#my boyfriend is so fucking dumb

[josephquinnswhore]

My boyfriend was trying to think of Pedro Pascal’s name and kept saying “Pablo Escobar” I’m fucking crying I was so confused 🤣😭💀

#pedro pascal #Pablo Escobar #my boyfriend is so fucking dumb #I just can’t #I’m laughing

[streamsofstardust]

is the sun bothering you king????

#he wears sunglasses inside all the damn time #and now he's right under the UVs and this man has no sunglasses on #god he's so fucking pretty but so fucking dumb #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf

[sawvhs]

Surprise! its adam

#chainshipping #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #have been sooo artblocked. thank goodness i have hundreds of adam sketches i can jus fuck around with #have some big dumb chainship things i cannot finish 4 the life of me so enjoy moar sloppy style adams foreva #my art #bathroom boyfriends #bleh bleh #click

[smolmakerel]

You know what? I live for the Black Widow AU that I saw floating around some time ago (I don't know if it's still a thing). It's such an interesting concept, and it got me thinking of another AU.

Captain America AU

Imagine, it's the early 20th century and WW2 is just starting, but women were allowed to fight in the army. There in NYC are the Carpenter sisters.

Tara Carpenter is a sickly little thing. She has asthma, was born early, and is always ready to pick a fight with people much bigger and stronger than her. She looks up to her sister Sam and is desperate to fight in the war with her when Sam volunteers.

Samantha Carpenter is a perfectly healthy woman. She's been working her way up the ranks of the U.S. military to become one of the people to put an end to the war. She worries that if she doesn't hurry, the opposing side might nuke the United States and Tara -

Tara might die.

But Tara wasn't afraid of death.

It took a lot of perjury, but Tara managed to enlist in the army with the help of a certain doctor (whose name I'm too lazy to look up rn). Seeing such a thin, sickly girl in the army, the other recruits and higher ups don't believe in her.

Despite their lack of faith, Tara has heart. And with her heart, she was recruited for a secret program. She was going to become a super soldier.

She signed on to be a lab rat of sorts. It hurt, the administration of the serum, but she came out...

Looking exactly the same. But on the plus side, she has better reflexes, stamina, and no asthma! Sam was going to be so proud of her when they finally met up.

Only for disaster to strike.

Sam, trying to protect Tara, ended up being thrown from a train and off the side of a mountain. Tara, devastated with the loss of her sister, was determined to end it all.

And end it she did. Only, Tara didn't expect to wake up nearly a century later in modern America. S.H.I.E.L.D. was eager to recruit her into this "Avengers Protocol", or whatever.

She also didn't expect H.Y.D.R.A. would come back with a familiar brunette on their side. Her left arm shines with metal, and her eyes became hardened over the years.

Tara knows this is Sam, her older sister who she thought she lost forever. The person she would die for.

They call her the Ghost Face now, but Tara knows Sam is still in there.

Why would the Ghost Face hesitate multiple times to kill her otherwise?

#scream #scream 2022 #scream vi #scream au #tara carpenter #sam carpenter #This is probably a dumb idea but I needed to get it out of my system #Imagine Tara slinging a heavy ass shield lol #When Sam is deprogrammed she's probably gonna make fun of Tara's frisbee #Tara gets so offended #Oh shit #Infinity War when Tara is forced to watch her sister turn to dust before her eyes #Tara wanted to give up after 5 years pass #Also Tara doesn't fucking leave like Steve did bc what the hell? #Like Steve you're gonna leave your boyfriend like that? #Tara would never return to the past forever and leave Sam behind #Sam would drag her ass back #This is such a dumb concept lol #Anyway #I'm gonna go rewatch The Fallout bc I'm sad

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#that's 2 of 3 partys in my moms honor down. this one was our childhood neighbor friends #which it was really good to see them but it was really just a party. no one really talked about her at all. the subject was avoided #i think bc ppl r awkward abt it. like im fine to talk abt it. it happened. i dont see a point in avoiding it #but im also not the most socially adept. which i did pretty good talking to ppl but i was still the most awkward one there #and idk this experience has really taught me that u should have a lot of friends and a spouse bc i dont kno how a person like me could go #thru what my mom did and survive if i didnt have my dad. so i guess i have to con someone into marrying me #id b difficult to marry. im difficult to b friends with. im too avoidant of any people #im gonna die like that lady from 6 feet under with no friends. like a fridge fell on her or something. idk #but i cant die bc my dad cant go thru this again. i dunno. well see what life throws at me #also. my childhood friends r a lot of real smart ppl. like a lot of engineers and medical doctors #they make me feel so dumb. but alas. im but a humble environmental Science person #ay. i dunno. it was fun but im drained #and my cousings boyfriend is still a fucking freak who harasses animals. he really upset one of our dogs #my sister says she can imagine him murdering someone and tbh so could i. so i hope my cousins safe #unrelated

[astral-catastrophe]

I don’t cry often but dear god. I’m crying over her.

#We were friends for five years you dumb bitch. #The fall fr started over Halloween costumes bc she said we could match then when we were actually shopping #She prioritized her boyfriend over me but not even in a way we still could have matched #And she said I was unreasonable for being upset #But I finally had friends who would have done it #Then EVERYONE FUCKING FLAKED #and crush still tried but things wouldn’t have been shipped in time #Then this girl had the audacity to say everything she did when we argued #One of the girls who she claims is her best friend recently got home from a half year in the mental hospital #And they have had a total of two outings or hangouts #Then her other friend. Who she really only hung out with during her fight with cancer and not after that #But she would see me regularly #Until a month before we argued #And now I’m crying because I thought she was good #But looking back #And looking from an outsiders perspective #She’s horrivle #I know she doesn’t know my account here but gods I wish she did #L if you’re reading this. You’re a bitch. You’re a terrible friend. So unless you’re willing to change and be honest and better. #Dont talk to me. Don’t message me. Don’t come to see me at lunch or ask me to hang out. #Because I’m unwilling to work on a relationship where I’ll always be second to her boyfriend. #Sure. I have crush. But that doesn’t mean I prioritize her over my best friend. I hold them equally. #But you don’t and you never did. #L if you see this #know I’ve cried too many times over you #And I don’t think I could stop myself from arguing if I ever actually talk to you again

[nerdygirlwithanxiety]

I still can't believe the moment I got payed I spent 100$ on genshin impact forgetting to do my rent first.....all because I was desperate for xiao.....

#what the fuck is wrong with me #genshin impact #anthony dumb hours #my mom was so disappointed in me #my boyfriend scolded me about it #i disappointed my brother #my step dad jaw drop while driving #legit disappointed everyone #i could of gotten homeless because i was simping #xiao was worth it though #next is trying to get both miko and xiao weapon on their rerun together if they go toe to toe again #dont judge me #i was desperate

[steampunkedparm]

AUSJDHDHDHD THEIR SO PRETTY WDYMN

#hes so pretty for no reason oh my gods #i love thier dumb face so much #i still get all giggly and giddy everytime i see its face gods #i dont think I could ever get sick of looking at them #thats my love!! my partner!! my gorgeous fucking boyfriend!!! #rigs your gay

[posallys]

flowers and fuzzy blankets and sunshine and coffee and the sound of the rain and falling leaves and the ocean and candles and pretty buildings and grass and fun music and snow and city lights and stars and butterflies and pictures and good food and cool clothes and baking and pretty words and. god forbid women like anything

#sorry why do YOU have a problem with ME stopping to look at the flower garden. why does that hurt you so fucking much #@ the random guy in the park when i went 'oh look at these!' and pulled my boyfriend over to go look at them #why is me enjoying something so simple so fucking angering to you. i am simply existing. #at least i can enjoy things unlike your sorry ass #your scoffing and audible mumbled words literally get you nowhere. #idk who hurt you but maybe you should give therapy a try rather then calling me dumb for liking fucking flowers

[lesbianpegbar]

the tonal whiplash of watching 5’2” daniil dankovsky getting his gay ass pummeled into the ground and then immediately having a serious cutscene of military occupation was unrivaled

#I WAS LOSING IT ALSJFLFJFK #he walks into the abattoir and IMMEDIATELY gets punched the fuck out #he is knocked out IMMEDIATELY LIKE PLEASEEEE #i was laughing so fucking hard at my pathetic little boyfriend getting repeatedly punched in the face while already passed out #and then the game was like ‘btw the military is here and they have a fucking gigantic tank-gun and plan to level the town’ #‘also now it’s already 2 pm and you still have to get all your shit done 👍’ LIKE #i was like girl give me a minute… i’m too busy losing my mind at daniils dumb ass #pathologic #mine

[sarsaparillia]

kakashi in a cowboy hat

#mtas #my time at sandrock #Bad Thoughts(TM) #sara watches things #it's too bad you can't see his stupid little horns #he's so fucking dumb i love him #sure just grab your boyfriend's hand and jump out a window whatever

[hydnes]

brokeback mountain makes me want to fall forwards onto a fucking knife. god. god. god. i will not get mad again over "omg gay cowboys XD" tumblr blorbofication. i cant handle getting mad again

#before anyone asks a dumb question i see myself & my boyfriend in jack and ennis so fuck off #txt

[maddy-ferguson]

the way i was devastated after vol2 aired lol, and i couldn't sleep for hours bc the vol was so shitty. but now, if s5 turns out to be shit af, i would just laugh. gotta respect the character development here bc i dont give a fuck anymore.

i walked around with a stomachache for a good 48 hours like it was really bad for me...if s5 turns out to be shit af i will walk around with a stomachache for 96 hours🙏

#ask #this said less than 96 for 21 seconds i was like that doesn't seem right #no but like #i get why some twt bylers who are wil stans first act like will getting a happy ending at all/will getting a boyfriend/will's romance arc #being good is all that matters and like that #can be done without byler being endgame because that shit fucking hurt like 48 hours isn't that long but it was SO BAD #obviously i'm team might as well have fun for two (lol) years instead of being like omg what if it doesn't happen. but it's also because i #literally haven't doubted byler since like...july 10th maybe #and when you're a twt byler whose faith in byler depends on like whether or not they like will enough to not do this to him and to give him #a nice boyfriend or whatever and you barely consider mike's side of things i see why you'd try to convince yourself that another outcome #CAN be great. when like..it cant be great they already had will fix mlvn's relationship were past will getting a random bf and mlvn endgame #and yk it's one thing to move on with your life and not be a hardcore byler anymore or to be like i don't like it that much anymore but #some of them really started being like you're sooo dumb for thinking that byler ever stood a chance😂😂😂😂 (ithoughtthattoofiveweeksago) #they're gonna give will a nice boyfriend and it's gonna be great😂😂😂👍 yeah keep telling yourself that... #but yeah i kind of get it because i wouldn't want to have to go through volume 2 all over again either lmao #but also i don't because well #they're wrong #and i'm a byler who's a will stan who also happens to use twitter frequently #as for the rest of the show well if it's bad i'll be disappointed #but my stomach probably won't hurt because of how sad it's making me #or maybe it will it's not unheard of

[rexscanonwife]

Tbh I don't know if I'm just tired or busy but I don't have a ton of specific thoughts to share about my ship with Luigi, I'm just rotating him in my mind atm

#jane journals #this isnt a vent or bad thing btw!! #normally i put a ton of thought into plot or whatever #but i literally just wanna be a spooky halloween princess witch with her short little scaredy cat boyfriend #hes so so scared of everything but he powers through it to be with her and i think thats beautiful :'3 #i was thinking about luigis mansion/the spooky forest in the movie and thats probably where the pumpkin kingdom is located #or at least near there!! #i can honestly see weegee stumbling across it accidentally #the pumpkin citizens are all circling him but theyre just dumb n curious and hes like 'I NEED TO FUCKING GET OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY' #then he sees something swoop overhead and he books it but it chases him and lands in front of him #out of a swarm of bats emerges...a girl? #and shes CUTE?? #NOW HES SCARED BUT FOR ANOTHER REASON AJKFKG #and he probably faints or smth #ok im rambling but id have to take him to my castle anf take care of him there

[buysomecheese]

You’ve ruined music for me; I can’t enjoy a song without your voice louder than the lyrics

#fucking. gay of me #I’m bisexual actually #but wtf #this is in drafts for now I need to see how Conversation goes first #so dated for 10-6-2023 #fucking dumb I like haven’t been able to listen to music Properly unless I’m screaming in the shower with my fancy little speaker #ok 10-16-2023 conversation went really well as you can tell from my. from my recent reblogs. #boyfriend :D #I fixed this issue by making a playlist full of songs I don’t think you’d listen to #(+ some songs I Know you listen to but that’s because otherwise my ears will try to fall off y’know) #(because you are in my brain all the time it needs to be expressed

[theevilicecreamsoda]

I think i ever processed anything that happened from 2021 to now like ever

#sniffle… also body dysmorphia hit #i hate this stupid website i hate it i hate how much hate there is but god its where all of my friends are #im really starting to hate someone and im just… god i hate them i wish i never met them id do better being alone in 7th grade #they were never my fuckingg friend they just treated me like shit #‘i hate talking to you so much but im not gonna tell you and i never will’ great your boyfriend told me what you said during an argument lol #worst thing was i hated talking to him i hated it!!! id forget to reply for five minutes then hed be like ‘are you there’ #im just… pissed he didnt speak up but i guess i didnt either #god im just… sometimes i just want an apology or just a hug i feel like some big bad in some dumb show or something #and it makes me wanna isolate so bad i just wanna stop going to school im just so tired #i just want to die sometimes i just feel like everyone hates me and thats why people dont talk to me #i just want to die sometimes or like just be a observer #i just wanna watch people sometimes when i was younger id want to disappear and then see what people said about me #to see if they missed me or anything #its so stupid that that never fully went away #anyways fuck idk why i fucking bothered typing all this nobody fucking cares anyway 💥💥💥🦅🦅‼️‼️❗️❗️ #if youre reading this far sorry #evilsoda.hater