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Fushimi: Misaki, do you remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?
Yata, naked in Fushimi's bed: No. I absolutely don't.
Fushimi, already taking off his clothes: Fuck, me neither.
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Mikoto: It's pretty cold outside. Wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Totsuka, blushing: OK!
Izumo: It's fucking summer.
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Munakata: Fushimi is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.
Seri: Boys?
Fushimi: Homicide.
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Totsuka: We all have our demons.
Totsuka: [puts his arms around Mikoto]
Totsuka: This one's mine!
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Shiro: Talk dirty to me~
Kuroh: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Shiro: Wha-
Kuroh: The economy is in shambles.
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Kuroh, at Yukari's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone at the funeral: Of course. *they leave*
Kuroh, leaning over Yukari's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Yukari, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah no shit.
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Yata: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone!
Rikio: What are you talking about? Of course-
Chitose, holding out a hand to shut Rikio up: No, no, they have a point-
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Yukari: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Nagare: *pulls out card from deck* Is this your card?
Yukari: Holy shit.
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Izumo: I think I'm falling for you.
Seri: Then get up.
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Nagare: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Tenkei: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Nagare: Wasps?
Sukuna: Terriers?
Yukari: Sukuna.
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Misaki: Did you know that if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same?
Saruhiko: Kill two-
Misaki: No.
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Saruhiko: Hey, spell 'me'.
Misaki: Ok? M, E?
Saruhiko: You forgot the D
Misaki: Are you fucking dumb? There's no D in 'me'.
Saruhiko: Not yet-
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Misaki: hey do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Saruhiko: you're a hazard to society
Mikoto: and a coward. Do twenty.
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Saruhiko: Alright, so you and I are married.
Misaki: We are not married.
Saruhiko: Relax, it's just pretend.
Misaki: I don't wanna pretend!
Saruhiko: What, scarred you'll like it?
Misaki: Ok, if we're married, I want a divorce!
Tatara: Are you two like this all the time?
Izumo: Yes, they are...
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