Eddie's One Rule
prompt: cake | wc: 311 | rating: T (for language) | for @steddiemicrofic's August prompt :)
Eddie had been perfectly clear on theย โNo Strippersโย rule for his bachelor party. Tacky Las Vegas casino? Sure. Concerning amounts of tequila served in glow-in-the-dark shot glasses? Whatever. Karaoke at a space-themed diner?
โฆ Okay. Heโll admit - that last one sounds fucking awesome. Heโs been rehearsing a thrashy rendition ofย Mr. Robotoย for weeks now. In all honesty, strippers were hisย onlyย veto.ย
But here they are, standing in a dimly-lit club thatโs not evenย remotelyย close to the Vegas strip.ย
โLow blow, man. Really.โ Eddie gestures to the pole in the center of the room, then back towards Gareth. Shouldโve revoked his Best Man privileges while he had the chance.ย
Gareth ignores him and yells, โBring it in, fellas!โ
โBring what in-โ
The low strums ofย โI Touch Myselfโย by the Divinyls flows through the speakers as the backdoor opens. The rest of Eddieโs wedding party begin rolling out a wooden cart with goddamnย cakeย on it.
And itโs not an ordinary cake - not even an edible one. This one is clearly fake and almost six feet tall.
The cardboard lid pops off, revealing Eddieโs fiancรฉ emerging from the top, fuckingย shirtlessย (which is the least surprising part of the evening).
His anger dissolves behind the sound of Steve belting the song, head swaying offbeat. Looking so damn happy. Eddie hasnโt made many good decisions in his life, but Steve is by far his best.
โStill wanna marry me after this little stunt?โ Steve asks, pointing at the cake structure around him.
Eddie saunters over, rolling his eyes despite that swirling pulse of love in his chest. Steve automatically bends over from the center. Kisses him, still humming the song as their lips meet.ย
โWhy wait?โ Eddie smiles. He brushes a few strands of Steveโs hair behind his ear and whispers, โWeโre in Vegas right now,ย baby.โ
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felt like making a short little piepoe theme.......lil bit rushed but that's okay
i simply adore this creature
BRO??????? BRO???????? DUDE???????????????? THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
I am actually GOING INSANE OVER HOW FUCKING WELL DONE THIS IS OH MY GOSHHHHH DUDE THIS IS- OH MY GOSH
The MELODY???? THE CUTE LITTLE SOUND EFFECTS???? IT ALL SOUNDS SO BOUNCY AND SILLY AND FUN AND PLAYFUL AND AUUGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!! MY HEART!!!!!!! BRO I CANNOT STRESS HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE THIS TO BITS OHHHHGMGM MY GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโผ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Holds my head in I AM LISTENING TO THIS SHIT ON LOOP!!!! IT FUCKS!!!!!! ITS SOOO WELL DONE LIKE OUGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGH CRYING CRYING!!! THANK YOU SOOOO SO MUCH... THANK YOU!!!!!!!
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Hi there!
Big fan of you and your story,
that being said, do you allow fanart of the Neon void?
I've been wanting to draw thos piece bit I wasn't sure if I could.
Love your work, really inspires me!
Thats all.
Have a Great day!
bro i would be honored if you wanna make fanart!!! please feel free!!! Seriously, the fact that you (or anyone really) wanna make fanart makes me so incredibly happy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ya'll are too wonderful ;w; ๐ฉต
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celebrated my first pride with the loveliest bunch that i met on here while surrounded by the wonderful lgbtqia+ communityโฃ๏ธ so much beauty, love, safety, and talent (and more+++ tbh) all around ๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ
happy happy happy pride!! ๐๐๐
๐ ilysm thank you loves @footy-met-mussy @callouiee @nouis-meltdown
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