#litetally hilarious

[clownwithoutamedicallicense]

GUYS THEY PUT THE MECHANISMS IN MY OFFICIAL AUTISM DIAGNOSIS IM FUCKING CRYING

#I’m fucking crying this is the funniest thing to ever happen to me #the mechanisms #autism #litetally hilarious

[dinoswordsb]

this is my sisters new kitten his name is bartholomew but we usually call him old gray bart... he is very silly and he likes chewing on his older brother belvidere

↑ a quiet moment between battles (and the only non blurry picture I have of them together lol)

I fucking love these guys.....why have you cursed him as old and gray when he is 1 day old.....he's lovely with eyes full of innocence I love this guy!!!!! give them both kisses for me

#-blows kisses into the night- for bart and belvidere #leon speaks #can not convey how obsessed i am with the first pic he litetally looks like this 🥺 #asks #also belvidere looks exhausted. thats hilarious

[roodles03]

I love how youtube is age-restricting all my 1 to 5 year old videos on my private youtube channel just for swearing like, once or twice in them even though I labeled them as "not for kids,"

#i really dont care but this is hilarious in showing of how shit youtube treats its creators. i litetally have under 1000 subs and yet theres #people who can spread lies about masks that leads to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and they can get rich off it #like why dont you fucking punish the huge youtubers who are actually doing iilegal shit on your side #instead of wasting your time with a 'youtuber' with under 1000 subs #rooie dies

[kincalling]

Hold onto your hats, kinnies

Okay so tumblr is going down in flames but your good ol’ pal wormy isn’t leaving so even after the purge of December 17th, 2018, this blog will still be up and running as usual. Good luck brave warriors

#not a call #mod wormy #god the staff are so terrible #theyve litetally doomed themselves #looking at all the stock charts are hilarious #bye losers

[leincendiaire]

I normally post about Undertale here but I gotta say this rn

Live action Disney remakes are shit

theyre just basically like "oh fuck the original animation that doesnt make that much money anymore lOOK AT OUR NEW CGI BEASTS AND GENIES AND LIONS"

Im not a nostalgic fighter or something saying "NOTHING BEATS THE CLASSICS FUCK YOU ALL"

I am not that against cash grabs, I cant blame anyone for wanting to get money

But these things have literally NO ORIGINAL STORY

LIKE THERE ARE 4 DISNEY LIVE ACTION REMAKES THIS YEAR. DISNEY IS MAKING 4 MOVIES IN THE SAME YEAR. AND NONE OF THEIR STORIES ARE ORIGINALS, THEYVE EXISTED ALREADY.

I want a goddamn original story like idk Frozen 2 is coming out that'd be nice(I know thats probably a cash grab too but at least it's got a chance to show if it deserves its money aT LEAST DISNEYS GONNA BE PUTTING SOME EFFORT IN THE WRITING PART)

These live action remakes are just making them a couple hundred millions, and all they have to do is some shitty nightmare CGI and paying some celebrities to star in their movies

And like CGI doesnt work you guys Ive seen some scenes of the Lion King remake and they got nothing all the characters look dead inside and have no emotion

Ive seen the scene where Scar kills Mufasa and I fUCKING LAUGHED

Seriously I just burst out laughting Mufasa falling down the cliff looks damn hilarious

This is the scene that scarred me(pun not intented) for days when I watched the original 1994 version

Like people say "oh these are for another genaration" or "oh these are more mature and dark and shit" but no

Genaration dOESNT FUCKING MATTER THESE MOVIES ARE CLASSICS. CLASSICS CAN BE WATCHED AT ANY AGE THATS WHY THEYRE CLASSICS YOU IGNORANT SLUG

And like these movies are more dark?? Are you telling me Scar getting literally eaten alive or plot a murder plot for his brother and nephew was very bright and rainbowy and cute?? Originals have dark plots too– oh wait THEYRE LITETALLY THE SAME PLOT how does making them realistic become more dark

I mean maybe you take it more seriously cuz it's real?? Cartoony style doesnt do it for you?? Like imma be honest Scar shoving Mufasa down a cliff wasnt funny, and it was animated

I havent seen any of the remakes really Ive i seen some clips and songs and images from the movies and I have no intention to watch them I aint paying for these movies. I dont even wanna watch them when its on the net like I can watch something better like the oRIGINAL VERSION OF THE MOVIE WHICH DOESNT HAVE NIGHTMARE WILL SMITH GENIE FUEL.

Aladdin is like in my top 3 Disney movies how can you screw this up so badly thats nOT HOT DISNEY.

GO WATCH THE ORIGINAL ALADDIN OR LION KING OR BEAUTY AND THE BEAST OR DUMBO OR WHATEVER. I DONT CARE. THESE MOVIES DO NOT DESERVE ANYONE'S MONEY, SUPPORT OR ATTENTION

Like maybeee I can forgive them if they improved the original

But I dont need to see the goddamn movies for that answer

T h e y d o n t

Ya know what they wanna do they want you to be like "omggg Im back at my childhood i luv thisss nostalgiaa hit me hardd"

If you want nostalgia

GO WATCH THE SOURCE OF THE NOSTALGIA WHICH ARE THE

ORIGINAL MOVIES

Welp

Sorry for the long rant Im just tired of this and needed to get this outta my chest

#disney #live action remake #disney live action #the lion king #lion king spoilers #but like do i even need spoilers for such a classic #meh I guess #i mean mufasa dying is a huge part of the movie #aladdin 2019 #aladdin #sorry for the rant

[thiefs-end]

I know I already said it once but, once again, happy birthday fatty!!! Thank you for being one of the most hilarious, smart, and kind people I have the fortune of knowing. Thank you for changing my life over the past six months, I hope your next year is your best one yet. I love you 💖💖💖

EMILOTHY..... girl i litetally teared up.... thank you i love you so fucking much 😭😭😭😭💞💓💗💕💘

#ask #emily #fave #birthday 2k19

[puckbunnies101]

Jocelyn litetally tagged them but she hid it behind her off white tag and she did it after Auston liked it and then once barstool smokeshows didn’t repost her pic she untagged it lmfao

Hilarious. Maybe I should try that. Sneaky mofo.