#keef caps

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

Yo @dokurtybitz2 @endawon @oldstonermom80 @pandorasboxx289 @zymsworldsblog mornin tokes yall☀️😁🌳🔥💨🤤😎👍🏽

#420 nerd #420 #420 thoughts #me #selfie #chicago #wake and bake #bowl rips #keef caps #latinx #who else wakin an bakin?

[even-if-in-another-time]

i’ve done one of these before, but you know what, fuck it:

kotlc characters as incomprehensible things people at my school have said

fitz: i’m gonna break up with you while eating my salt and vinegar almonds >:(

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marella: why the fuck does it matter to you what my gender is, huh? oh, you wanna know what’s in my pants? FOUR UNCRUSTABLES.

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sophie: …i plead the fifth.

forkle: joke’s on you, i don’t believe in human rights!

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alden: i’m not gay, i’m homosexual! …wait

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keefe: *gasps* oh, you’re right, we should make a onceler tam!

tam: *from a distance* A WHAT-

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fitz: *while sobbing and chanting under his breath* GRIND HUSTLE OVERCOME GRIND HUSTLE OVERCOME G

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biana: *watching fitz and keefe from a distance* two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they WON’T FUCKING CONFESS THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER

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the future kid of the four horsegirls of the apocalypse: of COURSE i have issues!! i was raised by four fucking crazy women!!!

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keefe: “but honestly, if they like, got usher to just come in and punch you in the face that’d be great”

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biana: no, but like. someone could tie my shoelaces or something and i’d fall in love.”

dex: oh, right, is that what happened with sophie?

biana: SHHHUT UP

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dex: guys, GUYS, i am starting to get REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE with the spaghetti man-

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keefe: specificality is like… a sexy word…

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linh: god i am SO SICK of my mom talking about my ‘future husband’ like she hasn’t seen the literal fucking pride flag in my room

marella: alright. so. consider the following- *pulls pocketknife out*

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tam: i’m gonna go vegan out of spite for plants

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fintan: well, you know what they say, a good artist borrows, but a great artist steals.

marella: mhm. spoken like william shakespeare himself

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keefe: and those brown eyes,,,,, that show you where popeye’s is

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the entire gang, simultaneously: *to the tune of we are farmers* WE ARE FRUITY, BUM BA DUM BUM BUM BA DING *all flick wrist and devolve into laughter*

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stina: listen, god gave me the curse of good taste, and that isn’t your fault but it IS gonna be your problem.

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the council: wait, there’s capitalism in the moon elf society? oh, that changes everything-

#you’re welcome world. #i’m sorry i just had to do this #it was crucial #tw cursing #tw caps #enjoy fuckers <3 #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #biana vacker #tam song #linh song #dex dizznee #stina heks #fintan pyren #four horsegirls of the apocalypse #keefitz #sophitz #sophiana #help there are too many characters and implied ships my fingers are going to be dead from typing this #oh dont forget #alden vacker #mr forkle #incorrect kotlc quotes #incorrect quotes #GOD thats a lot of tags

[when-wax-wings-melt]

[id: The name "Alvar" means elf army, "Soren" means "solemn". /end id]

HE WAS MADE TO BE A FUCKING SOLDIER IN HIS NAME ALONE HE’S A SOLIDER MEANT TO DIE FOR WHATEVER CAUSE DECIDED THEY NEEDED HIM AHGAHGURGRGHAGHRURGUQGAHRG...

#keefe and alvar parallels anyone #summer rambles #caps tw #alvar vacker #kotlc

[crymeariveronceagain]

SOMETHING. HAPPENED. WITH KEEFE SENCEN AND CASSIUS SENCEN. BETWEEN BOOKS 2 AND 3.

SOMETHING HAPPENED.

KEEFE WENT FROM MENTIONING HIS DAD'S NASTIENESS 1/15 CONVERSATIONS TO 1/5 CONVERSATIONS.

HE WENT FROM MENTIONING IT ONCE EVERY SO OFTEN TO DOING IT WHENEVER HE CAN AND STRETCHING IT OUT LONGER.

THAT IS A CRY FOR HELP IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.

IT'S A FRICKING TACTIC ONE OF MY FRIENDS USED TO USE TO STRESS HOW BAD THEIR PARENTALS WERE. I REMEMBER ONCE THEY BROUGHT IT UP FOUR TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, AND THE SILENCE THAT WENT AROUND THE ROOM BECAUSE WE WERE ALL TEENAGERS WHO DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT STILL HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY.

THAT'S HOW YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT THINGS ARE VERY NOT OKAY. UNDER THE RADAR. BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN BRUSH IT OFF IF THEY WANT.

I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS AND THEY INVOLVE WANTING TO SHAKE KEEFE BY THE SHOULDERS AND ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENED

#TW CAPS #tw caps #caps #hi so what happened #real questions #implied/referenced child abuse #keefe sencen #real questions here what the HECK HAPPENED #can i take my boy's face and gently caress it and ask 'darling what happened to you' #kotlc cassius #cassius sencen #kotlc everblaze #kotlc exile #exile #everblaze #kotlc #tw child abuse #cassius sencen's a+ parenting

[synonymroll648]

happy ayyám-i-há Izzy I drew your little guys for you <3

MAKING THIS MY PFP NOW ILYSM <33333 /p

#ask #maintagging because LOOK AT THE SOKEEFITZ #i usually try to be like. sane. in the kotlc tag? kinda? in terms of caps? #but today we're throwing that out the window because i love this so much #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #pink haired!fitz #I FUCKING SCREECHED WHEN I SAW THIS?? #I SAW 'i drew your little guys for you' IN MY NOTIFS AND WENT #OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DID IT?? DID DIRA REALLY?? #AND YOU FUCKING DID #OMG THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME??? #KEEFE AND HIS LIL BATMAN SHIRT AND HIS LEGS FOLDED UP?? #FITZ AND HIS PINK HAIR AND HIS LEGS CRISS CROSS?? #SOPHIE STANDING UP AND PATTING BOTH OF THEIR HEADS??? #QUIL I COULD PSYCHOANALYZE THIS. I COULD GIVE YOU TEN MILLION REASONS ABOUT THE DEPTH OF THIS LIL DOODLE #AND HOW YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THEM #SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU ILY ILY ILY /p #kotlc fanart #sokeefitz fanart #sokeefitz

[bookwyrminspiration]

haha wiki nooo don’t allude to the exact page of information I want to find and cite without providing the book or page number you’re so sexy haha

#losing my MIND #i know the EXACT scene I want to cite I know the exact sentence i want to cite #but i cannot for the life of me remember what the context of the scene was #or what book it was in #it’s the scene where Fitz goes yeah fallon’s our great great great great great great great great great great great etc grandpa #and i know Keefe makes a comment about yes yea he stepped down to marry you’re really old grandma #but WHERE #WHERE WAS THAT #it’s gotta be prior to flashback #because sophie references that convo in the first few pages #and if Keefe truly is in it and I’m not misremembering that #then it can’t be lodestar #but i don’t know where to look! #I’ve got five keeper books in my bed two more on the desk #i am LOSING IT #WHAT PAGE AND BOOK IS THIS OUGH #(all light hearted) #tw caps in tags

[nejitenotp]

OH MY...I JUST REALIZED SOMEHTHING. GILMORE GIRLS AND KOTLC FOLLOW THE SAME LOVE INTEREST PATTERN: SEEMINGLY PERFECT GOODY BOYFRIEND, *100% HUSBAND MATERIAL, BUT NOT REALLY* WHO GETS INTRODUCED FIRST WITH ANGER AND SOMEWHAT CONTROL ISSUES THAT ARE LATER REVEALED [FITZ AND DEAN], COMPLICATED LADIES MAN "BAD BOY" WHO CONNECTS WITH MC ON A DEEPER LEVEL [JESS AND KEEFE OBVIOUSLY], AND LAST LOVEABLE, BUT GETS HURT QUICK "DORKY" CLOSE FRIEND WITH UNRECIPROCATED FEELINGS [DEX AND MARTY I THINK WAS HIS NAME??] bRO..

#ALSO WHY AM I USING ALL CAPS #I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY VOICE FROM THIS #KOTLC #DEX DIZZNEE #FITZ VACKER #KEEFE SENCEN #SOKEEFE #SOPHIE FOSTER #RORY GILMOR*

[faggot-friday]

The idea that Keefe gets anything from Cassius literally makes me sick to my stomach. [The "his" in "his mind brightened" is Cassius btw]

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #stellarlune #stellarlune spoilers #i hate this line soso much. keefe sharing personality and appearance and whatever else with cassius literally makes my skin crawl #get this poor boy AWAY from this shithole of a man #tw swearing in tags #tw caps in tags

[steal-nightmares-leave-dreams]

Thinking about how the council knew a KID was being abused and did absolutely nothing for like 15 years (and counting)

#they could’ve easily just been like hey cassius and gisela you’re bad parents go to exile #and put Keefe in a nice stable household with Elwin #but no #and look where we are now! #also I’m pretty sure this applies to tam and linh too but I didn’t check #kotlc #tw abuse #tw caps

[loveofastarvingdog]

some people just don't get it. SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT

#timothy's txts. #tw caps #the way i could literally make an essay on the differences between keefitz and jo and laurie #and the differences between their best friend break ups #and also. like. i'm so upset. i'm so upset you don't get it you don' #t GET the reason fitz was so upset and you don't KNOW about how his brother's shit affected him and his view of keefe #and you will NEVER get it. and i'm so pissed because to put them on the same rank as jo and laurie #IS A DISSERVICE TO BOTH SIDES ‼️ #JO AND LAURIE AND YEARS WORTH OF CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS BETWEEN A GUY AND A GIRL #AND THE EXPECTATIONS OF LOVE AND THE WISH FOR LOVE AND THE LONELINESS #AND THE WAY SOMETIMES YOU KNOW YOU'D HURT EACH OTHER #BUT YOU WANT IT ANYWAY. #FUCK ‼️ #tw emoji #tw swearing

[ultralazycreatorfan]

Keefe would [loudly] listen to ABBA’s Gimme Gimme Gimme

#on my Abba kick #it happens at least twice a month #kotlc #keefe sencen #GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT #WONT SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE SHADOWS AWAY #caps in tags

[even-if-in-another-time]

sorry if it’s a controversial opinion but cassius doesn’t deserve keefe. he doesn’t deserve keefe as a son. he should apologize, and he should own up to all the mistakes he made, but an apology is never going to be enough. i don’t care that he does care about keefe - he chose to lock that away, chose to make keefe suffer through what he did, and if keefe is forced to forgive him for that, i’m going to break something. keefe deserves a father that loves him, and will never not show it.

#just thinking about the way that cassius’s arc seems to be going #he does need to apologize and he does need to understand that he fucked up #but keefe doesn’t deserve him as a father. he deserves so much more than that #and he DOES. NOT. need to accept cassius’s apology until he’s ready to. #the way that media portrays the solution of abusive paternal relationships to be them just apologizing and the kid being completely acceptin #after that - because of course the parent MEANT well and who cares if they traumatized their child /s - makes me want to commit a crime #CHILDREN. ARENT. OBLIGATED. TO. ACCEPT. THEIR ABUSERS. #anyways. thanks for coming to my ted talk #kotlc #keefe sencen #kotlc keefe #lord cassius #cassius sencen #abuse tw #tw caps

[enbies-and-felonies]

breakdown of relationships (4/?);

i’m now realizing how i have mot explored keefe and dex dugxuseuizhzyejsushwu we’re gonna move on from that

but anyways fitz and dex: they’re really really solid friends and tend to hang out a lot without keefe duhdysttxheudfx

so he’ll come home TO HIS OWN APARTMENT and dex and fitz are curled up on the couch and he’s like “awww i love getting to come home to my boyfriend and my partner ☺️☺️”

nd then they’re like “lmao we’re not here for you?? a new episode of the voice starts in 2 minutes and 7 seconds and this place has the best tv to sound ratio”

and keefe ~dramatically sighs~ while they do not make room for him on the couch

LIKE WHEN YOUR PARTNER AND YOUR BEST FRIEND BECOME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS EXCEPT IT'S YOUR TWO PARTNERS WHO AREN'T EVEN DATING BECOMING GOOD FRIENDS. EXACTLY

#fitz and dex practically cuddling on the couch and keefe standing there like 🧍‍♂️ waiting for them to make room but they DON'T #also YELLING because keefe and linh as roomies and linh TOTALLY ENABLES FITZ AND DEX HANGING OUT WITHOUT KEEFE <3 #tw caps #tw emoji #aces in the asks

[crymeariveronceagain]

*screams incoherently*

*SCREAMS INCOHERENTLY BACK*

#sokeefe #kotlc #kotlc keefe #keefe sencen #kotlc sophie #sophie foster #thanks for the ask! #keefoster #kotlc sokeefe #kajdsakljhkghkdsjgsdjh #my otp!!! my otp right there! i love them #i love them sm #akjdjkasdajskzh #tw caps

[yarterhq]

#Chief Keef #caps

[bookwyrminspiration]

I just remembered that during book 4, at one point Keefe has a mustache

HEY YEAH HE DOES! the one canon confirmation we got that facial hair exists in the lost cities...and it was KEEFE....unless I'm forgetting another instance.

What I want to know is what happened to the "stache" after the elixir wore off? Did all the hair fall out of his skin, showering down around him? Did it reabsorb, retreating and retracting back into his skin slowly?

Wait was the specific mustache style ever described? Alright page 518, it says he twists the ends into points, so he's got a--hey why is one mustache style called "the daddy" according to this one article. Back to my point, maybe he's got a nice handlebar mustache. i think it'd be funny if he had a horseshoe one though, real bushy.

I think elves should commonly wear elaborate beard and stache styles if they're such a superior species. You know like this or this. Actually nevermind those beards are too cool for these loser elves (said with love). They couldn't handle the power of such lovingly sculpted beards.

Anyway, a little derailed but man. Can't believe Keefe had a mustache for like 26 pages one time.

Wait he was so excited about it too...adult keefe with a mustache...what if he genuinely and unironically grows one?

#kotlc #keefe sencen #quil's queries #the-not-deer #what if shannon writes an epilogue set a little in the future when they're more grown up #and keefe has a mustache #i don't think I could take it #what would we even do with a mustachioed keefe... #he's just a guy he can't have a mustache #i'm getting all disoriented and worked up over a version of keefe that doesn't even exist #all caps