#looney tunes type shit

[bulletproofheartless]

#boops arent violent enough #now smack...... #smack is some looney tunes type shit #i spent so long on this #boop #rambles

[shiftedjaw]

Saw tomfoolery

#saw fanart #my art #saw v #amanda young #fanart #mark hoffman #peter strahm #looney tune type shit #john kramer #saw

[spark-circuit]

completed the Jarilo VI arc recently. why is he like this.

#cartoon rivalry type shit 🪤 #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai star rail sampo #hsr sampo #sampo koski #spark's honkai adventures #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what I call shitposting #incorrect quotes #<- i guess? #chasing him down for answers isn't enough I need to hit him with a giant cartoon mallet looney-tunes style

[wombrion]

ur dungeon meshi art inspired me to read the manga bc i thought "if you make this good of art then it must be a good manga" and its now my favorite thing ever thank you for your wonderful art🙏💕

YAYY!!!!! and true, same thing applies w every media that haves biblical type fanart

#or when they do looney tunes type shit(me)

[mieczyhale]

mandy and i are bi/pan solidarity in-family

rachel and i are bi/pan solidarity in-literallyeverythingelse

my bi mutuals and i are bi/pan solidarity in-tumblr

there is simply no fighting in my soup

#hey mandy #my favorite sister-in-law #hey rachel #my favorite bfflt #maison speaks #i first typed maison squeaks on accident #so #have that information #i've seen many a bi vs pan fight and its the dumbest shit. we're two different sexualities and we're skipping into battle holding hands #we are slaughtering our enemies and then kissing each other on the mouth. there is no in-fight #just all of us vs idiots. baffoons. absolute looney tunes. #we're going to get cupcakes after

[son1c]

anyways in my monster au infinite has beef with sonic for being undead. and his schtick is he’s constantly pulling shit trying to get sonic’s soul. because he feels like he has a right to it. since, again, sonic should be dead. thanks for coming to my ted talk

#because this is my Comedy au though it's all like. looney tunes level antics lol #''better luck next time ;)'' type shit #u know

[heatobrienswife]

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#the only death ive had so far in this game was not from some strong enemy no it was from my dumbass falling off the fucking edge #of a damn cliff dodged an attack right off the just nyoom gone lmao #some looney tunes type shit #shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol

[watermelinoe]

one thing i will say in defense of the mandela effect people is that most of the accounts i've seen are like childhood memories from the 70s/80s of seeing his televised funeral and then being super confused when they hear he's been released in 1990/becomes president in 1994. children and teens aren't typically the best at keeping up w international politics, especially without the internet

#a lot of the examples i see on the subreddit are childhood memories #like ''i KNOW it was berenstein bears bc i watched the same vhs tape every night before bed for years'' type shit #and admittedly if i suddenly found out it was the hundred acre forest and not the hundred acre wood i'd be singin a different tune #but most of the time i'll be like hm no. pikachu's tail never had a black tip. #it was always looney tunes not looney toons #i would've said the monopoly man had a monocle if u asked but i wouldn't've bet my life on it or anything #but the nelson mandela one is interesting bc ''seeing the funeral on tv'' is such a common thread #i wonder whose funeral they actually saw

[yrn-te-ao]

whenever i see a new video of iof units getting owned in gaza it always seems to be some looney tunes type shit and i always do a laugh not unlike FlightReacts

[caineinthecorner]

Hi. I binged like 80 chats in a row and I have opinions(tm) about physical strength and general power stuff of the brothers. Mostly just strength related things, but I tried to cover most of their battle stuff.

Yes I know, yes I know, "they're ranked as siblings by power blabla", but that's LAME. So here are my personal takes mostly for fun. Canon is dead and I ate it.

Also I finished the dividers and general aesthetics of this blog woo

★ Lucifer.

Generally the strongest, period, can and WILL kill almost anyone without much issue or even second thought

Physical strength, however? He’s not the best, as he doesn’t rely on it at all for battle / conflict

He didn't need it in heaven, after all

(Beel was his brawns and he was already a powerful angel so it never was a requirement)

I don't see him actively working out (anymore, at least), so most of his strength is merely his baseline

His main tactic conflict wise is intimidation.

Cough giving MC death threats cough

Very prideful of himself in battle, obviously

Rarely would ever use any sort of dirty tricks

Would probably prefer to go down the "honorable way"

Target his brothers though and he WILL play every trick in the book with little regard to his pride or his own life

This fuck looks like he knows swordsmanship and is probably the only of the brothers who does so

(except maybe Satan who is learning just to copy / be better than him)

Either that or he knows fancy sword dances for angel rituals he cannot partake in anymore (and doesn't do them anymore)

Diavolo has photos of him doing said dances but his lips are triple sealed since it is a heavily touchy subject

★ Mammon.

Canonically this man is physically weak (or at least has a weak complexion / scrawny arms)

Probably the most disappointing in terms of strength because he is literally the second born

His saving grace is his unholy speed and dirty tricks, using it to cover his weaknesses / lack of physical strength.

A LOT of dirty tricks and bs magic stuff. So so many. Never ends

He’s the living embodiment of the “random bullshit go!!!” meme

You know Looney tunes? Yeah this man has the Bugs bunny's levels of bullshit

But he has the best stamina out of his brothers (so he can run away from his debts)

Doesn't train because he's already perfect as it is (<- that's his ego talking he can barely pick up the weights at Beel's gym)

Honor is for the dead type of person. Nothing is out of the table in battle

(^ that makes him terrifying to fight against btw)

He either tries to intimidate (imitating Lucifer) or sweet-talk his way out of conflict

It usually just pisses off his adversary more which actually leads to the fights starting, but hey, he tried 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

★ Leviathan.

Physical strength is shit.

he will get his shit kicked if he tries to brawl with almost anyone

Except maybe the lowest hanging fruit (humans)

Magical or general strength is decent, but he's definitely not the greatest in battle out of the brothers

^ he's kinda insecure about this and he wishes he were stronger (he sulks about it)

Wishes that actual irl battles were like Fire Emblem or strategy games bcs he's actually good in those

Update: I didn't make it clear (mb lol) but I see him as the best strategist of the brothers by far, he just isn't good at front-line action

^ Being away from the front lines keeps the pressure away from him for the most part, and it avoids him getting riled up and acting rash

He once tried to workout with Beel but quickly got overwhelmed because Beel shoved 200kg weights onto him thinking it was an reasonable starting point

So he kinda has trauma(tm) about it

Despite his garbage physical prowess, he WILL start fights and get riled up easily

He goes onto his demon form immediately when he wants to fight

^ bcs his strength isn't great, and he needs any boost he can get

Plus, awful anger management

My man will get onto a fist fight with the demon equivalent of a redditor over anime waifus and he will lose

★ Satan.

As the literal embodiment of Wrath, he does pack quite a punch and will maul you to death with only his fists. No problems at all

But that's merely his baseline strength (which is a lot) since he doesn’t really train physically

Probably focuses on other areas (read: intelligence) instead of physical strength.

Which is ironic because he could kick Lucifer's ass in a fist fight if he actually trained more

But oh well. Books do be booking

Surprisingly strategic while in fights, although not above Going Apeshit

Funnily enough the least likely of the brothers to enter a fight

Has read The Art Of War and will quote it just to be a smartass

★ Asmodeus.

Physically? Weak.

Probably the weakest of the brothers, having more or less the strength of a human (and on the weaker side of that).

He doesn’t train whatsoever; Likes his slender figure and muscles “ruin” that.

However, he makes up for it on the "trickster" scale.

As the Avatar of Lust, he will probably go the charm route instead of wanting to directly fight his enemies, or he make someone else do the dirty work for him.

Think of Mammon but make it a bit less scummy, tricks wise.

His go-to is sweet talk.

Something something the Avatar of Lust being physically weak since sex is considered an act of vulnerability and therefore the lowering of one’s guard something something

Something something the poetic narrative of the Avatar of Lust having only power through Communication something something

★ Beelzebub.

Contrary to Asmo; he does lift for days and can pack quite the punch, being one of the stronger brothers physically despite being one of the youngest.

I don't see him caring much for magic or other types of strength, he is content in packing the punch and has the capabilities to back him up.

Fight wise he will probably punch the problems away

Maybe use one or two tricks he’s learned

Mostly relies on his intuition and gut and it surprisingly works out

Nothing fancy; Dictionary definition of all muscle no brain battle wise

Literally one of the scariest brothers to ever fight he will actually beat you to a bloody pulp

And make a smoothie out of it

★ Belphegor.

This fucker doesn't lift at all you can't tell me shit

At MOST he'll accompany Beel to the gym and would sleep at the benches

The strength he has is the strength he was born with

Which isn't a lot, but still above human average by quite a lot

More or less demon standard of strength. Maybe a slightly below it

But he's still above most demons by a mile in other regards, mostly magic prowess

He's stronger than Levi because I think it would be hilarious that the dude who sleeps all day is stronger than him

(or you can make him really physically strong just because it'd be funny to see the sleepy dude kick ass)

(either way is funny as shit go ham)

★ Physical strength chart

Behemoth type strength :

Beel (only barely)

Lucifer

Satan

High / Low above human average :

Mammon

Belphie (low diff w/ mammon)

Levi

Asmo

★General strength chart

Can kill hundreds no effort :

Lucifer

Satan (If apeshit)

Are not as strong but still terrifying :

Mammon

Beel

Belphie

Levi, Asmo (Tie)

#obey me #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #caineshcs #gentle reminder that i am noy saying that they're weak #all the demon brothers are stupid strong and the best of the best for a reson #i am saying that some are *physically* weak #but even then they're almost all HIGH above the human average #i can't believe i have to make this clear but oh well

[10kko]

under protection of god (hakurei god??), reimu is immune to bad things happening to her unless they find it to be some funny looney tunes type shit, such as the shrine being destroyed twice in a row or finding pipe bombs inside snowmen

#textkko #touhou

[luckyarchivist]

I FORGOT ABOUT KURAS DOING HIS "who, me? :3" ROUTINE

"Look at me. Do I look like the type of person who would fuck with a Senobium cleric? :3" YOU CUTE MOTHERFUCKER

Honestly, seeing this, it totally makes sense that Ais and Kuras are friends.

anw Kuras's face is so pretty. His EYES are so pretty. I unfortunately be on my Looney Tunes shit (drooling, jaw dropping, eyes popping out, heart pupils, awooga sound effect, etc.) for LeandAis so I forget, but my melanated king slays in perpetuity

#touchstarved game #kuras #touchstarved kuras #kuras GORJUS #i don't care if u don't give me anesthesia kuras #your beauty is enough to erase my pains #and i wanna see more kurais #i LOVE kurais...

[ibraidedmybootyhairs]

dude hcs (postal 2)

- wears dog tags because theyre kickass

- diet consists of instant noodle and shawarma

- hates ALL music loves the sound of NOTHING (but if he were to like a genre it would probably be industrial or sludge metal i think)

- buys champ a lot of toys even when he has no money left. Or maybe he shoplifts

- also champ is the only thing that’s keeping him alive

- had a clint eastwood phase

- believes in aliens

- would love movies like jackass, ted, the hangover, etc

- wile e coyote’s #1 fan. He’d be sitting around and watching looney tunes and whenever wile e would come on screen he’d be like “heh. thats my boy… oh and that fugly peacock is there too”

- some sort of au where every boomer shooter characters hang out with each other you know like wreck it ralph type shit. P2 would get along well with duke nukem and potentially caleb blood

#postal 2003 #postal 2 #postal dude #postal #p2 dude #postal game #running with scissors #caleb blood #duke nukem

[dottie-n-stripes]

One other asker a bit back proposed that Linus was the funniest character in the Katribou Extended Squniverse (squid universe), and I'm compelled to agree- mostly because he just. Keeps turning up. No matter the scenario, no matter how improbable it would be for Linus to be there, he will be there, and he'll probably be doing something daft or be subjected to a daft situation that he will have to navigate with his very specific charisma (that I can only describe as "tired and half assed but in a cool/endearing way"). My mans really said "hell with the plot I'm here to do sone Goof type Shit, I'm here to get Silly with it". God bless this inexplicably omnipresent and potentially omniscient capital G Guy™️.

ZACTLYYYY ☝️ LOONEY TUNES LOGIC

#draws #linus

[palant1r]

death note characters, ranked by ability to do a backflip

near: wouldn't even be able to get his feet off the ground

mogi: seems like he'd be pretty fit but simply does not have the body type for it. too Bear to do a backflip. it would be like that one video of a strongman and a bodybuilder trying to imitate a gymnast

mello: would attempt to do a backflip to dunk on near and immediately wreck his entire shit right there on the concrete

soichiro: sorry old man a backflip would throw your back out

light: pathological overconfidence in his own ability to do a backflip. it would be that, not his lack of ability itself, that would fuck him up. hed for sure at least sprain a joint

takada: why WOULD she be able to do a backflip? idk. but theres a possibility for hidden depths there. i dont think her sense of dignity would permit her to fail at a backflip, so either she wouldn't try to do a backflip or she'd successfully do a backflip

ide and aizawa: these two are here as the Baseline of Backflip Likelihood. they have the Average Ability to Do a Backflip.

mikami: only above the baseline because of his abs. but he probably has no idea how to do a backflip.

misa: it's plausible that she'd receive dance training as part of her j-pop career, and that may have included some stunts or gymnastics practice

L: capoiera probably means he has some hidden physical abilities. it seems like a martial art very suited to backflipping

matsuda: this man has looney tunes level of stunt plot armor and the ability to do a walking handstand with seemingly zero effort. he'd be fine. "light, i do a backflip every single day of my life"

naomi: regularly can does and will do a backflip in the process of beating someone's ass. and will do it better than L because she has a diet that isn't just ice cream and twinkies.

#death note

[eastleune]

i think when op fans try to get people into one piece, they forget to mention something really important: one piece fits under a lot of different genres and that includes comedy. people outside of the fandom look at one piece and like to mention just how silly it looks and that they won’t be able to take it seriously. “this lady is laughably tall” “this guy has snot constantly coming out of his nose” yeah, it’s inspired by looney tunes; tom and jerry type shit.

and not only that, but it doesn’t take away from the overarching story and plot. i feel oda really does strike a perfect balance between comedy and emotional weight for the story.

idk, ig i wish i had known that when i was being told to get into one piece and maybe i would’ve started it sooner.

#one piece #why you should watch one piece #monkey d. luffy #one piece is a comedy please remember that please