legally blonde from warner’s perspective is so funny
One day you’re dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.
Next thing you know, she’s at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she’s pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she’s rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.
There’s a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.
She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.
Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she’s on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian
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emmett forrest the man that you are
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“emmett forrest is trans,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.
“he’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 3rd row stands: christian borle himself
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I just had a sudden idea with Emmett and Elle
and I wanted to draw it
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Working Hard or Hardly Working (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
My monthly divider for the @aceattorneyplanner ! Just a normal afternoon at the office. Because this absolutely happens a lot.
[image id: afternoon at the Wright Law Offices. Phoenix is in the background singing whole heartedly in to a broom handle as if its a microphone. Athena is next to him standing on a desk, singing in to a fuzzy pen. Apollo is in the foreground on the couch, trying to read a paper and holding his head in annoyance. trucy is shoving him as she belts in to a hairbrush. There is a record player playing mucis on the shelf behind them all and a vinyl album sleeve for legally blonde the musical on the couch beside apollo. end id]
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no so i've been thinking about it and i'm dead serious like... legally blonde the musical is the greatest musical ever written... not joking guys... i won't be elaborating on this but seriously...
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✨️super deep meaningful lyrics from musicals✨️
"Tits and ass"
"A pineapple"
"I'll crack your feet"
"You are so gay, you big parfait"
"Four Jews in a room bitching"
"An anal retentive"
"I'm not a box"
"Being gay is bad but lying is worse"
"Spookytus"
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