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redpool · 9 months

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Because we are moving, I've been rewatching Supernatural while packing and I've decided i want to make a list of the episodes that i actually like (meaning that I actually like what I'm watching).

Season 1:

Episode 1 'Pilot' - Minus the intro, i usually skip that

Episode 2 'Wendigo' - That last bit, where Dean has the bandage on his throat... *insert debby ryan meme here*

Episode 3 'Dead in the Water' - Enough said, i mean come on..

Episode 5 'Bloody Mary' - I used to be terrified of this ep. But the way the boys are so soft and comforting towards the girls. (and Mary is pretty)

Episode 7 'Hook Man' - Love me some hook man. and the black shirt and brown jacket combo on Dean *chefs kiss*

Episode 12 'Faith' - Dean is just really attractive to me i this ep, he's so sick and pathetic looking and i love it... THE HOODIE

Episode 17 'Hell House' - AHDHGDGDHGDHBGDGDCVGDCB PRANK WARS!!!!!!

Episode 19 'Provenance' - Idk why "HOLY, BLONDE, CHEERLEADER, BATMAN" < I quote that so so much

Season 2:

Episode 2 'Everybody Loves A Clown' -

I want to say Bloodlust because of Benny but I hate that other shitbird

Episode 4 'Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things' - Its just a fun ep

Episode 5 'Simon Said' - ASH MY LOVE!!!!!

Episode 6 'No Exit' - America's first known serial killer

Episode 11 'Playthings' - "Of course, the most troubling question is: Why do these people assume we're gay?" "Well, you are kinda butch, but I just think you're overcompensating."

Episode 15 'Tall Tales' - GABE MY LOVE!!!!!!

Episode 17 'Heart' - uhhh werewolves, need I say more?

Episode 18 'Hollywood Babylon' - another idk why

Episode 19 'Folsom Prison Blues' - two words, Blue. Steel.

Season 3:

Episode 3 'Bad Day At Black Rock' - Bela *Insert debby ryan meme*

Episode 5 'Bedtime Stories' - another fun one

Episode 6 'Red Sky at Morning' - Bela, my love!'

Episode 8 'A Very Supernatural Christmas' - Protective Dean, "You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill ya!"

Episode 11 'Mystery Spot' - GABE MY LOVE!!!!!!

Episode 13 'Ghostfacers' - GHOST- GHOSTFACERS, I also love that we see a whole different version of the Winchesters. (sweary)

Season 4:

Episode 1 'Lazarus Rising' - The beginning of the longest queerbaiting relationship ever

Episode 4 'Monster Movie' - do I really need to explain?

Episode 6 'Yellow Fever' - "I'll man the flashlight!"

Episode 7 ' It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester' - ngl the title makes no sense, and there is a reason, i just can't think of it.

Episode 8 'Wishful Thinking' - another fun episode, this is the episode that, that kid that killed his mum and set out to take the Canadian prime minster out is in.

Episode 12 'Criss Angel Is a Douche Bag' - *shrugs*

Episode 13 'After School Special' - BABY SAM, younger Dean 😏

Episode 14 'Sex and Violence' - BI DEAD BI DEAN BI DEAN BI DEAN

Episode 18 'The Monster at the End of This Book' - also *shrug*

Episode 19 'Jump the Shark' - ADAM!!!! Adam ☹️😢

Season 5:

Episode 5 'Fallen Idols' - another fun episode

Episode 6 'I Believe the Children Are Out Future' - JESSE!!!!! There was so much potential in this kid, we could have the greatest duo with Jesse and Jack.

Episode 7 'The Curious Case of Dean Winchester' - BI DEAD BI DEAN BI DEAN BI DEAN

Episode 8 'Changing Channels' - GABE MY LOVE!!!!!!!!

Episode 9 'The Real Ghostbusters' - fair enough

Episode 11 'Sam, Interrupted' - ✨therapy✨

Episode 12 'Swap Meat' - fun episode

Episode 14 'My Bloody Valentine' - "I don't like it!" "No one likes it."

Episode 17 '99 Problems' - "Not you. Or me. Sam of course is an abomination. We'll have to find someone else." & "Well, what is she, exactly?" "The whore." "Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think."

Episode 18 'Point of No Return' - ADAM!!!! Adam... ☹️😢

Episode 19 'Hammer of the Gods' - GABE!!!!! Gabe.... ☹️😢

Episode 21 'Two Minutes to Midnight' - OH, DEATH, OH, DEATH, OH, DEATH,

Episode 22 'Swan Song' - THE BEGINNIG OF MIADAM!!!! funny story, when i had an iPhone i had "Hey, Assbutt" as my text tone and it was almost as scary as when I had Obi-Wan's "Hello there"

Season 6:

Episode 3 'The Third Man' - BALTHAZAR MY LOVE!!!!!!!!

Episode 9 'Clap Your Hands If You Believe' - Souless!Sam is a dick but I kinda love him.

Episode 17 'My Heart Will Go On' - BALTHAZAR!!!!!!!! "Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you."

Episode 18 'Frontierland' - Why is Elias kinda hot...?

Episode 19 'Mommy Dearest' - I just like the bar scene

Season 7:

Episode 1 'Meet the New Boss' - "And who says you speak for God? You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend." "Okay, fun's over, friend" "Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for Me." "And who the heck are you?" "I'm God.", basically the whole church scene

Episode 5 'Shut Up, Dr. Phil' - It's just a funny episode

Episode 9 'How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters' - "I think you pissed off my sandwich."

Episode 14 'Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie' - "Ha! I'm sorry, you look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers."

Episode 20 'The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo' -CHARLIE BABY!!!!!!

Episode 21 'Reading is Fundamental' - KEVIN MY LOVE!!!!!!

Season 8:

Episode 1 'We Need to Talk About Kevin' - That whole first scene, BENNY MY LOVE!!!!!!

Episode 2 'What's Up, Tiger Mommy?' - ALFIE!!!!!!!!! BENNY!!!!!!!

Episode 4 'Bitten' - outside perspectives are always funny

Episode 5 'Blood Brother' - BENNNY!!!! Vampirates.

Episode 6 'Southern Comfort' - GARTH!!!!!

Episode 7 'A Little Slice of Kevin' - KEVIN!!!! Dean isn't even trying to hide his gay.

Episode 8 'Hunteri Heroici' - I'll introgate the cat."

Episode 9 'Citizen Fang' - I hate this episode but yeah

Episode 11 'LARP and the Real Girl' - CHARLIE, MY LOVE!!!!!!

Episode 12 'As Time Goes By' - HENRY, MY LOVE!!!!!!

Episode 13 'Everybody Hates Hitler' - Adam Rose is in it, do i need to continue?

Episode 15 'Man's Best Friend with Benefits' - I hate witches but this ep is good.

Episode 20 'Pac-Man Fever' -

Episode 23 'Sacrifice' - The last scene and speech that Dean says to Sam.

Season 9:

Episode 1 'I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here' - GADDY!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!

Episode 4 'Slumber Party' - CHARLIE!!!!! TIIO!!!!!!

Episode 5 'Dog Dean Afternoon' - just a fun one, the pigeon is the best character in this episode.

Episode 7 'Bad Boys' - BABY DEAN BABY DEAN BABY DEAN

Episode 8 'Rock and a Hard Place' - "But when you get down to it, what's the big deal? Sure, there's the touching and the feeling all of each other, my hands everywhere, tracing every inch of her body. The two of us moving together, pressing, pulling, grinding, and then you hit that sweet spot and everything just builds, builds and builds until it all just... [Makes explosion noise] ...But the whole thing was just a little too sticky."

Episode 13 'The Purge' - Out of all of the creatures in this show the Pishtacos are my favourite.

Episode 15 '#thinman' - the return of the Ghostfacers, they're so gay for eachother.

Episode 16 'Blade Runners' - sexy

Episode 19 'Alex Annie Alexis Ann' - ALEX!!!!!!!

Season 10:

Episode 1 'Black' - DEMON!DEAN FOR THE WIN!!!!

Episode 2 'Reichenbach' - Demon Dean...

Episode 3 'Soul Survivor' - Demon Dean.

Episode 4 'Paper Moon' - KATE!!!!

Episode 5 'Fan Fiction' - Do I really need to explain why I like this one? 🎶"JOHN AND MARY, HUSBAND AND WIFE, BRINGING HOME A BRAND NEW LIFE, HIS NAME IS SAMMY, I'M BIG BROTHER DEAN"🎶

Episode 6 'Ask Jeeves' - the interactions are just really funny.

Episode 7 'Girls, Girls, Girls' - ROWENA!!!!!! the only witch I can stand.

Episode 8 'Hibbing 911' - JODIY AND DONNA SUPREMACY!!!!

Episode 12 'About a Boy' - Just a fun episode

Episode 13 'Halt & Catch Fire' - ghosts are always fun episodes

Episode 14 'The Executioner's Song' - the end of Cain

Episode 15 'The Things They Carried' - probably my favourite Cole episode.

Episode 16 'Paint It Black' - I just like this ep

Episode 19 'The Werther Project' - BENNY!!!!!!

Season 11:

Episode 4 'Baby' - self explained, i'd say.

Episode 5 'Thin Lizzie' - idk why

Episode 7 'Plush' - its just funny

Episode 8 'Just My Imagination' - 'She's got sparkle on her face!'

Episode 11 'Into the Mystic' -

Episode 12 'Don't You Forget About Me' - DAD DEAN DAD DEAN DAD DEAN DAD DEAN

Season 12:

Episode 6 'Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox' - It's just funny watching people react the way they do towards the boys.

Episode 8 'LOTUS' - ARTHUR!!!!!!

Episode 11 'Regarding Dean' - Considering that he was going to die this and the Zanna episode are my all time favourites.

Season 13:

Episode 1 'Lost and Found' - JACK!!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!

Episode 2 'The Rising Son' - Jack means a lot to me.

Episode 4 'The Big Empty' - ✨therapy✨

Episode 6 'Tombstone' - GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Episode 10 'Wayward Sisters' - GIRLFRIENDS GIRLFRIENDS GIRLFRIENDS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Episode 16 'Scoobynatural' - I like it when they give us a break from the on-going trauma filled story lines.

Season 14:

Episode 4 'Mint Condition' - fun episode

Episode 6 'Optimism' - fun episode

have you guys seen this yet? this is such a cool picture.

Season 15:

Episode 1 'Back and to the Future' - BELPHEGOR!!!!! (i only like Alex's version)

Episode 2 'Raising Hell' - a trip down memory lane

Episode 3 'The Rapture' - *shrugs*

Episode 7 'Last Call' - I just think its funny how Dean faked being able to sing for all those years, I assume to make Sam laugh.

Episode 8 'Our Father, Who Aren't In Heaven' - ADAM!!!!!!! MIDAM!!!!!!! THATS A RELATIONSHIP I WANNA JOIN!!! Oh and its a win for Destial too i guess.

Episode 15 'Gimme Shelter' - Jack & Dean bonding experience.

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storiesofsvu · 1 year

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happy thursday fuckers... you know whats up

Here we go… backwards viewing. We starting with OC. Let’s see if I give two fuck about whats going on…

That therapist looked and sounded super familiar… where do I know him from? Was he fins rope guy? Brb…ugh… its not on imdb yet… *sigh*

Not me looking like a clown reading the opening credits of all THREE shows for guest stars waiting for my fave to pop back up…

I JUST realized that when I was TRYING to fucking watch the last episode on citytv the app/site kept glitching and freezing and I never finished it… that’s why I have NO idea whats going on LOLOL

This show would be so much better without Elliot… also If they gave Ayanna her wife back..

I literally like every detective on this show except for Elliot.

Jamie’s bomb. Also hot. 10/10 would bang

Welp. Okay. That felt over quick yet also took 5 hours to get through this damn episode.

Onto mothership;

Yeah fuck this guy… you’re in nyc… you’re gonna step in some shit. I want to punch you.

“morales” are you kidding me? Can we stop reusing names of recurring characters?? I get, diff show but still same universe.

I would prefer this show if it was just Mechad & Odelya… OH and Kate.

Completely unrelated; someone pls remind me to put together a grocery list/meal prep list of things super easy so I stop ordering fucking delivery. I need to get that shit together.

Mechad just *yelled* and I *felt things* jfc

What TF is senator paley doing here?! Where is keane to spit in his face. Get this man off my tv pls.

Ugh fuck this asshat. This is horrible. But also… we’ve done this storyline in older episodes… alex & casey have both gotten people out of ICE. Cmon sam… where was your paperwork…

OOF she brought her big balls to this… hello m’am

FUCK defence attorneys who attack the character of a prime witness just because they’re there illegally. Like, fuck off, you had her detained in the first place.

Wow okay, fucking heartbreaking ending, way to just hurt Sam.. baby.. is okay… I will cuddle you back to happiness.

FINALLY, okay here we go svu. Ive heard some interesting things about the ep… let’s see

I don’t know if I’m ready for this…

DID WE REALLY HAVE TO REVISIT THE ROLIVIA GOODBYE?!?! AS IF I HAVE NOT SOBBED OVER IT ENOUGH!??

DID SHE LEAVE THE FUCKING CHIPMUNK?? WTF?? IVE HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT IT FOR YEARS

Ugh…. The fin amanda dynamic was always such a fucking good one… I will miss them

Okay I d love that Duarte still watches out for/hangs out with muncy

Who… once again is wearing plaid… like the queer she is…

When is mcgrath gonna fucking meet his rotten end… I need him gone…

Oh THANK GOD noah doesn’t fully witness this?? I was so concerned.

Somehow… that wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be? And I KNOW this is probably leading up to other shit that certain fans really want to see, but like, can we give olivia a damn break please? *eyeroll*

Also it’s just plain pathetic to only have two detectives. Like… I know molly replaced kelli, but we really still need another one… OR make the ada a more prominent feature, add in huang/a shrink, the ME, make there be more of a larger rotating cast like s8/9….

Omg fin lololol

“you have a visitor…” andits FUCKING MCGRATH ugh what a way to make things worse…

Okay… m’am… you were doing so well this season, and now we’re back to the super breathy acting.. why…

Im glad they keep mentioning Phoebe, like, the writers haven’t forgotten about her so that’s a good sign.

Im SORRY. She keeps a SHOTGUN in an UNLOCKED closet?? WITH NOAH IN THE HOUSE?!?!

Anyone else super confused as to how her ribs aren’t broken? Or at least cracked? Like… it really seems like it..

Okay… her lingering on amanda’s empty desk is giving me s13 flashbacks, like, amanda would have reached out…. She’s literally married to someone olivia sees on a regular basis.

I’m hot for Duarte now and I fully blame @bulletproof for that….

Wait… I just saw a commercial for Chicago PD… I watched the new ep right before my l&o viewings… was Hank even in this week’s ep??

Omg muncy was so fucking excited to take off the blazer lolololol

Who TF is this guy… detective Bruno…. I swear I know him from somewhere

Oh… okay… he’s been on svu 5 times before… (as different characters… the one being the husband of the woman who accused Stone of assault)

This ep is meh. There’s too much fin and olivia and this new fuck I don’t care about, give me the characters I *want* to see pls.

Seriously… why must police always think that people know about their HALF siblings?!? People be whores… I didn’t know I had THREE half brothers til I was 14…

Overall… this was underwhelming.

I know it’s a three parter (I believe?) so like, there’s more coming, but like… underwhelming as a whole. I’m not even going to bother to gif any of it this week. Sorry not sorry besties.

#law and order svu #law and order #law and order spoilers #svu spoilers

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smalltragedy · 3 years

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* brigette lundy-paine, nonbinary + they/them | you know kirby wormwood, right? they’re twenty five, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, two weeks? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to ring ring by mika like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole balancing acts at perilous heights destined to entertain, jack of all trades master of none, refusal to accept the mortal world as it is thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is december 1st, so they’re a sagittarius, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( james, 21, est, they/them )

hllo welcome 2 my third character i love them a lot theyre a. remake of an older oc of mine so this is fun <3 sdfhk anyways once again i am asking u. pleathe like if u wld like to plot.

ARSON TW

mini playlist.

wizard ;; lucas lex / ring ring ;; mika / crows ;; clues / sunrise sunset ;; bright eyes / la llorona ;; beirut / no children ;; the mountain goats / might be love ;; the pesky snakes / sax in the city ;; let’s eat grandma.

statistics.

full name: kirby wormwood (currently).

nickname(s): magpie.

birthday: december 1st, 1995.

zodiac: sagittarius sun, aries moon, libra ascending.

mbti & temperament: estp & improvisor / sanguine.

label: the hellion.

hometown: abilene, texas.

sexuality: bisexual.

pinterest.

biography.

alright lets get right into it. kirby ws switched at birth. they cld’ve hd a very like. picket fence trampoline in the backyard. 4 columns cos its texas n it feels right. bt instead they were chosen <3 somewhat unintentionally <3 by dorothea n fawley wormwood, two traveling circus workers who emergency stopped in abilene.

n u know what. growing up in st. pierre’s traveling circus ws kinda fkn awesome? like ok. besides the fact tht they were homeschooled fr like evr n there were a sparing amt of children 2 socialize with? it ws p cool idk.

it ws kinda like everybody ws their parent n also not at all bc they were all very casual. bt they grew up learning hw 2 maintain the circus (n also like. normal school thingz bt i dnt think kirby hs ever cared abt school like ever) n whenever they hd a show kirby wld facepaint or handle tickets until they were old enough 2 start learning like. the Real fun things.

fawley hd a lot of his own weird odd little like superstitions n beliefs n practically raised kirby on them like n they dnt rly <3 make a lot of sense. lots of made up philosophy. very much like. nothing defines u. u cn b anything or anyone. n kirby ws like ok cool. n then developed a god complex.

names didnt rly stick 2 kirby when they were a kid like. nothing satisfied them or felt worthy fr them or simply they just. got tired of a name. this isnt related 2 them being nonbinary BUT it did help ease some of the. pressure of exploring gender identity. theyve only hd one name tht stuck genuinely n tht ws magpie n. thts bc everybody hd their own bird name n it felt very. like community. like a role. usually the names they used during performances bt. anyways KFHDSGLKKHL

theyre Kirby bt answers 2 most. neutral nouns.

honestly. they were also a rascal as a youth. ws like. oh. i learned sleight of hand? cool. time 2 pick pockets. wld throw popcorn into the hair of other kids n b like. omggg what was that ... became a mime fr a year. it ws a rigorous training.

now a master of charades. bt anyways. they traveled pretty much weekly, maybe bimonthly n sometimes just pure monthly. there wsn’t an off season fr them, when the colder months came they’d travel south and when summer rolled in they’d go right back up again. it ws easy to switch personas almost daily n just. never reveal ur true self. totally not saying tht’s what kirby did bt thts what they did. it nvr made them lose sight of themselves it ws more like. acting. tricking ppl fr fun.

anyways all good things come 2 an end and when kirby ws like. 18. they were like hey ur old enough that we cn trust u with fire. we think. n they started 2 learn fire-throwing n like. they were ok at it bt lessons were painfully slow n kirby ws like. i wld b so good at this if i cld do it all the time. n it ws like. hey kirby, chill. u already know a lot of things.

arson tw // u see where this is going. tents are kind of flammable. kirby ws unsupervised. bad decisions all around. circus is aflame. all the animals n all the circus workers got out fine bt like. st. pierre’s ws efficiently out of business. arson end of tw //

n kirby fkn booked it they just. ran. pure fear. nvr looked back which is like super traitorous of them 2 do bt. sometimes they meet up in secret like. sunglasses n all at a coffee shop. not all of them just like. fawley or someone else. theyre like. ur family u cld burn down a thousand circuses n we’d still love u. n kirby is like yeah i know bt i’ve rly committed to the bit now. n they dnt reunite.

anyways. since then kirby hs just been. a traveler. nvr rly staying anywhere fr super long n driving around in their shitty little van tht’d been used as housing back at st. pierre’s.

they’re in irving n theyve been there fr almost. suspiciously long. compared 2 their average stays. when asked abt what they do or why theyre there theyll just. give a vague answer or spin a long tale tht usually involves a burning circus.

theyre staying at uh. abernathy creek rn bc of course they r they fit in so naturally. welcomed with wide arms. might b soul searching rn might b on the hunt fr their birth parents might b just vibing ... whose to say ..

personality & facts.

has a Big personality tht attracts others fr better or fr worse. either super likeable or the most despicable person on the earth. no in betweens. n honestly tht is a talent in itself

has no off button is constantly. spinning tales or performing a dance or getting kicked out of bars fr whatever nonsense reason.

honestly they prob think tht nothing bad cn ever happen to them even tho like. bad has literally happened 2 them before? love the optimism here. KLFGDLKFSDHGF

acts a bit like u’ve known them fr ur entire life they r oddly warm in tht way bt they themself r so distant tht its like. oh nice ok ...

both honest n yet dishonest like. yes they will hustle u out of ur money bt they will also tell u their opinion straight up.

probably smart bt they r just like. prime thembo? flowy pirate shirts n cropped tshirts n pants tht r never tight. dresses like they do still work n live at a circus.

likes 2 instigate things between others n then stand back n just watch it happen while taking like zero accountability. loves a good small town drama. avid milf hunter.

does not hv any faith in the american healthcare system at all n will straight up refuse 2 go 2 a hospital if they get hurt theyre like. i cn do it myself im like practically a professional. they r not a professional.

bt does hv like. a thing abt apples. fkn loves them.

uuuhhh cn play instruments bt all very badly. only knows one (1) song tht isnt made up n its wonderwall by oasis. they play it at parties. they expect fr tomatoes to b thrown at them at any given time.

very nimble. agile. granted its frm. learning circus tricks frm a baby age bt they hv impeccable balance n cn sneak up behind anyone without a single noise. uses this 2 their advantage in order 2 scare ppl. chaotic neutral.

loves having the attention on them i wont fk around here. will go to drastic measures to accomplish receiving it. my other muses r capable of taking things srsly bt kirby just. is not. they do not take a single thing srsly they barely even took. st. pierre’s destruction srsly n they caused it. maybe.

likes being able to just. be unknown so the amt tht ppl know abt them is actually very. little. i dnt think they even tell others their last name. sometimes not even their first. just hs so many aliases n nicknames. i know i didnt list any bt thts simply bc Any cld.

probably acts out to compensate fr the. underlying guilt they hv bt thts okay. i mean it isnt bt.

will probably show up if u call them fr help bt they lose interest in people p quickly n r always moving onto the next shiniest person. bt when they do they give them like. all their attention. if u wrong them in this period they will just. ignore it. bt when theyre bored then its like. u werent even friends at all? very odd.

perhaps it is commitment issues bt <3 ya. thts them. they do not claim favorite colors or movies or. most interests. probably bc theyre very very disconnected frm pop culture i think they learn everything thru twitter n google.

i wld not call them a good person bt i also dnt think theyre like evil horrible nasty awful they just. think abt themself a lot more than they think abt others n also refuses to face consequences ever and also .. anyways.

wanted plots.

part of the bird’s nest ;; honorary bird honorary circus member. u hv to be very well regarded by kirby to earn a bird name bt i feel like tht doesnt feel like a lot considering theyve only been here fr like. two weeks KDGDSHKGK. the catch is tht u cn only refer 2 them as magpie frm then forward.

hand in unlovable hand ;; theres comfort in being terrible ppl together n it may not last bt it doesnt hv to anyways. its just them n the like. vibes. n knowing tht its smth thts nvr gna b long term. cld b anything ur character just hs to be also a little evil. KHDSGFDS

one jester ... wht abt ... TWO jesters .. ;; hoo boy. ooh man. unstoppable force and immovable object combine forces n just become. the worst of the worst. ultimate jokesters. epic pranksters. absolute clowns. chaotic energy unmatched. always nonsense.

n also ;; ppl they’ve stolen frm, ppl who hv caught them in that act, ppl who’ve maybe seen them in the circus a very long time ago, Found Family Trope, real family shenanigans, kirby just asking everybody if theyre their dad., mortal enemies if they see each other its an instant duel 2 the death, etc.

#( kirby wormwood. ) about. / sunrise sunset.#irvingintro #arson tw

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bachelortiltherapture · 6 years

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Recap: Joe and Kendra’s Wedding

In case you missed it the first time, TLC aired a special of Joe and Kendra’s wedding last season. In case you missed both of those, TLC aired Joe and Kendra’s Wedding: Uncut, in possibly one of the most painfully long episodes of Counting On yet. They’re just so GODLY, but I’m pretty sure even God flipped the channel about twenty minutes in.

The show opens and Joe is working on the Lincoln Log cabin. I thought Grandma Duggar was supposed to be living here, but I guess since Grandma won’t be repopulating the Earth with God’s Fundamentalist Warriors, she can stay in the laundry room. Joe and Jeremiah (or Jedidiah?) are wiring the house for electric, and Joe says he thinks the house will be livable by the time they get married. Oh Joseph, have you learned nothing from Joy and Austin’s trailer? It’s small in there. The microwave doesn’t work.

Kendra comes by with a drink for Joe, and it’s possible that I’ve never been so repulsed by any single outfit as I am this one. I don’t know why. I just am. Joe shows her around the house, and she says she’s excited for a porch swing. The siblings do talking heads about how they can’t believe Joe’s getting married, and that he’s such a godly servant. Cut to shots of him pushing laundry, throwing tires, and spray-painting his name on a rock from that time the Duggars went on that trip in the RV. There’s even a shot of Michelle’s perm at its prime.

Next, Kendra goes to try on her dress for the last time. Miss Renee, the fundie dress lady, is out here trying super hard to make up for wearing pants like a heathen by widening her eyes and exclaiming every word she says. Renee drives me crazy. Kendra’s poor mother and siblings are crying their eyes out, probably because Kendra is literally only 19. I know they’re hardcore Christian, but I really don’t think they planned on one of their daughters getting married so young. Either that or Michelle just doesn’t care about Joy. Also highly likely. Kendra says that it really is starting to feel like the wedding is real, as every bride and groom participating in a Duggar wedding are contractually obligated to say every ten minutes.

Back at the big house, Jessa and Jana are making meatballs for Jeremy’s birthday. They’re making Italian because Jeremy is Italian and apparently there’s no spaghetti in Laredo, only enchiladas. I feel like every time the Duggars make Jeremy food they make spaghetti. I feel like spaghetti might be Jeremy’s tater tot casserole. Jordyn or Jennifer is also there, and she’s apparently never seen raw meat before, which I was genuinely surprised by. Jim Bob and Michelle need to kick up their indoctrination. I feel like Michelle must have the time now that she’s no longer spending all that time perming her hair up to God’s kingdom. (Jim Bob still takes an excruciatingly long time to perfectly mold that Little People hair).

Jana and Jessa taste the meatballs, and they’re disgusting. Jessa says they forgot to put in spices. I’m crying inside at these literally just meat and breadcrumb balls. Joy is making red sauce, three months pregnant, and they put them in the sauce and say they taste better now. Jinger and Jeremy arrive, and Jeremy is his creepy, oddly charming and kind of scripted self. I don’t trust Jeremy somehow. I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s cause we all know he definitely did coke while playing soccer? Anyway, they all sit down and have a wholesome meal of salad, spaghetti and balls of ground beef. I refuse to call them meatballs. You don’t even have to watch them pray! But how will I remember that this is a wholesome Christian family?

The next day, the girls are making scrapbook pages, while the boys are making a bench. I think each bridesmaid making a page in a scrapbook is a kinda cute idea, but maybe of the bride with the bridesmaid. They’re just making them with pictures of Joe and Kendra. It’s weird. The boys are making a bench they’re all gonna sign, and Ben is allowed to come along because it’s not too hard. Not that he’s going to help. Anyway, the middle boys pop that shit together in a speedy 20. Some of these middle boys are kinda cute. In an incredibly generic way. Now the family just has to sign the bench, and they’ll be good to go.

IT’S ONE DAY UNTIL THE WEDDING PEOPLE!! Jessa let’s us know theres a lot to be done, with the chapel, the rehearsal dinner room, and the “reception overflow,” AKA all the random people they invited to hit that 1000 mark. Cindy the wedding planner, who is definitely not a real wedding planner, tells us about how she doesn’t like to repeat ideas. For this wedding, she’s going to drop rose petals, which is basically repeating Joy’s confetti, so Cindy is a liar. Jana and Laura, who are really running the show, are shown setting up all the ~rustic crates~. We are even treated to a shot of Lauren Swanson, as TLC desperately tries to reel us into another season. Don’t they know that I’ll be watching this show til Israel and Sam stick their horrible father in an old folks’ home in Central America??

Kendra and Joe see the decorations and think they’re beautiful. There’s a lot of candles, I find it very vampire-chic. They’re organizing the millions of attendants on the steps, I’m very bored. Pastor Caldwell is in a fluorescent orange shirt. Austin says at their wedding rehearsal, he just wanted to get married then, AKA he was down to clown on the stage.

GOOD GOD THIS EPISODE IS LONG. Sigh. Here we are at the rehearsal dinner. Jessa reminds us how busy the receptions usually are, and so the rehearsal dinner is a nice time. Concept: don’t invite a million people to your wedding. Josiah is talking about how Joseph is a godly man, and plugs the inevitable baby that will arrive within the year. Lauren Caldwell, who can hardly handle Kendra leaving, talks about how much she loves her and doesn’t even mention her “servant’s heart” or “godly ways.” Because she actually loves her. Joy, however, never to be outdone, is up choking out how much she loves Joe because he was a good friend to her when she was questioning her faith. This is super sad and makes me hate JB and Michelle even more. Even Austin’s crying because Joe inspired the boys to read their bibles or some BS. We’re also reminded that Joe went to like a year of college. Odd. I mostly feel like the Bates boy in the background, who looks almost as bored as I am watching this wedding for the THIRD TIME.

All right. It’s FINALLY THE DAY, PEOPLE. If two hours is long, I honestly can’t imagine how long actually living through this must have been. Joe wrote a letter to each of his siblings, which is so sweet (seriously) and makes me like him a lot. At the Caldwell house, the camera pans over a sign with all the children’s birth dates, and I’m reminded of just how young Kendra is. Kendra and Lauren are getting ready in the bathroom, and Kendra says she’s most looking forward to the first kiss. They kinda talked about it, she says, and apparently she didn’t want to kiss him at first. Those 7/8th hugs say otherwise, Kendra. Joe says he’s going to go in and hit it straight on (his words, not mine), and that she’ll do her part once he’s there. I feel like the entirety of Counting On is me in the ninth grade trying to make word count on short responses.

Everyone arrives at the church, and Kendra says hi to Jill. One of two shots in this episode. Damn Derick and his transphobia ruining the TLC royalties. Joe says Kendra has no negative qualities. Oh boy. Everyone’s getting dressed for the wedding. Spurgeon is sitting on a chair watching something on a cell phone, being the cutest child to ever walk the Earth. Kendra’s mom is in the wedding as a bridesmaid, and I honestly didn’t even know until now because she probably isn’t even forty yet.

Josie and Jordyn are apparently helping to decorate the little cakes with flowers. It’s cute. Oddly, Josie’s looks better than Jordyn’s. Cute though. Kendra’s in her dress for the first look with her dad, who she exclusively calls Daddy. I am slightly uncomfortable, even though I sometimes call my dad daddy. Maybe it’s cause Pastor Caldwell looks like he could be the bachelor while my dad looks like Laurence Fishburne from Black-ish.

Next Kendra has her first look with Joe. He thinks she looks beautiful. So cute. They separate and now its CRUNCH TIME. The ruffle on Kendra’s dress starts to come off, so Jana whips out her whole ass sewing machine. This woman really brought her sewing machine. Jana is a goddess. They head to the doors, and it’s FINALLY STARTING. The couples walk down the aisle: Jana and John David, Joy and some rando, Josiah and Lauren, etc. etc. Finally its the big moment. They put the veil over Kendra’s face. They open the doors. Erin Bates is killing it with that signature bridal march that sounds like she has 4 hands. But we will not see her. Kendra and the pastor head down the aisle, and goddamn, Joe is an ugly crier. He is SOBBING. Probably thinking about how he won’t have to sleep in a bunk bed anymore.

They reach the end of the aisle, and before going up on stage, the pastor makes this speech about how he spent a ton of money raising Kendra, and so that’s her dowry. It’s super cringey and I want to die a little bit. Anyway, they go up and all the typical wedding stuff is happening, yada yada yada. It’s time for the rings, and Joe turns to Josiah. But Josiah doesn’t have them. WhErE aRe ThEy??? Suddenly, some random guy rappels from the rafters. Jim Bob clutches Michelle in fear, as this must be the sort of idolatry and fanfare those heathen Catholics practice. However, it’s just a prank on the part of Josiah. The guy gives him the rings, Josiah tips him and he runs off stage. Joe takes the rings, in his stoic way, like a man did not just rappel down from the catwalks. Kendra is giggling so hard she’s hyperventilating. Michelle looks absolutely titillated. Cindy is planning Josiah’s demise because her rose petals will NEVER trump an actual human coming from the sky. I feel like this is too clever for a Duggar wedding.

So Joe and Kendra are lighting the unity candle, which apparently every Duggar does. I haven’t been to a wedding since I was two, is this normal? Kendra leans over after lighting the candle and says “babe, take your time with the kiss.” Rightfully so. I would be shitting my pants if my first kiss ever was in front of a thousand people. Of course, Kendra doesn’t have skeleton stage makeup on and she isn’t drunk off green apple vodka at a cast party. But I digress.

So now the parents come up on stage to pray over the couple. Because this is a CHRISTIAN CEREMONY and they are a SWEET, GODLY COUPLE. Great. Also worth noting, throughout this there is a male vocalist singing this country ballad about being “daddy’s little girl” which I’m sure Kendra heard sometime and cried. I think it’s odd that this wedding song is literally all about Kendra and her dad, but not Joe. I guess this is just a reminder to Joe that if he ever disrespects Kendra, Pastor Caldwell will disc golf him into the ground.

Anyway, this praying part ends and Pastor Caldwell pronounces them husband and wife. Rose petals fall, and despite Kendra reminding Joe to take it slow, Joe DIVES for it and really smacks one on her…and she’s totally into it. I’m unsurprised, since this is the couple the most excited to bang since the likes of Jill and Derick. TLC replays it no less than three times from all different angles. The worst one is from behind Daddy Caldwell’s shoulder, if you’re interested.

Joe and Kendra turn around, everyone is cheering, and then the lights shut off. Everyone is super confused, but after a minute, Pastor Caldwell announces them Mr. and Mrs. Joe Duggar. And the TLC editor sighs in relief, since he finally gets a break from editing Josh out of all the footage. I’m happy for him.

Here we are in the gym, at the typical super-fast, thanks-for-buying-me-claires-gift-cards-off-our-amazon-registry, reception. The only really notable thing from this part of the episode is an absolutely amazing shot of Jana in candlelight. I love her. I love Jana.

Eventually, the couple walks out to a tunnel of sparklers, which I’m totally doing for my own wedding, fyi. They get in a pickup truck that is probably not road-safe, given the amount of spray paint on the windows, and driven off into the Arkansas night to some godly procreating in Greece. Or, more accurately, the Tonitown Comfort Inn.

Next season: Joe and Kendra are pregnant? Jinger and Jeremy are pregnant?? Joy is SUPER pregnant??? Jessa is super NOT pregnant???? WHO KNEW!! Oh wait, we all do, because social media is a thing and we aren’t fools, TLC.

#counting on #joe duggar #kendra caldwell #duggar #recap

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happy october! i know we’re less than a week away from halloween already but i figured now was as good a time as any to post this list i’d procrastinated for nearly a month.

i’ve always been a secret fan of all things scary (meaning all i ever do is watch horror films and television shows and read horror novels, but haven’t ever had a community to share these with) and i know that not everyone has access to every single streaming service, so with the help of @amyelxine on twitter, buzzkill is proud to present the (subjectively) best horror films on netflix, hulu, and amazon prime.

NETFLIX

1. scream ⤷ this 90s classic is honestly the perfect way to kick off any halloween/horror movie marathon. it’s not too scary, and probably everyone reading this list has already seen it, so it’ll end up being a nice little rewatch (and if any of you guys have a horrible memory, like me, you only remember the major plot points).

2. gerald’s game ⤷ based off of a stephen king novel, this movie is one of the best adaptations in recent years, in my opinion (not as good as IT but so much better than 2013′s carrie). i’m not sure how much i want to say about it, because i don’t want to give anything away for anyone who’s never watched it or who never read the book, but it’s definitely worth a watch, especially this time of year.

3. i am the pretty thing that lives in the house ⤷ this netflix original gothic supernatural horror film was relatively well-received by horror fans when it premiered in october of 2016, but much less so by critics. i have to admit that this is one of many on this list i’ve never seen, but i included it because i trust @amyelxine’s judgement when it comes to horror. it’s about a live-in nurse who cares for an elderly author, and the nurse is led to believe that the house is haunted.

4. terrifier ⤷i have yet to see this movie as well as i’m absolutely petrified of clowns (thanks, pennywise!) and even more so of serial killer clowns, so i’m going to pass on this, but if you’re not of the faint of heart like i am, you should totally watch it, as it’s favored by a lot of horror fans!

5. hush ⤷a creepy film about a deaf writer who’s isolated herself in the middle of the woods to finish her book and ends up preyed upon by a serial killer. this one is: complete insanity.

6. creep (and creep 2 honestly) ⤷this entire franchise is immaculate. written and produced by mark duplass, who also plays the main character, is about a man who responds to a craigslist ad for a videographer. the job is seemingly harmless: the poster wants to hire someone to create a film for his unborn son, as he only has a few months to live and will never get to meet him. the rest is complete and utter - enjoyable - chaos.

7. the haunting of hill house ⤷based off of shirley jackson’s acclaimed novel of the same name, this series revolves around a family who grew up in a house haunted by more than just ghosts, and how they’re still dealing with the consequences of that haunting. not just spooky - also deeply sad! perfect for the holiday season!

8. penny dreadful ⤷i genuinely cannot believe it took me as long as it did to get into this show. it’s a glorious amalgamation of all things gothic, a cross between supernatural and iconic literary classics we all know and love. it’s rather short, and so would definitely be easy to binge at halloween.

9. silence of the lambs ⤷this is another classic i can’t imagine skipping during autumn. i first saw this movie when i was 12 or 13 and when i say hannibal lecter shook me to my core - and still does - i am not exaggerating.

10. coraline ⤷now, i know not everyone counts this as a horror film, but it truly is horrific and beautiful. i’m sure everyone definitely knows of this movie, but it’s essentially about a young girl who feels underappreciated and unseen by her parents, and finds a door into another world where everything is the same - except everyone has buttons for eyes. it’s absolutely gorgeous and i’d definitely recommend watching it this time of year.

11. as above, so below ⤷ now THIS is a MOVIE. i’ve seen this film probably three or four times (probably more, but i used to have to watch it from between my fingers, so some of them don’t count). i love found footage films, and i think this is one of the most terrifying out of all of them. it’s like a spooky national treasure. i’d really recommend jumping into this blind!

HULU

1. into the dark series ⤷blumhouse productions, who’ve brought us films like get out, the visit, and the lazarus effect, has been releasing one nearly-full-length horror film a month for the last eleven, and they are all masterpieces. my personal favorites so far have been “the body,” “treehouse,” and “pure.” every episode of the anthology series has underlying, moral themes. none of them are just straight horror; most of them are either thrillers or psychological horrors. i wanted to highlight these first because i’m not sure if very many people know they exist, but i would highly, highly recommend this series if you have hulu.

2. a quiet place ⤷ one of the most popular horror films of the late 2010′s is john krasinski’s directorial debut about a family living in a post-apocalyptic world where monsters roam the earth and attack at the slightest sound. the most shocking event occurs in the first ten minutes of the film. i remember how deathly quiet the theater was when i saw this one - everyone was too afraid to make a sound!

3. seven ⤷ brad pitt and morgan freeman star in this cult classic about two detectives engaged in a game of cat and mouse with a serial killer whose pet project is the seven deadly sins. the movie’s mostly known for its iconic line “WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!” but the whole thing’s a masterpiece!

4. amityville horror ⤷ i hate to admit it, but i’ve never seen the original film - only this 2005 remake with ryan reynolds (that he is absolutely incredible in) - but from what i’ve heard, the remake is just as terrifying as the 1979 classic. it’s a slow burn that allows you to watch as the patriarch of the lutz family descends into madness.

5. castle rock ⤷ a self-proclaimed “psychological-horror series set in the stephen king multiverse,” the first season of this show is centered on a strange man found in a cage in an abandoned cellblock of the prison in castle rock. the rest is worth the watch to find out.

6. light as a feather ⤷ this hulu original teen horror-drama is relatively easy to consume in one sitting, and if you like shows like the vampire diaries and teen wolf, you’ll definitely like this one, about a group of friends who meet a girl and play a game with her and die, one by one.

AMAZON PRIME

1. hereditary ⤷ hereditary is easily the scariest movie i’ve seen. ever. it’s about as far off from a straight forward horror movie as one gets, and the psychological aspects of it are just as - if not more disturbing than - the gore in this movie. if it’s difficult for you to stomach gore, i wouldn’t suggest you watch this one, but if you can, please do!

2. rosemary’s baby ⤷ surprise! you’re pregnant. even bigger surprise: it’s the antichrist!

3. saw ⤷ another one of those movies you just can’t skip when talking about the best horror movies anywhere. this franchise has transcended decades, but the original is my personal favorite, in which two men wake in an unfamiliar room and are told to kill the other or their family will die.

4. hellraiser ⤷ this movie is quite strange but very enjoyable nonetheless, and to try to explain it to you would be like pulling the nails from the film’s protagonist (i guess you could call him that?) one by one.

5. the corpse bride ⤷ tim burton’s masterpiece about a man who wanders into the forest on the eve of his wedding and ends up in the land of the dead, kidnapped, essentially, by a woman who was murdered after eloping with her lover. burton-esque creepiness ensues.

6. sleepy hollow (1999) ⤷ almost everyone is aware of the legend of sleepy hollow (and if you’re not, have you been living under a rock?) and this 1999 tim burton film starring johnny depp as ichabod crane, an investigator brought to the small town in downstate new york to look into the mysterious beheadings the community seems to be plagued with.

#horror #horror film #horror films #horror movie #horror movies #streaming #stream #streaming movies #stream movies #streaming films #stream films #netflix #hulu #amazon prime

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Miss the James Harden-Kevin McHale feud? You’re in luck!

Good morning. We have that and more in Monday’s NBA newsletter.

You may remember that Kevin McHale was fired as Rockets coach just under two years ago amid clashes with James Harden. Harden had come into that season in poor shape, partly due to an injury and -- people assume -- partly due to joining the Kardashian inner party circle.

Now working as an on-air analyst, McHale offered on NBA TV that Houston traded for Chris Paul because Harden "is not a leader." In response to a question about his old coach's comment, Harden declared that McHale is "a clown." Which is about two breathes of a baby rhino from "bum," if we're being honest.

Mike D'Antoni gave some examples of Harden's leadership to back up his star player, and Harden seemed genuinely hurt by the accusation. It's worth wondering what leadership in the modern NBA truly is. D'Antoni mentions that Harden has gotten the players together in the offseason to train and takes the team out during the season to keep them together. What Paul may instead do will be organize the defense on the court, in the throes of a game.

McHale and D'Antoni may be talking about two different things here. The issue is that McHale really ought not rip players like Harden -- players who will take it very seriously -- without expecting to be drawn into a war of words. This is dangerously close to George Karl territory, and you never want to go George Karl.

Friday marked the thrilling conclusion of Jersey Week. Michael Sykes chronicled the rise and fall of sleeved jerseys. Zito Madu ranked all of the new Nike "statement" jerseys. Here are eight details you missed on the new jerseys. And finally, Noah Davis as our sister site Racked explained why jerseys are slightly different every year.

Gary Harris got paid. He reportedly signed a 4-year, $84 million extension with the Nuggets, with $10 million of that locked up in incentives. The future is now in Denver.

Rest in peace to Connie Hawkins, a legend way ahead of his time. He was blackballed from the NBA during his prime and still made an enormous impact.

I wrote about how Lynx vs. Sparks could Lakers vs. Celtics for the WNBA.

What Joe Johnson means to the Jazz.

Can you have the Dunk of the Year in preseason? Jeff Green sure tried.

Bad injury news time: Dante Exum could miss the season with a separated shoulder. Seth Curry -- that's Seth, not Steph -- suffered an apparent stress reaction.

Further developments in the Jeremy Lin dreadlocks discourse.

Here's a twist: Allen Crabbe was awesome in his preseason debut with the Nets.

Kobe says that if he were still in the league, he would kneel.

Smart LaMelo Ball take by Natalie Weiner on home-schooling celebrity teenagers.

When NCAA scandals hit the fan, it's often black assistant coaches -- not white head coaches -- taking the fall, writes J.A. Adande.

You may recall that LeBron owns a piece of Blaze Pizza. Now Kevin Durant has invested in its rival Pieology. Levels!

Thabo Sefolosha is out here saving lives in the Provo River.

Elton Brand wants Sixers fans to stop booing Kris Humphries.

How David Robinson is creating social change, one student at a time.

And finally: I don't know what it happening with this video of Klay Thompson in a bathtub with his sneakers listening to YG, and I don't know want to either.

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The best movies and TV shows coming to Amazon, HBO, Hulu and more in July

There are a lot of great titles coming to your favorite streaming services in July.

You can decide for yourselves if the critics were wrong and titles like “Ghost in the Shell” and “Snatched” are any good. And there are a bunch of “Star Trek” movies coming to Amazon and Hulu to help fill the void until "Star Trek: Discovery" arrives in October.

But let’s face it, you all are waiting to start season 7 of HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” which will kick off July 16. Thankfully, the wait is almost over.

Here's everything coming to your favorite streaming platforms in June. We've highlighted some standouts in bold:

SEE ALSO: The 15 best '80s songs from Netflix's new show "GLOW"

iTunes

Available July 4

“The Boss Baby” “Free Fire” “The Promise”

Available July 11

“Ghost in the Shell” “Gifted” “Going in Style”

Available July 18

“Colossal” “The Circle” “Slight”

Available July 25

“Snatched” “The Lovers” “King Arthur”

Amazon Prime

Available July 1

“1 Dead Party” “14 Women” “18 Swirling Riders” “The 28th Day: Wrath of Steph” “48 Hrs.” “8 Heads in a Duffel Bag” “Abolition” “Agent Cody Banks” “Air: The Musical” “All American Zombie Drugs” “Amnesiac” “Another 48 Hrs.” “Appetite” “Area 51” “The Artworks” “Assassin of the Tsar” “Bandits” “Big Foot Wars” “Blind Heat” “Blood Moon Rising” “Blood Reaper” “Boomerang” “Boricua” “Braveheart” “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” “Bull Durham” “Bumblef**k, USA” “Bunnyman Massacre” “Carne: The Taco Maker” “Carnies” “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (2005) “Clear and Present Danger” “Cold Mountain” “The Corrupted” “Crystal River” “Cutthroat Island” “Day We Met” “Dead Evidence” “Death Wish IV: The Crackdown” “Destination Vegas” “Dilemma” “Dirt Merchant” “Dragonblade” “Dream a Little Dream” “Drunk Wedding” “The Eagle and the Hawk” “Eight Men Out” “Elephant” “The First Wives Club” “Flashdance” “Flipping” “Fly Me to the Moon” “Foreign Fields” “Frankenstein Reborn” “Free Money” “Frozen Kiss” “G Men from Hell” “Gene-Fusion” “The General” “Get Well Soon” “Ghost Bride” “Godsend” “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” “Gunshy” “Hazard Jack” “Hobgoblins” “House Of The Dead” “House of the Dead 2” “The Hunt For Red October” “Intimate Affairs” “Into the Fire” “Jack in the Box” “Jezebeth” “Jingles the Clown” “John Grisham's The Rainmaker” “Johnny Guitar” “Killing Ariel” “Killing Zoe” “Kingpin” “The Last Word” “Lazarus: Day of the Living Dead” “The Letter” “The Little Kidnappers” “Little Red Devil” “Lost in Siberia” “Lovin Molly” “The Lucky Ones” “Manhattan” “Married to the Mob” “The Matrix Reloaded” “The Matrix Revolutions” “Meeting Spencer” “Metamorphosis” “The Midnight Meat Train” “Model Behaviour” “Morning Glory” “Mortem” “Moscow Heat” “My Bloody Wedding” “Nerve” “New Order” “Paradise Lost” “Payback” “The Peacemaker” “Pi” “Pootie Tang” “Postmortem” “Rescue Dawn” “Rosemary's Baby” “Scrooged” “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” “Star Trek IX: Insurrection” “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” “Star Trek VIII: First Contact” “Star Trek Vll: Generations” “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” “Suicide Kings” “Up in the Air” “Wild Wild West” Available July 4

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

Available July 5

“Snowfall” (Season 1) “Suits” (Season 7)

Available July 6

“The Assignment” “The Salesman” (Amazon Original) “Under the Gun” Available July 7

“Begum Jaan” Available July 8

“Our Kind of Traitor” “Sliding Doors” Available July 9

“Its Gawd!”

Available July 13

“Mr. Robot” (Season 2) Available July 14

“Antarctica: Ice & Sky”

Available July 16

“Game of Thrones” (Season 7) “Salvation” (Season 1)

Available July 17

“The Strain” (Season 4) Available July 19

“Miss Sloane”

Available July 21

“Niko and the Sword of Light” (Season 1, Amazon Original)

Available July 23

“Insecure” (Season 2) “Ballers” (Season 3)

Available July 28

“The Last Tycoon” (Season 1, Amazon Original) “Chef” “The Living Dead” (Season 1) Available July 31

“Jeepers Creepers”

Hulu

Available July 1 “48 Hours” “8 Heads in a Duffel Bag” “Altered States” “Another 48 Hours” “Area 51” “As I Am: The Life and Times of DJ AM” “Bandits” “Beverly Hills Ninja” “The Blob” “Boomerang” “Braveheart” “Bull Durham” “Cat O’Nine Tails” “Clear and Present Danger” “Click” “Coma” “Dark City” “Dead Calm” “Death Wish IV: The Crackdown” “The Devil’s Advocate” “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood” “Dream a Little Dream” “Drunk Wedding” “The Eagle and the Hawk” “Eight Men Out” “Encino Man” “The Fan” “The First Wives Club” “A Fistful of Dynamite” “Flashdance” “Fly Me to the Moon” “Free Money” “The Furies” “Get Well Soon” “Godsend” “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” “House of the Dead” “House of the Dead 2” “Hudson Hawk” “The Hunt for Red October” “John Carpenter’s Vampires” “John Grisham’s The Rainmaker” “Johnny Guitar” “The Juror” “Killing Zoe” “Kingpin” “Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV” “Kit Kittredge: An American Girl” “La Bamba” “Les Miserables” “The Letter” “Lost Souls” “The Lucky Ones” “A Man Alone” “The Mangler” “Manhattan” “Married to the Mob” “The Mask” “The Midnight Meat Train” “Misery” “My Dog Skip” “Needful Things” “Nerve” “Payback” “The Peacemaker” “A Perfect Murder” “Pootie Tang” “The Presidio” “The Professional” “Reasonable Doubt” “Rescue Dawn” “Riding in Cars with Boys” “Road House” “Rosemary’s Baby” “Rustler’s Rhapsody” “Sacred Ground” “Santee” “School Daze” “Scrooged” “Sense and Sensibility” “Sniper” “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” “Star Trek IX: Insurrection” “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” “Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” “Star Trek VIII: First Contact” “Star Trek VII: Generations” “Star Trek: The Motion Picture” “Suicide Kings (1997)” “Syriana” “The Tall Stranger” “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2” “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3” “The Pursuit of Happiness” “The Water Horse” “To the Arctic” “Top Dog” “Top of the Food Chain” “Up in the Air” “Walking Tall” “The Witches” “Wolfen” Available July 4 “Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie” Available July 5 “The Eric Andre Show” (Season 4) “Prince Avalanche” “The Sorcerer and the White Snake” Available July 6 “Under the Gun” Available July 7 “Pure” (Season 1) Available July 8 “Our Kind of Traitor” Available July 9 “Sliding Doors” Available July 10 “Blood, Sand & Gold” Available July 12 “The Bold Type” (Series Premiere) “Humpday” “Melancholia” “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” Available July 14 “Uncle Grandpa” (Season 4) “Da Sweet Blood of Jesus” Available July 16 “Inside Job” Available July 19 “John Dies at the End” Available July 20 “Tagged” (Season 1) Available July 23 “Touch of Light” Available July 24 “Guardians of Oz” “Touch of the Light” Available July 25 “Midnight, Texas” (Series Premiere) “Somewhere Between” (Series Premiere) Available July 26 “Good Ol’ Frieda” “Oxford Murders” Available July 28 “Betch” (Season 2) Available July 30 “96 Souls” Available July 31 “Jeepers Creepers”

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newagesispage · 7 years

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JUNE 2017

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*****The writers are working on Arrested Development season 5 which Netflix has confirmed is coming in 2018 with the full cast. Ron Howard tells us he is “Warming up my uncredited narrator vocal chords.”

*****The world was welcomed to Live with Kelly and Ryan! I admit that I don’t watch it but this surely won’t help. Why?? Why him?? His name recognition, his power, his falling ratings at E!? Seacrest showed his interview prowess by mistaking Jeffrey Tambor for Vincent Schiavelli, the now deceased actor from the subway in Ghost. Read the new memoir Tambor was selling, Are you anybody?

*****Val Kilmer says he is healing from cancer.

*****Conan is being sued by a former writer of Leno’s. The man claims that Conan and his writers “lifted jokes from his blog.” They deny the charges. TBS showed their belief by inking him to 4 more years. Next up an animated series called Final Space and more branching out on the way.

*****We miss U Gwen Ifill but Robert Costa is doing a great job on Washington Week!

*****Clerics are a bit uneasy about scary clown’s order to ease limitations on places of worship and their ability to talk politics from the pulpit. Some fear the two existing side by side and some are very happy to feel the freedom.

*****Nigerian school girls that were abducted 3 years ago are slowly being released. May has brought a second release after the first one in October.

*****Turkey’s President Ertogan sent his thugs out in Washington to beat peaceful protesters. There was no consequence for they have diplomatic immunity. Really? There must be limits. Welcome to Trumps America. **Turkey later gets upset about the ‘treatment’ of those bodyguards.

*****Jimmy Kimmel and his wife welcomed a baby boy named Billy. He was born with heart problems and Kimmel came out to explain to his audience before letting guest hosts take over the rest of the week. His genuine concern for children that are not as fortunate financially was touching. Of course, those who vote against such things did not seem to agree.** Kimmel is also set to once again host the Oscars.

*****Scandal will run its last season next year.

*****Mystery Science Theatre 3000 is going on tour. Keep an eye out for the Watch out for snakes! tour around the country.

*****Met Gala: The soiree for the who’s who: Best dressed- Nicki Minaj, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Frances Bean Cobain, Lena Dunham, Mary J. Blige, Bella Hadid, Zoe Kravitz, Pryanka Chopra. Worst dressed- Solange Knowles, Helen Lasichanh, Pharrell Williams, Clare Danes

*****Scary Clown 45 tells us that Andrew Jackson could have avoided the civil war. He also told John Dickerson that he calls his program, ‘Deface the Nation’. Stephen Colbert was so incensed by the disrespect shown to the journalist that he had a few choice words like; disgrace the nation. He said that Trumps mouth was best used as Putin’s cock holder. He was bleeped but the FCC still looked into complaints, no action was taken.

*****Drake beat Adele’s record at the Billboard music awards. Best dressed were Rachel Platten, Machine Gun Kelly and Madison Beer. Worst dressed were Alex Pall, Andrew Taggart, Halsey and Billy Ray Cyrus.

*****Pence was invited to speak at Notre Dame’s commencement and dozens of graduates and family members silently stood and walked out.

*****Bobby Moynihan, Sasheer Zamata and Vanessa Bayer are out at SNL.

*****Netflix is bringing us Ozark with Jason Bateman (also executive producer and director), Laura Linney and Esai Morales. Look for it in July.

*****So sad to see icons on Fox news. When you see an occasional clip of someone like Joe Nameth, you wonder why??

*****Michael Moore is doing a one man show on Broadway. ‘The terms of my surrender’ will premiere on July 28. He is working on a feature right now about Trump called Fahrenheit 11/9 that will be distributed by the Weinstein’s. In the fall he will be in TNT prime time with Live from the apocalypse. The climate is giving him a time to shine. Go Michael!!

*****Norman Lear has received the Woody Guthrie prize.

*****Michael McDonald is working on a new LP, Wide Open.

*****Hillary Clinton has put together Onward Together! The political group asks people to get involved and organize!

*****A report claims that your nipple color is your perfect lipstick shade.

*****A cameo from Paul McCartney is slated for the new Pirates of the Caribbean. He will play a jail guard.

*****The x Mrs. Johnny Depp, Amber Heard has moved onto Tesla founder Elon Musk.

*****An x German rapper, Denis Cuspert , who became an Isis recruiter briefly married FBI operative, Daniela Greene.

*****American Housewife has been renewed for another season.

*****Jesse Jackson has been giving motivational speeches in some high schools. On May 12 he appeared at Peoria High.

*****Larry Wilmore is back with a podcast: Black on the air!

*****James Corden takes his show to the U.K. with Harry Styles and many more.

*****Brick and mortar stores are taking a big hit this year. 85% of all sales still come from these stores but they grew too fast for their own good. Mall building surpassed the population and we will have to say good bye to many of them.

*****James Comey tried to defend himself with the FBI oversight committee. He informed us that he asked for search warrants for wiener’s computer and had not yet got them when he released a memo to congress about looking back into Hillary’s e mails case which was called mid year exam. He claims he could not tell us about the Russian investigation because it was not and still is not finished. I have to wonder that if Hillary’s e mails were so fascinating to them, are they looking into the casual way that trump conducts business ? They are probably looking into starting the while Clinton Email thing instead. I have to shake my head at the slow progress of so many of these old senators on both sides of the aisle. It makes the whole thing repetitive and unproductive. The biggest sound bite was Comey’s statement that it made him mildly nauseous to think he would affect the election. Oh, please!!** Things did get going a bit finally and In the middle of some rather hard driving questions, Trump suddenly appeared on my TV with the President of Palestine. The media bought right into it and it was everywhere. I had to find C-span 3 to continue the hearings and skip the photo op.

*****And then Comey is fired on May 9 starting a whole new shit storm that distracts from Sally Yates damaging testimony. There have been multiple excuses for that. I think most dems can agree he completely mishandled the Hillary stuff but the timing is just so Trump! He does not even care how it looks, he bulldozes on. There is a giant fucking cloud over the whole thing. There is a letter from deputy attorney general , Rosenstein and Jeff Sessions recommended the firing but Trump says he was gonna fire him all along. Word is that Comey is mad, Rosenstein is livid and also the Presidents communication team. Acting FBI head McCabe assures us that the files were immediately secured. The Prez says Comey informed him that he wasn’t under investigation. The Fox spin seemed to blame the fact that Comey would not take the Obama wiretap allegations seriously. Trump also signed an executive order to look into his claims of voter fraud. It is like the biggest conspiracy theory nut got to be president and now we could spend millions of dollars on his crazy whims. OMG! **I feel that I may puke if I have to again see that clip of Comey and Trump shaking hands. Word is that Comey hated that day. ** And now the Justice department has appointed former FBI head Robert Mueller to lead a special counsel on the Russian probe.** Trump claims that ”No politician had it worse” at a Coast Guard commencement.** He probably should not have thrown Rosenstein under the bus because his appointment of Mueller gives him a lot of room to investigate.

*****Constitutional law prof. Laurence Tribe of Harvard writes that trump should be impeached because a President can’t ask for loyalty from the FBI director. He states other reasons like Trump can’t be trusted to stay within the law. Could Comey, the man who helped get him elected be the one to bring him down?

*****The treasury department is looking into money laundering issues with Trump.

*****Scary Clown takes his first trip out of the country as Pres. While there Toby Keith will be playing a ‘men only’ show in Saudi Arabia.

*****Mrs. Callista Gingrich is the ambassador to the Vatican.

*****Princess Mako of Japan will marry Kei Komuro and give up royal status.

*****Once the Stones do it, others always follow suit. Pink Floyd now has an exhibit of their history at the Victoria Albert museum.

*****Scary Clown has threatened to shut down all press briefings.

*****Studies from the CDC show that teens are drinking less.

*****Wow!! Was blown away by Joanne Froggatt in Dark Angel on PBS Masterpiece.

*****JS.. Saw Levon Helm’s Electric Dirt on Axl’s wall on The Middle finale.

*****Brazil’s President is also in some trouble with bribe allegations.

*****A tide brought back a beach on the west coast of Ireland that washed away 33 years ago!!

*****Jared Kushner’s sister, Nicole Meyer told Chinese investors that she could help foreign nationalists get visas through her family’s real estate business.

*****Trump took the Russians gleefully into the oval office and only let in the Russian press, No Americans allowed!! The White house claims they were misled about the Russian photographers. Russia is spreading the news that they have a better relationship with our President that we do. The Washington Post had a story that Trump released classified info to them. Once a President says it , it is declassified.

*****David Brooks wrote a NY Times piece after the “leak” calling out Scary Clown. He calls Trump an infantalist for immaturity is becoming the dominant role of his Presidency. He writes, ‘His falsehoods are attempts to build a world in which he can feel good for an instant and comfortably deceive himself. He is an ‘incompetent person who is too incompetent to understand his own incompetence.’ Well said!

***** I personally think that some people just like to live in chaos. Those people have taken over for now. I suppose that Trump loyalists like being puppets. It seems they can’t really think for themselves because everything scary clown does seems just fine to them. As long as he is firing people and disrupting the status quo, they are good no matter the cost. No backbone.

*****The Kennedy Center will honor David Letterman with the Mark Twain prize for American humor.

*****Have we ever had a first lady whose parent was a communist?

*****Nightcap on Pop will be back on June 7.

*****Comedy Central brings comics like Jerry Seinfeld and Kevin Hart with Colossal Clusterfest.

*****The Great British Baking show will be on PBS on June 16.. Hey.. that is Tom’s birthday!!

*****The Battle of the Network Stars is coming in June.

*****People of Earth is back on TBS on July 24.

*****Marijuana business owners were in Washington this month to fight for their rights. They specifically brought attention to section 280-E of the tax code that does not allow deductions and The Respect the State Marijuana Laws act of 2017.

*****Rumors have always been out there that H H Holmes escaped execution. His great grandchildren have petitioned for and been granted permission to exhume his body.

*****The house voted to end health care as we know it. It is opposed by the AMA, AARP, ACA and on and on. The groups are trying to ban together to hold town halls and explain just what they will get if Obamacare is taken away. But Scary Clown and all his other smug white buddies were laughing and joking about how wonderful it all is. Idaho congressman, Raul Labrador even said later that “Nobody dies because they don’t have access to health care,” They all have a very strange sense of humor. To quote a song from another time, “Ain’t no time to wonder why, whew! We’re all gonna die!” It is like a nightmare. I guess their thinking is that if they get rid of all the poor people, they won’t have to look at us anymore? They do not understand the idea of paycheck to paycheck. To get money back on your taxes to help fund your own health care is impossible for many people. They feel they have to get this health care plan through so they can then do the tax plan. They need the health care money for the poor so that the top moneymakers can have their big tax cuts.** Why not just fix the problems with Obamacare like a not for profit public option to buy into?**Women are a majority in this country, how the fuck did we get here? ** I loved Bette Midler’s tweet on it the best: “GOP passed a health care bill so bad they exempted themselves from it. They may live longer, but when they die, it’s straight to hell.”

*****Richard Simmons is suing American Media Inc. and their Radar online and National Enquirer for a story about his transitioning into a woman.

*****Bob Newhart came to Chicago to headline the Salvation Army’s annual civic luncheon.

*****The IFC’s Brockmire is fun and raunchy and you can see Hank Azaria nude. He and Amanda Peete have great chemistry but the rest of the cast is awesome too. I am so loving Tyrel Jackson Williams, the tech nerd and Daisuke Tsuji , the Japanese Free mason pitcher. The Pennsylvania town of Morristown is so Monessan like.

*****A woman may face a year in prison for laughing about Jeff Sessions. Desiree Fairooz was convicted for disorderly conduct but some are calling this fake news.

*****Loretta Lynn had a stroke and has postponed her tour. She is now in rehab.

*****Oh Conan.. Please.. More of the “Gilligan” writer please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*****Days alert: More of the tech nerd Myron Radditz!! And let’s keep going with the love story of JENERIC!!** I saw the Days punk pimp on a new ad for Geico. He is going places?!** Could they make Nicole any more whiny or stupid!! C’mon!** It is time to kill off Jade.**Morgan Fairchild has joined the cast as Angelica Deveraux.

*****I always knew that Debra Winger was cool. I see that she has admiration for Better Call Saul and The Americans. Yes!!

*****Jeff Goldblum will be back for the next Jurassic Park!

*****Always Dreaming won the Kentucky Derby!

*****Gov. Greg Abott has signed a ban for sanctuary cities in Texas.

*****Norway has the wonderful slow TV on their public broadcasting. It started with a train trip. You can watch chopping wood or burning logs or sheering sheep and knitting. There was a cruise that lasted 5 and a half days. It is syndicated around the world. YES!!

*****Hooray!! Paris did it! Macron wins!!

*****New Orleans is courting controversy with the removal of many civil war statues.

*****The U.S. has armed the Kurds in Syria. **The White House is also considering new troops in Afghanistan.

*****Trump quote: During the Clapper /Yates testimony: “Watch then start to choke like dogs. Watch what happens. They are desperate for breath.”

*****If you haven’t been reading Carl Reiner’s tweets about Donald Trump.. you must check it out. A recent example: “In his first hundred days in office, trump has succeeded in affirming to our citizens that our great nation will cheer his impeachment.”

*****The Stones are revving up for a new tour in Europe.

*****American Crime Story will tackle Katrina with Dennis Quaid playing George W. Bush.

*****Sam Rockwell will play a KKK leader alongside Taraji P. Henson as a civil rights activist in Best of Enemies.

*****After the court said that Trumps website still stated that ALL Muslims should be banned and Sean Spicer was asked about it in a briefing, it immediately disappeared.

*****Why is frat house hazing still allowed to go on?? These are grown ass people that act like 5 year olds but with booze and drugs.

*****In 2011 a nodosaur mummy was discovered in Alberta with the skin and stomach contents intact!! Paleontologist Vinther says the dinosaur, from 110 million years ago was so well preserved that it might have been walking around a couple of years ago. It is now on display at the new Alberta museum. How fucking exciting is that?

*****Jeff Sessions tell us that he would like the harshest sentences possible for drug offenses. These guys sure like their torture and punishment.

*****RIP Jean Stein, Steven Holcomb, Powers Boothe, Roger Ailes, Chris Cornell , Lisa Spoonaver, Roger Moore, Gregg Allman and Susan Hurt.

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The best movies and TV shows coming to Amazon, HBO, Hulu and more in July

There are a lot of great titles coming to your favorite streaming services in July.

But let’s face it, you all are waiting to start season 7 of HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” which will kick off July 16. Thankfully, the wait is almost over.

Here's everything coming to your favorite streaming platforms in June. We've highlighted some standouts in bold:

SEE ALSO: The 15 best '80s songs from Netflix's new show "GLOW"

iTunes

Available July 4

“The Boss Baby” “Free Fire” “The Promise”

Available July 11

“Ghost in the Shell” “Gifted” “Going in Style”

Available July 18

“Colossal” “The Circle” “Slight”

Available July 25

“Snatched” “The Lovers” “King Arthur”

Amazon Prime

Available July 1

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

Available July 5

“Snowfall” (Season 1) “Suits” (Season 7)

Available July 6

“The Assignment” “The Salesman” (Amazon Original) “Under the Gun” Available July 7

“Begum Jaan” Available July 8

“Our Kind of Traitor” “Sliding Doors” Available July 9

“Its Gawd!”

Available July 13

“Mr. Robot” (Season 2) Available July 14

“Antarctica: Ice & Sky”

Available July 16

“Game of Thrones” (Season 7) “Salvation” (Season 1)

Available July 17

“The Strain” (Season 4) Available July 19

“Miss Sloane”

Available July 21

“Niko and the Sword of Light” (Season 1, Amazon Original)

Available July 23

“Insecure” (Season 2) “Ballers” (Season 3)

Available July 28

“The Last Tycoon” (Season 1, Amazon Original) “Chef” “The Living Dead” (Season 1) Available July 31

“Jeepers Creepers”

Hulu

See the rest of the story at Business Insider

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