#just imagine the beef they would have

[hazelnut-u-out]

tried to be productive but then i remembered that RickBot is dead.

#why did they do him like that? #there was so much potential there #we have two beths #i would've loved to have seen us have a domestic beth and a space beth #and a grandpa rick and a revenge rick #just imagine the beef they would have #rick and morty

[seefasters]

my take on the steeplechase trio (and montrose’s mask variants)

#my art #taz #taz steeplechase #since beef is an arm wrestler im kinda entertained by the idea that he keeps it casual from the waist down #but all of his shirts are branded beef punchley shirts #i like to think that all of montrose’s clothes are slightly too big for him because he buys them himself #but doesn’t have the money/resources for a tailor #and he can’t go to dentonic bc his uniform is supposed to be something totally different #i kinda struggled with his mask #but i like the idea that it really is a human face but you can see the edges. the metallic parts of the mask. the little glitches #his skin color is always ever so slightly off #also griffin described his actual face as ‘plain’ so imagine he looks like just some guy. a little babyfaced #while his ‘neutral’ mask is just generically handsome #and i didnt draw that but i think it glitches out sometimes and his face goes all wonky #sorry griffin i took over your boy #emerich was probably the easiest to design he just sprung into my head fully formed #i don’t remember if the give-a-ghost projector is actually supposed to be on his arm #but it is now . #also i would like everyone to think about montrose talking about jesus in that dumbass clean job mask please. thank you

[italoniponic]

the way these two would furiously fight one another it's understated

just like Gregory is Idia's interdimensional ancestor, Maurice is Epel's family curse that needs to be dealt with like in Demon Slayer

#twisted wonderland #kuroshitsuji #black butler #epel felmier #maurice cole #public school arc #i remember reading this arc #and being like #maurice is basically the epel pomefiore dreamed of #imagine them in a prince & the pauper setting #they would freak everybody out with the contrast #but also would fight. a lot. #yes i still have beef with maurice #just leave me #cherry's mumbling about twst

[numbuh424]

Please hear me out..... Jdrama!Light and Musical!L.

#I just think they're so neat they're my fave L and Light #everyone please tell me your favorite L and Light and explain why I'm so curious I wanna know #death note #death note drama #death note jdrama #death note musical #light yagami #l lawliet #masataka kubota #teppei koike #masataka is my favorite light because he's such a standout among the other lights his portrayal was so real and terrifying at times #koike is my favorite L because he just.... feels so much like L.... I've long since loved his L but I'm watching the 2017 for the first tim #and Everything about him is just. perfect. that's literally L like what the fuck #it's a fun activity just imagining different L and Light combinations because honestly a lot of them have different dynamics #so when you mix and match them it's almost guaranteed they would react to each other differently #jdrama lawlight and musical lawlight are pretty different and jmovie lawlight is too #I think animanga lawlight would have the biggest beef with their jdrama counterparts and it's extremely funny to imagine #fun science experiment #now everyone tell me your favorite combinations please

[elodee]

HERMIT A DAY MAY - DAY 1

VintageBeef x Bob's Burgers

I drew Beef in the style of Bob's Burgers. Why? It's literally just a burger joke (Beef burger lol) but I think he turned out great! If you're not familiar with Bob's Burgers, or just wanna look at my style references, you can read more below the cut.

Bob's Burgers is an animated comedy about a dysfunctional but loving family that owns a burger restaurant. The show its meant for a 14+ audience, so it does have some mild adult themes. However, it's very funny and has a lot of heart. It's one of my favorite animated comedies and definitely my favourite that follows the 'quirky working-class family gets into situations' type format. Style references:

Bobs Burgers characters

Bob and Linda Belcher. Linda is Bob's wife and I love her.

Bob's Burgers title

#hermitaday #hermitcraft #vintagebeef #I was debating whether to include the cow-hybrid parts #since Bob's Burgers doesnt really have non-human characters #but I really like cow-hybrid Beef so I kept it #I just imagine if he were in an episode the episode would be about everyone desperately trying not to acknowledge that he's a cow person #and it never gets explained

[im-bored-so-i-draw]

since rebel is released in cookierun kingdom so i downloaded it

I have been informed that I'm lucky in these pulls

Anyways heres my team rn and how i think they would interact (since i play this game just now)

I see wildberry and basque as the one keeping them in check. Basque is a bit more loose though.

Rebel and chilli pepper would kind of befriend each other? Like thieving partners??

Oyster tried to keep them in check too but it was too chaotic for her..

Also i slip a few bits of my oc-- which is just a Genshinified version of my beloved artist.

#cookierun #cookierun kingdom #cookierun ovenbreak #rebel cookie #ninja cookie #wildberry cookie #basque cheese cookie #oyster cookie #chilli pepper cookie #thats about all #its really funny to imagine them being a team #like wildberry and basque cheese cookie will have beef towards chilli pepper and rebel cookie #rebel just kinda shrug it off #but chilli pepper just hate it when they kid her #which is #more to lecturing #oyster is so done with this team #i think wildberry would just grab chilli pepper and throw her on his shoulder when shes acting up again #rebel would instead be the one stealing #i mean he would not steal most of the time #but if that is his target he would INSIST #even if he said yes he would just sneak out of the line #there are no stopping this man unless its oyster #sketch #ok bye <3

[marxistgnome]

On the one hand i think star trek not really having an internet equivalent is cool cos it shiws we developed an entire new and possibly better system, similar to how holosuites replaced film and tv, and it slso lets me speculate about whether internet connection as we know it works in deep space or 9ver long interstellar distances (idk how the internet works so i get to just imagine). But on the other hand it would be funny if data was a twitch streamer.

#star trek #ds9 #like done well it has such funny implications #like those people who make star trek character tweets #or garak and bashir beefing it out on goodreads #i think odo would have face book #but also i love the soace retro vibe if 90s trek and i feel like if i watch the newer stuff and someobes got like #a deeply misunderstood version of Instagram #like omg this videos getting millions of hits #i won't like it #i think they should have internet but weird like something to fo with subspace frequencies #i like to imagine little starship kids with a subspace transmitter just going thru unsecured channels #like the equivalent of 13 year olds going on omegle #tng

[asgardian--angels]

you know it's bad when tumblr's being the more mature social media site when it comes to rancid takes on izzy's death

#ofmd #holy shit twitter's devolved into a battleground #what is WRONG with yall involving david jenkins in your beef #you dont have to like what happened but #how many fucking years in fandom does it take for people to learn to be civil #and not base their entire identities around characters so if anything happens to them it's a personal attack #that they then take straight to the creator #if a character dying causes you that much distress then that's a You problem and david fucking jenkins is not responsible #and he's not your therapist #and besides. just because something happened you didnt like doesnt mean it was a bad writing choice #but even if it were. you never have the right to make it anyone else's problem #i cant imagine having the gall #don't do this guys. the cast and crew are so lovely to us. don't make them stop interacting with us #people saying this show was a comfort show. or a safe space show or whatever. thats great for you #but it's not djenk's responsibility to cater to you and not his problem if the show doesn't meet your infinitely high expectations #he's telling a story. things will happen in those stories. #and it's actually p rare on tv that creators are getting to tell the story the way they want so personally im grateful #if you don't like his vision then don't watch it. you don't have the right to bully him. seriously whats wrong with you #cause yeah im sure con o'neill would love what youre doing huh #the fate of a fictional character is sliiiiiightly less important than being kind to people in the real world yknow #only tagging this so people can block for spoilers

[snail-noodle]

A trip down memory lane! Writing a short drabble for Elder Faerie :]

I've been thinking about the kind of person Elder Faerie could have been before the Beasts had turned evil.

In episode 2, Shadow Milk kept calling him a foolish king and how he envied the five great heroes before they were sealed away.

You can probably tell where I'm going with this haha X]

Elder Faerie was young back then. He was rashful and stubborn.

His insecurities were high during those years.

What if, during that time, he did feel envy towards the five great heroes?

I like to think he had no powers at all during that time. He could wield a sword, and he would have a long life, like any other faerie, but the power of the guardian did not exist at that time.

Not yet.

He had no silver tree to guard, so it would be interesting if he had no magic powers to begin with.

#grrrr #the thought of him acting like the complete opposite of his older self is making my mind spin #i love it when a character ends up maturing whenever a great danger appears in front of them #elder faerie had to wisen up once the beasts started their terror across earthbread #i really just want young and stubborn elder faerie okay?! #devsisters probably won't touch him again and i need to cope 😭 this is the only way #also want shadow milk and elder faerie tension before sm turned evil #imagine the guy having beef with the young faerie king??? it would be funny #the displeasure that shadow milk shows towards the young king is hilarious to me X) #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #elder faerie cookie #elder faerie

[matchandelure]

i fear that the undercover top secret government assassins are growing on me (cp9)

#I HAD ZERO THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM AT FIRST #IN FACT I WAS DEVASTATED THAT THE WATER 7 QUARTET WERE ACTUALLY CP9 #BUT THEN??????? I READ CP9'S INDEPENDENT REPORT AND. I!?!??!?@?!? #the thoughts are endless ive been having one piece dreams every night for the past few days and they have all been cp9 related the brainrot #is so bad. i am sodgjkadhg #i love one piece there are so many characters with each new arc i get to i get some new characters to obsess over i love it i feel so alive #ive been fighting tooth and nail avoiding spoilers for the latest episode BUT GOD IM SO SO TEMPTED TO. TAKE A PEEK #anyways last night i was once again doing a wiki deep dive and i found some silly things on cp9's pages #JABRA AND LUCCI ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?! the kid you've had beef with since he was 13 (maybe even earlier since lucci alreayd knew him when he was 6) who you #used to have a whole head over is now at eye level with you i would actually be so embarrased #KAKU IS FROM EAST BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS OS IMPORTANT ACTUALLY!! THE MOST IMPORATNT FACT EVER!!!!!!!!!!! #so he knows the strawhats are...also from the east blue right?!? right??????! and ik the wg steals these kids early on to train them so i #doubt he has lingering attachments to his home sea but i still think this so both so so sad and so important :'(( #also not getting over how oda's depiction of tiny kaku has him holding a toy boat BC ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?! ARE YOU K IDDING ME #kalifa and jabra's favourite dishes are both lamb based!!!!!!!!! silly because her animal motif is a sheep haha #BUT ALSO considering how her father was also cp9 and she's probably been conditioned since birth to also follow his footsteps and how jabra #holds seniority in the current lineup id like to think that these two have known each other a very long time and there were influences #the most dysfunctional fcked up family ever. cp9 #blueno and jabra are both from the north blue!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that one falshbakc we see that the two of them plus 6year old lucci trained #together but also it would be so fcked up if the two actually knew of each other before being roped into the governemnt #idk how the wg works do they just??? routinely scout around and pick up a bunch of kids ata time???? were jabra and blueno taken together?? #also wondering if ... kalifa jabra and kumadori knew each other the longest as fellow agents or soemthing #i feel like im entertaining a gazillion thoughts all at once its so hard ot balance but we know both kalifa nad kumadori have #parents in the governemnt/assassin profession that also influenced them right #idk maybe one thing they can bond over #cp9 to me is just a fucked up family of some sort. they are not found family they are like some weird forged family where they were all #forced together and somehow made it work and they all love lucci and care for his wellbeing enough to raise all that money to get him to a #doctor and they cared about each other enough to get off enies lobby together without leaving anyone behind and they went cafe hopping and #shopping and bowling together and they all care for each other in their own way

[huckleberr1es]

i just like the idea of dave being a seer of time because of the angsty implications and then rose being a knight of life and just going apeshit beastmode (as she should)

i got my ipad out for this. i havent used my ipad in 5 months. i REALLY like this idea

#homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #i did the sketch/outline on little sleep and colored it when i woke up and forgot the fuckin sun on rose but fuck it idc #i have a hs au for another fandom where one of the characters is a seer of time and i still love the idea #that au will NEVER see the light of day its for me to look at in my google docs and thats it #also tbf rose could still be a seer in this au and her and dave just argue constantly about how they See things #dave has 29939292 timelines playing out in his head constantly #and rose knows the most fortuitous path at all times #and they both have differing opinions #however knight rose is peak because of the ridiculous outfit i came up with #her as a knight with her magykks. everyone would be FUCKED. #and dave taking a more active role in managing timelines but also like. every decision he makes the timeline plays out in his head #and my poor dude is fucking Tired #ok mostly this is au is for dave however i wanted to draw them bith #also #art tag #eta to add more tags #the daverezi implications in this au are also peak #i dont really ship them romantically but dog imagine the meteor with 3 seers #all beefing all the time #itd be fantastic

[unopenablebox]

every now and then one of my mutuals starts getting into something that one of my other mutuals has had a like self-directed home dissertation level of obsession with for years, and i still don't know anything about it either way but it's very funny learning what a normal trajectory of somebody experiencing it would be like

#it's not that i know anything myself it's that i never paused to consider what someone learning about it for the first time would say #rather than the incredibly involved academic inside baseball dispute-connoted remarks from which all of my knowledge is derived. #actually at least one of you is the first mutual on one topic and the second mutual on another topic. a lot of my tumblr friends are way up #on extremely specific long-running humanities research controversies in some way or other i guess. that does track. #imagine you only know about pastry technique from watching someone from afar as they beef with everyone else on earth about like #the exact air humidity ratio you should have for [whatever at this point i ran out of pastry knowledge to use in this example] #and then out of the blue someone else starts being like. hey i just learned to laminate croissant dough! #and it's like. i can't do that either. but the way you're mostly saying words i know or can look up is deeply uncanny to me. #box opener

[unproduciblesmackdown]

getting gnc with it out & about at math meetup (or wherever)

#of course you have a zillion idea for faves' Looks. & also simultaneously none; if you're me #here's one: just the combo Different But Overlapping W/More Usual approach #easy to imagine winston Stays comfy to a sufficient degree &/or oft sticks to a Default kind of outfit approach. but anything's possible #like shaking things up gently for taylor too. always appropriate. ideal person from work to run into; as is often true #they can't make you link up that little taylor sketch w/any Sequence here. it can be its own independent taylor reaction lol #w/their slightly raised shoulders / all the more elevated [expressions i particularly like] it creates momentum like #well now i'd go and elevate winston's [expressions i particularly like] even more lol. the Especially Enjoyed trademarks/classics.... #and of course we do not have winston running into taylor without Also being 💖😳 about it. what's Ever going on around here #tayston #winston billions #corned beef #winston's little a gnc with it even just in his tees & cargo pants. no normativity out here. genderdivergent & neurononconforming #i Did move to add sparkly gold eyeliner?shadow? take your pick b/c [Autistacity Shoutout] #taylor's outfit coloration based on [picked a medium grey like a tanktop akd had] & then was going to have spun off from a deep purple or #more like the burgundy taylor wears but a much lighter color would've just been more helpful w/all the Other lighter colors; like the lines #namely the lines showing up against it....so; stunningly; a bit more light blue for us all lol #another moment of pencil lineart but this time drawn today vs months ago. some digital editing; all digital coloring #as inaccessibly discussed prior....epic highs & triumphs of spontaneous sorts of [existing outside work's hostile environment] meetups #yes this is hoodie vs hoodie moments (they would never fight) (they may kiss???) (go back several tags & peruse things)

[clementine-kesh]

love the delta flyers but i’m trying my hardest not to develop extremely niche parasocial beef with robbie duncan mcneill for liking to road trip around british columbia by rv (the bane of bc’s roadways)

#this is a lighthearted beef to be clear #but ​you don’t spend two summers working in mountain towns not to have a bit of a kneejerk annoyance towards rvs #was joking about this to the bf and he was like #imagine getting pissed at an rv driver for typical annoying rv behaviour and it’s just tom paris #i for one would simply just leave

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Moral Orel seems like an interesting show with characters that would be fun to analyze. But getting into it requires becoming invested in a woman named Bloberta Puppington. With all due respect that is the most blorbo name I have ever heard

#You know how sometimes you cant write a fic because their names are too goofy? I just KNOW i would have that problem #If it makes any Moral Orel fans feel.any better; i used to be in a fandom with a guy named Beef #Imagine reading angst fics about Joe; Scott; Pearl... and Beef #And my current fandom has a couple odd names like Tweek and Dogpoo. Kyle; Kenny; Craig; and Tweek. What a lineup

[todayisafridaynight]

massive cope or not dude w the dondoko island news - imagine if you could like.. invite your little guys there after certain chapters. like you battle it out w sawashiro one minute the next hes just. standing there. on your island. like "eh."

ok so here's how we can make jorilla real

#snap chats #anyway this is an incredibly dangerous ask to send right after we just got done talking about fire emblem HELP-- #i can only imagine ichi trying to give sawashiro a pat on the back and now he's getting his hand bent backwards 😭 #I WOULD LAUGH SO HARD THO like hey bossman...... how you doin....... you want a condo.... a chair perhaps..... #i was thinkin bout dondoko island and sawashiro tho. I Plead The Fifth on Fire Emblem Fates Simulator HOWEVER it was to be goofy #cause i just imagine ichi having the time of his life on this fuckass island and now sawashiro's ringing him #sent this mate to hawaii to find his ma and he fuckin around on an island GET YOUR. HEAD IN THE GAME ?? #he can't hear you jo he's too busy watching his islanders have beef with each other #on the real. real quick. i love how casual of a flex dondoko island is #like LAD8's ten dollars more than ACNH was i think and they got the whole bitch in there. AND the rest of the game #god i get why viddy game expensive now...