interdimensional geraskier convention?????
from left to right: hexer geraskier, book gerlion, netflix geraskier, and game gerlion
colored about half of it on a discord call and the other half trying to ignore my family who had just arrived
closeups under the cut!
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HELLO I'M BACK ON MY AU BULLSHIT
Witcher!Jaskier might just be the most fucked up experiment in Witcher history. Those fucked-in-the-head mages decided they wanted to see what would happen if you took a mutated Cat Witcher kid and then mutate them again with the Viper methods. Somehow Jaskier (Julian) survived it so now he's double mutated, part Cat and part Viper. Arguably the two most fucked up of the schools.
Perhaps he's just the normal level of crazy, maybe double, or maybe in some cosmic joke or other the two crazies cancelled each other out.
His abilities and senses are either matched or are better than Geralt's. Maybe his hair is all white too or there are just a few strands of brown hair that clung on.
Jaskier is very much both a Cat and a Viper Witcher. He's gone through both of their training and trials. He's done some awful things for coin and he, as witchers do, hates himself for them.
He melted down his cat and viper medallions and with it made a Sabertooth Tiger headed medallion for himself.
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I'm going to say this incredibly bluntly, but The Witcher (finally) providing canon confirmation and representation of Jaskier's bisexuality is nothing but a blatant grab for ratings and views and positive engagement in a piss-poor attempt to revive itself.
Jaskier deserves better. Joey Batey, who's thrown his entire being into this role, deserves better. The fans deserve better.
From the moment the show was announced they've been skirting the topic, flirting with it whenever it suits them and outright ignoring it when they can't think of anything smart and vague to say. Baiting fans by coyly saying they couldn't possibly confirm he is, but they can't deny he is either.
Using it as a counter to try and stop their public image and longevity disintegrating is just... So fucking disappointing. Its been done before by other shows, both with queer characters and with other concepts, but again.
Joey and Jaskier deserved more. Jaskier being acknowledged as bisexual should've been its own moment. It should've been for the character, not for the profit.
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Biggest sin in Netflixer is they are gatekeeping Jaskier from his bonnet with the egret’s feather. What the hell?!
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Netflix does not deserve to have Jaskier until they learn how to treat him better
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Jaskier meets Roach.
Geralt is not as enthusiastic about the whole thing.
(My try at Glen Keane’s style)
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It's about! the found family!!
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Swordsmanship class
Geralt teaching Sword fight to Jaskier.
Jaskier was pretty good student than Geralt thought, but he was a dirty player beyond that.
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the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn
you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol
[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]
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I need more Monarch Jaskier | Dandelion fics. I need more King Jaskier in my life.
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Season 3 jaskier looks like a shifty used car salesman and honestly dude still kinda hot
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Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.
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