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mspaintbunny · 3 years

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13, 33 🥰

33. What words make me feel the best about myself "you're mine", "you're such a pretty girl", "your effort means a lot", "i missed you", "you're trying so hard lately", "you deserve to rest" is what i can come up with right now

13. Biggest turn ons copy-pasting from a previous ask, i get this kind of question often on ask games smh yall oughta be paying attention! its a large list tho so as to not bother anyone lemme just

-praise that doubles as interactions, that makes me feel involved first thing to come to mind is “you’re a good girl arent you?” and maybe that exact question isnt it, but rather the way it makes it so i have to answer, say yes to get what i want, thats hot

-caressing, isnt always a turn on but ill always take it and 100% is a turn on within the right context, getting me to think “i can trust these hands”

-getting out-teased, being flirty and getting flirted back at so hard i struggle to form coherent thoughts not sure how easy it is to happen, i’ve only recently discovered my brat powers™️, but from what ive gathered i is an easily flustered bitch 😔

-someone (i trust) telling me how hot and bothered they are because of me, i get off on getting others off <3

-forced eye contact while in the act, when the other person knows how flustered i am and will grab my face so i cant shy away because they want to see me be vulnerable that bad pretty much any situation where my current state is being brought into the spotlight but the other person assures me that it is something they like, that they enjoy seeing me like that

-being as close as posible to the other person, the point where our hands and mouths just act on instinct because we just want to feel eachothers bodies, making a mess

-getting pinned down from my wrists or my thighs

-multitasking? like, when one hand is being so sweet and caring, caressing my cheek or my face, but the other is somewhere else, teasing the idea or more naughty touching if we’re already in on the action that’s gonna melt my brain for sure

-the following areas being caressed, kissed, licked, bitten or otherwise played with: lips ofc, ears and the area behind them, neck, collarbone, chest, nipples, ribs and midriff, tummy, inner and outer thighs, butt, and i hair but dont put my hair in your mouth, it could be hot if it was longer but it isnt

-i had a praise-related turn on before but im just listing general praise as well, any kind of praise is my fave, plus pet names, yes call me sweet things, tell me how sweet i am <3

#thank you so much for the ask ; ;#i owe you one #for reals #ask

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loniereads · 3 years

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cr: Sufficiently Advanced Magic

*spoiler warning*

Chapter 1 - 5

Chapter one

“I was prepared in a thousand different ways that didn’t matter” - Me for every test I’ve ever taken ☺️✨✨

Omg is he gonna go look for his brother 🥺 This book said found family but make it literal - side note, love the name Tristan.

I hope it’s explained as to WHY hundreds of 17 year olds are enduring a judgment to their possible death????

Imagine you’re brother going basically missing, your mom leaving, and then your dad pulling you out of school so you can prepare to possibly ✨die✨

“It could take years to grow strong enough-” 🥺 He’s going to sacrifice years of his life and risk certain death just for a chance to reunite his family is this book gonna make me cry?

I don’t like his name as much as I like his brothers but yanno whatever- how do you even say Corin

I already hate the dad??? Hello? Your first son is gone and your second could follow in his fate and you don’t even see him off?? Fuck you buddy why are book dads such assholes

“I loathed hurting people. I always had.” so i have decided that if anything happens to Corin I will kill everyone in the room and then myself. WHAT A CUTIE SWEET SOUL

If this book forces him to hurt someone I’ll riot-

Oh my gosh he hates fighting but he’s willing to fight for his brother I LOVE HEALTHY BROTHER RELATIONSHIPS they’re so pure

Corin is so nice to try to explain all of this weapon stuff and rune stuff to me like I have any idea wtf he’s talking about- he’s talking and I’m like I’m just happy to be here ☺️

I feel like the fact that he’s paying for everything he takes is important- like maybe other people just take and don’t leave anything? But he’s like here’s a coin for you scary tower~

“It was too cute to die” why do I love Corin so

What a cute ass sweet ass cinnamon roll, my god🥺

HE FELT GUILTY FOR KILLING A SHADOW SNDKDNSK I love him sm what a king

Chapter two

Why does everything he say sound so intelligent

ldmoaha not Corin having a convo with a book

It’s been too long since I read a normal romance book why did my brain just decide to ship Corin and a BOOK

Ok but him taking time to ask about his brother has me so soft

What the flip chapter 2 was so short??? ):

Chapter three

“You shouldn’t have done that” how ominous and amazing and I love it

He so casually was like OH LOOK A DEAD BODY OH LOOKIE PEOPLE

Omg is he gonna find his brother in here- OH MY

OMG HE DID AHHHHH

just... kidding. He did infact not find him.

Oh wait someone younger than him though- so is going into the tower a choice? That would make it a little better. Like you decide when you go in or? I NEED MORE INFO PLS

The word resh is growing on me

He risked his gold key on her 🥺

I love this little merry band of criminals- also just hoping the kid doesn’t yanno....die

omg Keras is out here crushing stones with his bare hands 😏 hellooooo

Wait I’m so conflicted??? I want to trust Keras and Vera but I also want to trust the book alsnsish

Vera is a whole mood I really hope she’s not like evil or just a weird thing in the tower or idk whatever I want her to stay

AWWAIT ☹️☹️☹️ They left Keras behind- that can’t be it. He’s gotta come back right? Like book person is gonna save him? Right!!??

Chapter four

VERA SUCH A BADDDDIE

This ‘kid’ they’re carrying is just making out like a bandit, he’s just getting carried through the tower 😂

WOW FUCK YOU VERA??? UH I HOPE SOMETHING KILLS HER-but not rhe kid 😔

Okay this might be a weird jump- but WHAT IF THE BOOK ENTITY ISSSSS HIS BROTHER??????????? Like the book person seems to really care if Corin lives? so it’s either just like a really caring person, OR HIS BROTHER

Pls let me be right

That would be so cool

The book entity helped him to finish the rest completely? Is this allowed? This feels not allowed

Corin: fighting monsters with criminals in a magical tower, very time sensitive needs to escape quickly

Also Corin: lemme just wrote a little diary entry ✨☺️

So obviously he’s going to get to keep his memories

Also like he got out of the tower so easily? What?

“And don’t let anyone hassle you about your attunement.” HOW VERY OMONIOUS OF YOU TO SAY

Honestly- Fuck Magnus Cadence

REPLACEMENT? What?

His childhood bestfriend is his half sister? I love that???? Instead of making them love interests they’re half siblings that’s cool as hell. We love childhood friends to siblings trope

I will reiterate, FUCK MAGNUS CADENCE

I hope we get to see their friendship bc I’m here for this trope

Chapter five

🥺 he sent the boys glove to his parents I’m so soft

Their relationship makes me so happy?? Like I love this. So they better reunite or I’ll riot

BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE BESTTT

I miss Keras 🥺

I am so unsure of Sera. I do love the sudden sibling, and I really really hope they end up having a cool relationship and like she helps him find his(their) brother and hdjsjdjs

If anyone gives Corin a hard time for his attunement I’ll throw hands-

Not them earning points at their schools- All I can think about how is “10 points to gryffindor”

I love the word behooves

Can they go back into the tower already 💀 This down time is killing me. I want book entity, Keras and that boy who was unconscious the entire time back.

-side note, I absolutely love how all three of them(Keras, Corin, and Vera) were all so concerned with this unconscious boy and they literally carried him to complete safety. Who is this boy?? Will he come back? I miss him he better not be be dead. Vera can die but not unconscious boy.

I don’t know if I’m supposed to like Sera... but she’s giving me “I’m better than you because I have a better attunement” vibes and I do not like that at all so if Icneed to I will pretend to doesn’t exist.

Aw the schools has like animal representatives decisions?? CUTE UM. - there’s way too many for my brain to keep up with but I love them anyway

Not them assigning kids to basically play pranks on everyone else and tell them if they don’t find the prankster kids they lose points- what a weird ass school

“You and Patrick were practically brothers” GIRL YOU CANT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE WHO HAS AN ACTUAL BROTHER WHO IS MISSING AND/OR DEAD

-Also I know Tristen isn’t dead because like then what would be the point huh? HUH? So he’s got to be alive

Or I’ll riot.

“A walking rainstorm” idk why but that is so fucking adorable. I love my new comfort raintorm, Corin.

I can’t wait for them(Corin and Sera) to meet up with their friends and they have to explain that they’re now half siblings.

Them reminding him to not lose his little sigil pin makes me feel like he’s going to lose or forget it ummmm

Imagine getting fucking EXPELLED because you forgot your pin on your other uniform.

I feel like that would be me honestly. Are people not just...forgetful in this universe??

Ngl i would hate to be in the tortoise division

Corins attunement is lamer but his division is called the Phoenix? Like that’s so much cooler than tortoise

The fact that sera is trying to convince me the Spider division isn’t real makes me feel like she’s in it???

I know my babey Corin didn’t mean this as snarky as I would have liked him to but I love this line so much.

SARCASTIC BOYS WITH DADDY ISSUES OWN ME AND IM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT

Ngl I was hoping they would have roommates- I love a good school roommate dynamic

For the third time I would like to make my opinion to be known; FUCK MAGNUS CADENCE

Why has no one made a playlist for this book on Spotify? I am throughly disappointed

Not Corin being ghosted by his book-

I wish I had half the motivation Corin has? Like it’s my boys first day of school and as soon as he gets into his room he starts studying. I would have taken a nap

Oop jk as soon as he couldn’t find the rune he was looking for he went to lay in bed.

I’m sorry what in the hell is Wyddsday??? Did I miss them explaining to hat this universe has different names for it’s days of the week?? How am I supposed to know when this is Corin? Or what day it even is currently

World building is so intricate and interesting and I absolutely live for it- but it’s literally so frustrating sometimes learning and remembering everything

Okay Sera being less irritated about her studies being interrupted because it’s Corin is cute

Fuck

I still don’t know if I’m supposed to like Sera

Tashday, Fersday, Kyrsday, Tensday, Vasday, and Wyddsday- either I can’t count or they’re missing a day. And what order do they go in? I need a calendar insert pls and thanks

Wait wait did he just run into an ex? What is this sndlsnsin “long-buried emotions”??

Oooo we get a name. Cecily Lambert

I didn’t possibly think I could relate to Corin anymore than I already do but here I am

The dorm chiefs introduce themselves to everyone? How cute and Curtis didn’t seem at all annoyed by Corin asking so many questions I love when upperclassman in books aren’t rude for no reason. It’s such a tiring trait they often have smh

I need his exams to hurry up because I would very much like to get back to the fast paced tower scenes-

I know absolutely nothing about Jin but I love him immensely

#book commentary #if you’ve read this pls dm me ☺️#sufficiently advanced Magic #arcane ascension #uhhhhh I’ll just edit this post whenever I have thoughts

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neo-shitty · 3 years

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toffee!

hehe glad i could make you laugh, oooh that sounds awesome! yeah id love to be tagged it sounds great :)

YES the differences are so fucking weird. like, they do know they're the same age right? i feel like its just an exagguration of how much the persons role in the group matters, like we see chan being held up as such a mature, old leader while jungkook who is literally the same age, is still babied etc. like enha hyung line is basically the same age (if a bit younger) as chenle and jisung but somehow the rules are different?? as you point out, still legal but still bizarre. hehe yeah, i mean where else are we going to rant? quora lol. mmm, hopefully more people can just write less smut abt people who are barely adults

ah, no prob it didnt take long. yeah i think thats right (i keep forgetting you know my url lol) mmhmm :( i think if that happened irl there would be some major trauma going on. knock wood it never happens to you or me lol (/hj)

hehe same! oooh glad Redemption For Cheese was realised! yess we cant rllycomplain that theyve written/produced too much good music lol. yeah, ive dragged him into being a stay so *dusts hands off* mission accomplished. mmm yeah, they tend to have a certain vibe but tbh it couldve worked if they were any other group but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ahh ur one step ahead of me on the stages of listening to ssick i think, still not convinced but thats okay! hehe, it had to be said. yesss the itch in the back of my brain is very satisfied by sorry i love you, felixs vocals deserve to be appreciated! (side note i feel like hes trying to sing more like his speaking voice, sorta husky, but tbh i wouldnt be mad if he sang like in glow, his sweet honey vocals made my life lol. but i think ive heard him say he doesnt like singing like that cos it makes his normal voice less husky, so what can you do)

> YES SOMEONE SAID IT. seungmin rap KING, he sped thru that rap like it was nothing, he deserves more rap lines. i do like how they gave minho some melodic rap lines this comeback, my guy deserved to show off those skills that made him not be eliminated (flashbacks to stay collectively wanting to murder jyp) and we already know changbin can sing, my man murdered masked singer. hyunjin can obviously sing as can jisung and felix, and i want to hear chan rap more! i feel like he started as part of 3racha (as a rap unit not producing) and then just became a vocalist (which im fine with, but it could be nice to hear him flex his rapping skills) and was partially replaced by hyunjin. anywayyy

back to album talk. lmaooo sad music to twerk to PERFECTLY describes silent cry. yes secret secret is and will always be, a masterpiece. hehe glad i could make you laugh :) i just felt like they have similar vibes. putting off skz stuff bc of not having time to cry IS the kpop stan life summarised. oh my beloved track, red lights. ahh thats okay, we can have different opinions, but by god the lyrics are *chefs kiss*. *banging on table* TWISTED AU TWISTED AU TWISTED AU. yess id love to see ur take on it! sdfghjkl it would have been glorious

no no! not stupid, just able to predict my brainwaves. ooooh thats so cool! makes me want to go there (wherever there is lol) yeah the waves are pretty good here, but none of my familys a surfer, so we dont rlly enjoy the full potential lol. YES moving on to gone away, it is indeed a heartwrenching track, but the vocals and the bloody key change? makes me want to brave being sad just to listen to it. mmm yeah, good point :( i feel like ive just gotten used to overthinking so much so that it doesnt matter what mood im in, ill do it anyway, so might as well just do what i feel like doing anyway.

yeah i think ur right! it is quite comforting knowing that all the tracks will get the love they deserve. i feel like also people assume kpop is just one genre which is utter bs. there are so many different vibes and feels and songs, i couldnt get into kpop (of which i thought only the bright cheerful present day bts stuff existed smh) until i heard gods menu so... idk where i was going with this but yeah. :)

YES FUCK YG, theyre literally on the brink of being kicked out of the big three and they are holding their salvation hostage without letting them do ANYTHING. idek what thought process goes thru their minds but arghhh its so infuriating. yess lisa's cb will be awesome but ot4 is the gold standard here.

hehe, glad u could get to this point. no no! u dont sound like a cult member at all lol yeah, i loooove some of their songs but the whole 23 members thing is getting to me. thats prob a common problem with nctzens but what can i say? im a simple girl with a limit to how many korean boys i can give my money to. atm im just trying to get into ateez and finish memorising enhypen's faces. also kard is kinda sucking me into their fandom atm, as well as eric name lol. ah what can you do? ooh thats good!

hehe i love it too! its exactly like online penpals, that was rlly well put. aww ty! hmm im okay, recovering from a bad case of rsv so thats fun. im doing okay mentally, starting therapy soon (after having to convince my mother that its not just smth i can brush off). physically i wont go into, basically i should be doing stretches to help but they dont completely fix it so my lazy ass doesnt do them, plus i got told recently im going to be stuck with this condition for the rest of my life so thats fun! ah, before you type smth dw abt me ill be fine. the weather atm is cloudy but warm, its been raining on and off today which is good for the garden. uhh i just finished reading sunburnt veils and im in the middle of prom theory which is rlly good. ummm ive got a concert tonight? that i may or may not be able to sing in (bc of the whole rsv thingo) and uhhhh idk. my dog is cute? im drinking tea rn? ive got a school dance coming up?

wbu? hows ur day going, how are you? whats the weather like on ur end? done anything interesting lately? found smth that makes you rlly happy? just any random thing youve been dying to tell someone?

no no! dont apologise, i love these exchanges. i think im happy to continue them for a long time :) on the other hand, if you get tired of them, feel free to just not answer at any time. goodness gracious this was a long ask haha hope it isnt too annoying

<3 w.a. 🐺

sorry it took me a bit to reply, i was fixing my theme ;n;

yeah, i figured it was because of the roles too. my friends and i still get taken aback when 3rd gen idols are the same age as 4th gen ones. in my head it doesn't add up sometimes. PLS THE RANT AT QUORA SKJDK tbh tho it's just going to be normalized as the years pass? esp that the boys are growing older and the amount of explicit fics will just increase. i might have to start blocking tags.

i had to look up the previous ask to remember what we were talking about xd i hope the events in champagne problems never happens to anyone. realistically, it probably happens a lot. damn i really won't wish that pain on anyone. dragging your brother into being a stay i whEEZED JFKSA additional noeasy music enthusiast o.o and ALL I CAN SAY WITH YOU GUSHING ABT FELIX IS AHA WHIPPEEEED OML can't blame you tho, i also want to hear felix sing more in other shades (if that makes sense HAHA) i really hope they'll do the role exchange in the next comeback :( or like in the near future bc i know they can do it :( the day i hear seungmin rapping it i will respectfully pass away. minho was given more lines this comeback thank fUCK i could rmb my irl being vocal abt her frustration. i don't get why minho barely has center time/lines in title tracks??? like the line distribution in the past eras just made me ???? if seventeen can balance lines with 13 members why cant a group of 8 do the same? moving on. i haven't watched the stray kids show simply bc i don't want to cry HAJS but i've seen clips. imagine if skz debuted without minho and felix?!?!? i rmb another irl catching bias feels towards changbin bc of the masked singer only to find out that the man's a rapper. i love how skz's vocals were highlighted this comeback :c there were a lot of mellow tracks! i find it cute when chan sings/raps bc it gets kinda obvious that he's a foreigner? the accent (im not even sure if it's the accent) it just shows. "putting off skz stuff bc of not having time to cry IS the kpop stan life summarised." CORRECT.

abt the twisted au o.O i'll inquire my irl if she wants to write it or not. if she doesn't want to, i'll do it. i miss writing twisted aus <3___<3 and i also miss going to the beach with my friends :' ) but it's starting to get cold here and i don't think i'll be able to enjoy the beach as much as i would if i went beaching in the summer. so maybe next summer? gone away really has an sm-ballad vibe. the thing about skz being a self-producing group, their songs don't sound like typical jype songs? and i just appreciate that bc in all honesty im not a fan of jyp groups at all. PLS the overthinking. i wish i could mute overthinking.

anyone who assumes kpop is just one genre obv hasn't listened to a single track. if kpop was just one genre why do i like some tracks more than the others??? oh you've only recently become a kpop stan? tbh im not a fan of the bright songs of bts either. i liked their older ones *chefs kiss* really matched high school vibes. yg has good artists and they're just wasting the talent ~.~ that strategy they have will get tiring eventually. people will stop waiting on blackpink and move on to newer more active groups ://

HAHAHAH yeah the 23 members is pretty overwhelming! it was the reason i didn't bother stanning before quarantine started. i don't regret stanning tho, met my ult bias in that group <3___<3 i don't really purchase albums unless i like the tracks xd ohhh getting into ateez just in time for the comeback! let me know what you think about them! i was fond of them at some point but grew out of it. good luck with memorizing enhypen! it took me a while to distinguish to people there XD i haven't checked out kard yet but chan plays their songs during lives and they're sexc hype music me likey *u*

i had to look up rsv im sorry. i'm glad you're recovering! please rest more and don't stress yourself out. bro i wish i could go to therapy too bc i have weird issues i can't justify and i need a professional to tell me what's the reason behind it. stuck with what condition btw? what happened? i'm sorry in case i just forgot. yesterday was a bit rainy for me too :(( it's not the type of rainy that makes me anxious so B) oh concert! good luck and i hope you'll be able to sing but i also don't think it's best for you rn :c what's your dog's breed? and yes i just finished drinking tea too. AAAAA i miss school dances :(( the last one i was supposed to have was cancelled bc of covid.

i was less productive today and i'm teetering between being mentally stable and becoming a hermit again. i'm anxious with a lot of things atm so like : D not the best state. today it was a bit sunny but not hot hot which was nice. i changed my theme today bc i couldn't wait for sept. 1st. and no i haven't found anything that makes me happy HAHAHA shit like that's hard to identify. don't have anything to say too, i'm just thinking about why i'm procrastinating too much atm T_T and i'm listening to this rap song atm and one of the rappers sounded like han.

it isn't annoying! i enjoy the long exchanges but i do admit it takes me awhile to type down a reply. so if i get more busy, it'll prolly take a bit longer for me to reply.

#toff.asks #wild anon 🐺

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chipchopclipclop · 4 years

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Any ships for the Witcher?

I GOT ALOT

this WAS under a readmore BC TUMBLR LIKES TO BREAK WHEN YOU EDIT ASKS I GUESS bc it started to get embarrassingly long but im pretty much a multi shipper in any fandom or thing im into but also especially with geralt if hes involved bc i like to hc him as being in love with like…80 percent of the people he knows and is a hashtag #openrelationship king bc the way this game treats him being weirdly exclusive annoys the fuck out of me we, live in our city now.

geralt is involved

Geralt/Dandelion - ouch my dick ouch my balls the original brain dick pounding. I pretty much like any iteration of them with each other but no show geralt bc game geralt is superior in every way 2 me (PERSONAL PREF PLS NO FLAME (him with no beard is fucked up also)) i usually dont like the pair though if people depict dandy as some… naive pure waif or some such…. this man is a hoe and stupid through and through dont overlook this. its important.

I am also actually am a sucker for geralt singing his praises quietly fr no goddamn reason aside from hes infatuated with him and getting weirdly defensive about him and everyone else around him is just like. Christ. this is influenced by me never being able to pick the bully options when i was playing w3 ( i am whipped)

Geralt/Eskel/Lambert - soon as i knew they were more wolf witchers my brain entered a state of superflux. which means i followed them around making mooney eyes constantly, Im more fond of Geralt/Eskel leg of this ot3 bc they have such. old married couple energy and i am in love with Eskel but i love and respect our king lambert as well and he deserves a good ramming, DONT WE ALL? I REST MY CASE.

i also like to think like geralt, the two are pretty open relationship wise by nature tho i could say this about any of these characters bc i like poly hawhaw but something about witchers being seen as unemotional and unfeeling but these guys just having alot of love to give to each other and with others…poetry 😔

Geralt/Yennefer - i have complicated feelings on this pairing bc the show confounded me in how it happened and then it felt so faking weird in w3 bc of all the weird jealousy love triangle stuff i was forced to sit through as well as yen p much just calling me a dumbass donkey every hour before being like alright. time to fuck randomly. and it was executed bad. i didn’t like it and it was bad.

BUT. the potential here is still good and i like a cagey yennefer who finds it hard to trust opening up more slowly to geralt bc hes just like. straightforward…. i think their convo on the boat was kind of cute too… i think i just am really not into the THEY’RE TIED BY DESTINY TO EACH OTHER. LIKE. LITERALLY. aspect of their relationship especially when they seem to clash to hard against it. when she broke the wish with the djinn though and they were acting sweet with each other it made me kinda 🥺 uhu…. my goth wife….

i also dont mind these two deciding they work better together platonically as well though and being like, chummy exes lolol the ribbing that would entail…

Geralt/Yennefer/Dandelion - i think aqua gave me the idea for this but i am tickled by the thought of Dandelion landing himself TWO powerful beau’s who will step in to defend him from the stupid shite he gets himself into 24/7. Yennefer walking in front of him while he gets cussed out by someone just saying “Is there a problem?” smiling menacingly… does that not fuck…. i say it does !

i think her and dandelion’s relationship is just…..very funny and not dramatic so its very fun to think about even romantically. and also geralt is there and plays the beleaguered straight man.

Geralt/Regis - i am putting this here even if i have not finished blood and wine yet bc oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddd [smacks head with rock] also my first interaction with w3 was watching a friend play one of his quests with another friend and and all three of us go mad bc we were like IS THIS MEANT TO BE DRIPPING WITH SEXUAL TENSION AND INNUENDO. WHAT IS GOING ON. ARE WE LOSING IT. HELLO. we all deserve a big word speaking vampire boyfriend

Keira/Geralt - they are cute…. i dont need to defend myself….her being so pompous around him is so funny 2 me

Geralt/Zoltan - i like zoltan okay, actually these two have similar retired dad energy but zoltan is the one who makes them go out for date night still

Geralt/Zoltan/Dandelion - i am thinking about it i am thinking about it

edit: Yennefer/Eskel/Geralt/Lambert - poki put this idea in my head just now GEE YENNEFER HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU SMASH THREE WITCHERS?

not geralt centric

Triss/Yennefer - oh my god they were schoolmates.png and yenn calling triss her best friend made me go hmmmghhh 🥺 also im sick of this series being like oh no my best friend slept with my boyfriend, DRAMA! they are also dating okay shut up #lovewins, i need to intake more witcher content to further solidify these two as a pair in my head but its on the agenda. i am looking. i am watching. WAITING.

Eskel/Dandelion - take my faves and smack them together like barbie dolls also dandelion having a type thats just - witcher is comedy gold on top of that? eskel being flattered a pretty dude like this is into him…cute

Ciri/That One Readhead Girl Whose Name I Forgot - you know in the quest where ciri asks you to come around with her in novigrad and help thank the people who helped her and one was the cute barmaid with freckles, they were so cute what the fuck it lasted all of 5 minutes and i cant stop thinking about it, ciri’s government assigned girlfriend (i am the government)

Regis/Dandelion - when i was walking around his sick basement in w3 he had a book that dandelion has written about him in there… and all it said was nice things… and regis kept it in clear view? much to consider… thinking on this….

Priscilla/Dandelion - these two…surprisingly wholesome… also god i love bards. i dont think about the end of the quest where she gets owned for no reason they’re just faking chilling in novigrad making bank. ALSO i still cant believe these two dont come with you when you’re forming the avengers crew to defend kaer morhen how r they gonna write about it if they arent there !!!!!!! let them sit in the rafters and throw bombs conspiratorially !!!!! smh !!!!!

Priscilla/Yennefer - think pris having a hero crush on yennefer is very cute… she meets her for the first time and her thoughts r just oh god shes even prettier than the song said she was [brain explodes into mush] also her singing about her when geralt rocks up dare i say gay activity ?

Keira/Lambert - find it very funny w3 was like ‘and then keira decided to pick up lambert to roam around with her like he’s some weird fucking stray cat whos hair she likes to fuss over’ also lambert being forced to behave around her scholarly friends lmfao

Dandelion/Everyone okay - this man be fucking

#IM PROBABLY MISSING SOME STILL BUT IDR THEM RN SO WAHOO !!!!!!!!!!!#i like alot of things pretty much welcome to my twistedmind multishipping hours activated #anonymous #chitter chatter

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tfw-no-tennis · 3 years

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mtmte liveblog issue 14

oh boy Here We Go, its time to die

ngl I've been putting this off bc I'm not ready to be destroyed hhhhhh

oh god. overlords giant fuckgin face on the cover. I regret everything

ohhh some good ole functionist flashbacks

is this momus the same guy as senator momus from the shadowplay stuff? lemme say...class traitor

and then some garrus 9 flashbacks, ft chromedome’s snarky interjections. my man you are Not gonna be on the ups much longer oh lord

this is reminding me that I really do need to read the wreckers stuff

chromedome, stop posing jauntily, I'm trying to prepare myself for emotional devastation and you aren't helping

cd bringin that emo theater kid energy

and here's megatron! well, flashback megatron, but still

megatrons head looks so fuckin weird there

love the thematic (and extremely plot relevant) use of ‘til all are one’ here

WHY is megatrons bucket helmet removable. I hate it

also overlord is so big gay for megatron its unbelievable

the name ‘heretech’ is A Lot lmao. right up there w/rigor morphis in the puns category

cd hhhhh this is why you don't talk to your captives in this sort of situation...even to make snappy comebacks, but especially not to TELL HIM YOUR PLAN....now overlords all worked up over megs being alive and yall are screwed

ah, some good old weird birth/re-birth vibes going on here, classic jro

like he literally tells megatron ‘congratulations...its a superwarrior’ god hvbdkhjfbjsf what is it w/jro and pregnancy/birth/reproduction themes

but also like I Kinda Get It bc that IS a pretty intriguing thing to explore w/an alien species like the transformers, who are living machines...ok ill strap on my biologist boots later and get into that when its more relevant lmao

cd is breathtakingly un-genre savvy here. my man you should have never gotten involved in this oof

overlords weird ab guns are weird

uh no! now overlord is in the drivers seat, and smiling unsettlingly with his creepy lips

its brainstorm!!! I love him

SOUNDWAVE I love soundwave sm he’s just the coolest and best

is that trepan that overlord grabbed? I'm assuming it must be but I have a terrible memory for these things so I don't really remember what he looks like lmao

IS THAT PHARMA

also damn cd rlly b out here committing war crimes/crimes against humanity (crimes against cybertronians? that phrase doesn't really carry over well). the fact that the secret government lobotomy & brainwashing labs populated the ‘good guys’ side is....hhhhhhwow

cant believe cd’s real name is tumblr

also I love the misdirection from cd not disclosing his ‘real’ name, which leads the reader to think that he’s secretly a different established/important character...but nope!

ahhhh and the reversal of cd and overlords positions in-panel so we can tell that Things Have Gone Terribly Wrong even before we zoom out to see cd in the chair instead of overlord...nice

love how prowl & co made up the whole ‘whiteout vacuum’ thing to lie to the people about overlord...yall really do be breaking moral laws left and right huh

the continuing hilarity of prowl referring to rewind as chromedomes ‘friend’ despite knowing full well they're married...and now that it’s been revealed in-story that they’re married, its just str8 up funny instead of funny AND meta

is tarn a phase sixer???? genuinely I don't remember lmao

I feel like I could write an essay abt how interesting it is that prowl is so insistent on figuring out the whole phase sixer puzzle and making autobot phase sixers, despite the war being over (and with the autobots having won it, too). like, that's yet another fascinating psychological reaction to the never-ending civil war ending

and the way that prowl is able to rope multiple people into this scheme, which shows that he’s not the only one who thinks that way

aw, bumblebee still has a few morals, unlike most of the rest of anyone. too bad it certainty didn't help anyone in the case of repairing overlord

like, cd is RIGHT, they don't need their own phase sixers - and especially cause like...they won against the cons without any phase sixers already, so whos to say they cant win again the same way? smh prowl

god I love the exchange here....prowl subtly threatening chromedome, while also calling cd his friend and probably meaning it genuinely, and chromedome looming menacingly over prowl then pinning him down and messing with his head...ooooof.

also that panel of cd shadowplaying prowl and prowls face is just super blank...sinister as hell, i love it

also also, I'm actually really glad that that plot thread of ‘cd was complicit in what happened to dominus and rewind doesn't know’ didn't end up happening

I also find it a little funny that this very intriguing scene didn't end up going anywhere in mtmte, but from what I've heard the whole ‘cd rearranged prowl’s brains’ thing had big consequences for prowl in exrid or w/e, which is interesting

brainstorm wearing a version of perceptors targeting reticle eye thing...hello....

also I like the fact that they subtly establish when this is taking place by showing brainstorm working on the humansonas, which means this was before the last issue

drift brainstorm chromedome shaking hands meme: making stupid decisions bc they listening to prowl for some reason

drift, this is Not the way you should be going about showing your dedication to the autobot cause

brainstorm is on a totally different wavelength than cd and drift hvbfdskhfdskjf brainstorm is just here to have a good time and maybe cause some chaos

the tablet saying ‘project: end in tears’ TOO REAL the tears are from ME. AUGH

hhhhhhhhhh the fact that cd did all of this bc he wanted to protect rewind from the war maybe restarting....ouch :( love makes you do stupid things sometimes

I cant get over how h*rny overlord looks...like I cant even describe it, its not necessarily that overlord himself is h*rny, or even that he’s drawn h*rny in the sense that he’s sexy or provocative...he just has those Vibes. this makes no sense except in my head ok

overlord escaped....no way! who could've seen that coming! probably anyone with a brain who isn't blinded by trauma and/or a misplaced sense of duty/love....Ls

AND HERE’S OVERLORD, READY TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP. GODDD

never over the panel of overlord grinning maniacally and cracking his knuckles with the text ‘next: massacre!’ cheerily overlaid

GODDD this issue god....I mean we haven't gotten to the soul-destroying parts yet but this stuff is so intriguing...the nuance is THERE! and this is basically what we’ve been building up to for all of mtmte so far, and Oh Boy is it gonna be a big one, you can just tell....

#so im not dead yet but i will be soon. once You Know What hits #lj rereads mtmte

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feraldavestrider · 6 years

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i never check my mentions apparently @alpacalmond and @uiyutrentasei tagged me in a GTKM thing so im gonna do it oh uhhhh 2 weeks later LOL because i cant sleep and i hate myself

i tag @hal-strider if they didnt do it? and @noctiilucent, @kiyumiarashi, @whimsicmimic and @ataliaf uwu and anyone else who wants to do it!!

how tall are you: this is a cryptid question. i get a different result every time i try to measure myself and ive never asked anyone else to do it for me. some people tell me im very short, others have told me im average height for someone who is afab. im gonna hazard a guess at 5′5 tho.

what colour are your eyes: very dark brown

do you wear contacts and/or glasses: glasses. i literally CANNOT see without them. i mean like 2 inches from my glasses-less face is so blurry its unbelievable. i get super triggered by eye stuff tho so contacts are a no go ALSO i look weird w/o glasses anyway.

do you wear braces: no my teeth r p good actually. one is a bit wonky but thats life

what is your fashion style: i mean 90% panties and a sweaty 4 day tshirt because i just spend all day in my room like a goblin. BUT when i actually go out im ur basic ass post-emo trans dude with skinny jeans, converse and a too-big graphic tee. sometimes i spice it up with a plaid shirt because im fuckin GAY.

when were you born: october 12th 1999, babey

how old are you: 18 motherfucker flashes my titties and gulps a bottle of vodka im an ADULT

do you have any siblings: yes. a younger brother and hes a cunt

what school/college do you go to: im at sixth form rn (last yr of highschool technically if ur american but im not and hs finishes at 16 yrs old here deal with it). im going uni next yr tho and this years almost over for me academically since we go on study leave soon for our final exams. uwu overshares

what kind of student are you: the asshole who never studies for tests and does homework at 5am the morning before and still manages to pull straight As to everyones anger. im also the adhd class clown who makes random noises and cant concentrate half the time. ik i hate myself too im so annoying irl even more so than online.

what are your favorite subjects: in terms of actual content of the subject, english lit fs. in terms of classmates/teachers/general atmosphere DEFFO drama we spend half of our time eating cake, singing random shit and just losing our minds while filming it on snapchat which shouldnt at all be allowed.

what are your favorite movies: god idek. um. fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i cant think of a single movie. ok ok ok i got it: white chicks, premium rush, scott pilgrim vs the world, the cornetto triology too i just love edgar hes such a great director. i like a lot of the marvel movies esp the spiderman hc and thor ragnorok and both gotg were p good. i love a lot of movies my brains just a void that sucks memories up into its fat gob and steals them from me forever.

what are your pastimes: sleeping, crying, used to be rping but i gave up on that, playing overwatch way too much and getting tilted because im shit, reading fanfictions did i say sleeping

do you have many regrets: dude. my guy. come in close. let me whisper in ur ear. are you close? no, closer. ok.

YES

what is your dream job: whoo boy. im do indecisive and i think a LOT of jobs seem super cool that id never do i.e. be an actor or be in a band. my dream job since i was like 8 was to be a writer which is unlikely since i cant even finish a pwp oneshot. but thatd be cool. id also like to write plays and direct them but thats also wild and v dream > reality.

would you like to get married: honestly. marriage as an institution? angers me. i dont like a lot of things about it. BUT. part of the reason i hate it is honestly if ur in a long long term relationship with someone ur better off married than not in terms of the benefits so. id happily get married if the other person wanted and/or we felt like it was the right thing to do, i just dont really care about being married or having a wedding tbh.

do you want kids? how many if so: no. hard pass. i might adopt if im long-term with someone who SUPER wants kids but that likely wont happen because i dont want to get into a long-term relationship with someone so desperate for kids since i dont have that same enthusiasm. sorry. ill be ur uncle gabe but im not having my own children im just not well equipped to literally have a full time job of making sure little idiots (meant affectionately) who dont know fuck from shit dont just straight up die. i can barely do that for myself.

how many countries have you visited: shit dude actually ive only visited like... uh... 4??? a lot of my holidays tend to be to the same countries (portugal/america) so i dont have that much experience like i feel like i do.

what was your scariest dream: hmmmm. when i was a kid i had these recurring dreams where i worked at this like. “zoo” where these MASSIVE, i mean ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE string rays that were also pancakes were like. hooked up to make electricity? anyway i hated the job because we all abused the rays super bad to make them generate the power and it sucked and it was all dystopian. there was stuff where like we had to kill the baby rays and stuff. anyway one day it went all planet of the apes and they broke out somehow and could fly and they killed loads of people and i had to go into hiding because they were super clever and could id who had worked at the zoo plant and wanted revenge. its super weird ik but this is pretty tame for my dreams they go HARD and BIZARRE and this one always made me wake up feeling super sick and scared idk. ur welcome.

do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other: no im lonely but its ok because i need to work on me

put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping the first 15 songs: ok so i dont really have a “playlist” per se so im just gonna use my top 100 2017 songs on spotify which ignores a lot of my non-spotify non-2017 bangers but whatever.

1) ‘My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark’ by FOB

2) ‘Tuxford Fall’ - Vasudeva

3) ‘Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued’ - FOB

4) ‘Fried Noodles: Getter Remix’ - Pink Guy, Getter (listen ive never watched any filthy frank he weirds me out but this is a banger)

5) ‘Brick By Boring Brick’ - Paramore

6) ‘Thnks Fr Th Mmrs’ - FOB (i really dont listen to this much fob this is crazy)

7) ‘Death Note L’s Theme Goes Metal’ - Charlie Parra del Riego (theres no defence for this)

8) ‘Turnstile’ - Vasudeva

9) ‘Idle Worship’ - Paramore

10) ‘Monster’ - Paramore

11) ‘Miss Missing You’ - FOB

12) ‘The City’ - Madeon

13) ‘Far Too Young To Die’ - P!ATD

14) ‘Don’t Stop’ - Nothing More (really this is the band i listen to much smh these results are so skewed)

15) ‘Smile Like You Mean It’ - The Killers

#the void it speaks #lad tag #about me #i guess?#fhjdskshdsjg #this is stupid i h8 myself but also i love oversharing bye

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blairwaldcrf · 6 years

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tagged by @china-anne-mcclain who is a sweetie go follow them

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

last

1. Drink - Breathe Easy tea

2. Phone call - best friend

3. text message - "Sorry I forgot to remind you lol I got stuck in a really good book"

4. song you listened to - lol “Ocean Avenue” by Yellowcard

5. time you cried - sometime this month idk

ever

6. dated someone twice? - in high school

7. kissed someone and regretted it - yes

8. been cheated on - yes a few times

9. lost someone special - unfortunately

10. been depressed - yay for mental illness

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - once and I’m so mad about it because before that I could quote Ted Mosby

fave colors

12. Indigo

13. Yellow

14. Burgundy

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yep

16. fallen out of love - I wish

17. laughed until you cried - yep, thank you Welcome to Nightvale

18. found out someone was talking about you - nope

19. met someone who changed you - yeah

20. found out who your friends are - i mean I’m not in high school anymore so I don’t have this sort of drama lol

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - well… I mean the people I did are blocked now…

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all of them??? Oops I guess except one

23. do you have any pets - a dog!

24. do you want to change your name - every now and then

25. what did you do for your last birthday - went to the bar and crashed someone else’s birthday party lmao

26. what time did you wake up today - 10:30ish

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - reading a book (Ruin and Rising by Leigh Bardugo)

28. what is something you cant wait for - being able to manage my mental health for once

30. what are you listening to right now - my roommate has football on smh

31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - yeah…?

32. something thats getting on your nerves - football

33. most visited website - tumblr lol… Well that or Google Drive where I write stuff

34. hair color - dark brown

35. long or short hair - medium

36. do you have a crush on someone - define crush

37. what do you like about yourself - lolol

38. want any piercings? - nah I’m good

39. blood type - В+ (ah, irony)

40. nicknames - anica, cherry

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - Libra is my sun sign

43. pronouns - they’re a construct when it comes to me tbh

44. fave tv shows - marvel’s runaways, b99, the good place, the magicians… depending on my mood also shadowhunters

45. tattoos - lol I have a small cactus on my ankle (long story)

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - a few times

48. piercings - just one for my ears

49. sport - soccer, volleyball, or basketball

50. vacation - San Francisco when I can, or the Sequoia forest

51. trainers - whut

more general

52. eating - is also a construct

53. drinking - usually coffee

54. im about to watch - Grace and Frankie season 4

55. waiting for - me to get to my life together

56. want - money

57. get married - who knows

58. career - writer or counselor

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - kisses

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - depends on gender

62. older or younger - pretty much always older if I can help it

63. nice arms or stomach - idk like either on another person makes me dysmorphic so…

64. hookup or relationship - relationship lately, i hate my brain

65. troublemaker or hesitant - depends on the situation�� In career, hesitant. In life, definitely troublemaker

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - yep

67. drank hard liquor - I hate beer and wine… So yeah usually exclusively

68. lost glasses - lost, no, broken yes

69. turned someone down - men suck

70. sex on first date - have I? yes

71. broken someones heart - *eternal sigh*

72. had your heart broken - only like frequently

73. been arrested - try and catch me boi

74. cried when someone died - um, yes??

75. fallen for a friend - only frequently

do you believe in

76. yourself - hahahahaha

77. miracles - sometimes

78. love at first sight - gross

79. santa clause - no?

80. kiss on a first date - sure

81. angels - surprisingly yes

Other

82. best friend’s name - i don’t pick favorites

83. eye colour - um one is green and one is blue but they both change with my mood

84. fave movie - aghhh… Recently, Wonder Woman

85. fave actor - Rob Williams

tag: fuck the police

#tag game #personal #non fandom #long post

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leonbastralle · 6 years

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Replies!

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

Careful char might Explode at any moment man

thats what you think but this is only the second trimester

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Want to feel them? Conifer: Sure! Wow, I think one of them...”

TRIPLETS REVEALED

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “Conifer: How’s my favorite lady doing…or…my favorite ladies?...”

#GOALS

;_; ikr FINALLY

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset “Conifer: How’s my favorite lady doing…or…my favorite ladies?...”

yes tis is connie master of caring! watch as i stuff myself into the stomach to fully care for the life growing inside.

i saw the notification pop up that you had commented and i was like AW YEEEE and i go to check and...it’s this i should not be surprised

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFULLY PREGNANT”

ShE IS BEAUTIFUL ALWAYS

THAT TOO

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “And of course, the two ultimate dads aren’t far.”

sAVE GULF 2k17-18

also something we should b investing in because hes the best dad and he needs to live for a long long time

monets-pixels replied to your photoset

Pffffft

i was...inspired xD

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “also, these two because…well. these two are goals i love them so much”

mar being there for chars pregnancy is such a mood i cry so much i lov their friendship so much

asjhmbaksfjbaksfjbaksfjabkfjasd s A M E i cant believe this happened and is happening i think abt them a lot now

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “also, these two because…well. these two are goals i love them so much”

tHATS 9 FISTS TOTAL I DIE

I MEAN I PURPOSEFULLY KEPT THE ONES WHERE I SAW HIM DAST ZADANING but i think there were at least 2 more that didnt make the cut

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Now that the girls have finally officially met Mar, I felt the need to...”

mar, char, and a bar is a dangerous combo im just saying ;)

i cry im so sad mar isnt his real name because mar, char and a bar would b som perf rhyming for the sagaverse friendship

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Now that the girls have finally officially met Mar, I felt the need to...”

also i cant believe this boy is such a mess of a president and a stalker

me neither my dude the sims four seems like a gr8 place to be a mess and still successful i want to live there

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Now that the girls have finally officially met Mar, I felt the need to...”

tHATS 5 FISTS IN ONE POST IM DEAD

SO IS CHAR

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “also, these two because…well. these two are goals i love them so much”

aaaah that bump!

i knoooooooooow ;_;

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “C: Dadgraab, hi!! The pr…I mean, Martinique, said you were looking for...”

Your tags I'm 😂😂😂

yeah i.............i don’t really know what i was doing but i’ve had this visual for like a month and it seemed wrong to not mention it

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “C: Dadgraab, hi!! The pr…I mean, Martinique, said you were looking for...”

someone save dadgraab from these sinners but also i AM CRYING AT HIS LOVING FAMILY COMMENT I WANT TO PROTECC THE DADGRAAB

i kNOW I KNOW

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

Someones missing her partner in chess 👀

such a Shame that he isnt there....................isnt it.......a professional fango chess match would sure hav added som FIRE to this boring party

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Do we have a fucking date with the first couple?????? ...”

Speaking of whom where is he 👀👀👀

.........in his husband probably

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Awesome. I’ll see you around!”

Ban that face yes

im trying

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Anyway, I need to keep making rounds. You should go find...”

Also mar: starts conversations to talk abt his wife

put the boy in every dictionary entry on husband because hes the perfect example

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Anyway, I need to keep making rounds. You should go find...”

Mar: i see u willsmithing connie and i give u willsmithing my wife

YESSSSSS can this be another thing that they do pls?? just boast abt their wives to each other thank you

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Oh, I object! Conifer, I hear you write? Conifer: Novels,...”

Yaaaaas compliment that sweet poetry

ofc she would xD

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Greetings! You must be Shine Miracles daughter. I’ve heard...”

charlotte: im just a regular everyday normal girl (sHE WAITS IN LINE MOTHERFUCKER)

is that a ref? ;_; or is my brain just fried i mean it is either way theres that

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Conifer: Maybe magic? Oh Creators, he’s coming over. Help how do I...”

this is becoming Too Relatable

jhwbdkjbankjsnakj,asdx i cry

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Creators, help me. That’s even worse. Wait- don’t look! OMB...”

wAIT IS THAT A LILY I SEE.........

IDK MAN YOU have 20/20 EYESIGHT SO

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Creators, help me. That’s even worse. Wait- don’t look! OMB...”

im with char on the aur thing connie smh

everyones too hot full stop

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Creators, help me. That’s even worse. Wait- don’t look! OMB...”

i cant believe president lazurite isnt shirtless im sure interested parties (aka me and @amixofpixels) would b v happy to look at those guns

and you will, you will soon as in once ive drafted that one scene ive been meaning to draft for a week and finally move on in game

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Damn…this is too fancy, I feel the urge to hide in the...”

charlotte is me at any social gathering ever

me too apart from the make up but ill probably do it with my fringe because thats literally the only thing that could be ruined with my basic ass style

limericksims replied to your photoset “�� ”

adorbs ;__; <3

thank you ;_; i love these two so much!

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “�� ”

aaaaaaaaaaa thIS IS SO CUTE MERRY CHRISTMAS TO U AND THESE CUTIES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU IM GLAD I TRIED AGAIN

amixofpixels replied to your post “Yet Another Giant Reply Clusterfuck”

Mentally*

amixofpixels replied to your post “Yet Another Giant Reply Clusterfuck”

Mental I've been struggling again, but for you I'll be happy as much as I can be.

aksjfbaskfjanksfajs brah nah that’s not how it works ;_; if anything you should be happy for your own sake! i’ll be here worrying myself to death either way ;)

amixofpixels replied to your post “Yet Another Giant Reply Clusterfuck”

I like hugs from people I am comfortable with, but others not so good.

well that’s okay i guess, i’ve just been finding out abt ppl not liking hugs quite a bit lately and i’m so confused and scared now like WHO CAN I EVEN HUG WITHOUT FEELING BAD AM I MAKING THEM UNCOMFORTABLE JUST TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY IT’S SO DIFFICULT

#pixeldemographics #monets-pixels #chaoticpxl #limericksims #amixofpixels #replies #non-sims #saviorhide

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rhuemis · 6 years

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13. Introduce your current party.

hoo boy so we got:

-Scales

-Rhys

-Jeckyl

-Isiah

imma put the lengthy descriptions under a read more aha

Scales ((I dont think Scales even has a surname lmfao)):

-Warlock but insists that hes the party medic

-A white dragonborn that was born without scales due to a birth defect who has more than a few screws lose, calls himself a ‘doctor’ and we cant quite tell whether thats the truth or not

-Grew up in a brothel and now travels with the party to gain ‘medical knowledge’ whatever that means

-Has dissected the corpse of a literal god, harvests organs from whatever we kill and puts them all into bottles and then offers to transplant them into you if you get even remotely injured

-Is already mildly possessed but then ate some of the tentacles from a weird squid god for fun and then got DOUBLE possessed and tentacles shot out of his mouth and we had to drag him to a temple

-Something burst out of his chest one morning and now its his familiar. We were all stood at the door to his room like ‘This is Scales, this could just be part of his morning routine for all we know.’

- Speaks with a heavy German accent which makes anything Scales does like 4000 times better

-Isiah has literally promised his corpse to Scales

- Despite his quirks is protective of his party and deserves a pat on the snoot every so often

Rhys Lignius

- Half-elf sorcerer that currently has more levels in warlock than sorcerer

- hes the mom friend of the group and is a pretty serious guy, hes the one who gets shit done but not before he monologues so hard that the rest of us party members say ‘oh fuck no im not listening to Rhys’ spiel again’

-Came from a very important family and is very proud of his Latian heritage, doesnt let you forget that hes a big fuckin deal lmao hes on a mission to do something in relation to his father but hes not quite spilled on exactly what yet, hes just trying to get to some ancient ruins

- Is so much of an actual loser that whenever he casts Prestidigitation he clicks his fingers and the whole party has started doing it back at him jokingly

-Despite being a square we all love him and hes probably the most reliable in the group. Lawful Good™.

-Flavours my bacon.

-Is the metaphorical designated driver of the party, cleans up after us shit monkeys.

-Is physically around 22 years old but might as well be 55 years old.

Jeckyl Corvus:

- Newest party member, a half-elf rogue that keeps getting cockblocked from actually stealing anything

-Wrote a really intense anonymous love letter to my character and slid it under his room door at a tavern a few years before the campaign started after watching him perform and recognises Isiah but Isiah doesnt realise it was him who wrote the letter yet

-Spent some time in gay baby jail for being part of a group of thieves that got bamboozled by a rich and powerful family and was abandoned by the people he thought of as family.

-Wanted to be a tailor in the years before his taste for adventuring kicked him in the nards. He ended leaving his family to go and explore but this decision ultimately ended up with his family being stripped of everything they had so now hes plagued by The Guilt™. Wants to eventually save/steal enough money to get his family back on it’s feet again.

-Rugged and handsome but the most important thing you need to know about Jeckyl is that he keeps a pet mouse in his pocket named Rupert and that one day Jeckyl wants to fucking transmute him into an owl or some shit because he just cannot be satisfied huh. ‘Oh Rupert was my only friend whilst I was living on the streets blah blah blah’ yeah sure tell that to his face whilst you go fuckin Fullmetal Alchemist on his ass. Love Rupert for the contents of his character, not his form smh.

-Acts suave and cool but loses all of that composure when it comes to Isiah. Would probably commit sepukku if Isiah died.

-Has a lot of knives, which Scales finds ‘respectable’.

-First combat fuckin crits the fish plant man that had Isiah grappled 15ft underwater out of sheer gay panic. RIP Shape of Water fish man, you’ll be sorely missed.

Isiah Vakalyn:

-My character so you know hes....really something. Half-elf bard.

-Comes from a weirdly strict family who were actually fucking cultists and were ((and probably still are)) planning on sacrificing him to a demon or some shit but Isiah didnt even notice this shit and still has no idea. He thought everybody was taught Infernal and that families were just like that. His family told him to become a bard and he obeyed. They told him study and he obeyed. They limited his interaction to the outside world and he only really started thinking for himself after he made his first proper friend who then also later fucked him over real bad.

-Ran away from home after being cucked by his “only friend” into maybe murdering her dad we dunno if he died or not but I sure did stab him a lot. She lied and told him she was being abused by her dad and Isiah saw red and agreed to her murder plot only to be abandoned midway through. He also pickpocketed for her for like a year beforehand bc she said she was poor. She was very not poor. Bring on the subsequent trust issues.

-Is a bard but hates getting attention so he wears a black rabbit mask when he performs in front anything that isnt a small crowd. He found that mask in his house so you know thats gonna be some spooky cult shit.

- Is only 5′4 and is very conscious of it. Luckily the party is very understanding and calls him ‘the halfling’ or ‘the midget’ lovingly to watch him implode.

-Once accidentally stole a dwarven baby. Named it Isiah jr.

-Has a pet eel named Illius who is the most fuckin talented eel you’ll ever find. He glows! He talks! He beats your ass at card games! Translates languages! We found him behind a door that was sealed by magic and was only opened after Isiah played the music notes on the map we found. Those notes were an exert of a song by the most famous of all bards, Rickus Astelyus. Lo and behold behind the door was a huge tanks with a heckin good boy inside and Isiah adopted him IMMEDIATELY. Loves bacon bits and scritches.

-Received an anonymous love letter a few years back that gives him major anxiety and literally avoids the city he got it from. RIP Jeckyl youre gonna have to talk to him about that, Isiah is oblivious and has no idea lmao.

- Loves to eat bacon and recently bought out the bacon from the local tavern. Feeds some to Illius because its what he deserves. He’s also currently carrying a fuckton of bread, cheese, jam, and flour. Food is practically his way of diplomacy as he gives some to whoever he meets. It’s almost like his way of nervous self-defence. When tentacles shot out of Scale’s mouth Isiah just started shovelling bread into the tentacles and Scales woke up feeling incredibly full lmao.

-Has also in his inventory: a gay erotica book, a romance novel in a language he cant read, a rainbow slinkie, a magic mood ring that gives him poison resistance, 6 wolf teeth, a wolf leg bone, some gems, 4 days worth of rations on top of all the food he already has, a violin, a flute, and a fancy lute that he found in Illius’ chamber.

-Hes just nervous but loud mouthed and contradicts himself a lot. Anxious and eccentric. Says that hes just a bard and wasnt meant for any kind of greater scheme but the universe has other plans.

-Was once dabbed at by the god of entertainment, Apollon. ((Apollon is the only god Isiah really cares about lmao)).

and despite him not being in the party anymore im gonna give honorary mention to my favourite skyrim-glitch-of-a-barbarian, Florys:

-Was the character of a guy who played with us for one session. At the beginning of the next session he was on webcam with us all and we were about to start playing when suddenly his camera cut out and he went offline and weve literally not seen from him since. He’s not been online in over a month now. Some common theories in our group is that hes off fighting ISIS or got arrested for weed right there and then.

-Due to this weird player disappearance our DM, Benjamin, had to take control of Florys whilst we looked for a new party member. In the session that the player disappeared from we didnt know if he was gonna come back or not so Benjamin had Florys suddenly contract a horrific stomach bug and was just in the tavern toilet presumably making a fuckin hole in the floor with the noise it apparently made lmfao Isiah actually had to try and play music over the top of Florys’ shitfest at one point and only just managed to drown the sound out. But as time went by days were eventually passing in the campaign and the player still hadnt come back so poor Florys was not having a great time in the bathroom for several DAYS.

-Eventually the DM realised that this player was not gonna come back and that the party was short on a tank so he started piloting Florys for a while to accompany us on our quest ((and miraculously recovering from his terrifying stomach illness)) but hed forgotten how the player said Florys was so just was making shit up on the fly. I specifically remember the original player of Florys saying ‘Oh Florys isn’t like those stereotypical dumb barbarians’ which is why I lost my shit when the Florys being piloted by the DM turned around and said ‘What the fuck is a triangle?’ ... Florys is practically brain-damaged at this point, I think it might be the DMs retribution for the player disappearing lmao

-Threw all of his hand axes into a river during one fight and then into a cieling the next, which provoked Isiah to jokingly call out: ‘Oh, Florys! You’re so handsome and cool!’ which Florys with his last 2 braincells took seriously. The handsome and cool line became an on-running meme and gets used whenever any of us fucks up lmao

-For some reason grew rlly attached to a piano he found in Illius’ chamber and carried it around with him out of two parts stubborness two parts piano LUST.

-We ended up using him as a mule to carry all of our heavy shit bc he’d just do it and he literally wouldn’t think anything of it.

-We found a giant birds nest and Florys for some reason picked it up and carried it away and got fucking kidnapped by a giant bird so now hes literally just in fucking sky somewhere sat in a birds nest and being flown around which is wild bc we expected the DM to just kill Florys but instead hes just in the fucking sky where he belongs. Like legit hes just sat in there. Hes just in the sky. Godspeed.

HEAVES I could write so much more but this is already incredibly lengthy so here take it

also @redthebattler idk if any of this would be interesting to you lmao

#dnd ask #Anonymous

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wordnerdriss-blog · 7 years

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Meet Glory!

Throughout my entire life, I've always had a head full of ultra thick curly hair that I hated to sit down to get done. I'm tender head and even the parting is painful for me lol. No exaggeration. But nonetheless... ball player or not, tomboy or not, swimmer or not, I had to keep my hair done. I didn't like to go out looking unpresentable. After all... I'm still a girl. Lol.

When my mom used to do my hair, she would always keep it braided up into a ponytail or in a bunch of little single braids with wooden beads all over my head. Side note: I don't think mothers realize how uncomfortable it is to TRY to sleep with those bead in your head. Cute by day, torture by night lol. Personally, I think my mom put them in my head so that she could hear me coming or running around lol. Keeping an eye on me without actually having to stare at me directly. Mothers are clever haha!

Then later, as my hair continued to grow uncontrollably, she got tired of dealing with it herself so she sent me to the hair salon. I hated this place. The combs were hot, the seats were hot, you name it. But she always had my hair laid! Can't front. Then they decided to send my hair on a relaxed journey... smh. It was cool for a while. But then it started to thin my hair out. My hair still grew but I was losing volume (thickness) and I couldn't deal with it anymore. By this time, I'm in college and I'm ready to just go back to braids and natural styles. So I did! (Huge time hop... I know lol).

I started to just keep my hair braided up or in natural updo styles for the most part because I played a lot of basketball and that meant I would sweat my hair out. And because I had to still look presentable for work, this was the safest thing to do while I allowed my hair to transition back to its natural form. And believe me, the up-dos, the sew-ins, the braids, they were all fun but they were so strenuous at times. I would spend hours in a salon to have a sew-in installed. I would spend hours at night to re-twist my hair just to wake up to a mediocre twist out or whatever you want to call the result of my twisting hahaha. Disastrous is what I will call it lol.

So naturally, I am wrecking my brain about what would be the next and best hair decision for me. It was between locs and a style cut. I went back and forth in my mind about this for at least a year. Finally... with a good nudge from JayR... I decided to loc my hair... on National Pi day! Lol. It was the day before we left for our anniversary vacation to Aruba so it was perfect for water activities and easy to just get up and go.

Fast forward to a year into my loc journey and I just cant imagine my hair any other way. I mean maybe much later down the line I will chop all my hair off to give myself a sophisticated look for my 40s or 50s, but right now... the best hair decision I have made to date is loc'n my hair.

Glory (that's what I call my hair... since its all mine) is healthy, beautiful, and flourishing. I thought that it would be a problem within my workplace but they seem to love her just as much as I do lol! With that said... like Solange said, Don't Touch My Hair! Sometimes my co-workers need to be reminded!

Over time, I will be sure to share what I do to keep my locs moisturized, neat, and flourishing! Stay tuned!

worDNerd Out!!!

"But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -1 Corinthians 11:15 KJV

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bluekitsune · 7 years

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Late DRV3 Chapter 3 impressions

"It’s the final Countdownnnnnnn” WTF tho

Still holding back before thinking that its not set in the same universe as the previous DR games. I mean, cant trust Kodaka

Maybe Maki didn’t want anyone to use weapons from her room so it wouldn’t backfire on her, as well as hiding her talent O WELP Killer Red Riding Hood

Plot twist she’s actually Takumi’s child

Gonta starring Tuxedo Mask omg that would actually be amazing

I really love Shirogane HAHA she’s grown on me and she’s prob gonna die HAHAHA...........////////

FUCK these all the same japanesey rooms are gonna be a complete nightmare during the trial I just know it

OH MY GOD Shinguuji’s time to SHINE HELL YES GIVE IT TO ME BABY

(they belong in a museum...... cuz this is prob the museum.... the other museums are......... history TA DUM TSH)

:I There’s totally gonna be a murder in Angie’s room won’t there........ it’s like a glaring neon light saying USE ME

:C I started to like Tenko, but she’s prob gonna die too

I feel like the Monokids saying “capable of making a new World” proobably has more physical implications than the New World Program....i mean if the world really was burned into cinders like SOMA shit, then it’d be very unlikely for them to have a blue sky and grass and what not. Maybe it’s like a Gene puzzle machine maker like the Organ thing in GUNM Last Order or at least that’s my early guess

They’re treating Harukawa as if she’s the traitor smh

Ohh man so they were “dead” weren’t they.... their reactions are surprisingly weak

Does Ouma also know things he shouldn’t? Like Amami maybe? Are they gonna do a seance LMAO..... Shinguuji could probably pull it off

I’m not even gonna comment on that scene with Kibo and Iruma oh my god. This is like the massage all over again

(does the robot dream of robot boners?)

Lowkey hilarious that Momota thinks of himself as the protagonist

HAHAHA Maki totally owned their asses

OH NO Here it comes, time for MORE Ressurection bullshit

:C I wonder what it’ll actually turn out like if someone is ressurected. Probably not good. I wonder if they’d remember the incident behind their death. And the monokids said “the 4 dead participants” I think? Can whatever they use revive someone who’s down to the bone only? That’s some major fucking bullshit I’ll be waiting anxiously to see the explanation behind

Oh my goddddd now everyone’s starting to sound like us fans trying to make up crazy theories to understand what’s happening HAHAH This is gold

NOOO Crazy cult is solidifying...... Leave Kibo and Shirogane OUT OF IT AAaa

I don’t trust Angie and her Poop God I want her to stop brainwashing the children. Gonta don’t DO IT GONTA YAMETE

Oh noooo Give me back my nice Gonta....... I thinkTenko is just pretending to play along tho, she doesn’t seem happy with the bullshit

Is Momota scared of Amami coming back? Did he done some fuck up with him back when he was alive? Also TBH didn’t expect Angie to be this brutal but didn’t expect her to be cutesy at all

Oh ok he’s saying he has a cold... Idk if I buy it or not

Tenko’s totally keeping tabs on the crazy cult tbh, she never liked Angie or the god talk

(Iruma FTE Spoiler skip if you don’t wanna spoil yourself yadda yadda

Did she have her talent implanted into her?? Like Kamukura??? I’m really interested in that)

Ok Called it on Tenko :C My girl’s got some brains at least but it’s a matter of time until she dies

Idk the wax dolls look like 3d renders made into balloons man. Still poor Saihara

oh no all the deathflags raising >< Better brace self

WELP It’s not as if I didn’t see that murder from a mile away but woww the 4 dolls hanging upside down is really damn creepy, specially if you take into account japanese attribute Death to the number 4

Actually Looking closer I take that back. They look HILARIOUS hanging upside down with their clothes and hair completely frozen

Lmao Kaito is a wuss that’s incredible. Dying in space should be the scariest thing in existence but no you have a phobia of ghosts instead amazing

Illustrations from the book remind me of Hideshi Hino’s art. NOICE

Shinguuji’s time to shine YES Please just don’t kill him early, let him last a little longer (I don’t think he’d be stupid enough to overlook the obvious clues left behind tho, or use something taken from his own research room so I think he’s safe)

Ok the Kago no Ko thing is really creepy. It does sound like a legit thing

Ouma: “it wouldn’t be a joke if we heard the body discovery announcement during the investigation”

pan back to Shinguuji saying that words can invite calamity -_____-

This s gonna be a TRAINWRECK

Seeing it coming doesn’t make it any easier to digest and that’s one of the things that fuck me up about DR... WELL we’re down one lesbian, that sucks. And obsly Yumeno didn’t value her at all when she was there

This is a goddamn fusion of cases 3 and Teruteru’s case god damn it. For whatever reason I’m always suspicious of Iruma. She always says some things that make me suspect her

And Yumeno could’ve done the same thing Teruteru did, sing while she was doing all the bullshit of crawling around and whatnot

Oh man shinguuji is more about the ritual not working than the death. It just goes to show, he’s almost exactly like Gundam

Ouma WTF. Bloody Ouma still the best creepy cute

Plot twist: Kibo has a tiny Naegi inside him as a guide

Oh man

I don’t want Shinguuji to die yet.... But Idk if he’s telling the truth about him not being the first culprit. I’m so confused, I don’t think a trial has made me so confused before

I thought for sure the second kill would be to keep Angie quiet about the culprit, so it’d make more sense for it to be the same one. But maybe Shinguuji just doesn’t care if they vote for the wrong person and they all die???

Ok So he’s just using the new rule to cast suspicion elsewhere.

Silent Monokuma was the only ok monokuma

I think I understand Ouma’s role much better now. He’s the annoying kid who’s going to seem misleading and a liar, but is lowkey pointing everyone’s attention to what is important in a very backwards way (that works mostly)

Oh ,y god I don’t even know what’s happening but let’s say 99% of this trial is me screaming Shinguuji’s name. I hope someone has translated his FTE

I just imagine him(?)/them pulling the mask up and down all the time to switch between them and it’s fucking hilarious and AHJSDASGD

When he’s saying “Why are you looking at me with such hateful eyes?”, it’s probably the people in his village, because of his relationship with his sister?

This time around we’re having a serial killer in the third not in the second case huh

That excecution was ridiculous. I’m really not sure what to think of his story. I want to like him, but using the spirits...... Or delusion idk which....... Like that feels so cheap. I feel like I’m looking back on how disappointed I was with Walter Sullivan from SH??????

I feel so bad for Yumeno;;; GOD

Gonta is so good. (Also Momota is that Space Aids u got my boy my dude)

#ndrv3 #drv3 #ndrv3 spoilers #new danganronpa v3 #kitsune adventures #spoilers yadda yadda bladibla #this is very convoluted so be warned

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