Hobie Brown has sharp ass hip bones. Listen to me. He’s gangly. It’s part of the appeal. But oh my god. He’s just so angular. Sharp elbows. Sharp knees. God forbid you climb into bed with him it’s like trying to cuddle a Swiss Army knife. He doesn’t even realize how, like, sharp he is?? So it’s not a problem for him but oh my god. Getting elbowed in the middle of the night is like a literal Jumpscare. HES COLD ALL THE TIME TOO. So it’s like being stabbed by an icicle that loves you.
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my biggest beef with touch pads is that you cannot hover. I love hovering. just put my cursor there for a moment, maybe see where the link goes, some nice hovercard action, maybe get to see a tool tip, woah
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Okay. First of all.
WOAH THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.
I did NOT expect 74 people to vote in the poll 😭🙏🙏🙏 (what the hell, where the fuck did y'all come from?????)
Second of all,,
TIME TO TALK ABOUT THESE FUCKERS 😈🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️💯
Just to state it here before I start yapping my ever living soul out, Shiver is an eastern tall-man, Frye is a beast-man (like Izutsumi) and Big Man is a kobold. I can get a bit more into their designs and headcanons in another post, but today I want to focus on the lore.
It allllllll roots back to Shiver and Frye's fathers, who were friends since lord knows when. They were a team of burglars, looters, thieves, whatever you may call them, but in the end of the day just let it be clear that they were BAD. And they engaged in BAD shit, like looting corpses in dungeons and stealing from people's houses.
One day, they hit a huge one, they got into the house of this really rich dude that turned out to traffic beast men and other illegal creatures. And the rich being rich and caring about their richness, the security was top notch, and let's just say they struggled to get out of the place alive. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They left in NO WAY empty handed.
While looting the place, Frye's father found a kobold cub, chained up inside a cage in the corner beside other creatures likely being sold illegally. He brought the cub with him, and after almost getting their asses turned into kebabs by traps everywhere, the two companions were like "holy FUCK i ain't ever ever ever doing this shit again man.,.,. Wgart the ehll,,,,,, I'm getting too old for this, hell naw!!!!!!!" and decided to settle down as (this time legal) and functioning members of society. Shiver's father opened a dojo, while Frye's father opened a restaurant.
However, the rich guy who owned the house was PISSED (and also happened to be a black magic user......... woah how unlucky of them) and as revenge for stealing his wealth and freeing their beast men, cursed Frye's expecting father, mending the soul of his firstborn with the soul of a monster. And alas, that's how the critter was born😋🙏🔥💯😭
So yeah!!!!!!! Frye is a beast man just like Izutsumi is a beast man. They're the same typa monster, pretty much, except that Frye is a leopard instead of a housecat.
Anyway, back to the kobold pup; you guessed it, BIG MAN (or Big Dog?), being raised in the Onaga's restaurant, was always raised around the kitchen, both because he was genuinely interested in watching people cook and because he hoped to get food that fell from the floor lmfao-- as years went by, he started working as a server, apprentice, and eventually assistant chef of the family-ran restaurant. (So yeah, Biggie is the party's chef!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He also has an incredible sense of smell when it comes to cooking btw, both because of genuine talent and because of his race).
Ironic to his early years as a burglar, Shiver's dad grew to become quite the overprotective father once his daughter started growing up, wanting her to do anything but follow his steps and become a criminal before the age of 20. That backfired though, because she started running off to hang out with Frye causing all sorts of trouble (and eventually dragged Big Dog into it all too). The three were raised almost like siblings, and later on joined together as a party and continued to cause all sorts of troubles inside dungeons, where they eventually bumped into the other idols and started this whoooole story years later.
(They weren't all like their fathers though, instead of keeping the money they got from dungeons to themselves they gave it to the poor, much like their canon bandit dynamics.)
Anyway, that's the end of the yapping session, I hope y'all enjoyed (and if you did, please enjoy this page I doodled while blasting ToyBox in my headphones 🦄🙏 perhaps I'll outline and color this one day, but not now because it's 1:30 in the morning while I'm typing this out.)
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genuine question: where does “private recording 1” come from?? i’m out of the loop, i didn’t realize a whole fan community existed!
Wonderful question!! It is true that this is sort of a fandom-made name for this “group” but let me explain!
Private Recording 1 I believe comes from a voice-chat within Chilled’s discord server that is often used for streaming (and sometimes recording?). I don’t know how it got adopted by us, it just did lmao. The name incorporates basically anyone who is a regular in the streams (and videos) of Chilled, Ze, and Co. since they’re kind of at the epicentre of everyone, but of course it is not necessary for them to be included
(The cool thing about PR1 is that pretty much anyone can come and go, and the term “group” is… incredibly loose)
Us as a fandom are a small bunch, but we do our best and are very passionate about our streamers!!
I’m gonna put a little rant (all good things, all good things lol) in the RBs about how much I love what PR1 is <3 Thanks for the question!!
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