#nickolas cage

[peachieharlan]

This was single-handedly the most beautiful picture I’ve ever taken.

#my chemical fucking romance #gerard way #mcr #renfield #dracula #nickolas cage #na na na #my chemical romance #you already know Gerard was way more excited to have a song in this vampire movie than the other one #frank iero #ray toro #mikey way

[freestyle-crocodile-trashpile]

I'm gonna watch The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent tonight so we'll see were that brings me, I might post a fanatic of it. Mm? We'll see 👀

#x male reader #pedro pascal #Nickolas cage #The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

[nicholasdbrowning]

#vampirekiss #fanart #art #digitalpainting #nickolas cage #screenshotredraw

[scarletpiano]

I need all of you to see this sponsored ad I just got

#nickolas cage is nick cage is killing me #why yes I did use to be a filthy homestuck how can you tell

[tupperwaretub]

Javi Gutierrez x Male! Reader

Disclaimer: this is my first time writing in YEARS so apologies if its not up to great standard or seems rushed trying to get back into writing :)

Warnings: Nick cage (deserves his own warning), established relationship, short fic (fluff i guess??? Can't really define it), reader referred to as Y/n.

Introductions

You and Javi have been dating for a few years now and everything has been great, hes opened up to you about him being a Nick Cage fanboy and showed you his collection of items from movies he's starred in. You originally thought it was quite odd but it became just another quirk you love about him.

Though, when you heard Nickolas Cage was coming to stay with you and your boyfriend you were baffled to say the least, you had questions. How did Javi get THE Nickolas Cage to come HERE? How much money did he pay his agent? Is he going to freak out as soon as he sees Nickolas Cage? All these thoughts were spiralling through your head as you worried for your boyfriends dignity.

"mi amor? Are you alright you've gone quiet." your boyfriend said snapping you out of your trance. "Yes love, I'm okay but i do have some questions. How on earth did you get Nick Cage to agree to come here? Also... Why?" you asked, you needed some answers. "well i just offered to pay him to come here, said it was for my birthday!"

You stared at Javi still in a state of confusion . "So you paid Nick Cage to come here for your birthday? That's all?" he looked down and blushed. "well i also wrote a script... I wanted him to read it and tell me what he thinks." you couldn't help but smile at your boyfriends bashfulness. "well I'll be by your side, i bet he'll love it." you said cupping his face and kissing his forehead.

It was the next day when Nickolas Cage arrived at you and your boyfriend's shared home, that morning you stood at the dock with Javi soothing his nerves and straightening his baby blue suit reminding him he looked incredible. Then as they pulled up to the dock you greeted them, taking Mr Cages bags.

"uhm Mr Cage this is Y/n and y/n this is Nickolas Cage, as you know." he smiled widely obviously very much enjoying the company of his favourite actor.

"hello it's a pleasure to meet you Mr Cage." you greeted him sticking out your hand, which he shook.

"hey nice to meet you, so whats the deal here you a gardener, butler or what?" he asked you without any hesitation, to which you replied with a baffled look. You were shocked to say the least.

"Mr Cage y/n is my boyfriend." Javi finally said breaking the silence, only to lead to another awkward silence. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife.

"I'll take your bags in Mr Cage" you say still utterly shocked at his rude, degrading question. You grabbed his bags and almost stormed off up to your home, you knew he didn't have a clue about your relationship with Javi but to ask such a question without hesitation? You set his bags down in the guest room as you reminded yourself of how everyone says to 'never meet your heros'.

You were really worried for Javi.

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A/n: thankyou for reading, again sorry if it's not up to standard I haven't written anything in so long so i thought I'd just try write a short fic to try get back into the flow.

#javi gutierrez #javi gutierrez x male reader #pedro pascal x male reader #pedro pascal #the unbearable weight of massive talent

[imagine-silk]

Could i request a platonic yandere spiderman noir with someone from a different universe? For example maybe from miles' universe or something.

》 Nickolas Cage always plays someone unhinged or dramatic so Noir is pretty on point.

Your universe is unique in the sense it was stylized. It was more simplistic, to the point you didn't always have visual parts of your face and did one move at a time. (If you've ever seen OFF you know what I'm trying to describe) He has no issue looking at you, you were in black and white, but you didn't like his universe. In yours people were in black and white but the world was colored. His world is harsh black and white with barely any gray.

He knew you weren't from there and you didn't know where you were. You essentially fazed through your world into his out of nowhere. At first he questioned you but he believed your story because you glitched.

SS did reach out to him to join but he didn't take it. Now he reached back so you didn't fucking disintegrate. You weren't a spider so you left on your way.

But how could he leave it at that? You were so weird.

Color. It was soft and muted, solid, so it wasn't as bad as Mile's universe. It was a lot more bearable. Of course he didn't know which color it was but it was interesting.

He wasn't supposed to be there but he doesn't like SS and they made the mistake of giving him a watch. Even if they take it back he got someone he trust to make a few more beforehand for safe keeping, just in case. And even if you try to tell him to go home he'll come back the next day.

He wants to figure out everything about you. Tries to make out your expressions with what little he can see. He moves super smooth, so why did you move one motion at a time? It was a bit sadistic but he liked to catch you because it was easy to do for him who literally dodges bullets in his universe.

Can not stop calling you pal, not to save his life. You could tell him over and over but it goes in one ear and makes a U-turn out. He will always find you and always pay no attention to your 'shoo' attempts.

You have some autonomy. You can say what you want to do. "Noir, you wanna go find some-" Anything you say next will be met with a yes.

But your autonomy stops there. He'll grab you and run off to the next thing. He'll try to grab parts of your face that are visible and asks you the make different expressions. And he will never stop because he likes you struggling because you move so weird. And you can't shake him off, he's much stronger than you by default and faster.

He doesn't kidnap you. He doesn't need to. You are easy to find and easy to handle. He's your best friend so get used to it.

#atsv #spider noir #platonic yandere #yandere #gender neutral reader #marvel #ask and you shall receive

[asknicolascageswifengf]

did you knwo? nickolas cage isnt actually real! some might say hes an alien eith horns but he's actually secretly several billion ants in a dude costume.

even if he was an ugly, slimey, gross worm..i’d still probably love him.

#homestuck #john egbeft #john egbert #whoops. #i have an ant phobia. #EUGH! ants. #i hate ants. #never say that again anon!

[thedarklordgivenofucks]

So so. Disorganized Renfield thoughts post 1/Idk if I'll make more actually

Renfield - smol. Must protecc

Rebecca - holy shit where do I even start with Rebecca like ok first of all it takes a special type of person to have a gun against your skull and look the gunman in the eyes and tell him to pull the trigger but also?? she literally knew the police were corrupt. Like there was the reveal and everything and she wasn't even shocked like she literally knew the whole time?? and I have mad admiration for someone who's determined to do the right thing even within the confines of a corrupt system

Teddy Lobos - this motherfucker I love him. Probably my favorite secondary antagonist in any movie ever, everything about the writing and direction of this character was top notch

Nickolas Cage as Dracula - needs no explanation really it's exactly as glorious as I thought it'd be

ALSO the subtle tongue-in-cheek humor really shines in the movie, it's not a Cinematic Masterpiece ™️by any means but the way it lampoons abusers and their language really really worked and just, a bunch of other subtle moments, like the bit with the welcome mat??? amazing

in conclusion I love this movie more than I probably should but happiness is a gift horse and I will not look it in the mouth actually

#renfield #rambling #look it's 2 am #and I'm on my third Mt. Dew in a row #frankly y'all are lucky I waited a day to get into this on Tumblr Dot Com

[gabumonisbestdigimon]

Just finished watching the FNAF movie. No spoilers.

Treat this movie like the books. Familiar characters and scenarios but with changes to the lore to suit the medium. Chocked full of references.

Charlie is the protagonist in the books even though in the game she died as a child. (Not bringing in the fourth book)

Treat it as a different canon.

Also don't expect a gore fest it's fnaf.

I personally loved it. As long as you don't expect to be one to one with every piece of game lore or are wanting mike to bash heads like he's Nickolas Cage in you'll probably be disappointed.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #I been side-eyeing Vanessa since she showed up in the trailers. I do not trust her. #Vanessa is such a specific character. Yet one of my favorites.

[bongjuiceconcentrate]

what if national treasure was just nickolas cage going around washington dc with a map leading him to the lincoln memorials secret hard on

[beelz-bub]

Are you Nicholas cage?

I'm Nickola's Cage, common mistake

#asks

[eepintothewoods]

Look, I need someone to understand that Romein LeTouse looks like Nickolas Cage

‘Is that Nicholas Cage’ is the first thought I had when I saw him

#ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice

[kanna-kizuchi-enjoyer]

Apparently, my mom has been sending my grandma pictures of half-naked Nickolas Cage

[dragon-hoard]

*watching the nickolas cage thing on 60 minutes* THAT IS BAD HERPETOLOGY CARE

hes keeping a monitor in like a 2×6 glass cage with no enrichment

he has enough money to hire someone to design an actually good enclosure

also the african crow cage?? weird af to have it in his house

#daily stuff #apparently hes a nepo baby too

[obsessive-ego]

That Nickolas Cage vampire movie looks so silly

[tardisinapokeball]

Hi are you shrek but different?

Shrekolas Cage, at your service. I'm like Shrek, because I have an enormous shlong. But I'm like Nickolas Cage, because that shlong is ca-

#Watch Pig it's very bad and I love it