So this is funny. I’m literally 43 hours into Jedi: Survivor, which I saw an article state was like 16 hours of main storyline, so this is already hilarious. I swear I am not even close to 70% of completing Koboh. But I figured okay, 43 hours in, I must be getting close to the end now! Dagan Garra is such a boring villain but I’ll defeat him, so Tanalorr must be coming along soon. Besides, I finally kissed Merrin back!! Fuck yes! Everything’s coming up Cal!
Now I was looking on YouTube for a clip from Fallen Order a few days ago and saw a thumbnail that squawked “Bode’s betrayal!” and showed him with a red lightsaber. Noooo thought I, a spoiler!! But as I kept playing Bode clearly wasn’t Force-sensitive, so I wondered if it was just a “theory” vid or something, or if maybe he did betray me to help his daughter, he’d be like the regular dudes Dagan had armed with lightsabers. Or maybe he’d be brainwashed by Dagan! My brain spun out possibilities. It became clear when I did duel Dagan that Bode was obviously affected and yeah, he was gonna turn.
BUT! Master Cordova noooooo 😱 That was bad enough. BUT BUT!!!
THE FUCKER USED THE FORCE ON ME
HOLY FUCK
my jaw LITERALLY dropped and hung open in a comical fashion and then that’s when I realized I’d left BD behind and then I got fucked and fell off a cliff and died. I can’t believe that even with getting spoiled my ass was still SHOCKED. So well done game!!!
BUT NOW I GET TO PLAY AS CERE FUCKING JUNDA????!?!?!?
😱😱😱😱😱
MY HED A SPLODE
Okay I keep dying SO I haven’t gotten past this part yet, so please, please, no further spoilers 😅 but it’s amazing how Cal, who has grown so powerful throughout the game, is again just OUTCLASSED by this incredible woman, hot damn, she is just slicing every damn trooper like it’s nothing at all! Fuck! Okay game, you got me!! You got me!!
Okay. I need to go settle down. And try to survive just a little longer. I swear if we lose Greez or Cere or Merrin or BD I will fucking throw my computer in the GARBAGE
*ranting continues faintly off in the distance*
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The devolution of July 4th "celebrations" on this website is absolutely FASCINATING and i need a 25 pages peer reviewed essay on that exact topic
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GROUNDED FANDOM-
RISE!
Did a bunch of drawings of Pete-
my favourite boooooyyy
I adore him so much and I love that he is voiced by Max Mittelman 👀💕 (my sis noticed that Pete's voice sounds familiar and then only after she told me it is Max I realized and my heart opened up since Max also voices my fav Genshin boy 👁👁💕)
Hwr- words can not describe how much I love Pete for his dorky- and nerdiness! I adore everything he says 😫👌💕
I also saw that a lot people complain about the same voicelines 👁👁
as a passionate genshin player I just can say-
"Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember-"
Hwr! I also love how the people who made the game made sure to do proper research on all the insects that appear in the game! Since I started playing I find myself researching the different creatures aswell 👁👁💕
also the puns
and the 80s
and the artstyle
it's all so colorful
and the hysteric Orb Weavers when you take on step too close to them
I love it all so much-
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i can make serious art i swear, i just dont want to
(also if u use this, no credit needed, but if u use it in a meme, please send the meme to me, i like memes, i would like to see what mira is live reacting to, thank you)
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I love when ppl crack their knuckles in one piece and it sounds like they just broke every bone in their hand.
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