#incorrect slasher quotes

[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n at home alone.

*phone rings*

Y/n: Mr. Sexy's pizza, the special is sexeroni

Billy, as Ghostface: *watching her answer from the window* .....

Stu: *cackling up with laughter*

Billy: *dial tone*

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[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

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[jesse-cromeans-sugarbaby]

Y/n: calling her best friend) yeah I know I was gonna let you know when I was free…..yeah…alright.

Slasher: (sitting with a towel wrapped around there hair and a face mask on…waiting for them to finish their call)

Y/n: omggg I know!! Yeah I saw it…yeah NO way!!

Slasher: (sighs walking out of the house before.)

Y/n: yeah so- (hears screaming over the phone) hello? Hm weird (turns seeing slasher covered in blood)

A/n: I apologize for not writing anything college has been hectic as shit. And my electives are taking up most of my time along with main courses

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Michael, refusing to die: I think I am going to violate the laws of nature on purpose.

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[moonxknightx]

Incorrect Thomas Hewitt quotes

Thomas: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Hoyt: Just rip the bandage off.

Thomas: It’s Y/N.

Hoyt: Put the bandage back on.

(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)

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[coca-colaobsession]

incorrect quotes with Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.

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[darkpeacemusic]

Vincent: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*

Freddy, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

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[slasherincorrect]

Billy: Why wont Carrie's mom talk to us?

Stu: Perhaps she's homophobic

Billy: We're not gay, Stu

Stu: We're not?

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[twyz]

Chucky leaving this as a voicemail for Kyle and Andy: WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SNITCHED ON ME TO MY WIFE???? WHAT??? I'M COMING FOR YOUR LEFT SHOES, AND IM SHITTIN IN THEM BUDDY! IM GONNA SPIT IN YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTHS FUCKOS,,,, WHERE ARE YO-

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[laughableillusions]

Madcap, sitting by himself at the dining room table:

Michael: what the fuck are you doing up it’s 2am

Madcap: Waiting for my hot pocket to cool down.

Michael:

Madcap:

Michael:

Michael: *sits down next to him*

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[slaasherslut]

Lester and Y/N talking about smoking weed.

Lester: Yeah and then I stop being, whatever it is, buzzed?

Y/N: Its high, Les

Lester: hi 😊

Y/N: *laughs*

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[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n: *takes a puff off of David's cigarette that's in his hand because they are stressed*

David: You know you can have your own cigarettes, right?

Y/n: Yeah but then I'd be a smoker.

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[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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[jesse-cromeans-sugarbaby]

My toxic trait…is that I think every slasher is in love with me and that I wouldn’t die..

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Michael, to Laurie: You only hate me because I've tried to kill you multiple times and will continue to. Get over yourself.

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[moonxknightx]

Incorrect Thomas Hewitt quotes

Thomas: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Y/N: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thomas: Absolutely not.

(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)

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