#literally everybody

[seraphsfire]

guys during the bg3 stream today neil and tom finally got the Tiefling party and started giong around like duck duck goose trying to flirt with literally everybody, tom was trying to get with Shadowheart but she rejected his character Asra, then Neil would pop in with Bow'ee immediately afterwards and try the same thing dsnfshdgh. and they both got rejected by literally everybody, often repeatedly😭

finally tom got to have a nice romantic chat with karlach and neil was Extremely jealous even though astarion is already his boyfriend🤡and was like oh well since you stole karlach i guess ill go back to astarion -_-

also they found out about Gale's intense backstory but they were in the middle of changing his armor around so the whole time Gale is talking about this he's in his undies. Best gamers of all time

#LITERALLY EVERYBODY #SHADOWHEART REJECTED BOWEE TWICE RIP #and i think maybe halsin did too sdfsdhgh #neil newbon #neil stream tidbits for the curious #bg3 spoilers maybe? #neil was also trying to steal a roasted dwarf leg from the goblin camp for at least five minutes #and tom tried to pay back dammon for the armor they stole and then neil had astarion pickpocket the gold right after...

[jjungkok]

everybody in the king's affection is gay for the king

#literally everybody #the king's affection #.txt

[shehzadi]

ya allah keep the palestinian men strong and safe 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽

#i don’t think i can out into words how much my heart breaks for the palestinian men and how angry i get when they get ignored by #literally everybody #*put #ya allah #m #! #palestine #دين

[becca-alexa]

✨personal so read if you want to✨

the people in my immediate circle all think i'm crazy for saying i'd want to be in a relationship for 2-3 years before talking about marriage and i think they're all insane for it but then i remember the average time from strangers to married for them is around 6 months

#becca.txt #legit do not think any of their relationships went on for longer than a year before marriage #my bestie went from absolute strangers to married in 4 months #they're adorable together but FOUR MONTHS???wild #they met around christmas and their wedding was in april - they just had their 1st anniversary and their baby's due next month #that's what happens when you're latina and religious i guess #not me thinking that 30s+ is a good age to marry and have kids and everybody thinking i'm insane 👀 #don't even get me started on HAVING kids -- nobody wants to hear that i can't conceive naturally they all say to stay hopeful!... #there's still a chance!you can do it!like y'all i got stage 4 endometriosis that's taken over both my ovaries i ain't having no kids 😂 #honestly i've said this before and i'll say it again - if i'm to have a marriage like some of them i'd rather stay single #i think only my bestie has a TRULY happy and functional marriage #i love her for it and her husband's an angel on earth -- everyone else's marriage is a literal dumpster fire #like my dudes if you're doing relationship counseling WHILE DATING then do premarital AND post marital couseling... #why get married???? like i am the biggest supporter of utilizing mental health services but something's not right there #and don't even get me started on how YOUNG they marry or how religious folk play round robin with each other til someone sticks #god forbid you tell anyone you don't want to get married in general or GASP!you marry a non-believer #everybody always talks shit about “missional dating” and how you can't do it!!but like... everybody does it #literally everybody #it's not a big deal #just because we're the same denomination doesn't automatically make you a decent person #and the opposite is true - just because we don't believe the same things doesn't make you a hellbound pagan #it's just frustrating y'know???idk if anybody will relate to this but i am so ready to just... do my faith on my own terms #so sick of people i've known all my life looking at me like i'm sick or something bc i'm 26 and still single #by this point if anybody in that circle tries to set me up with a guy it's an automatic aversion #not one man they've ever introduced to me is worth the light of day - and i'm not being rude #like buddy you're 30+ still living at home no job no career no education no ambitions....but he's christian tho!! #yeah sure but he's still trash #i want a partner not a baby imma have to support #just me rambling about things nobody want to hear but i gotta put this out somewhere or else i'll implode

[beemovieerotica]

the cognitive dissonance from people who want the products of modern medicine but get weird about animal research. like im sorry but this is necessary for the survival of the society we currently live in. and the scientists who work on these things are not evil cackling psychopaths. anyone you talk to in animal research has incredibly complex feelings about their work and incredibly complex relationships to the animals in their care. there are regulations and oversight and penalties in place to make the work as humane as possible and scientists are overwhelmingly the ones enforcing and advocating for better care.

#i work with invertebrates so nobody cares about what i do but literally everybody else in my building does mice/dogs/primates #science #biology #research #animal testing

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door' #oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!! #3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious! #though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all? #grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭 #which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody! #i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

[critterbitter]

Nimbasa trio, gremlin edition.

They’re theater kids, your honor. They’re brewing crimes as we speak.

BONUS CRACK DOODLE THAT I EXORCISED DIRECTLY FROM MY BRAIN:

Some patrat children and a pachirisu child!

(Check here for my submas stuff!)

#You heard of twin dragons au and all that but behold— everybody’s now a rodent. #rodent au #literal subway rat and electric squirrel time #((THIS IS A JOKE AU. I WILL NEVER CONTINUE IT. FEEL FREE TO SANDBOX IT.)) #art #pokemon #sketchbook #submas #myart #fanart #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #elesa #ingo #emmet #blitzle #tynamo #pachirisu #patrat #pokemon emmet #subway boss emmet #nimbasa trio #gym leader elesa

[buggachat]

do you ever think about how Chat Noir and Argos are (essentially) identical fucking twins. like two of the miraculous wielders are (kind of) IDENTICAL TWINS and NOBODY would ever guess it. just look at them. nobody would connect them. what

these two used to play as kids pretending to be each other to fool their parents. and also still do it to this day. what

#someone: wow you two look so much alike #chat noir (protecting his identity): i dont see it #argos (literally just has no idea): i don't see it #everybody else: yeah i dont see it either #buggachatter

[madnessofmen]

he's a manic pixie dream girl except he's a depressed alcoholic middle aged man

#disco elysium #harry du bois #originals #hit posts #@ everybody tagging this as francis crozier: you are literally wrong #you are not understanding this post

[morganbritton132]

Eddie goes out and buys oranges to do that ‘would you peel an orange for me’ thing that was trending a while back. He completely forgot that they already had oranges so Steve was peeling one when he got back. But nonetheless, he persist.

Eddie: Stevie, baby. Can you peel me an orange?

Steve: Oh, you can have this one. I’m almost done.

Eddie: But I want this one *holds up orange* can you peel it for me?

Steve: Yeah? I will, but…

Eddie: But what?

Steve: Last time we had oranges, you bit into one like an apple and ate the peel. You said that’s how your ancestors ate them.

Eddie: That was for a bit

Steve: You’ve done it multiple times

#Eddie is nothing if not committed to the bit #Everybody in the comments are like: Yeah obviously YOUR husband was going to peel you an orange #Your husband literally gave you CPR so you wouldn’t die Eddie #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[adam-loves-specs]

LAWRENCE LEFT A BLOODY HANDPRINT ON ADAMS CHEEK 😭😭😭

no blood on his face here

#i think literally everybody has pointed this out but..... #SHEGHSHZJSJ #im losing my mind #help #saw #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #leigh whannell #cary elwes #chainshipping #pride month

[these-are-not-my-titties]

Have this terrible photo of the kim i just painted and hung up on my wall by hammering him with a wooden tiger because I couldn't find my actual hammer

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #fanart #kim kitsuragi #my art #can't believe this is my first completed artwork of kim #I'm literally in love with him #like everybody else in this fandom #if i find the strength I'll post a better quality pic later #cuz i really like the texture on this

[sootsz]

the only duo ever

#charlie slimecicle #qsmp #qsmp Brazil #baghera #ITS CUTE THO #blatant lie they b making everybody a duo these days #and the best part is that you can literally see them being the only ones signing #in like half the karaoke videos posted #they truly went hard

[linnea-bowiesversion]

Marauders and Reg group chat

Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?

Sirius: >:O language.

Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.

Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!

Peter: ‘the fuck word’

James: You guys use the f word all the time??

Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.

Peter: say fuck James.

Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.

#Peter and regulus would be MENACES together you can’t change my mind and frankly you can’t prove me wrong either #James would say literally anYtHinG else than a curse word. #he’d say duck muck shite mothereffer etc. you get the point #Remus would like to not be in that chat #honestly there would be constant chatter between Sirius and James and regulus would annoy Sirius to the point of murder. #peter would pretend to be everybody’s friend but he’s scheming on his own (with regulus at times) #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #remus lupin #wolfstar #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #peter pettigrew #young peter pettigrew

[dykescout]

Hi tf2 nation I've been back on my medication for a sufficient amount of time to make this 👍

#EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR MODD STABILISERS!!!! CREATIVITY JUICE ACTIVATE #I rly wanted to make this as like. movey as possible. also I was trying to make the colours look like healpimp literally the most perfect - #-art of all time 100000/10 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #demo tf2 #scout tf2 #tf2 fanart

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #ah...the eternal dilemma of 'is it hair dye or whimsical anime hair'. and so we roll the dice again. #so it's canon now that yuu is inexplicably great at bugling. everybody get ready to incorporate that incredible trivia into your characters #anyway HELLO THERE madam spade #i think we have enough evidence now to say that you're not allowed into nrc unless you have an absolutely smoking mom #(riddle's mom has a smoking crater where her heart should be but we digress) #dilla likes two things: BIG VANS and also telling her son's friends all about how he used to literally refuse to not dress like a bunny #and yet now he does not wish to dress like a bunny. :( deuce what HAPPENED #meanwhile epel is too polite to whine at his best friend's mom so he's just hoping vil never finds out he wore a bonnet #silver is like 'i'm the handsomest little marching band boy. i'm taking this outfit back to show everyone.' #and ortho put all his points into POWERFUL THIGHS #he minmaxed leg day and is going to go kick a tree in half #can't wait for part 2 to see if they resolve the exciting cliffhanger of whether or not silver finds an alarm clock