Amity: Being gay is such a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my girlfriend, as we listen to birds" and "hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very reasonable
Luz: If the window is open and we time it right, we can do both!
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"Saint Sebastian, patron saint of getting horny"
Thank you for recognising the truth, Skyjacks podcast
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finished a showdown in Hitman's freelancer mode by snapping the target's neck and the mission completion screen gave me the label "chiropractor"
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learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
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is the ofmd gifset cute? no, ed is wearing a robe, blackbeards only do this when they are extremely distressed
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Listen, i’m not saying He was right, but if a giant golden man with golden armor and glorious golden abs came to me and told me to conquer the galaxy, I wouldn’t even question it, I would genocide my way to Terra and genocide my way back.
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hey girl sorry um, they found out your favorite character is neurodivergent. yeah, the fandom is infantilizing them, ignoring their intelligence, and reducing them to comic relief. yeah there’s nothing we can do about that. I’m so sorry
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I love how neferiously hugh laurie delivered his lines in that 5x1 scene where house is blackmailing wilson. because the dialogue could’ve been conveyed in a manner that was obviously facetious and unserious (like the way RSL was playing the scene: “You’d jeopardise a patient—? 😒🙄) but he literally chose to go “If it keeps you here😈👹” in the most deadass, diabolical tone. so the result is that we have house sounding like a genuine psychopath as he threatens to let a woman die and then wilson proving he’s an even BIGGER one by responding with, like, mild exasperation at best. 10/10 dynamic no notes
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