biggest kinnporsche in-universe contradiction is chay just casually handing kim his phone. ur telling me wik boi doesnt have 871281 open fanfic tabs?
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KP two-year anniversary event; Prompt 4: Tension
kinn putting cheese in hot noodles while sitting at the table with vegas and porsche is PEAK TENSION
other bodyguard be like 👀👀👀👀
porsche be like 👀👀👀👀
vegas be like 🙄🙄🙄👀👀😌😌👀👀
kinn be like 🍜🍜🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 🍜🍜🤤🤤🤤☺️☺️☺️☺️
shoutout to the MVP
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to reiterate: an autistic fan headcanoning a character they like and relate to as being autistic is not armchair diagnosing anyone and is not harming anyone. it is not an insult for a character to be headcanoned as autistic, it is not the fan claiming their experience as being the only autistic experience, it is not claiming that there cannot be other interpretations.
an autistic person seeing a character's traits as similar to their own and finding comfort in that is not an insult to that character or to other fans.
an autistic fan headcanoning their favorite character as autistic is not a personal attack against you and your experiences and preferences
it feels incredibly ableist and dismissive to tell autistic fans that headcanoning a character as autistic is Problematic. Autism is not an insult.
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American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!
Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.
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Happy Two Year Anniversary to KinnPorsche The Series!
Find the anniversary event here!
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headcanon time!
i'm gonna say that Pete prefers to eat rice over noodles while Vegas prefers noodles over rice
in Pete's introduction scene, he's seen eating rice
this is food he's eating of his own will instead of what the main family gives the bodyguards in the cafeteria, because "it tastes way better".
for Vegas, my half-assed argument is that he cooked noodles for Pete in the safehouse
that means the safehouse is stocked with noodles, maybe because that's what Vegas likes to eat.
and now comes my favorite part of this headcanon. because what are Pete and Vegas eating in their respective "cry into my dinner" scenes after Pete escapes the safehouse?
Vegas has a plate of rice and Pete has a bowl of noodles. they're eating the type of food that the other person likes to eat.
they're not eating for comfort, they're not eating to fill their stomachs, they're eating to remember (each other). i might even go as far as to say they're eating for penance.
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match made in heaven (it can be argued that Chay has lots of rizz tho)
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okay so like be real the most evil and hilarious shit korn did was also one of the best cliffhangers of the show like
porsche is out here trying to find out what happened to his parents leaving his big dick man behind while Kinn and Pete watch Porsche's peach ass drive off with Vegas and Kinn is hearing Olivia Rodrigo's Traitor in his head while Pete is internally going "man I let the worst men taze my balls and eat my ass out" then like Porsche's uncle gets shot in the head john wick style or whatever and other plot stuff happens then porsche shows up at Mr Rogers house like "I know your a fake ass bitch fess up" and Korn is like haha what if I pull a Darth Vader instead and is like "Porsche, I am your Uncle" and Porsche is like FUCKING WHAT??? and the audience is like FUCKING QUEEEE??? and THAT'S HOW THE EPISODE ENDED for a whole ass week everyone was like lol they wouldn't....right? and they didn't but Korn really let Porsche believe he was fucking his own cousin all over the twunk mafia mansion making the cleaning staff work overtime every god damn day for months for an entire ass minute only to go "LOL JK she was my foster sister" and then the following week you find out he kept her ass in the attic for two decades flowers in the attic style
top-fucking-tier show
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