#moving a cat is illegal

[forggyfan]

Okay but honestly the worst thing about having Tourette’s syndrome isn’t the ableism, pain, stigma, etc. while all of those really do suck, nothing is worse than desperately trying not to tic and disturb your cat that has curled up resting on your leg.

I am currently in bed trying not to disturb the resting baby because I know he won’t understand that I can’t control it. I don’t care much about my tics in most situations, but when it disturbs my little kitty just trying to take a sleeb. I WILL NOT STAND IT.

#Tourette’s #tourette’s syndrome #tics #tic disorder #I have ts #ts #cats #my cat is a baby #sleeby #he’s a sleeby baby #pet cat #tic disorders #motor tics #vocal tics #moving a cat is illegal #relatable #worst thing about Tourette’s

[metkapop]

They let you nuzzle the robots 10/10 game

#you are not immune to kitty propaganda #stray #stray game #stray 2020 #Guardian #myart #metkart #fanart #cat #my cat does this to ne all the time #and suddenly it becomes illegal to move #stray Guardian

[angsty-aliens]

My cat contributing to rent via Only Paws. Look at those beans.

#caturday #cats #every day with maximus is a gift #toe beans #only paws #we got the beans #also he trapped me for AN HOUR on the couch because he decided to nap so cutely in my lap #he’s a former feral who did NOT go near a lap for more than a year #so now it’s illegal to move when he decides he’s a lap cat

[simplydnp]

i have an appointment in an hour but instead i am here waiting for dapg to upload

#i know theyre gonna upload right before i 'should' be getting ready so i should just do it now but... #theres a cat on my lap and its illegal to move #dnp #c.text #dan and phil

[dyrewrites]

I can't sleep but this cat won't let me get up...

#it is illegal to move a cat #i must die here

[hangoversandhandgrenades]

Lol she won't let me get up

#you think you can just go to class?? she says #well if i stand on your boot you cant get up she says #it is now illegal for me to move #cats

[yuridovewing]

ok so the hollyleaf idea i got from last post... what if instead of being jaypoppy or ashwhite kits like ive been debating with myself over the past few weeks... dovewing and ivypool were hollywillow kits.

the PEAK of hypocrisy.

#i'm just. my rule is that each tunnel cat has to be an illegal baby and OOOOO thats really illegal cause holly is a medic here #so double medic babies... even worse than her mom according to the code #currently... not sure how im gonna handle it though. like i want them in thunderclan but idk why willow wouldnt take them #would they all know that hollyleaf is their mom? i can see holly revealing she had secret kittens herself #maybe they do know and willow was pressured to not take them bc riverclan isolationism or whatever (but she wanted to) #also jesus christ can you imagine hollyleaf being pregnant during the last two po3 books . what the fuck #im thinking whitewing nurses them and becomes their adoptive mom like canon... but that begs the question of why does she have milk #ig she could have found a way to produce it but im thinking i coulddd move her moms second litter to her? #that or ivykit is hers biologically while dovekit is adopted and theyre raised as twins. but hmmmm... idk #i know im like. clearly coming across as liking dovewing more LMAO and like. i dont wanna be like ''wow ivy doesnt have it nearly as bad'' #''look how much worse she is now that she knows her sisters heritage while shes clanborn and good.'' like idk. i like it but im worried ig #but if i do make ivykit biologically whitewings... i could still have ashwhite drama. i could still have tbc family tragedy... #i can still have ivykit look exactly like brightheart but gray... #razorverse

[ssunspotted]

now for you never to hear from Belle again as I spend tthe next year lounged atop her like a cat.

#she knows the rule. aabout it being illegal to move a resting cat from you <3

[sickgraymeat]

I hope there’s a BMO equivalent of Cake being sad/lethargic where like Fionna keeps tuning her radio alarm clock to a pop station but it somehow always wakes her up with sad country music

#adventure time #fionna and cake #BMO #fionna trying to get out of bed but alarm clock BMO is making her too depressed and also her cat is lying on her chest it’s illegal to move

[checkazi]

how am I supposed to work in these conditions

also omggg she was being so cute when I got home from the hospital she keeps headbutting me and following me around and staying in my room ueueue

#ramble #ēna please #shes too cute i cant #its illegal to move cats man what can i do #also hi guess whos getting more comfortable just posting stuff to this account #cat

[todayisafridaynight]

If you had to choose between banging Aoki and banging Mine, which would you bang?

oh you're all gonna hate me

#these tags are vile dont look in here #snap chats #anyway aoki SORRY #the question of 'who and who not to bang' is a scientific one we have to look at the pros and cons #just feels illegal to want to fuck mine. daigo should be the only one fucking him and vice versa like im not a homewrecker #i am a hole wrecker tho and aoki's free real estate Move Over Im Bouta Get It #it'll be like the fourth time i mentioned it but masato and aoki's fuckability ranges and it's really funny #like masato is fuckable Because He's Fuckable like. he's just attractive Period #aoki's not ugly at all but he doesn't have the same appeal but he does have appeal to my ill brain #like it was the moment i saw him stomp his foot when he missed an attack and throw a fit that i was like 'oh no i have to fuck him' #LIKE ITS SO FUNNY AND PATHETIC LIKE i just know hed cry #not even an attraction thing just solely like. i cant even explain it #im in psychology rn and they are not telling me why i would fuck a character who is not fuckable. Sad! #not to say he doesnt have his cunty moments too like tbh SOMETIMES. i did play this game and go Eyo #sorry everyone the cats out of the bag id fuck the governor #i dont htink it was that much of a secret LMAOOOOOO #sorry.

[yamiwhoo]

[day 4 - sacrifice]

sometimes love requires sacrifice - like staying perfectly still even when you really really …need to pee 🐱

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv gpose #g'raha tia #wolgraha #wolgrahaweek #wolgrahaweek2023 #rahaundae #s'undae does gpose #raha knows the rule #it's illegal to move with a cat on you

[theshadowrealmitself]

The heartbreak of a cat excitedly coming over to you because they want to lay on your lap and instead they find that another cat’s already there

#😭😭😭😭 I’m sorry sweetie #no fandom #feeling much better today #would probably feel even better if I got up and ate a proper amount #but there’s a cat on me #can’t move #that’s illegal

[theygender]

Part of me hates that the norm for beds is to have a sheet and a bedspread which are both tucked in and neat bc I think it's human nature to want to lay in an entire pile of soft blankets and wrap them around you as you see fit. Nothing is more comforting than being partially burritoed in one blanket with another blanket covering your lower half and a third blanket covering your upper half while surrounded by three other blankets in case you get cold and need backup

#pros: you can achieve the perfect amount of warmth by adding and subtracting and partially removing blankets as needed #if your cat or dog lays on your blanket then you dont have to choose between going without covers or illegally moving them #you just grab another blanket #being a burrito is an inherently comforting experience #you can fully block air drafts by covering each weak spot with more blanket #soft fuzzy blankets feel nicer and comfier than sheets and bedspreads #you can stick your feet out for heat regulation if you want without having to dangle them over the edge of the bed #activates Primal Comfiness Instinct by making your caveman brain think youre sleeping under a pile of soft furs #cons: ???? cant make your bed i guess #rambling #currently trying to convince myself to get out from under this pile of blankets on the couch to go sleep in my bed #and im worried this is a fight that im not gonna win 😭 #like i just washed my sheets so theyre clean and they smell good and i should be excited to use them! #but... laying under 3.5 blankets on the couch is cozy 🥺 #i need to build a pillow fort and cuddle with someone in a giant pile of blankets pls

[melodicbreeze]

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

Diluc must be exhausted, Venti thought, to allow himself such behaviour. Not wanting to startle or scare off the man, Venti continued his rambling, though he cut back on his gesturing to not jostle Diluc too awful.

Only once the winery owner seemed drowsy enough did Venti carefully untie the ribbon holding his cloak together. He draped the fabric over Diluc like a blanket, and decided he'd simply stay still here for awhile. He'd have to be blind to miss the constant dark circles under his eyes, after all.

To a being that lived for thousands of years, what was an hour or two of sitting still?

#touchofdawn #cat rules. illegal to move.

[rinrinlovee]

my grandmother's hospice cat is currently asleep on my arm but the box she's on is too high up and my shoulders asleep

#the perils of being short #Pretty sure it's illegal for me to move the cat though