#like girl...

[moon-trees]

Look, I love Yona, but how am I supposed to believe that Sidon doesn't have the fattest crush on Link when she herself is telling him how Sidon literally can't stop talking and thinking about him??

Imagine being with your man and literally all he does is talk about his 'best friend' and the talking consists of him constantly telling you how amazing and strong he is 🤨

#like girl... #totk #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #link #sidon #sidlink #loz

[itsgrimeytime]

girlies, what if I did like a modern apartment neighbor au. Typical Hallmark "life crumbles gotta restart your life somewhere new."

Thinking maybe I'll have the reader be a teacher (maybe Judith's?), and the era of Rick be season 5, feral, bearded one-

(an example)

What are we thinkin', girlies?

#writing updates #grimey talks #the clips in that brown shirt have GOT ME- #like girl... #still workshopping a name so suggestions are totally valid

[viivdle]

wren is in that jude denial

#like girl... #come ON #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jurdan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the folk of the air #tfota #tfota memes #holly black #holly blacj #the court of shadows #<3 #tsh #the stolen heir #tpt #the prisoner's throne #wren tpt #wren tsh #wren tfota #oak greenbriar #oakwren #oak x wren

[ahappydnp]

Don’t know how much you know about astrology but Dan is such a Gemini it’s not even funny

he can shit on astrology all he wants but dan is the most gemini to ever gemini. also his cancer rising doesn't get enough attention like he is sooo cancer rising its insane

#anon ask #“im a healer” “i take care of everyone elses problems” “im good at negotiating other peoples problems” “i feel responsible for everyone” #like girl...

[madeofvoid]

Like I've GOT to hamner it in how FUCKED Neo is rn.

For starters, Ruby's weapon and fighting style gives her a disadvantage in close-quarters combat. Its big, its clunky, and hyper lethal.

She cannot swing at a human being like she would a random monster. This kills the man. (She learned this by hitting random mobsters full force btw) Admittedly, being reduced to a fine red mist by "One of the most lethal weapons ever designed." Would likely be a quick and painless death, but Ruby is a Good Guy. She can't just kill people. Which is why She Holds Back.

Seriously, think about it-- when has she ever shot someone with her gun? Like she means it? She can literally mlg 360 noscope headshot a moving target from 100 yards or more. She can do this While She Is Being Flung By The Recoil. She can do this Consecutively with little to no loss in efficiency or K/D/Shot ratio.

Her best solo matchups are against:

Groups of baddies

Literal monsters

Or people that she Really Doesn't Like

All of this is to say that Ruby Rose is not a Fencer. She is not a Ninja. She is not a Boxer. Ruby Rose is a Blender.

So trust and believe me when I say that Neo is effectively dead. She dies a quick and hyperviolent death at the hands of a hyperlethal emotionally ruined child who has no more fucks to give and nothing left to lose.

Congratulation!

#rwby9 #rwby spoilers #v9 spoilers #ruby rose #crescent rose #good lord is Neo fucked #like girl... #your bf killed himself by his own stupodity #and you think pissing off the murderloli is gonna help? #Neopolitan is over party woooooo!

[reversemxxn]

#hes so ugly #why does he smiles like that #like girl... #like a dragon gaiden #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza #like a dragon #shishido kosei #like a dragon gaiden the man who erased his name #what nishitani iii does to a mf

[hushedstars]

The way Cheum didn't berate Atom for making up THAT KIND OF lies about Boston? Aha. Okay.

#only friends spoilers #only friends ep 11 #only friends the series #only friends cheum #only friends atom #mine post #like girl... #all of them were too nice to him about this srsly #this is the: because of people like you the real victim's are not believed #(i still don't know what to think about Nick/Atom/Boston scene but in the end they were too nice) #Cinematography tho: when Atom said the truth light shone on Cheum. That was really cool.

[kougaonn]

also the fucking dice guy is so real. if i had an excuse to grow a shitty goatee and walk around in a giant hat and long coat and everything AND i got to play with fate in a way that tooooooootally wouldnt backfire on me eventually i would totally do it

#text #LIKE GIRL... #tmagp

[riphimopen]

y’all obsessed with itchy body crane i’m over here thibking about the green dress bitch getting severely diabolically turnt at the town jig

oh honey tilda is turning the function shes at the gig with a pint of beer in each hand getting her steps in shes doing the most. meanwhile miss crane is on the edge of the dancefloor in shoes that are a yard long completely gone off one shot telling people to get away from the speakers theyre disturbing the music. yeah

#asks #like girl...

[buckttommy]

VERY annoying how filtered tag posts open on web on mobile now 🫠

#like girl... #respectfully. this is not it

[tsubasaclones]

"Hi daughter I know you went to the flea market but I was thinking about giving you a younger sibling"

#like girl...

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

crazy to me how theres this view of "everyone has adhd these days" and the response being "lets put most of the population into situations where having adhd makes it difficult to operate without burning out or outright failing" instead of "lets make things easier for people with adhd"

#like girl...

[aminta]

just saw a blazed post where someone was desperately begging for money like if ur that tight for cash maybe u should be spending it on rent and not tumblr

#op #like girl...

[gecemi09]

Rita during chapter 13: Wow how dare these people conduct human experiments! This is disgusting and evil!

Also Rita: Works for an organization that does 95% human experimentation and 5% anything else

#like girl... #shes legit said: its fine when WE do human experimentation but its bad when YOU do it #like wtf 💀 #rita rossweisse #hi3rd #shes like this is evil and disgusting and she is said to be upset abt the human experimentation #and im like bitch!! shicksal's whole thing is human experimentation wtf are you on rn #also the fact that she calls kiana k423 is.. lowkey annoying #and kiana is a direct result of shicksal's human experimentations #sirin as well and hov in general #i genuinely dont know what ritas smoking lmao #new player btw #so no spoilers pls

[retrievablememories]

in hindsight, i can't believe i worried so much about posting "bleed" on here after watching bones & all, as if i hadn't written "off the deep end" just months before then — a story in which the OC eats human beings and xiaojun thinks about being eaten by her in an act of love

...lmfao

#like girl... #i don't consider it cannibalism because the OC is a mermaid but yeah #also just finished reading the book for bones & all which prompted this post #this will probably scare half the new followers off but oh well... #text

[mybitterbisexualarse]

God I thought the orgy goers getting melted was fucked I didn't have chimp murders on the bingo card

#like girl... #mike you have some explaining to do #the fall of the house of usher #the fall of the house of usher spoilers #mike flannigan