Masterlist
I realized I might need one of these....
ACCEPTING REQUESTS
My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/chaoticbardlady99/pseuds/chaoticbardlady99
Astarion x Reader:
I DO NOT WRITE ASCENDED ASTARION- I will not glorify domestic violence and abusive relationships, by pretending it’s love and lust.
Ongoing series:
Lethal Woman- Astarion x GN! Reader, ongoing fic, smut
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter Ten
I Wondered if I Could Come Home?- Astarion x F! Pregnant Reader
Part 1
Part 2, SMUT, MDNI 18+
Part 3
Part 4
Darling, Never Stop Haunting Me- Astarion x F! Ghost Reader/ MDNI 18+- AO3
Prologue
Chapter One: Music, Regrets, and Party Tricks
Chapter Two: Tea Parties and Fashion Catastrophes
Chapter Three: The Sun is Freezing
Chapter Four: Regrets
Chapter Five: Nisi Pellis Nostra
Chapter Six: Four Clerics and a Vampire Spawn Enter a Tomb (Astarion POV) MDNI 18+
Chapter 7: Skinny Love
Chapter 8: A Brief Intermission
Chapter 9: Performance Review MDNI 18+
Chapter 10: Til Death Do Gale and Tav Part
Limited Series:
She's My Religion
Part 1: She's Cold, She's Dark, She's Cynical
Part 2: She Needs This Love Just as Much as Me
Part 3: Everyone Wants to Have Their Taste
Part 4: Makes You Believe in Something Above
My Little Mental Health Series
Yesterday I Felt like Dancing- Astarion x GN! Reader
I Took All This Love I Found- Astarion x GN! Reader
One-Shot, two-shot, three-shot (I'm Dr.Seuss without all the weird Seuss baggage)
Joybringer - Astarion x GN! Reader, MDNI 18+, Request
Dying Star Astarion x GN! Reader, Request
One of your Girls : Astarion x M! Reader MDNI 18+ (I tried my best), Request
Like Nothing I've Seen : Astarion x GN! Reader, Request
I Don't Wanna be Your Friend: Astarion x GN! Reader
Admiring from Afar Pt 1.: Astarion x GN! Reader, MDNI 18+, Request
Admiring From Afar Pt 2: Astarion x GN! Reader
Pinkie Promise- Astarion x F! Reader, Smut, 18+ MDNI, Fluff
Triple Dog Dare You- Part 2 to Pinkie Promise
If You Give a Dragon a Steak- One Shot Request
Twists and Turns: Astarion x F! Reader, Gale x F!reader
Never Have I Ever: Astarion x Non Tav F! Reader- Smut, MDNI 18+ (Non Tav Reader)
Maryë: Astarion x GN! AFAB! Reader, MDNI 18+
Repose My Love, For I Have Sinned Enough - Astarion x GN! Cleric of Kelemvor Reader
Brighten the Corners of My Mind- Astarion x GN! AFAB! Reader, MDNI 18+
Halsin x Reader:
Fluffy Halsin Headcanons w/ Male Reader : Halsin x M! Reader, MDNI 18+, request
Other:
As the World Caves In: Karlach x Shadowheart , request
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Laezel: I want to bang you hard-core style but only this once for a night
Tav: Ok
Laezel later: You look at me like you want me. It's hilarious. I may or may not bang you again
Tav: .... okay. Is this a fling or just sex or
Laezel: I am not your girlfriend. It is just release.
Tav: .... right. OK. Well, I want something more
Laezel: then you are weak and pathetic
later on
Laezel: YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE?!
Tav: yeah, you were very clear it was only an infrequent mashing of bodies, and -
Laezel: You are one who causes bruises. You are one who destroys my heart. You take the ache between my legs and draw it through my bones, shattering them. You leave wounds upon my very soul with your agonizing betrayal. I shall recover, but always bear the scars of your actions upon the flesh of my heart.
Tav: NOW HOLD ON A GODS DANGED MINUTE HERE
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I am simply incapable of breaking up with Lae’zel in this game. It makes me too sad.
If you tell her you’re not interested when she tries to declare her love and duel with you, she asks you if you’re sure and if yes she’ll never bring it up again and THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN YOU DO IT. And YOU LITERALLY SENSE HER HEARTBREAK WITH YOUR TADPOLE. You canonically break the poor girls heart.
I know she’s a murderhobo half most of the time, but deep down she really just is a green 22-year old who grew up in a loveless culture learning that she can in fact have a heart and still be a peerless warrior. For her the scariest thing in the world is accepting that she can feel things and that it doesn’t make her weak to acknowledge what she wants, not just Vlaakith’s design for her. I’m so glad I took a chance on her and now it’s made her my favorite/permanent romance choice
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