#jeskel

[hold-me-witcher]

Eskel comes to Kaer Morhen with facial hair one winter and his brothers and Jaskier won't stop calling him a bearded dragon

#the witcher #twn #netflix the witcher #jaskier #eskel #the dragon of Kaer Morhen #kaer morhen #kaer morons #jeskel #witcher fanfiction

[parkranger-monster-fucker]

Please someone help me find a fic

Jaskier is fae I'm p sure and goes to kaer morhen with Geralt.

Geralt and Eskel ask him to help make gifts for each other, and Jaskier's dying inside bc he loves them and wants them to be happy.

Jaskier goes and makes them a picnic but goes into heat and gets found by a rotfiend I'm p sure, and Lambert tells them to get their heads out of their asses

#geraskier fic finder #fic finder #geraskier #geraskel #jeskel #jaskel #geskel #gereskel #a/b/o fic #fae jaskier

[starsandskies]

Eskel and Jaskier for @fangirleaconmigo ♥

I'm sorry it took me literally ages to finish it T_T I hope you like it! Thank you so much for your kind words; I appreciate them a lot! ♥

#eskel #witcher eskel #jaskier #dandelion #the witcher #the witcher fan art #jeskel #? #starsandskiesart #sjhdfhj i just realized i forgot to draw eskel's left hand on jask's shoulder aghhdfh #well

[ghostinthelibrarywrites]

jaskier/eskel patting their head?

Here's some pre-relationship Jaskel!

After nearly seventy years on the Path, it takes a lot to catch Eskel off guard. He’s always prided himself on being unflappable, even more so than his brothers. Whatever the Path throws at him—be it monsters or men—he’s ready for it.

But he’s never had a bard saunter up to him in a tavern, plop down across from him, and just start talking to him about the basilisk Eskel spent the last two days hunting (though he insists on referring to it as a dragon, even after Eskel politely corrects him twice.)

Eskel knows who the bard is, of course. Geralt has complained at length about the ridiculous human who barreled his way into his life and refused to leave, his complaints doing little to cover up the deep affection he clearly feels for Jaskier. For his part, Jaskier immediately knows who Eskel is and never bothers introducing himself, seeming to think it a foregone conclusion that Eskel will of course also know who he is.

“I’m sure you have a thousand embarrassing stories about Geralt,” Jaskier says, looking across the table at Eskel with big blue eyes. "I want to hear all of them."

Eskel does have a thousand embarrassing stories about Geralt, and he ends up telling Jaskier at least a half a dozen of them. He imagines there will probably be a ballad about the time Geralt got his hair tangled up in a leshen’s antlers while trying to stab it in the eye, confusing the poor beast enough that Eskel was able to kill it, in their near future. Eskel will have to lie through his teeth so Geralt never knows he’s responsible.

He expects Jaskier to say his goodbyes after an hour or so—according to Geralt, the bard is always chasing some skirt or another—but instead Jaskier says, “I imagine you don’t have a room in town, given the innkeeper’s curmudgeonly nature? Come on, you can share mine. There’s plenty of space for both of us.”

Eskel would normally never agree to sleep in a room with someone he didn’t know—even if that someone has been traveling with Geralt for years—but he finds himself following Jaskier to the inn. He would certainly usually never agree to share a bed with a stranger for longer than a visit to a brothel, but the next thing he knows, he’s lying on the thin straw mattress with a bard snoring and twitching next to him.

When Eskel wakes up and finds that Jaskier isn’t in the room anymore—and how the fuck did he sleep through the bard getting his up and packing up his things—it’s almost a relief. That, at least, is something that he understands. Until he gets downstairs and finds Jaskier waiting for him at the stables, Scorpion and a little bay gelding already saddled up and ready to go.

“There’s a drowner infestation about five miles north of here,” Jaskier says by way of greeting. “They’re only offering a hundred crowns, which is low, but Geralt and I have passed through that area before and I know for a fact that I’ll be able to sing for our suppers and maybe even a place to sleep.”

Eskel blinks at him.

“I’m on my way to Oxenfurt,” Jaskier continues. “You’re welcome to join me, unless you had a destination in mind? There’s always something nasty crawling around in the sewers and the city council knows better by now than to try and underpay witchers when I’m in residence. I’m friends with every whore in the city and I know all the dirty secrets the councilmen don’t want their wives and mistresses to know. Plus, I noticed your delightful horse needs a new saddle and I know just the place.”

Scorpion snorts his agreement, nuzzling at Jaskier’s cheek.

Eskel isn’t sure what his expression is like, but whatever it is makes Jaskier grin. The bard reaches out and pats Eskel on the head with such a look of fondness that Eskel doesn’t know whether to be amused or outraged. People don’t usually touch witchers, never mind casually pat them on the head like they’re schoolchildren who just solved a difficult arithmetic problem.

“Don’t worry, my friend,” Jaskier says cheerfully. “You’ll get used to me. Everybody does. Well, I shouldn’t say everybody. I met a Bear witcher last year who locked me in a barn to get rid of me. Don’t tell Geralt, he’ll fret. Anyway, if we make good time, we’ll make it to town by noon and then—”

Eskel listens to Jaskier chatter as they make their way out of town, watching the other man out of the corner of his eye. He still has no idea what exactly to make of Geralt’s bard. But he’s looking forward to finding out.

Tag list: @kueble @mollymawkwrites @feral-jaskier @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde @dawnofbards @thisislisa @mosaicscale @tsukiwolf42 @rockysstupidity @fontegagrilledcheese @kuripon @help-i-need-a-cool-username @julek

#the witcher #jaskel #jeskel #eskel x jaskier #eskel/jaskier #witcher eskel #jaskier #ghost's writing #prompt fills

[witch-witcher-witchless]

Once again the cute boyfriend Jaskel outtake gets written before the pwp gets finished. Everything should be finished and posted on AO3 by June 15th ;-;

Whoops, let's call it by the end of July. Got distracted by fluff.

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"First, kneeling on the hard stone floor, and now this?!" Jaskier's strained voice rose and fell with his dramatics, his body unable to follow suit pinned under his partner's sprawling bulk. 

"It was a thick rug and a pillow, Jask."

"Covering hard and winter-cold stone floors."

"...you said your knees and feet were okay earlier. Anything change, sweet thing?"

Jaskier huffed but his dramatics softened, as they always do, under the warmth of Eskel's gentle concern.

"Physically they're fine, thank you, dear heart."

"Only physically?"

"Oh yes. Spiritually they feel quite dejected," Jaskier's voice trails off as he stared into the distance, "practically depressed."

"Could this perhaps be physically —literally— depressed rather than spiritually? As they are being practically pressed down into the mattress," Eskel's voice was fond and his body still bonelessly sprawled.

"Perhaps if someone could remove their considerable bulk off of me and cease using me as a mattress my legs could be freed and we could find out the truth."

"Alas—" Eskel's dry commentary was ruined by a drawn out yawn—"I am spiritually depressed by your eagerness to be rid of me. Too dejected to move. Tragic, truly."

"I'll show you tragedy!" Jaskier's renewed squirming only showcased, perhaps, his tragic failure. 

"Shhh, bedtime for bards."

"It's no such thing!"

"You're tired and in bed."

"Yes, and it is past time for you to either stop lounging on me like a colossal house cat or to roll up my chest a bit higher and put me out of my misery."

"Shhh, misery loves company. Go to sleep, sweet thing." 

Jaskier's mumbled I resent this, sounded an awful lot like—

"—I love you too, Jask."

Jaskier let out a fond sigh and wriggled a hand free. He gently stroked the head nuzzled into his shoulder, tracing out idle notes of his latest composition before falling asleep to the rumbling purr pushing from deep within the drifting Witcher's chest to reverberate in his own. 

#jaskel please just cooperate and finish the pwp #why not enjoy loving and tender facefucking #Jaskier all deep into subspace and kneeling for Eskel #and just suckling on his cock while Eskel shallowly rocks into his mouth #Eskel cradling his head and helping him keep his mouth open so wide around his cock #when Jaskier is blissed out fucked out and just letting Eskel use his pretty little mouth #jaskel #witcher eskel #jaskier x eskel #eskel x jaskier #eskel my beloved #jeskel

[setsureadsshit]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Eskel (The Witcher), Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff, Sexual Content, Netflix-Canon Jaskier | Dandelion, Soft Eskel (The Witcher), Protective Eskel (The Witcher), Eskel Has Self-Esteem Issues (The Witcher), Flirty Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia is So Done, Some Humor, Game-Canon Eskel (The Witcher) Summary:

“You looked good on stage. How about we get out of here and you give me a private show?”

The bard let out a little laugh and batted his eyelashes. “Oh, darling, as tempting as that is, I don’t think you could possibly afford my rates.” His smile now, Eskel darkly noted, didn’t quite reach his eyes. When he attempted to saunter away the man scowled and took hold of his jacket, wrenching him backward.

“Hey! I’m still talking to you—”

Eskel pushed himself away from the table, ready to rush to Jaskier’s aid.

---

Jaskier can take care of himself, but Eskel is always ready and willing to protect him.

#jeskel #the witcher #witcher #very tasty

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST]

Eskel is like "I WILL read this book about... A wolf and all his friends? Dancing and being. happy... 🥺"

#the witcher netflix #geraskier lovechild #eskel #soft eskel #geraskier #(no jeskel I am sorry but honestly I can see it at times) #omegaverse #listen retrospectively Eskel will slap his face (repeatedly) because it is at times pretty obvious (but only if you know!!) #did Milek accidentally call Eskel 'daddy' a few times? ofc he did. (how should Eskel know that he didn't just mixed it up in excitement.) #'oh he clearly meant his omega father' WELL #Roach should have been an indicator! but it's either that that name is in one of jaskiers songs (probable) and jaskier is like #'oh yeah he likes that one bard song about the horse - I swear he loves horses' #(that isn't even a lie and it's very Jaskier to compose an ode for Roach) #or he just goes 'We heard stories about a witcher crossing our town-' #and now wolf themed kids book. it's- #oh well #a lot of things are obvious when you look back to them #and I think Eskel could have made the connection! if Jaskier still had a lute. he would have gone at least once '... geralts omega bard??' #(who Geralt didn't really talk about but who they always could still smell traces of on him - bad thing that scents change after pregnancy) #but no lute?? connection not made. #that's the one jaskier thing Eskel knows of. always has a lute. #and retrospectively he can see that Milek and Geralt really look alike - it's at this age more obvious than later - because that is the age #that Eskel remembers. In which he still has a mental picture of what Geralt looked like? but it's been SO LONG #over a century #and Eskel was a traumatized child too. Things are. Very muddy. #the only ones who have a chance to recognize Milek are Visenna and Vesemir and that's it.

[necrolexic0n]

Hallo there! I'm new to the undertale fanbase (Been a fan of the game just not the fandom) and I have no idea where to begin,

Where do I begin?

WELL!

For art, I suggest scrolling through the hashtags and seeing art styles you like.

Same thing for writers and theorists! There are plenty of fantastic creatures for you to put into your feed.

Here are some of my personal tumblr blog suggestions to start with:

rainbowsans

a-snowpoff

calcium-supplement

carlyraejepsans

theskeletongames (aka poetax)

jeskele

bluetea-00

scarew0lves

owl-bones (aka bonelyheartsclub)

havockingboo

alch3mic

rainingskeletons

kiokodoodles

llamagoddessofficial

popatochisssp

And here are some fandom legends:

zarla-s (creator of Hand Plates AU)

comyet (creator of Ink!Sans)

loverofpiggies (creator of Error!Sans, Aftertale/Geno!Sans, and Fresh!Sans)

jakei95 (aka xtaleunderverse, creator of UnderVerse/XTale)

underfell (creator of….well, Underfell)

underswapped3 (not the creator i believe? just an archive!)

letpapyrussayfuckofficial (creator of Let Papyrus Say Fuck day and popularized Let Sans Rest day i think!)

horrortalecomic (creator of Horrortale)

jokublog (creator of Dreamtale)

aus-from-undertale is also a pretty cool account!

many of these accounts are au based, and some may deal with heavy or graphic themes, but their content is wonderful!! my follows list is open as well if you’d like to rummage around for more incredible creators!

i hope this helps!! remember, your feed is curated by you, interact with whatever you find best! good luck to you and your venture!

if anything i’ve said is wrong or misinformation pls tell me yall this is all from the top of my head :’)

#necro asks! #utmv #undertale #(i didnt add the specific tags bc i didnt wanna bug anyone but yeah :’)) #hello to all the lovely creators ily #free advertising for some of my faves /j /lh

[fangirleaconmigo]

ds, you have to read Spellboundby by FlightsFancy, ilisidi if you like jeskel, it's massive and so good! Just like eskel!

Thanks for the rec!

For those interested, here is the link.

I am a huge sucker for Jaskier x Eskel. I have written quite a bit of it as you guys know, and I miss it!

#jaskier #eskel #the witcher #jaskel #jaskier x eskel #asks

[hold-me-witcher]

There should be more fics where Jaskier gets to give Eskel a kiss on the cheek

#the witcher #netflix the witcher #twn #jaskier #eskel #jeskel #ship or platonic #im not picky

[antigonickpdf]

#ted talks #magpie

[dear-ao3]

Do you have any fanfictions that you would recommend for the fandom(s) you are in right now?

so i have this dreadful habit of 1. never bookmarking anything and 2. always reading on ao3 when I'm not logged in. however. i have very talented friends and i can recommend the following:

these are all witcher fics

Dandelion's Gift by @officerjennie: geralt x dandelion, T, complete, 7.7k, soft husbands being soft

Warrior's Blues by @ahh-fxck: geralt x jaskier, E, WIP, 111k modern military au (mind the tags)

That Unwanted Animal by @softdarlingjaskier: eskel x jaskier, T, WIP, 8k, eskel takes care of jaskier

You're Safe With Me, I Promise by @funkylittlebard: geralt x eskel, E, complete, 10k, injured eskel, trans!geralt, sexy times (mind the tags)

He's Not Important by @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde: jaskier x valdo with past geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 1.5k, toxic relationships and jaskier is conflicted

Can't by grassylampshade: geralt x jaskier, T, complete, 5k, geralt tells harmless lies to jaskier about witcher biology and it gets out of hand

Dead I Live by @dapandapod: geralt x jaskier, E, WIP, 20k, jaskier dies and is resurrected by a necromancer (mind the tags)

Aflutter by @wolf-and-bard: geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 9.5k, fake dating and jaskier is rich.

A Sight For Soft Eyes by @kuripon: geralt x jaskier, G, complete, 500 words, geralt gets glasses and jaskier helps him clean them

The Apple Of My Eye by @professorjaskier: geralt x jaskier, G, WIP, 72k, modern au where geralt and jaskier are both teachers (mind the tags)

Young Corpses Will Always Haunt Me by @unremarkablegirl: yennefer, T, complete, 1k, yennefer's thoughts and feelings about the beach scene in 1x04 with the dead child

I Shiver In Gold by @kueble: geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 3k, jaskier wears lingerie and he and geralt have fun

Christmas Downhill by @avengeful-bunny: geralt x jaskier, T, complete, 66k, a fake dating, christmas, modern au based off of hallmark movies

All I Ever Wanted by @jaskierswolf: geralt x dandelion, G, complete, 750 words, geralt and dandelion retire to corvo bianco together

Biting Snake Isn't Better Than Knife In Your Back by @damatris: geralt x jaskier, M, complete, 280k, slow burn, geralt and jaskier go through some things but in the end they have each other (mind the tags)

All You Have Is Your Fire by @king-finnigan: geralt x jaskier, E, complete, 65k, a modern prison au turned flower shop au with a slowburn (mind the tags)

Tell Me About The Light Behind My Eyes by @natskier: geralt x jaskier, M, WIP, 40k, after the mountain yennefer asks jaskier to come to kaer morhen as ciri's emotional support bard

The Road Not Taken by me @all-hail-the-witcher: geralt x eskel, E, complete, 3k, modern au where geralt left town to become a country singer and in a moment of weakness he returns

#the witcher #witcher #witcher fics #witcher fanfiction #geralt #jaskier #eskel #yennefer #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #jeskel #jaskier x eskel #geskel #geralt x eskel #witcher fic rec #fic rec #my friends are all talented go read their stuff #not a tag #from saph

[ghostinthelibrarywrites]

28 from the prompt list for jaskier/eskel please?

28. pressing their foreheads together

Here's some Jaskel set during season 2 in that ambiguous time between when Jaskier and Ciri got to Kaer Morhen and when Geralt and Yennefer arrived, featuring alive!Eskel. (I picture game!Eskel, but feel free to imagine the Eskel of your choice.) Warning for allusion to permanent injuries.

The first thing Jaskier does when he arrives at Kaer Morhen with Ciri and the dwarves—after he introduces himself to the witchers he’s heard so much about over the past two decades and gives them a quick explanation of the situation—is seek out Eskel. Geralt told him a bit about what happened with the leshen during their journey from Oxenfurt to Cintra, but in their hurry to get to Yennefer and Ciri, there was little time to go into the details. And while Geralt assured Jaskier that Eskel is fine, Jaskier still needs to see for himself.

He knocks on the door of the room Lambert directed him to. After a moment, there comes a call of, “Come in.” At first, Jaskier doesn’t recognize the low, scratchy voice, because it sounds nothing like Eskel’s familiar deep rumble. Then the voice speaks again. “Come in, songbird.”

Jaskier pushes open the door to find Eskel sitting up in bed, peering at Jaskier with the drowsy expression of someone who just woke up. He’s thinner than he was when Jaskier last saw him, his hair longer and disheveled. When he smiles, it only emphasizes the way his beautiful golden eyes are hollow with tiredness. Jaskier was about to launch himself into Eskel’s arms, but he pauses in the doorway, suddenly uncertain.

He first met Eskel about five years ago, when he and Geralt ran into the other witcher while traveling through Kovir. Jaskier was instantly smitten and liked to think that the feeling was reciprocated. He and Eskel met up a handful of times in the intervening years, spending a night or two at a time holed up in the room of an inn together. Eskel stopped by Oxenfurt a couple of times to visit Jaskier and they even spent two marvelous weeks traveling through Temeria together, with Eskel accompanying Jaskier to a handful of music festivals.

But they haven’t seen each other since before that disastrous dragon hunt. Eskel was supposed to come to Oxenfurt that previous autumn, but Jaskier wrote to him with an excuse about being too busy with classes. He found that he couldn’t bear to be rejected by another witcher, to learn that Eskel thought as little of him as he was sure Geralt did. With the benefit of hindsight, Jaskier can see how unfair he was to a man who had been nothing but kind to him. He wouldn’t blame Eskel for not wanting to see him.

“What are you doing here?” Eskel asks, but there’s no anger in the words, just a certain guardedness that breaks Jaskier’s heart a little.

“Geralt sent me with Ciri.” Jaskier doesn’t move from his spot in the doorway. Eskel looks fragile, like he might break if Jaskier tries to touch him. “He and Yennefer are off hunting a demon. Or maybe a goddess? I’m not sure, a lot happened and I couldn’t quite keep it all straight.”

Eskel nods, seemingly unfazed. "You okay?"

“Besides smelling like I’ve been on the road for a week and spent a week in prison before that, I’m fine.” Jaskier smiles shakily.

“In prison?” Eskel’s eyebrows draw together in concern.

“It’s a long story.” Tentatively, Jaskier steps inside the room and closes the door behind him. “Geralt told me you were injured.”

“You can say that,” Eskel says. “I’d come hug you, but I think I overdid it helping Vesemir this morning.”

That’s what breaks through Jaskier’s hesitation. Because he may not know all the details of what happened to Eskel, but he knows that the man he loves came far too close to dying. And all the while, Jaskier was holed up in Oxenfurt, feeling sorry for himself. His last communication with Eskel could have been a perfunctory note lying about his workload.

Jaskier closes the distance between them. Eskel holds out his arms to him and Jaskier walks right into his embrace, sinking down onto the bed. Eskel smells just like he always did—like leather and campfires, though there’s the bitter tang of the salve witchers apply for sore muscles. Jaskier buries his face into the crook of Eskel’s shoulder and clings as tightly as he can without risking hurting him.

“I’m sorry,” Jaskier says.

Eskel squeezes him gently. “What are you sorry for, songbird?”

Jaskier doesn’t answer, just clings a little tighter. Because maybe if he hadn’t been a coward and told Eskel not to come to Oxenfurt, maybe Eskel wouldn’t have been passing through that forest where he encountered the leshen. Maybe Jaskier would have been with him. Maybe—

“What happened?” Eskel takes Jaskier’s injured hand in his, turning it over to examine the healing burns on his fingertips.

Jaskier grimaces and straightens up. “Had an encounter with a bastard of a mage in Oxenfurt. It’s a long story.”

Eskel frowns. “Sure we have a human-safe ointment around.”

“It’s nothing.” Jaskier pulls his hand away. “What happened with the leshen? Geralt said something about an infection—”

“That’s also a long story.” A ghost of a smile flickers across Eskel’s face. “I’m glad you’re here, Jaskier.”

Jaskier closes his eyes and leans his forehead against Eskel’s, reveling in the familiar warmth of his witcher. “I’m sorry about Oxenfurt. I shouldn’t have told you not to come. But Geralt—”

“I know,” Eskel says. “Geralt told me about the dragon hunt. Are you two okay?”

“It’s all bygones. Any amends that still need to be made will certainly come about once I teach Ciri all the most annoying songs I know.”

Eskel chuckles, the sound rumbling through Jaskier. It’s the most beautiful thing Jaskier has heard in weeks.

Jaskier lets his eyes fall closed, pressing closer. “Eskel—”

“It’s okay.” Eskel cups his face in his hands. “Let’s talk about it later, songbird. Let’s just sit for a while.”

Jaskier has so many things he wants to say to Eskel. He wants to tell him why he told him not to come to Oxenfurt, exactly what was going through his mind. He wants to tell Eskel how he really feels, how much every moment they’ve spent together has meant to him. He wants to know exactly what happened with the leshen and tell Eskel the story of what happened with the fire fucker and the stint in prson that came after.

But Eskel is leaning against Jaskier like the press of their foreheads together is the only thing keeping him upright. If Eskel needs to just sit for a while, then Jaskier can just sit. They’ll have plenty of time for everything else.

“Whatever you need, love,” Jaskier whispers and just lets himself be with the man he loves.

Tag list: @kueble @mollymawkwrites @feral-jaskier @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde @dawnofbards @thisislisa @mosaicscale @tsukiwolf42 @rockysstupidity @fontegagrilledcheese @kuripon @help-i-need-a-cool-username @julek

#the witcher #twn #jaskel #jeskel #eskel x jaskier #eskel/jaskier #eskel #jaskier #ghost's writing #prompt fills

[witch-witcher-witchless]

I'm halfway through my first draft of Eskel and Jaskier inviting Lambert into their bed for a threesome and I'm stuck. But I did write this cute outtake with Eskel indulging his boyfriend's shenanigans

"Eskel, darling. I love you dearly. However,  I cannot overemphasize what is to follow: If I ever agree to getting fucked by you+1 again, the sorry scoundrel is either a Doppler or I have gone irrevocably insane. Either way it is your problem and I want nothing to do with it." Jaskier flailed an accusatory finger in the vague direction of his partner, voice muffled in the bedding.

Gentle hands stroked over the back of his face down bard, still laying sprawled where he flopped on the mattress 5 minutes ago after his first attempt at getting dressed was aborted with extreme prejudice. His voice was sympathetic,"...Want me to bring you more salve?"

 "And water if you please." 

"...is the water to be in a cup or in a bathtub?" 

"Yes."

Eskel's eyebrow quirked, "Yes?"

"Yes!" Jaskier had started patting the bed with one hand in a facsimile of clapping, "I'm so glad we're in agreement. Be a dear and grab my bath oils too?"

Eskel chuckled. "And the cup, for his Highness?"

"Whatever the fuck Lambert has so I can spit in it."

"And I assume I'd be the one smuggling the tainted goods back?"

"You assume correctly."

"Risking life and limb?"

"Pish posh, don't be dramatic. You can beat him."

"And why exactly would I be on this mission?"

"We can call it a contract if it would make you more amenable to it."

"Jask."

"The contract is to avenge my honour!"

"Hate to break it to you, but I think that ship has long since sailed."

Jaskier continued without missing a beat,"You know, my honour! The cheat cut and ran after bedding me! We agreed on communal aftercare!" His hands briefly stopped gesturing, and his voice turned  contemplative, "Bedding us? Should we defend your honour too?"

"I had honour?" 

"Yes dear, before Lambert deserted us. Please do keep up."

"In his admittedly weak defence, Lambert's rarely on that side of the equation from what I gather."

The stillness in Jaskier's arms speaks volumes, and yet- "...I cancel our contract and will rally Geralt instead."

"Rally Geralt so you can defile Lambert's cup?" Jaskier could hear Eskel's eyebrow raising.

Aggressive arm gestures are his reply. 

"Do you just want some willow-bark tea instead?"

Slightly less arm flailing occurs.

"...I can also steal Lambert's second favourite cup and we can hide it."

"...Fine. I agree to these terms."

"And payment? For the contract, I mean." Eskel's voice was teasing.

Jaskier's arms flopped lifelessly back to the bed and he groaned, "I prepaid. You're getting a bargain, dear heart."

#jaskel #jeskel #jaskier x eskel #eskel x jaskier #the witcher #eskel my beloved #jaskier #WIP

[transholmes]

Chapters: 1/52 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Keira Metz, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Fringilla Vigo Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Book-Canon Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Game-Canon Eskel (The Witcher), Netflix-Canon Jaskier | Dandelion, Humor, Non-binary character, Nonbinary Character, Nonbinary Jaskier | Dandelion, Adventure & Romance, Political Alliances, Tags to be added, Characters to be added, Pairings to be added, and please for the love of all that is holy read the a/n before proceeding, Attempted Sexual Assault, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, gender corrective surgery - but make it magic Summary:

Fifty-three years ago the Purge of the Witcher guilds were committed. The idea initially introduced to various monarch by a shadow cabal within the Brotherhood of Mages who feared the renegade sorcerers creating the witchers would one day turn their monstrous creations against them in a play for power. 

After the Purge the witchers seemingly disappeared apart from a few stragglers and the cabal congratulated themselves on the great success, believing that the few monsters who still roamed the Continent could be dealt with by other means should it prove necessary. 

But their glee was to be short lived. 

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The first chapter in my Geralt/Eskel/Jaskier Warlord!Vesemir AU, with a nonbinary Jaskier. Please for the love of the gods read the tags and the A/N in the story before proceeding.

#jaskier #witcher eskel #geralt #geskel #geraskier #jeskel #vesemir #willow writing #i'm tying my tail in knots right now #been a while since i was this nervous about posting well anything #fuck it it's done #back to editing chapter 2

[jerry-of-rivia]

My half of the Eskel bang collaboration with the incomparable @jennyloggins, whose full fic can be read here!

They were a pleasure to work with, and you can never have too many bathing Eskels, especially as a parallel to all the highs and lows the Path has to offer.

#my art #the witcher #eskel #jaskier #lol dandelions DO YOU GET IT?? #jeskel #fic rec #witcher eskel