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roadkilledthegirl · 1 year

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theo only hated kotku cus she was unafraid to be openly queer 🤷 (unlike him 🤗)

#also cus she stole his boyfriend but he had it coming that little ass #jkjk I love him #theo decker #the goldfinch #boris pavlikovsky #boreo #theodore decker #kotku hutchins #btw I really hc her real name as katy (like katy Perry)

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sashiavi · 27 days

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Jealous SDV (hybrid?) boys rutting into you after getting jealous after smelling someone else on you <3

Ahhh oh goshhhh okay- I need to whip smth up for this

(I got carried away - forgive me? I went for a ramble and it became smth- I wrote enough for warnings 😭)

PuppyBoy!Sam jumping on you when you finally return home! Hugging you, nuzzling into your neck and sniffing in your scent with a happy sigh when you card your hand through his hair.

PuppyBoy!Sam who stops short, nose pressing hard into your skin, inhaling an ever familiar scent; Sebastian, the Catboy.

PuppyBoy!Sam who whines and whimpers, his yellow-blonde ears drooping down. The smell distressing him despite being best friends with Sebastian for many years - He squirms and cries, glomping over you, tail frantically wagging as he makes an attempt to heavily scent you.

PuppyBoy!Sam pressing his body to your own, weight keeping you on the surface of the bed below, feverishly rocking his hips into your cunt. Heavy balls slapping into your pussy, warm hands all over your body.

PuppyBoy!Sam who can't help but bite and nibble at your skin, slobbering all over you. His tail wiggles and wags, ears pinned to his head, poor croaked voice whimpering and whining, moaning out silly insecurities and desperate attempts to soothe himself.

PuppyBoy!Sam just can't stop crying. "You love me, I know you do!" "M' a Good Boy! Right?" "Better than Seb- Love you more-!" Babbling nonsense while he humps at your gushy pussy and feverishly rubs at your clit.

CatBoy!Sebastian lazily crawling to you on the lounge when you return, slinking across, tail swishing calmy as he snuggles up, gently pawing at your chest.

CatBoy!Sebastian tucking his face into your neck as he carefully kneads at your skin, peppering kisses and nose boops behind your ear.

CatBoy!Sebastian letting out a little feral growl at the offensive scent of someone else lingering on your clothes and skin - Probably that stupid dumb Jock CowHybrid!Alex. His ears pin and his tail stands static.

CatBoy!Sebastian biting and licking his corse tongue over your pretty, sensitive nipples. Hands kneading at your thighs, lips latched over your pert buds. If he thought and imagined hard enough, he could taste your sweet milky cream on his tongue.

CatBoy!Sebastian who gets a little carried away with the thought of you swollen and leaking milk just for him and his Kittens. He can't help but rut and grind up on your clothed cunt.

CatBoy!Sebastian who wraps his fingers around your throat, squeezing subtly, coaxing your tongue to lul out of your mouth.

CatBoy!Sebastian who spits on your tongue and kisses you after. Searing hot, canines clattering your own, biting into your soft lips as he pulls away, eyes quinted and lips downturned in a pouty frown.

CowHybrid!Alex knocking his forehead softly into your own, mindful of his budding horns, bringing you into a warm hug after your night out at the Saloon.

CowHybrid!Alex kissing your temple, shucking off your coat to hang up, noticing a wet patch and catching a whiff of something odd - Spilt beer no doubt, tangled in something spicy.. Jalepeno poppers?

CowHybrid!Alex wasting little time, instincts running rampant. Easily manhandling your pretty self to the nearest counter, head in the clouds, mind only focused on reclaiming what was his.

CowHybrid!Alex falling victim to his own Bull heritage - Rutting his cock up between the pretty swell of your ass, horns poking pressure into the back of your head. His jaw threatens to nip and bite into your neck, rough, large hands pressing you down.

CowHybrid!Alex who makes haste at his pants, revealing his veiny leaky cock, pushing the sticky, squishy tip up against your wet panties. Grinding and pushing the barrier of your underwear, messing up the fabric even more with his own leaky pre.

CowHybrid!Alex pulling your panties aside and fucking his thick bull cock into your pretty pussy, tumbling himself into a rut. He moans and shouts, hands on your hips to pull you back on his length.

CowHybrid!Alex who can't help but stare at his fat, drippy bull cock burying up in your tight, wet cunt.

CowHybrid!Alex who would go again and again, releasing his hot milky cum over and over, Marking up on your insides. Messy and gooey, dripping down his own front as he humps at you from behind.

BearHybrid!Shane walking home with you from the Saloon, after a big night of drinking and Pool with the other younger patrons of the town.

BearHybrid!Shane grumbling as you enter the front door, kicking off his shoes. Bending to put them on the rack, standing with a crack in his knee and a glare when you giggle at him.

BearHybrid!Shane who pretends to be mad, pulling you in for a big warm hug, wrapping his arms around your frame, squeezing you snug and tight.

BearHybrid!Shane who lets up a little, nose pressing into your hair and neck, catching a whiff of an abundance of hybrid smells - Some Canine, Feline, all sticking to your skin more than he'd like - Surely those youngin boys weren't stupid enough to make an attempt at anything? Right?

BearHybrid!Shane who thinks he just has to mark you up better, to let everyone know who you really belonged to.

BearHybrid!Shane rubbing his scratchy chin on your neck, pressing his larger body on to your own, putting a warm pressure on your skin.

BearHybrid!Shane licking at your skin, nibbling, biting, kissing up on your torso, leading down, down, down your tummy to your core.

BearHybrid!Shane squeezing at your hips and thighs with his large, warm hands, pawing at your body, caressing and teasing over all the most sensitive and ticklish spots. His large thumbs swiping over your cute, drooly pussy, his own mouth nearly watering at the sight.

BearHybrid!Shane suckling on your clit, lapping his tongue through your sticky folds, grumbling to himself between your legs cause you're just "Too fucken' sweet" "Like fucken' honey, Baby".

BearHybrid!Shane and his scratchy 12 o clock shadow scraping your inner thigh. Large, warm hands squeezing at your hips, pulling your pussy onto his tongue.

BearHybrid!Shane with his lips smushed up on your cunt, nose bumping up on your clit, pretty purple eyes peering up through his dark brow, furrowed and grumpy while he laps and suckles on you. Just spitting and drooling up on your thighs, marking you up with his teeth and slobber.

(I don't have a favourite what do you meannn)

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pinkandgreenroom · 2 years

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Crixus 😔😔😔😔

#does it hurt seeing your ego not match up to your standing with the others anymore #jkjk I love him #me watching sweaty gladiators

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pendwelling · 11 months

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They kidnapped the Crown Prince in his sleep 😔

(based on the barbie movie meme)

#when the third wheel strikes back #서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일 #twsb #섭남파업 #my art #jesse venetiaan #christelle de sarnez #its ok it was consensual kidnapping #(cédric was awake the whole time)#(his luggage was already prepared under his bed)#hes a 192cm tall man pretending to be asleep so his friends can smuggle him into a wagon #not even house arrest could stop these three i love them sm #meme redraw #barbie meme redraw #twsb chapter 264-5 #theyre eloping (JKJK)

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squuote · 9 months

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i hate him but he comforts me

#the stanley parable #the narrator #scribbles #crows art #JKJK he's okay #love to torment this guy fr #i have no excuse for drawing him i just thought i havent done it enough #fixing that immediately ^_^

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thatsrightice · 6 months

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Tom Cruise to Rick Rossovich, who plays Ron “Slider” Kerner in Top Gun (1986)

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seagull-scribbles · 9 months

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Well I’m not a vampire, but I feel like one…

messy request for @kito-oh-kito 💕 I feel better now, thank you

#TMNT 2012 #raphael hamato #casey jones 2012 #rasey #I was a bit upset the only time these guys interacted the episode was when Ralh squashed him at the end #they’re such a good team in 2012 it have been good these 2 agianst one of the others #this is like the only time ever Casey jones got to not be human too actually isn’t it #I wonder if he liked being a vampire or if he’s happy just being the iconic Casey J #the lighting in this was very fun tysm #didn’t do all the details like Raphs bruises and scars but you bet I didn’t forget his beauty mark #request #kito-oh-kito #doodle #Halloween episodes my beloved #these guys suit the grungy art style so well I love them #what if we where both vampires and we kissed #jkjk….unlesss #super fun doing his face paint again I should leave his mask off a bit more often xx #also argue with me all you want that gap in his teeth is perfect for bleping

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gardenoblues · 3 months

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ok these are pics of him i just really like and some random silly pics taken. (ok i love all his pics) OMG I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT TO GREET MY BOY!!! ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HYDE MONSTER, HONEY BUNCH SUGARPLUM, UNICORN CUPCAKE!!!!!! ILYSM AND I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING AND CRYING ABOUT YOU!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME AND TO A LOT OF PEOPLE I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW THAT, IF ONLY YOU CAN READ THIS OR SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SUPPORT YOU!!!! WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNTER FUCKING DOOHAN!!!~~~<;33

#hunter doohan #everybody that loves him pls greet him or else #dont know how to tag this i just love him so much #i hope youre learning french by now because in wednesday s2 you better be fluent lol jkjk #also wanted to insert more photos but tumblr says no more than 30 girl you crazy

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mysticallystilinski · 4 months

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currently at my sisters house, but stuck here because of the fog. also??? how have i never seen this picture before?????!!!! he’s so baby cute wtffff

#! lav loves you !#he’s so cute #literal babygirl #i want him so bad??#in my pants!#jkjk..#or am i?#stiles stilinski #dylan o’brien

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gloriouscreatorunknown · 1 year

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If i had a nickle for everytime Wally burns Y/Ns house down in a fanfic i’d have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

@cecilsweeps

@starleska

#ahem ahem #just gonna #make this post #You both know why your there #Wally darling x reader #wally darling #joke post #IF I HAD A NICKLE #yall fr made him burn our houses #can you confirm if Wally is an arsonist #jkjk #but fr i do live for yalls stories #yer writing is magnefique and a FEAST for the welcome home fandom #love yall fr #doin 👍

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klvm0nn · 7 months

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By the way, in my AU Billy has a hooked nose because he broke it twice. The first accident was when he really pissed off his parents, the second one happened when he got in a school fight.

#stupit dumas #sorry I just love hooked noses #I like noses I like big noses #cuz you can like…#siton’em #JKJK #look at him made his matha and step fatha angry🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿#black christmas #billy lenz #art #artwork #black christmas 1974 #attica #black christmas au

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bloos-bloo · 2 months

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This is kinda based off BBH’s stream today btw- more specifically, the scene where he has a memory lapse with the pillagers:

The night sky gently brushed through the windows. It’s soft light nudging it’s way throughout the room. The demon laid on a sleeping bag in the middle of this spiral tower. It’s been a day- spending time with his roommates, learning that he’s stuck on an island, learning that there’s bears and rabbits that act like a government. It was great.

Yet the uneasy feeling he had when he locked eyes with a lone pillager. It’s crossbow pointed directly at the demon. Bad tossed and turned on the sleeping cot- his hands slowly gripping onto his pillow.

A memory of endless white snow piling up underneath a vast black sky. His breathe clouding up his vision as he watched his blood spill over the floor, nearly matching the red carpet below. In front of him- a top hat backed into a corner. His little hands holding up a sword that was 2x as big as her.

“NO!” Bad shouted as his body collapsed. Waking up in a red bed surrounded by white pillows. He ran towards the mansion.

“Dapper! Crawl to the entrance!” The demon shouted, a pillager swiftly plunging arrows into his back.

“FUDGE!” He cried- his body limp on the floor. “Dapper- Crawl! You have to CRAWL!”

The demon continued shouting.

Watching in agony as his son held up her sword. The pillager knocking him down- the clang of the metal ringing throughout the room.

“NO!! DAPPER PLEASE!” Bad screamed, once again waking up with a jolt on the red bed. White pillows, cloudy breath.

“CRAWL TO THE ENTRANCE!”

The demon ran.

The image of the pillager’s smile as it drove a sword through his back.

The image of the little egg forced into a corner.

The image of her eyes welling up with tears.

The Vindicator stepping towards her.

Blood stains.

Dapper was slain by a Vindicator

“NO!” He wept, his knees weak from the message. “NO NO NO- DAPPER!!”

The demon cried, wiping his eyes as his fists slammed into the snow below. He felt a little tug as he beat at the ground. Each tug growing more frantic than the last.

“NO! NO NO!” He screamed, thinking the pillagers and vindicator found him outside. His fists going wild on the ground. He felt his hands be pinned- his eyes streaming at this point.

“DAPPER!”

He felt his palm being forced open, rapid tapping followed soon after.

“I’m here!”

Bad gasped as his eyes shot wide open. The sleeping bag underneath him nearly ripped to shreds- the remains of it left over his claws.

It took a minute before his vision caught up with his brain. His tears still streaming down his face as he looked up. In front of him, holding his palm in her tiny hands- messy hair and tear filled eyes, was Dapper. Next to her, a concerned filled expression- red and blue blushed cheeks and neatly braided locks, was Pomme.

“I’m here. I’m here. It’s- It’s ok.. It was all a bad dream.” Dapper continued to tap on Bad’s palm. Bad taking the time to recollect his breath and wipe the tears away.

“I- I’m sorry. Was I too loud-? I didn’t- mean to wake you two…” He trailed.

Pomme shook her head, Dapper continued tapping. “No, it’s ok. We heard you calling me- and- we knew you were in distress.”

Bad clutched the tattered sleeping mat, “I- Thank you.. I never- had someone.. care so much about me.”

Pomme smiled. Holding up a little sign for her father to read. “Would you like for us to stay with you?”

The demon winced- he didn’t want to be a bother. Especially with how well these two have been treating him.

“I- I wouldn’t want to bother you guys- I’ll be fi-“

“Nope. We’re staying.” Dapper interrupted. Next thing he knew, both kids were lying on each side of the creature. Their faces carefully nudged on each side.

Bad felt a small ping in his chest- for some reason, this felt familiar. Everything about this felt right- but he couldn’t place why. He carefully laid back, his eyes gazing over the star decorations. The sun’s early morning light carefully kissing it hello.

The demon couldn’t help but wrap an arm around each child.

He smiled, his eyes fluttering shut. “Thank you- kids.”

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ego-meliorem-esse · 6 months

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François 19, 20,

27, 30, 36

19. What is your character's biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

He is sort of selfish. Straight up. He has some views and ideas how a romantic day (anything really) would look like and if it doesn't go according to plan the day is ruined. I guess I don't have to mention vanity. He looks good. He knows he looks good. He knows others know he looks good. Etc. So basically he is somewhat sort of quite very selfish and self serving. Add to that his knowledge of his good looks and you have an insufferable bitch.

20. In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

Like Arthur he compares himself to other empires, always making sure he is one step in front. In whatever way he can achieve that. There is not a specific person he compares himself to, but an ideal of what a great mighty, beautiful and generous nation should be. François is romanticising this ideal and by extension romanticising himself. Too much.

27. How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

He is confrontational. This is a man who convinced himself he cannot lose a war. Then he did. And did again. Did that knock his ego down a bit? Nah of course not. He is still who he pictured himself to be 200-300 years ago. That makes him even more confrontational. Tho, he will insult the other person in a subtle way. But backing off is not an option for this man.

30. What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

The trenches.

Yeah.

36. How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Cold. Distant. Subtle insults aimed at their person. Not listening to them talking. Ignoring their comments. I'd say it's quite childlike behaviour but with more pizzazz and style.

#ask meli #this man is ruining my life #not the way matt is #bot is a lovely beautiful and willing way #no #i will drown him i will lock his car with him in it and send him on his way #if he doesnt pay me that is #jkjk #:)#hetalia #hws france

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stobinesque · 10 months

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Jeff is Steve's Bi Awakening please and thank you 💜

jeffff. He's such a funny guy. I love him

Steve nods. “Thanks.” “So are you going to?” “Am I going to what?” Jeff shoots a shit-eating grin. “Admit that you’re more than just a pretty face.” Steve rolls his eyes. “Fine. Yeah, I’m more than just a pretty face, asshole. I’ve also got a good head of hair.” Jeff laughs. It makes the corners of his eyes wrinkle in a way that Steve finds distracting, for some reason. “You almost made it through an entire conversation without being a dick, Harrington.” Steve tosses his hair back. “It’s all part of the charm.”

#jeff: *squinting at steve* i'm going to beat self-love into this boy or die trying #oops did i make jeff a self-insert #jkjk #steve: huh. he has a pretty smile. i should vamp at him. totally not going to spend a moment examining why i'm doing it though!#read writes #wip wednesday #jeff is steve's bi awakening au

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caemthe · 19 days

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after an extensive study of pat's character, i have reached the conclusion that his type is someone who, in their panic, will be shaking and yelling at him to not die and going 'don't you dare leave like this!' at him, after he has been gravely injured and is currently bleeding out on the ground.

#pat. º ( lancer. )#hc. º ( mini. )#/ makes him fall in love with them all over again. sexiest thing one could do. i can understand pat on this one ngl jhghj jkjk or am i?#/ “you're the inspiration” playing in his head as he loses more blood and passes out sdfghjkjhgf #/ 'but you're not supposed to shake a gravely injured person' look... LOOK... L O O K

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mrmeltingpoint · 2 months

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Excuse me good sir, my son wants to invite yours to a little date with your permission

you two better be back before midnight

#YOU NEED TO STOP DRAWING AKAL SO CUTE I CANT HANDLE IT!!!#jkjk i love him so much <3 #amuletverse #amuletshipping #scp dr akal #scp dr mirage #dr mirage #scp 963 rewrite #963 rewrite #scp 963 #stratos #melting's art #eye contact

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