needed to draw cuddy in the house miniskirt so sorry for this
based on that one tiktok
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The infection started with little to no symptoms, just my good pal Finn having a little interest in this show from the 2000’s called House MD. I thought nothing of it, but little did I know it was about to change the course of time.
It all started when Finn watched this god dammned show, expressed he loved it, I thought that was cool. However, as time went by, Finn started to LOVE the show. Too much. So much. Like he was getting infected from Gregory house’s medical malpractices. House and Wilson would show up in each and every conversation, no matter when, no matter how, I went for days, going through non stop house references, and I hadn’t even watched the show. He had gotten little keychains of house and Wilson and still to this day carry them around wherever he goes, and makes sure they are comfortable and cozy.
It was bareable at first, let’s say, the first month or two. Until it started spreading. House isn’t just a show, it’s an infection. It got to a few of my friends first, they started watching it. Now they are creating edits and art of Wilson. It got to my friends PARENTS, they watched it. Couldn’t get enough. Then, it got to my friends partners. Everyone was watching this show, but I stood strong. I was not going to let myself be taken by this House infection and get hyper fixated on it. Not me.
Even though I hadn’t watched the show, I knew everything about it from Finn’s nonstop references, I believe he was on the last stage of the infection before turning into Wilson himself. (I fear for that moment) but then, it got to my boyfriend. It hit him hard. He’s on season 6 in less than 3 weeks. He was deteriorating quickly, and I was scared for my safety.
However, one day, while my boyfriend was studying, he shared his screen with me and House was playing, end of season 2 to be exact. I said no, but…. The voices in my head said yes… and I watched it. And then another. And then another. I had been infected. I pulled up my laptop and started watching it from the beginning. I’m rapidly becoming more and more sick as this infections spreads as I become more engulfed in House MD.
I withheld this infection for so long but it has bested me. I love the show. If you or a loved one has had contact with Finn, please seek medical attention before the infection gets to you. I wasn’t strong enough to withstand this, but I pray all of you do.
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Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She's nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who's never met an authority figure he didn't hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he's fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She's like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he's feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it's a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.
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house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this
- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes
- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."
- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there
- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up
- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram
- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house
- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"
- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once
- kutner is a hamilton fan
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