@jhaernyl: Did you see how Sanji looked at Zoro
Mina: Yeah but to be fair I also saw how Luffy lookd at Zoro.
Mina: And actually how Cabji and Morgan looked at Zoro
Mina: That random table of guys looked at Zoro
Mina: Basically everyone eyefucks Zoro
Mina: It doesn't make anyone special.
@jhaernyl : Yeah okay, to be fair everyone look at Zoro and eyefucks him
@jhaernyl : That man has been in so many gay barw. So many.
@jhaernyl : Enough to have tried a bowl of sugary alcohol and have woken up under a table
Mina: Do you think is was just an accident at first because he was lost and they had alcohol?
Mina: Then he found he really really liked it. He woke up under the table like YES THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!!
Mina: Wait.....
Mina ARE SWORDSMAN BARS JUST GAY CLUBS
@jhaernyl : Mmm... Between Mihawk, Shanks and Zoro, pretty much
[They spot a bar advertised as being for Swordsman and Zoro stops then all from going in.]
Zoro: No, I'll handle it from here.
Usopp: Because we don't have swords?
Zoro: Yeah...
Zoro: Because of that.
No, Usopp because he doesn't want some swordsman hitting on his captain!
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Drew up some outfits for a thing I’m doin
They are based off ice cream
Mihawk is raspberry chocolate
Crocs is cinnamon coffee
And buggy is cotton candy!
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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.
What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.
Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.
Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.
Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.
He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.
He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.
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