i keep thinking about the fact that in MBTW mac says that dennis wears skinny jeans to "accentuate his female form"
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be hot do crime: season 4 episode 4 - mac's banging the waitress
Total Number of Outfits Worn By Dennis: 3
Total Number of Crimes Committed: 0
Best Outfit: look at him in his little sleepyneedy beddy bye shirt i want to rip it off him like i am a wild animal
Episode Rating (on hot/crime metrics ONLY): No crime, and Dennis isn’t looking as good as I know he can look. 3/10.
TOTAL SERIES CRIME TALLY: MAC (42), DENNIS (41), CHARLIE (35), FRANK (31), DEE (24)
All outfits worn by Dennis under the cut, in order of cuteness, with commentary.
this button up is solidly meh to me, especially since i can't tell what color its meant to be
i really hate the stripes but look at the baby boy in his oversized sweater. the way it pools up at his sleeves and would fall over his palms if he let it. i need to fuck him on that pool table so bad....
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dennis' autistic ass & bottoming to (also) enjoy the deep pressure of charlie on top of him in 4x04 mac's banging the waitress
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I love how Mac and Dennis are always like “eww u stink Charlie u smell so bad u smell dead and rotting” and then they sleep like this
Like guys make up your mind. Is he the grossest person ever or do you want his heartbeat to lull you to sleep?
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i love his brain he’s so smart god bless
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sighhh user denrenirl is back and i have a charden drawing
my style has changed about 4 billion times but i think this drawing is very cute and cool 👍
the reference incase anyones wondering :
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No cuz dee and the waitress getting together would actually be such a good fun episode because charlie would be freaking out the entire time and while dennis nd mac are spending the entire episode trying to get him to move on dee is just shoving it in his face and then it ends with dee and the waitress breaking up because dee got with her soley to fuck with charlie
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okay the podcast episode for mac’s banging the waitress has been amazing im lying here giggling and kicking my feet at 4 in the morning over this stupid thing. here’s the highlights:
- charlie showing up late in a northface lgbtq pride hoodie
- they love how grounded and intimate the episode feels and it’s one of their favorites
- needy dennis appreciation and glenn being reminiscent because he hasn’t gotten to do that in the later seasons
- “well it’s an emotional episode. it’s about love and wanting to demonstrate that we [mac and dennis] are actually the ones who love each other more”
- glenn explaining how he more or less d.e.n.n.i.s system-ed his wife and then them sitting there coming up with the g.l.e.n.n. system
- in depth conversation of the visual storytelling of pornography: “who’s generating the power? who’s receiving the power?”
- all of them laughing and breaking while glenn and charlie improv reenact the scene from the episode where dennis keeps trying to convince charlie to hang out with him
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dennis can be just as needy as Mac sometimes and I think we forget that! he's desperate for love and attention he's just better at hiding it or playing it off.
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best friend one to best friend two come in. over.
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this is the always sunny fuckability tier list/alignment chart i made on stream last night. i agonized over this for a while so i feel pretty sure about these placements, but i'm open to debate on everyone except charlie
here is the link if you want to make your own, it works as a tier list or as an alignment chart
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