#jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

with how nosy and gossipy hunk is, i strongly believe he'd be wholly invested in lance's crush on keith and thoroughly rooting for him as his best friend, but also he can get a little carried away sometimes, so every time lance comes to tell him anything keith related it's literally like

lance: so i talked to keith today and-

hunk, already crying: i will officiate your wedding

#klance #voltron #this was literally my friend with me and my gf lmao #also sorry for being inactive i still love klance i've just been busy!! #there's been a lot going on at the moment is all! also my birthday is tomorrow #jai's klance brain

[lesbianklance]

balmera scene... *starts fucking sobbing*

i had a good idea about that one which i think you would like ngl...

#ask #jai tag🌠 #but fuck man that scene is like the summary of klance #dumbasses with one brain cell that are a good team anyway:')

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Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotifyis your room messy or clean? Messywhat color are your eyes? Browndo you like your name? why? No, because it’s too femininewhat is your relationship status? Singledescribe your personality in 3 words or less Caring, Uninteresting, Intelligentwhat color hair do you have? Brownwhat kind of car do you drive? color? Blue Elantrawhere do you shop? Amazonhow would you describe your style? Laid-back Nerdfavorite social media account This one, Tumblrwhat size bed do you have?  Queenany siblings? One brotherif you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? I think I’d live in Chicago. Like I like the area where I’m at, but I think it would be nice to be in the city instead just a suburbfavorite snapchat filter? Don’t usefavorite makeup brand(s) Don’t wearhow many times a week do you shower? Once a day, I have dry skin and need to put on lotion while my skin is wet so it absorbs itfavorite tv show? Currently Voltronshoe size? 7how tall are you? 4′9″sandals or sneakers? sneakersdo you go to the gym?  No, I have a Wii Fitdescribe your dream date We go out, have fun, and I don’t mess it up by saying something stupidhow much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $60what color socks are you wearing? Not wearing anyhow many pillows do you sleep with? Twodo you have a job? what do you do? No, I don’t. Trying to write a bookhow many friends do you have? I don’t know... Let’s see, there’s Mafer, Murphy, Kaitlyn, and Ceno that I talk to regularly, but I think a lot of you guys are my friend, so a lot.whats the worst thing you have ever done? I pushed a guy into a buzzsaw. If it was on, I would have killed him.whats your favorite candle scent? Don’t like scented candles3 favorite boy names Lance, Keith, Shiro3 favorite girl names Katie, Allura, Gwenfavorite actor? Varun Dhawanfavorite actress? Lucy Liuwho is your celebrity crush? Rose McIverfavorite movie? The Fifth Elementdo you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to, but now I read more fan fiction. My favorite book is Howl’s Moving Castle.money or brains? brains so I can make moneydo you have a nickname? what is it? Alex is technically a nickname, but I use it as my real name.how many times have you been to the hospital? Me personally? Twice. Just to visit? More times thanI can count.top 10 favorite songs New Love - Maroon 5, Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz, Hells Bells - AC/DC, Pretender - Foo Fighters, Be Together - Major Lazer, Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol, Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore - REO Speedwagon, You’re Welcome - The Rock, Everything Is Awesome - Tegan and Sera, The Fox - Ylvisdo you take any medications daily? Yes, I do.what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) Extremely Drywhat is your biggest fear? Clockshow many kids do you want? Nonewhats your go to hair style? Bisexual Hair Bob, though I’m Pan Acewhat type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Mediumwho is your role model? My momwhat was the last compliment you received? Someone liked my hairwhat was the last text you sent? “I’m thinking of dropping Jay. They’re a social worker and went to Northwestern.”how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? 6 or 7what is your dream car? Tesla Modelopinion on smoking? It’s disgusting. I have chronic bronchitis because of it.do you go to college? Nowhat is your dream job? Novelistwould you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbsdo you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Nodo you have freckles? Nodo you smile for pictures? Sometimeshow many pictures do you have on your phone? 600, all of my catshave you ever peed in the woods? No...do you still watch cartoons? Yes!do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McDonaldsFavorite dipping sauce?  BBQ saucewhat do you wear to bed? Sometimes just a big shirt, other times pjshave you ever won a spelling bee? No what are your hobbies? I like writingcan you draw? Nodo you play an instrument? Nowhat was the last concert you saw? Weird Altea or coffee? TeaStarbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Dunkin Donutsdo you want to get married? Nowhat is your crush’s first and last initial? Don’t have one right noware you going to change your last name when you get married? Nowhat color looks best on you? Greendo you miss anyone right now? My grandpado you sleep with your door open or closed? Open because my catsdo you believe in ghosts? Only at 3amwhat is your biggest pet peeve? When people don’t show up on time for meetingslast person you called`My momfavorite ice cream flavor? Red Beanregular oreos or golden oreos? Neither, oreos are grosschocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbowwhat shirt are you wearing? Purple tank topwhat is your phone background? Klanceare you outgoing or shy? Shydo you like it when people play with your hair? Nodo you like your neighbors? Yeah, they’re nicedo you wash your face? at night? in the morning? At nighthave you ever been high?  Nohave you ever been drunk? Nolast thing you ate? Spaghettifavorite lyrics right now If I ever let you down, forgive mesummer or winter? Summerday or night? Nightdark, milk, or white chocolate? Dark chocolatefavorite month? Maywhat is your zodiac sign Tarus who was the last person you cried in front of? My mom

#ask meme #heavy breathing #fuck #I am so sorry I did this to you #payback is a bitch #klancestic

[kosmo-mckogane]

lance "can dish it out but can't take it" mcclain absolutely blue screening when keith is even remotely flirty towards him is SUCH a good headcanon i'll live by it

#klance #voltron #lance mcclain #IT'S SOOO. >>>>>> #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

no you don't understand friends to lovers is actually something that can be so personal because the concept of wanting to impress someone and avoid embarrassing yourself in front of them so bad except there's no point bc they know you inside out and have already seen you during your most ridiculous and embarrassing moments... and yet, so have you, and it only makes you love them more for it? AND THAT'S MUTUAL?? yeah that's the shit right there

#mum come pick me up jai's lost their mind again #klance #LISTENTO ME. KLANCE IS BOTH BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS AND ''ENEMIES'' TO LOVERS AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT #kagehina #percabeth #bc i care about them also <3 #im sorry im just. having a moment give me a minute hold on #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

broke: lance is the dumb one

woke: lance can actually be pretty smart in certain situations, it's keith who's the dumb one

bespoke: the concept of either one of them being the designated "dumb one" is inherently flawed because they're both fucking idiots

#klance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #voltron #and that's that on that #was gonna make a more serious post on this but. nah #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

never getting over our first introduction to lance "id recognise that mullet anywhere" mcclain and keith "who are you" kogane

#THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID HELP #klance #voltron #also HIII IM BACK!! #might take me a while to get to answering old asks but feel free to drop into my inbox bc i've missed you all :') #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

shout out to lance mcclain for being bisexual bilingual AND ambidexterous. love wins 💙

#voltron #klance #lance mcclain #HE'S SOOO. #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

also i find it so funny that pidge had to give themself an entire fake identity as a boy in order to avoid being associated with the holts but then her disguise ?? literally was matt ?? bestie could have at least got a different haircut and ditched the glasses

#voltron #pidge holt #AND NO-ONE EVEN BATS AN EYE???? THEY LITERALLY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MATT AND NO-ONE RECOGNISES HER????? HELLO #this is more a funny observation than any real criticism btw but like dkajdks??? #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

"id recognise that mullet anywhere" just say you used to stare at the back of his head during class and go

#voltron #klance #SORRY IM JUST??????? #THINKING ABOUT THIS IDK #WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS NORMAL #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

ambidextrous klance where keith favours his right and lance tends to use his left, not only because of the overwhelming amount of evidence supporting it, but simply for concept of them holding hands under the table during mealtimes

#voltron #klance #remember my ambidextrous kl post? yeah this was literally my primary motivation behind it akdjsk #why am i thinking about this? aha no reason #jai projects onto his emotional support gays part 63827 #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

and this goes for all characters with canonically light eyes btw <3

#id in alt text #voltron #lance mcclain #klance #allura #atla #katara #sokka #yue #percy jackson #piper mcclean #LET HER HAVE BROWN EYES!! #there's more but like im lazy to tag <3 just know i am giving all my faves brown eyes it's what they deserve #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

ok i know we're always on about the klance height discourse™ or whatever but we all know the true superior headcanon is that lance thinks he's taller, and is 100% sure of this fact for months, until one day he realises that keith's habit of either slouching or leaning against walls actually makes him appear a little shorter than he really is, and that when he stands straight, they are, in fact, exactly the same height. cue lance's subsequent identity crisis.

so here's lance, under the unquestionable impression that he's had at least a good inch on keith since the garrison. they've stood next to each other, he's seen it, he's experienced the feeling of having to glance down to meet keith's eyes.

and he'd know - he's got a mental tally of every victory he has against his rival, and this is a one of his favourites. if keith scores higher than him on a test? doesn't matter, lance is still taller. keith beats him in the simulator? well, at least lance is taller. keith insults his piloting? whatever, lance is still taller!

and, it continues like this, in lance's head, until eventually, he brings it up in conversation, casually, albeit a little smugly, mentioning their slight height difference. keith, stopping in his tracks for a second, just blinks at lance in confusion and goes, "wait, you're taller than me?" to which lance looks down at him and is like um. yeah dude obviously. and then, in a moment that shatters lance's entire worldview, keith straightens up, gains like an inch, meets his eyes and replies, "no, you're not." and lance promptly goes through the five stages of grief

#voltron #klance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #HE'D BE SO DRAMATIC ABOUT IT THOUGH LIKE THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY #FUNNIER IF YOU IMAGINE THAT KEITH ULTIMATELY DOESN'T CARE THAT MUCH IF ONLY TO BE SLIGHTLY SMUG AND SMIRKY ABOUT LANCE'S UTTER DISMAY #jai's klance brain

[kosmo-mckogane]

i think it's important to remember that keith canonically struggles with empathy. while he himself does experience emotions strongly and fiercely and is very disposed towards acting impulsively upon those feelings, when it comes to others, he often struggles to comprehend their emotionally driven actions.

a very good example of this is his reaction in s1e4 when pidge is planning on leaving the team to look for her lost family. keith is frustrated and confused by her decision, because it seems so illogical, objectively.

"You're putting the lives of two people over the lives of everyone in the entire galaxy."

the way keith talks to pidge here is very logically driven. what he's saying does make sense, on a completely rational basis. however, emotions aren't a rational thing - and the interesting thing is that in practice, no-one has experienced that more than keith.

we know from experience that, if keith were put in pidge's position, he would react in a very similar manner, if not with stronger unpredictability and hot-headedness, as we've seen before whenever shiro, his brother, is endangered or missing. he's intensely caring and protective over those he loves, but the realisation that others will also feel just as strongly in those kinds of situations sometimes doesn't click for him or occur to him at the time.

another example of this was in s1e13 when allura was captured by the galra very early on, and keith suggested that it may be best not to conduct the extremely dangerous mission to save her.

"Maybe we shouldn't go on this mission at all. Think about it. We'll be delivering the universe's only hope, to the universe's biggest enemy."

the others are shocked at his perceived cold and ruthless attitude, but to be perfectly fair to keith, he didn't know allura very well at the time, and i can understand him not wanting to risk all their lives, and, by extension, their mission to save the universe, for her.

after all, keith is shown throughout to have very strong core morals and values, and he is always adamant about sticking to doing what he feels is most right for something greater than himself, whether that be liberating the universe from galra control, or protecting the wellbeing of his closest loved ones. in this case, it would involve the risk of both. with his character, i can understand him feeling the need to question it, especially given the shallow nature of his relationship with allura at that point in time.

it's only when hunk asks keith whether he'd feel the same way if it were one of the paladins rather than allura who was in danger, that it does start to affect him a little, and he gets slightly defensive.

"I'm not saying I'd like the idea. I'm just thinking like a paladin."

and again, it's not that keith is uncaring - much the opposite at times, in fact, since we often see that he's probably one of the most prone to acting on his emotions out of the whole team. it's just that struggle to make the mental connection between the current situation and his own past experiences which makes it so that in the moment, it may not make sense to him as to why someone is reacting in a certain way. and this is especially the case for keith when there are conflicting moral priorities at play.

#voltron #keith kogane #broganes #klance #could i have said this in less words? perhaps. do i even know what im talking about? barely. am i 1823% correct? yes #sorry about the screencaps btw. i am having Issues #also who needs conclusions bro just stop reading #jai's klance brain #id in alt text

[kosmo-mckogane]

shiro: keith, what happened? are you okay??

keith, after having to dodge through hot geysers, falling off a cliff and only barely managing to avoid tumbling to his death, currently hanging by his sword over a chasm:

#keith kogane #voltron #takashi shirogane #broganes #klance #love u idiot #jai's klance brain #id in alt text

[kosmo-mckogane]

it's a mcclain thing

#Flirting™ #veracxa #klance #lance mcclain #veronica mcclain #voltron #they do the same face tho like Literally i love them #jai's klance brain #id in alt text