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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

#i'm gonna proof read this later i am lazy #but basically curb really liks raven and sparky immdiately really likes kyle but kyle is such a hater he's like control ur beast #i do think ravenstan looks cute in his big sweater and the jeans putting down his nightmare before christmas mug petting his big scary dog #he is my hero he is very cute to me #also after ravenstan did the scary command voice as a joke kenny raised their hand & said Is Anyone Else Bricked Up Right Now #and literally everyone raised their hands including jimmy like he risked falling over...ravenstan do not be raising his voice ever #but that was how he was taught to train most animals like someones mean scary mexican mom and it totally works #anyways NOT KYLE NOT TAKING STANS BEAUTIFUL HELPFUL HAND HES SUCH A FUCKING HATER #he wanted to so bad he was staring at it w such wide eyes for a second like omg he was worried abt me thats so cute hes so pretty and nice #aND THEN WAS LIKE EWEWEW YOU DISGUST ME GET A GRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE PATHETIC STAND UP #goddamnit kyle will u be vulnerable for one second like he actually was bc hes actually pretty scared of big dogs he was very shaken #a small rm plot line is stan helping kyle get over his fear of big dogs bc sparky is so nice and kyle is wincing #and petting him with two fingers and is like...oh god it licked me...and stans like that means he likes you! he has good taste #raven stop rizzing kyle holy shit he cant take it #stan working at the shelter is so cute he totally does roll his sleeves up and his tattoos and biceps do look good #and he puts his hair back in the pink big als rescue standana and totally talks to all the cats and is like excuse me miss blossom #that was very rude to loki :( i think you owe him an apology!!!#and she meows back and loki scowls and hes like...now loki there's no need for that descaro papi!! >:O lets try that again #loki meows softly back and stan scratches both them behind the ears and is like amazing see all better <333 #something abt ravenstan knowing the same cats that jerseykyle does and them both just not knowing despite being so close together #and probably just barely missing each other everytime...the beautiful waft of cinnamon or a stan laugh sometimes...#maybe he wasn't being so crazy after all #SPARKKYYYY

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creamecream · 8 months

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No one else seems to mention it, so I will.

Nadja and Laszlo’s matching hair streaks!

I assume it’s some vampire power and they aren’t like, dyeing them, and that Nadja probably controls it, and her being Laszlo’s sire gives her that power over him or something, but honestly I just think it’s really cute that they match.

#I was looking for one you could actually see it but couldn’t find one #so just the fact she licks his hand because she missed him is cute too #I see no one mentioning their continually matching hair this season #red and blue most obviously in nadja’s hair but it’s in laslo’s too #season just ended! I love them!#we all know nandor and guillermo is probably end game but laslo and nadja! them! I love them they’re so valid #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo x nadja #laszlo cravensworth #*casually misspells his name but too lazy to rewrite all my tags maybe later*#Creame brabbling

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chaoticlovecomputer · 11 months

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Pierre Gasly: Spanish GP Post-Race interview

(Source: F1TV)

#f1edit #*gifs #pierre gasly #*#my gifs #spainsh gp 2023 #sorry im late＆lazy #im also a creepy pierre-lick-lips enthusiast

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aifsaath · 11 months

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Aife. Aife, stop. Aife, you don't need to rework the entirety of westerosi world building so it makes sense language wise. Aife. It's already enough you're digging through the impact the whacked climate has on agriculture and on what crops can realistically evolve there. Aife. STOP.

@lemonhemlock @lurkingcrow @branwendaughterofllyr @calyssmarviss @duxbelisarius

Please, save me from this gargantuan task.

#a song of ice and fire #fire and blood #grrm critical #asoiaf fanfic #grrms world building doesn't make a lick of sense #at least essos has somewhat semi realistic separate ethnic groups #there is no fucking way the seven kingdoms can be as linguistically and ethnically homogeneous #let alone have wildlings communicate with southrons without a hint of difficulty #i dont want jrrt levels of extra attention #but if essos has several distinct languages neighbouring each other #then there is no fucking way westeros has only the “common tongue”#that is so fucking lazy

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fideidefenswhore · 1 year

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"She had found it difficult to make the transition from a mistress with the upper hand to the submissive wife that Henry, a conventional husband, now expected her to be, and her tantrums sorely tried him, driving him to seek solace in other beds"

Interesting quote and a common sentiment, so let’s unpack this:

we know henry also had mistresses while married to c/oa, but...

w/eir et al insist she was the perfect wife, that she never argued with him (the latter of which is not even true, we have contemporary observation otherwise, even before the GM, but accepting the premise for the sake of argument)

so... was it in response to ' tantrums' or was it just henry and a pattern already established?

bcus in the very limited way they acknowledge her upset (which is generally just limited to the elevation of his mistress' son)

the infidelity is offensive but not the central point of the anger, not enough to risk loss of influence to fight against it

it is not written about as a 'tantrum' (nor should it be, i’m merely pointing out the double standard), it is the noble, righteous purpose of her wanting to preserve her rights and that of her daughter

these incidents don’t receive the same treatment even though their context is similar, bcus...at least two of henry's mistresses while he was married to anne were supporters of her opponent (mary, also a threat to her daughter’s status)

so... was it 'tantrums' or was she also not going down without a fight because she viewed them as risking her and elizabeth's security ?

but it doesn't get the same treatment.

and the anne hastings thing with catherine does seem more personal but i digress , it is definitely not spoken of as a 'tantrum' either (nor should it be, again, i’m just pointing out the different language that tends to be used, and the blame cast upon anne & not her predecessor)

what i find really gross here is the implication and double negative inherent within

henry would not have taken mistresses while married to anne if she had more submissive, calmer

dignified even

but catherine was the perfect wife and model of queenly dignity and never said a harsh word to or against him

so... interesting to imply to avoid this she should have been 'more like catherine ' (again, whatever that means) when...it also happened to catherine?

we have a disrespectful comment but no actual record (altho it was a very short space of time) of henry taking mistresses while married to jane s/eymour

but no one says shit like coa should have been more like JS

yet i have seen people argue JS was emulating catherine and that's why he didn't cheat on her..... while forgetting he did cheat on catherine??

#jsut copy pasted this from my groupchat #im lazy but have thoughts #im using anachronistic language but im lazy and i don't feel like fixing it...cope :p #anyway obviously the common thread here is henry #was his infidelity symptomatic? was it only him responding to circumstances? would he not have done so if henry nyp had survived?#would he have gone cold turkey on other women had jane s/eymour survived; had anne lived and had a son?#these are all things i see speculated a lot but it was just his pattern and it was accepted for the time and he had the world at his feet #most would take advantage of those circumstances but it seems more like results of henry's personality and entitlement than specific #reaction to things that angered or offended him or even retaliation for them as is oft suggested.........#his own physician described him as 'overly fond of women'#it's not like. a big mystery to be unraveled. yk?#tl; dr even if this comparison were true and had merit #anne's 'tantrums' and scolds vs catherine eternal calm demeanour and placid kindness #doesn't seem like it made a damn lick of difference wrt henry's fidelity and eventual (altho with vastly different results)#*infidelity #eventual... disclaiming of each marriage #*it doesn't #so...what even is the point we're trying to make here lol #what do people think they are Saying when they say this #it is a quasi-profound statement/ assessment at best

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tafferling · 2 years

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A leaf on the wind.

Dying Light 2 | St. Paul’s Cathedral | Sunrise

#Dying Light 2 #Dying Light 2 Stay Human #Aiden Caldwell #TafferGifs #Villedor #I'm back to doing lazy gifs and not Photoshop gifs cause I love my lazy gifs #love the fuzzy #they are so fuzzy.#*licks the fuzzy*

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victorluvsalice · 1 year

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We briefly interrupt this update to show you the pets being cute as hell. :) I really love it when pets living in the same house seek each other out for sniffs and licks and the like. It’s so stinking adorable. :)

Anyway, everyone occupied themselves as best they could as the evening wore on -- Alice wolfed out, hunted some fresh meat and found a time capsule in the yard (just another Ol’ Gabby, though); Smiler played guitar, fed the remaining chickens (two hens -- one on her last legs -- and three chicks), and made some more robot parts (watched by a curious Alice); and Victor woke up from his nap and took Shadow on a nice long walk around the neighborhood! During which he tried to stop her randomly barking, only for her to start howling instead. XD Yeah, this dog does love to bark -- HOPEFULLY I can train it out of her!

Around the time Victor returned to the house, though, I suddenly remembered something -- he had a free grocery delivery coupon that was going to expire the next day! I quickly had Smiler phone in an order -- a baking book, a chocolate egg, and the usual staples of flour, sugar, and wrapped meat. I didn’t know if the grocery delivery kid would show up that night or not -- it was starting to get late -- but apparently he was willing to brave the specters and the excitable foxhound to drop off their goods! Victor naturally gave him a nice tip for his trouble. :) Always remember to tip your delivery person, guys!

And so the day ended with Victor heading back up to bed while Alice and Guidry played some chess and chatted with Smiler. Completely ignoring the fact that it was Neighborhood Brawl, to the point of not even getting sad moodlets when the holiday ended and they’d all failed it by not fighting with anyone. XD I’m pretty sure that was a glitch, but it’s one I will definitely take. :p Next time -- Smiler celebrates the start of winter with a rockin’ party! I’m sure you all want to see that. :)

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