#jail for you

[cataclysmic-cathexis]

This is very important to me

Idk who their social media person is but they deserve a raise @goodomensonprime

#jail for you #jail for 1000 years #good omens 2 #good omens #go2 #good omens aziraphale #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #crowley x aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens crack #go fandom #good omens fandom

[thesherrinfordfacility]

i am deceased

#JAIL FOR YOU #good omens #but seriously a sunglasses-less pub crowley? i am FED

[branwendaughterofllyr]

I really thought we were past people drinking the Valyrian exceptionalism kool-aid, but I guess we will never be. Look at me. Look me straight in the eyes. The family from a doomed empire built on slavery and conquest that practices incest to keep the blood pure that goes mad and has dragon babies and periodically blows itself up is to be looked at with a critical eye- look at me! don't look away! Think critically for five seconds, for the love of George

#people being like wow I can't believe George thinks incest is good- NO #Jail for YOU #this is one of the least media literate fandoms I have ever had the displeasure of being in #......I miss time traveling Tyrion fetus #that theory was at least funny

[steviesbicrisis]

can somebody please, for the love of God, tell Steve Harrington to stop having those big adorable bambi eyes?? NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY HEART CONDITION???

#damn you steve #what are you so cute for?? #UNFAIR #JAIL FOR YOU #steve harrington

[alaricseer]

//yeah hi is this the #Justice4OvipositorAla group because I heard there were t-shirts

'fraid im gonna have to write you up on account of your committin' crimes

#shitposting on main lads #jail for you #chaosfaery #ooc

[save-the-villainous-cat]

I come back to (non?) wedding bells and all the anons seem to think there's a baby otw, what happened 💀💀💀 (I request the position of favorite cool aunt who teaches said child(ren) big words to use for evil/j) but in all seriousness, you run I'll keep them back with my frying pan and glitter

Everyone who’s endorsing this behaviour GET IN

#no writing #GET IN #JAIL #JAIL FOR YOU

[8-rae-rae-8]

The urge to send absolutely everyone cat pictures is really hard to ignore

#like what do you mean you're not interested in my feline friend??? #jail for you

[blackbriarsraven]

I had a problem with SP switching careers around so I wanted to check that my sims all still had the right jobs assigned, I'm hopping between houses. The werewolves faces reset so :| pudding werewolves. Anyhow, when dad is responsible for breakfast, we eat weiners.

Face first in them, ass in the air, like any self respecting... sir what are you doing?

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

:|

If I get banned from tumblr, I'm 100% blaming this wholesome sims content.

#ts3 #sims 3 #hemlock hills #illegal af #we don't lick the hotdog sir #jail for you #jail for you for ten thousand years

[barfville]

this is a criminal act this is the worst thing i have ever seen im going to kill you with a rock

#jail for you

[felizusnavidad]

no but seven is one of my favourite songs...

#taylor how could you do that to me #jail for you #ts #the eras tour #but sincerely can you hear me?*

[kiitsunekuro]

I am hitting everyone writing bakugou angst with a broom

#this includes myself dw #jail #jail for you

[anthonycrowley]

he’s the moment

#text #my post #mobi #gomens #mmm months later you guys are still annoying this is going into jail 💕 the gomens fandom is so fucking insufferable 💕

[roman-and-azathoth]

people who made fun of Matthew Lillard for being in the FNaF movie just because he played Shaggy

how does it feel to be wrong :)

#the guy literally played one of the most ICONIC slasher villains #and youre laughing at him #hes GHOSTFACE and you are LAUGHING at him #jail for you #>:(

[unknownmads]

CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT INMATE TOJI AND CUTE LITTLE Y/N WHOS SO NAIVE TO BIG BAD TOJI

CW: Slight smut (mentions of his pp🤭)

☆☆☆

thinking about Prison toji who you met when your college has you do a little project in your criminal psychology class. The project was make a penpal get to know them ask why they are in prision, what their lives before was like, do they regret what they did etc. basic questions of course all you had to do was get the most information out of the penpal about their personal lives as you could.

Prison Toji who only signed up for the program because it was part of his latest court order saying he ‘needed more understanding’ so a penpal would give him a friend while they stay safe😭 he ofc hated the idea and thought it was the dumbest shit ever. until he got his first letter, from you (duh).

Prison toji who got mail for the first time and it was a little white envelope with a cute little sticker sealing it. He deadpanned *is my penpal an idiot these letters are for a prison not a daycare* he silently judges examining every detail as he opened the letter. i read the letter taking in every little personal detail you shared with him, your cute little name, how you loved your cat, how you’re new to the city only just moving for school, of course the boring questions for him as well. But at the very end of the letter he noticed an extra little note.

Ps. i left a few photos of myself along with some of my cat! i think it’s only fair since i got to see your photo on the website

Prison toji who grabs the envelope he previously had thrown to the side and pulls out 3 polaroids. One of you and probably your cat you’re dragging it into the photo with a big grin on your face. the second is a photo of your face a soft smile on your lips meant for whoever took the photo but Toji couldn’t help but wonder if that little smile was for him. Until he pulls out the third photo it’s a full view of you, you’re out in the city dressed all out, and Toji couldn’t help but know you chose that photo just for him.

Prison Toji who can’t wait to finally get some alone time so he can truly appreciate your pretty photos. And immediately goes to write you back answering all your cute little questions. Telling you where he lived before, how he ended up there, telling you what he did for work before (Surprise he sold drugs😍), telling you what he does to occupy his time here (he works out he just wanted an excuse to tell you how strong he is), and he asks you some questions.

Prison Toji who has been relentlessly flirting with since you started writing to him, asking if you had a boyfriend, how your school was going, why you moved to the city, how a cute lil thing like you is still single. You had been writing each other for a few weeks now which is a lot less than you think when you know how long mail takes. But your letters to each other are long. answering every little thing each other asks, learning about one another more and more. You had really connected so you finally ask him the big question he read the words as clear as day.

~Do you think i could come pay you a visit? ~

Prison Toji who had to immediately write back answering the most important question first.

~ And doll, you can come visit me anytime id love to finally meet you and see your pretty face in person~

he wanted to be nonchalant.

Prison Toji who was sitting in bed looking at your photos when he was called

“Zenin, you’ve got a visitor. away from the door.”

Prison Toji silently followed standing on the other side of the cell while the guard came in to handcuff him and bring him to the visiting area. Once he was in the room his cuffs connecting him to the table he waited. until he heard the door open again. He felt his cock twitch in his pants as he saw the guard guide you in. You were wide eyed taking in the new environment until they landed on him.

Prison Toji was large, you knew he was tall and muscular thanks to his letters and photo but nothing could have prepared you for the real deal. Eyes widening even more when you fully take him in. seated At the grey metal table his hands on the table as the guard had told him to. his hair poking at his eyes which were staring drinking you in. his lip in a smirk helping you notice the scar on it which you couldn’t really see from the grainy prison photos. His shirt stretched against his muscles showing off a few tattoos hidden along his skin. the view making you squeeze your thighs together to release some of the pressure building.

Prison Toji who took in as much of you as he could as he watched you shuffle into your seat across from him, enjoying how you squirmed slightly within his gaze, his smirk growing into an almost full smile.

“hey doll it’s good to finally meet you.”

#toji fushiguro #toji zenin #toji x reader #jjk #jjk toji #toji smut #toji x you #jujutsu kaisen toji #prison #prison toji #inmate #inmate toji #pen pals #jail #jail toji #toji x y/n #jujutsu toji #feral #i need him #I LOVE TERRIBLE MEN #toji headcanons #smutish

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Just finished my third can of beef soup, that's almost as much as I give you a day heheheeeee

Enuf. ENUF.

#no writing #jail for you #WHAT SHALL I WRITE TODAY HUSBAND TELL ME WHAT I SHALL WRITE

[b-h-art]

me when something I watch makes me Feel Things after I specifically started watching that thing to feel The Feels ,of which I was repeatedly warned of : OHGGRHDHDHDHDHDHD HOOWWWEW DAAAAAAARE THEEEEY HOLWWW COULD THISS HPPEN I AM OUTRAGED THIS ISB A NIGHTAMRE JAILLL JAIL FOR ALLLL OF YOUU WHYYYY DID NOBODG TELL ME SUCHH A CRUEL PLACE THE WORLD NOWADAYS WHEREST THOU ART HUMANITY

#JAIL FOR YOU #neil gaiman #HOW DARE HE #AND HOW DARE ALL THE EDITORS #this is specifically targeted towards editors #good omens 2 #fandom #uh yea #good omens #I could name a thousand fandoms but I’m tired so I wont