs*

Sita: Because he had mangoes for lunch ~_~

Inspired from my bestie @inc0rrectmyths

@unmadana @aasthuu @sivuda @chaoticallykindmortal

#incorrect ramayan quotes #hindu mythology #ramayan #sita #just a joke

[herawell]

Dasharatha: I love all my children equally! Rama and... *looks at smudged writing* Sharmi, Bhargava, and Shweta.

Dasharatha: I also love all my wives equally. Kaikeyi, Kesari, and ... *squints* Sunitha?

(Sharmi refers to Shanta, his daughter by Kaushalya whom he gave up for adoption at birth.)

#dasharatha #ramayana #ramayan #hindu mythology #incorrect quotes #last one I promise

[vasudaivakutumbakam]

Hindu mythology as vines

ya’ll knew this was coming

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[ssj2hindudude]

Starting the Ramayan like

Vishnu: Ok, this time, my avatar is gonna be a king whose actions will set an example for all of humanity. I shall name him Rama.

Shiva:

#happy hanuman jayanti #jai sri hanuman #hanuman #hanuman is the original super saiyan #hanuman is the one #incorrect ramayan quote #ramayana #jai shree ram #jai sri ram #hinduism incorrect quotes #hindu memes

[ssj2hindudude]

"...I MET GOD?!? ...AND TRIED TO SET HIM ON FIRE?!?"

-Ravan when he realized Hanuman was Shiva's avatar

#so ironic that ravan was devoted to shiva #but still fought Hanuman #incorrect ramayan quote #ramayana #valmiki ramayan #ravana #hindugods #hindu gods #hinduism incorrect quotes #hinduism headcanons #hinduism headcanon #hindu mythology #hinduism #hanuman #hanuman is the original super saiyan

[ssj2hindudude]

Sugriva, to Hanuman and the rest of the army: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down

Sugriva, pulling out a chart: The benefits of killing him is I would get pushed way less-

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[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗥𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁: *fighting a demon*

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻: Hahaha! You both are losers! I'm gonna break every bone of your bodies and throw you both in a fire.

𝗥𝗮𝗺: ... Hey, could you not disrespect me and Bharat while fighting..?

𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻: Hahaha! Why? It hurts your ego? Such cry babies you both are!! Hahaha!

𝗕𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁: Umm, actually no... Our younger brothers Laxman and Shatrughan are watching us fight from behind the bushes and if they hear you disrespecting me and Ram, they both are gonna strike your head in half...

#i had this dream #fr #so wanted to make a incorrect quote with it #hindu mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect gods #incorrect hindu gods #hindu gods #indian mythology #ramayan #incorrect mythology #incorrect ramayan quote #incorrect hindu mythology #incorrect hindu myths #ayodhya #raghukul brothers

[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗦𝗵𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗶: "Never" means Not Ever.

𝗨𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗮: "Studying" means Student Dying.

𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘃𝗶: "Blush" means Blood Rush.

𝗦𝗶𝘁𝗮: And "Idiot" means you three.

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[inc0rrectmyths]

Other avatars of Vishnu: 💀💣💥⚡🔫🗡

Krishna: 😇🤡💅🌸🎶🎉

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Vibhishan: May I approach the bitch?

Ravan: .....What did you just say?

Vibhishan: I said "May I approach the bench?"

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