Shadow man: Why do you have a picture of Morana in your wallet?
Dante: Because whenever I need to argue with Tristan, I pull it out to calm him down.
Shadow man:
Shadowman: Could I have one?
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breaks into his house and threatens to kill him gf
kisses her in the rain with a gun under her jaw bf
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[Dante and Tristan annoying each other]
Dante: Men be like "I hate this woman" then have sex with her.
Tristan:
Tristan: Men be like "I want to make this relationship work" then go fake their own death.
Dante:
Dante: Touché.
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Tristan: *Accidentally brushes Dante´s hand with his own*
Dante: *Aggressively holds Tristan´s hand*Fucking commit to it.
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Amara: Do you think I'm cute?
Dante: You're the cutest in the entire world.
Morana:
Morana: Hey Tristan, do you think I'm-
Tristan: *not looking up from his phone* No.
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Morana : *looking dreamily at a wedding photo shoot* Must be nice.
Tristan :
[The next day]
Tristan : Get ready.
Morana : Why?
Tristan : For a wedding photo shoot.
Morana : *laughing* I MEANT THE WEDDING NOT THE PHOTO SHOOT-
Tristan :
Morana : *annoyed* Marry me already. Bastard… even your sister is married.
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Tristan: Morana feels off. Earlier I talked to her and she's flipped out.
Dante: What did you tell her?
Tristan: Nothing, just how I'm going to kill her
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Did y'all read the chapter of the Syndicater that RuNyx sent in he latest newsletter
OH MY LORD
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Amara: Tristan isn't answering his phone.
Morana: I'll try.
Dante: Amara and I have both tried six times-
Tristan: *on call with Morana* Hello?
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All I want is Tristan & Morana to finally get married and have babies the exact next day of the Caine siblings Reunion
And I'll be free to leave this world
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[Tristan and Morana facing off]
Morana: You don't scare me.
Tristan: Then why is your heart beating so fast?
Morana: Cause you're kinda cute.
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Your weekly reminder that Tristan Caine is a blond.
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