#living furnace

[ravenmichaelisstuff]

Ghost has poor circulation and that's why he always wears gloves (also because he paints his nails), he simply runs cold.

Ghost absolutely hates being cold

when he and Soap got closer, John started to play with Ghost's hands. Ghost loves it because it keeps his hands warm.

Soap gives him hand and feet massages to help with his circulation

when they sleep together, Soap sleeps just in his underwear so Ghost can put his hands between Johnny's thighs.

Soap screams at him for this, because "Simon whit th' heck! Ye are freezing!", but lets him do it anyway.

Soap's grandma crochets him a pair of woolen gloves.

When Soap has a headache Ghost caresses his temple with his cold hand, it's sooting to Soap.

#soap is a living furnace #ghost is an ice cube #ghost #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #soap cod #soap mctavish #ghost x soap #soapghost #cod soap #soap x ghost #cod #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare #ghost cod #cod headcanons

[toasteaa]

Diluc giving you his gloves because your hands are freezing but you need to finish your work. He spends the next 30 minutes trying not to burn everything he touches because you smiled while tugging on the gloves with a soft, little, "hmm...still warm."

#toast talks #genshin impacted #exist in my brain for a little will you? #my hands are so so cold because they turn the ac on all day and its so hard to type with frozen fingets #I just think its nice that Diluc isn't used to such gentle (albeit indirect) intimacy and he gets a little flustered every time. #Hmm...or I could just stick my hands under his coat and listen to his hiss and questioning grunt while he forces himself to not move #That's what you get when you're a living furnace 🤷🏾‍♀️ #genshin x reader #diluc x reader #diluc x you #yeah yeah I know it's short and I know I need to post something longer but...hands cold 😭

[trashyvanillabean]

So far we've seen Dan Feng in these (at least most likely unreliable) narratives as this imposing, stoic and regal figure.

What if he was just as unhinged, possibly even more unhinged, than even the Trailblazer?

Everybody has their quirks, from the wild to the mundane. What's Dan Feng's quirk?

Voluntarily poisoning himself (for experiments).

When he was just a young'un, one of the first things he did when he visited the Alchemy Commission was deliberately let a snake bite him just so he could experience the effects of the venom. He was forbidden from being left alone in the medicine cabinets without a supervisor.

When Baiheng first visited Dan Feng for a lunch between actual friends, the sheer volume of her panicked screams would make you think she happened across a dead body. And of course she would scream at the sight of the nearly dead body of the Luofu's High Elder, keeled over on the floor just barely breathing from the poison in his lunch because he refused a food tester. And then she finds out Dan Feng knew his lunch was poisoned, and wanted to guess what kind of poison it was.

When it happened in front of Jingliu, she punched Dan Feng in the stomach hard enough to make him puke it all back up and carried him all the way to the Alchemy Commission.

Yingxing once went on a peaceful walk with Dan Feng in Fyxestroll Garden and listened to Dan Feng talk about botany and plants he recognized. (Haha, he's nerdy~)

He turns his head just for a moment to really appreciate some water lilies and lotuses; and when he returns his attention, Dan Feng is chewing on something.

Neither of them brought food.

Yingxing: "What are you eating?"

Dan Feng freezes like a cat caught in 4K.

Yingxing looks behind him and notices another brightly (and quite dangerously) colored flower bushes.

Not too long ago, Dan Feng was quite excitedly rambling about those specific flowers being poisonous:

Nausea and vomiting

Respiratory issues

High temperature

Chills

Headaches

Rapid and irregular pulse

Possibly hallucinations

Yingxing: 😱 "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW!!!"

Dan Feng: 👀

Dan Feng flees at 15 meters per second so Yingxing can't catch him.

And despite his best efforts, including stationing a Cloud Knight in every nook and cranny hidden somewhere on the Luofu, Jing Yuan failed to account for the random potted plants in the Seat of Divine Foresight.

Not a single one of them is medicinal, let alone edible.

Oh dear.

#vanille throws out the garbage #honkai star rail #headcanon #headcanons #crack headcanons #my headcanons #dan feng #baiheng #jingliu #yingxing #jing yuan #high cloud quintet #inspired by The Apothecary Diaries #How canon and most people write Dan Feng: stoic and prim like a nobleman who is also down bad for one sweaty Furnace Master #The Dan Feng living in my brain rent-free: very Maomao-coded #i have seen peeps who like to write Dan Feng as catlike #cat owners also struggle to make sure their cat does not eat anything that they really shouldn't #tw medical #just in case

[nav-ix]

breaking news: recently-dead saddest girl in the world is daughter of long-dead angriest woman in the universe

#actually though i feel like that's part of what's so compelling about wake #step 1: establish that only a really REALLY vengeful angry hateful soul could stick around so long as a revenant #step 2: create a character who's internal engine is fueled by such an ever burning furnace of white-hot hate #so much so that it manifests on the reader's end as so so obvious that this is maybe the angriest woman who ever lived. #step 3: ??? (aka put her in a hate-fueled polycule so toxic that stone cold fox pyrrha dve still winces longingly about it 20yrs later) #step 4: profit (lesbians are obsessed) #like yeah. ok. i guess that's what you could call a relatable character #tlt #the locked tomb #gtn #gideon the ninth #htn #harrow the ninth #ntn #nona the ninth

[nomsfaultau]

Every time someone has Techno like drinking or smoking in a fic, all I can think about is the time he streamed kinda sick and had a rougher voice than normal and said “Chat stop calling me a smoker. I don’t smoke. I’m a good boy, alright?? I’m a good boy!”

#Actively lives in my head rent free #Why did he say that #techno was such a dork lol #Chat was also literally talking about a smoker furnace to cook meat faster #And yet techno got so defensive #technoblade #technoblr #mcyt #something to nom on #i don’t remember which stream btw

[evelyn-onfire]

DIGITAL CIRCUSES YOUR WITCHLIGHT CREW

i got a little silly and made some silly goofy designs <3

#Kremy is like Caine being the ringmaster and all so I thought itd be fun to make him a skeleton #Frost is an all seeing eye and a little cosmic god. hes a bit spooky at times #they use his head like an 8-ball #Gricko is a bonsai tree man #Gideon is a living inferno #made him shirtless to show off his cool furnace chest #Trobek is a failed art project #his Witchlight contraption is just pink glitter #kremy lecroux #morning frost #gricko grimgrin #gideon coal #torbek #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #the amazing digital circus #tadc #Evelyns little art corner is on fire

[malwarechips]

minecraft server for all the oneshot characters

#they deserve a little fun i think #cedric has the most elaborate redstone base youve seen in your life #he has shit you didnt even think was possible in minecraft in his house casually #rue has the sweetest looking little cabin and is absurdly good at building and- #-just playing the game in general for someone who lacks opposable thumbs . #proto lives in a hole in the wall . #like just a door in the side of a cliff . it has nothing but a bed a furnace a crafting table and some chests in it #alula is constantly making traps but no one except calamus thinks to blame her for them #proto logged on one day to find the blocks under his feet have been replaced with a 3 block deep cobweb pit with lava at the bottom #niko joins occasionally and they have the nicest little onestory house with a little basement for all their storage #and despite going underground like one (1) time (and it was bcz they ran into someone about to go mining and asked to join) they have- #-literally full diamond and netherite gear bcz the others keep giving them stuff . #one time theyre cutting trees to expand their base and their stone axe breaks and they mention it in chat and like 3 people show up #all of them with an extra diamond axe for them #ok im done autism rambling now #i love taking my current fixation and giving them a fictional minecraft server its very fun #i highly reccomend it #oneshot #lev.txt

[clouffymovedd]

INTERNET FINALLY BACK AFTER A MONTH WITHOUT IT

#from the clouds #ive been living off of my data for so long.... you have no idea how stressful this whole thing was. #we had to completely upend the house twice. we made over 15 appointments with 5 different specialists (many were missed due to shitty #customer service) #ive completely failed a college class because of this. lol. #this has sucked so mucj and made me so depressed and break out so bad #protip: never have a neutralizer blow out which fucks over your cable. furnace. and power. and fries everything. #we have to get a bunch of things replaced now. im jist glad i thankfully didnt lose my computer

[ilaliya]

get a demon boyfriend. the bath water stays hot for much much longer

#a point towards the positive for the Walking Furnace living in my house #t.

[soda-kazoo]

hot people make several raph kinsonaz

#kinsona #raphael #rottmnt #tmnt #silly billy #they r a living furnace #aka their insides r fire

[ilikeyoshi]

when ur kitty is lying on u and ur overheating but he is so so so cozy

#baby please.... my adderall makes me a living furnace..... thats probably why ur HERE #yoshi talks

[equalvision]

Thursday - Furnace Fest 2023 - Photo: Will Fredette

#thursday #band #new jersey #furnace fest #2023 #live #war all the time #equal vision records #equal vision

[strangesickness]

added another shirt to my "gets me compared to richie tozier even though i did it first" collection. i think i'm up to five now. i will not be stopped. going to try to get another one this week.

#also yes i am still wearing the same shirts i wore when i was thirteen thats no ones business but my own #i am a fashion icon tbh (dresses like a 13 year old boy as an adult) #i also have the same humor and interests as a 13 year old boy but we don't need to get into that one) #maybe i'll post the shirt collection when i get a chance #i am like a human furnace so even though i live somewhere cold i wear these shirts year round. there is no escape #richie tozier #it 2017 #it 2019 #it chapter 2 #it stephen king

[gaminegay]

I hate that eating is a necessary part of life let me FUCKING live

#Like 70% of the time when I think the world is ending for me I think backa dn realized ah I forgot to eat again #Can I fucking live my life without constantly shoving coals into the furnace I am NOT being paid for it!!! #Alda rambling #Hate this stupid bitch ass body for needing fuel hate this botch ass brain for freaking out when it doesnt have fuel

[golddragons]

FUSO! a glassblowing devil, left hell to focus on ART because my god no one down there appreciates it.

#his little red circles are portals to hell to get the best furnace temp for melting glass ONLY #oh no wait he can put his hand through it and burn ppl with it too i forgot #like make his hand red hot and burn u #lives in a wagon #mostly by himself #mostly …..

[emblazons]

listen. I'm not even a mod girlie for BG3 because I'm content with nearly everything without them, but....might have to attempt SOMETHING just to get the squad in all black armor because lskjf the black dyes on part but not all of the fit is not ENOUGH

#like??? why can I get white dye but not black? LET ME LIVE #also the way it just adds random gold to some of my favorite armor with the 'black and furnace red' dye like ksjh STOP #marie x bg3 #the me tag