#incorrect shantae
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Rottytops: You know, you look like my first wife!
Shantae: ...how many times have you been married?
Rottytops: None, yet!
Shantae:
Rottytops:
Shantae: Oh my god.
#shantae#rottytops#incorrect shantae#source: two and a half men#shantae: okay that was SMOOTH but you can't tell me you didn't marry someone at least once for a prank#rottytops: you know me so well snackcakes
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Root: You read my diary?
Lumi: At first, I didn't know it was your diary! I thought it was a very sad handwritten book..
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Forum: What time is it?
Juliano, looking at his phone: …Saturday.
Forum: That's the best you can do?
Juliano: There are some numbers above it, but those could be anything.
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Lily: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Franky: They do.
Lily: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
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SMG4: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
SMG3: Bob, probably.
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Mario: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Luigi: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Mario: They're not.
Luigi: Haha, very funny.
Mario: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Luigi: No… what happened?
Mario: …Why would you fall for it again.
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Plurality: You helped me! Why?
Lil Coding: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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Kaizo: Are you bummed you don’t get to be on the same team as Meggy?
Mario: Have you ever played a game with Meggy?
Kaizo: No…
Mario: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field..*
Meggy, chasing Bob: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Mario: *closes a cabinet*
*A crash is heard behind the cabinet door.*
SMG4: What was that?
Mario: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Shantae: What's wrong, Tutu?
Tulip: Hey! That’s mean! Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Shantae: That’s technically true. Why are you calling?
Tulip: Well… There’s a crisis.
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Bob: For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Lil Coding: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
#virus: root#cats are liquid lumi#usb: smg4#avatar: juliano#oc: lily#smg4 franky#smg4#smg3#smg4 mario#smg4 luigi#code: plurality#code: lil coding#kaizo koorumaniru#meggy spletzer#shantae#avatar: tulip#bob bobowski#incorrect quotes
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(mostly) Avatar Quotes
SMG4: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Mario: Put spaghetti in it!
SMG4: I am currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Meggy: Put spaghetti in it
SMG4: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Bob: Put spaghetti in it
SMG4: I am no longer taking suggestions
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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?
Ash: I'm a Trainer!
Someone: No, I mean, what's in your pants?
Ash, pulling a few Pokeballs out of his pockets: Ballz.
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Kirby: Hey, are you the "arr" type of pirate or the "yo ho ho" type of pirate?
Ringo Mortis: I'm the "not paying that much for photoshop" kind of pirate.
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Nimbus in the Avatar Group Chat: For the last time, "your" and "you're" are different things!
Nimbus: "Your" is possessive and "you're" is a contraction of "you are."
Tulip: my fire
Cole: the one
Tune: desire
Juliano: Believe
Arle: when I say
Pikachu (not an avatar but they let him in since he's at all the meetings): I
Shantae: WANT
Kirby: IT
Sora: THAT
Olimar: WAY!
Nimbus: I'm blocking all of you.
Mario: TELL ME WHY!
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(honestly this fits how I view the canon versions of them too)
Etna: *kisses Flonne*
Etna: *lets go and turns around to kiss Laharl when he walks on-screen*
Etna: *flips off the camera with a smirk while Flonne and Laharl make out behind her*
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SMG8, whispering: Be strong.
Melody: Who's she talking to?
Nimbus: The Wi-Fi signal.
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Cole: *visibly shaking with rage*
Sally: Want me to leave so you can say bad words?
Cole: Yes, that would be nice.
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Ash: How long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Shantae: I'm pretty sure it-
Tulip, with absolute confidence: 72 hours.
Ash:
Shantae:
Shantae: ...How did you-
Tulip: There's a clown behind you.
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Cody: Why do you always insult the ghost of the place we check out?
Floyd: They know what they did.
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Cole: Why is Sally crying?
Elanore: She thinks she stepped on a ladybug.
Cole: "Thinks?"
Elanore: It was a red M&M.
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Laharl, sitting in the middle of a Pentagram with his arms crossed: I taught you how to summon me for emergencies.
Tulip, holding a jar of pickles: This is an emergency!
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Sora: To avoid accidentally using offensive language I've decided to use 90's surfer dude slang because accidentally offending someone is totally bogus, dude.
Laharl, raising her hand: Some people might not be comfortable being called "dude."
Sora: You are radically right and that is so not tubular. I apologize.
Arle: I find 90's surfer dude slang offensive to my ears.
Sora: Watch me catch this gnarly wave of "I don't care."
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Most of the Teen Squad: *sitting on a bench in various stages of grief*
Shantae: What's got you guys so sad?
Tulip: Sit down so we can tell you.
Shantae: *sits down...and her face rapidly twists into horror*
Desmond: This bench is freshly painted.
#smg4#smg4 ocs#incorrect quotes#mario#meggy spletzer#bob bobowski#ash ketchum#kirby#ringo mortis#bet you forgot about her didn't you#well#so did i#nimbus#tulip#cole#tune dark#juliano#arle nadja#ash's pikachu#shantae#kh sora#captain olimar#etna#flonne#laharl#smg8#queen melody#sally 13#cody#floyd floyener
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Holly Lingerbean: The existence of a girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a role I'm willing to provide.
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Uncle Mimic: No, you can't go.
Shantae: But all my friends-!
Uncle Mimic: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Shantae: Oh, jeez...probably?
Uncle Mimic, blinking: What, why?
Shantae: Because all my friends did! Think about it for a moment. Which scenario is most likely?
Shantae: Every single person I know, many of them level-headed and afraid of heights, all abruptly go crazy at the same time...or the bridge is on fire?
Uncle Mimic: I, uh...hmm....
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Empress Siren: This armor of mine has been enchanted to reflect any blade, arrow, or mace!
Risky: How about a gun?
Empress Siren:
Empress Siren, who has not been keeping tabs on the surface: The fuck's a gun?
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Sky: Be serious for a minute.
Rottytops: Thirty seconds is my record.
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Shantae: Hold your horses!
Mayor Scuttlebutt: I don't have any horses.
Shantae: ...It means calm down.
Mayor Scuttlebutt: I can't, my horses are gone!
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Bolo: If you had a plan B, now would be a good time, Rotty!
Rottytops: I barely had a plan A!
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Bolo: I just wanted to say...I have a massive crush on you.
Sky: Oh...why is Rotty with you?
Bolo: I brought her for moral support.
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[Sky, Rottytops, and Bolo are setting up an ambush for Hypno Baron]
Rottytops: Ha! Now we've got him!
[It is at that exact moment they get surrounded by ghosts]
Bolo: ...right where he wants us!
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Rottytops: Were you killed, bro?
Abner: Sadly, yes...but I lived!
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Rottytops: Look, Snackcakes? We have to be mean here, and I don't know if you've noticed, but you're kind of a softie.
Shantae: Hey, that hurts, you know!
Shantae:
Shantae: On second thought, I see your point.
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Techno Baron: You know, I have to say, this is much nicer than the last prison I was in.
Armor Baron: ...that's...reassuring?
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Techno Baron, sighing: It's a heavy burden, being a man of science.
Twitch: I know what you mean, Techno. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific mind with cartoons and sugar!
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Ammo Baron: ...why are there six people outside who say they want to meet with me?
Twitch: Well, you know how you love us because you haven't had a single meeting since we started working here? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, we reschedule it to March 31st.
Ammo Baron: Why?
Vinegar: Because we didn't think March 31st existed. "Thirty days hath September, April, March, November..."
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