#not being dramatic

[ryan-waddell11]

if Paramore disbands, I will have the biggest mental breakdown anyone has ever seen.

#elder emo #paramore #hayley williams #Taylor York #zac farro #all we know is falling #riot #brand new eyes #para family #after laughter #this is why #not being dramatic #not being sarcastic #I will risk it all #vans warped tour

[clericofinfamy]

damian priest - raw, april 21 2024.

thank you for monday night priest but 🥹 WHAT HAPPENED TO LA FAMILIA DAMIAN!!!??!!! AAAAA. screaming crying throwing up banging my head against a wall driving my car though a brick wall drinking gasoline walking on legos banging a razor scooter against my ankles hitting myself with a bat shooting myself with a nail gun cracking my skull with a golf club eating glass sucking on a knife shattering my kneecaps swallowing a bomb grabbing a seatbelt in a car thats been sitting untouched in 95° heat for over a week dry freezing my fingers jumping in a vat of acid marrying courtney love sucking on an exhaust pipe birthing a child injecting liquid rubber into my veins smashing each finger and toe with a hammer fist fighting a jaguar diving face first into a whale jumping on bowser’s back slicing my nipples off listening to the voices putting the reverse bear trap from saw on my head stepping into a meat grinder.

#not being dramatic #at all!! #CRYING MY EYES OUT FR #THEY’RE GONNA TURN ON HIM I KNOW IT #wwe #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #wwe edit #the judgement day #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #jd mcdonagh #finn balór #damian priest edit #damian priest #judgement day #world wrestling entertainment

[jarrussyndulla]

i fear episodes 8 and 9 might irrevocably change my life

#not clickbait #not being dramatic #i say this every time i fixate on a new show #but i mean it every time!! #the last of us #tlou

[gxyhxrror]

I literally don’t know how to make it thru a 40 hr, 5 day work week…

like last week I had Tuesday off as a “holiday” 🙄

the week before I took a day off for smth else

& the week before that I had at least a few hours shorter

& i feel like i barely make it out alive without a day off to recover,, literally have to recover

#and I mean it in i don’t have the fucking energy #and I can’t give my life away to a job #Ik ppl who work 80 hrs a week and that’s awful #and I can’t withstand half of that #not being dramatic #i have no composure #and I feel physically depleted

[polo-yaoman]

I AM ACHILLES TAKING A THOUSAND MORTAL BLOWS

I AM BEAWULF ENGULFED IN DRAGON FLAMES

I AM A TITAN IN A BATTLE AGAINST GODS

I am a TRUE WARRIOR who can DEFINITELY survive this EXCRUCIATING PAIN in my little toothy 😢

#ta gueule #not being dramatic #just dying like men

[ditzybat]

jason in titans tower staring at bruce: how’d you know i was alive old man?

bruce: robin - tim - is an avid follower of your tumblr blog that has mysteriously updated after years of you being deceased

tim: mhm, at mrsbennetluvr88 started quoting hamlet and titus andronicus after years of radio silence, it was the only rational conclusion

jason: … at least you know your shakespeare…

#tim: i was your moot goffick-bat69! i’m well aware of your dramatic tendencies #jason: and you didn’t find it so weird that you went out and wore your dead online friends mantel? #tim: i was being poetic! something about vengeance and keeping the magic alive ! #batman #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #robin #red robin #red hood #batbros

[quotingmemeswithasideofchaos]

My life is a joke...

And it's comedy gold!

#joke post #wierd stuff #not being dramatic

[naomistares]

everyone decided to skip in the bathroom

(shakily and brittlely: im never doing backgrounds again)

#art #artists on tumblr #digital art #nicole class of 09 #jecka class of 09 #class of 09 #emily class of 09 #ari class of 09 #this took less time than i originally thought #im being dramatic #next art minthara #sorry sometimes i need a break #to draw normal people clothes! #video games

[tanglepelt]

Dpxdc 180

Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.

Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.

The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.

The blame fell on him.

He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.

Gotham?

Not where he was expecting.

The assassination attempts. Also surprising.

Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.

Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.

#dpxdc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp prompt #dpxdc prompt #giw want him out of the picture #do they put out hits on him of course #Danny didn’t try think it through #he got way with it why wouldn’t he just keep doing it #bats are just wondering why this kid is on so many hit lists #jack and Maddie just dont believe Danny #think he is being dramatic #why would ppl put a hit on him? #Danny had been stabbed 6 times #that’s enough please #red hood takes one look and goes #what is this #that is a child #Valarie is a part of team phantom #she befriended cujo with a re introduction #the Giw also didn’t think this through #they expected him to be dead before anyone took notice

[theonewhowails]

cult trait: good die young

#my art #cotl #cotl lamb #as you can tell. my lamb is SO normal #i wanted to do a thing that showed what kind of a cult leader they were without being like. 25 pages long sakjhfsdg #surprisingly hard???? what can i say i love dramatic spacing and plotlines that slowly build over time. its my curse #this lamb btw is largely based off of the way i played cotl in my first full playthrough. i call this one the Collector #because they do all the fucked up shit you need to in order to collect all the follower forms etc

[lazylittledragon]

Hello I love your bg3 content and your Dorian is so lovely! Can we get like an alternative reality with Dorian and Ascended Astarion? What would your headcannon be for them? 🙇

something like this, probably

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #ascended astarion #tw blood #long post #i may have gotten carried away with this #the only good thing dorian got out of being vampire lord astarion's concubine was a lovely bedchamber and a dramatic robe #i think dorian's attitude to a lot of things is 'it can't be that bad' until it is very very very bad #'maybe he won't be that bad' until you've been locked in a palace for decades and there's nothing left for you to love anymore #i got nauseous writing this i HATE him #it was such a delicious prompt though and i can't say i never thought about it #also i didn't realise until after i wrote it that this was how interview with the vampire ends. nvm

[touteslesfilles]

my cousin is playing rap on my spotify rn and i cant do anything abt it and i stg if it fucks up my spotify wrapped i might die…

#not being dramatic #pls understand i base myself around my MUSIC

[shy-attention-whore]

Spotted: a spider in my room around 9pm.

No longer spotted: that same spider, at all, over the past three hours.

#fearing for my life #spiders #creepy #not being dramatic #at all #very very little chance I will sleep tonight #worse than the times I was attacked by seagulls

[askfordoodles]

I just noticed when Ozzie appears behind Fizz, the initial explosion shows his sigil for exactly ONE frame (replacing Mammon's sigil we've seen plastered throughout the episode). I just thought it was a neat little detail, Asmodeus essentially summoned himself in that moment.

#helluva boss #asmodeus #fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss spoilers #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #gotta love the protective monster boyfriend trope #so many delicious freeze-frame bonuses I'm still finding new ones #dramatically summon yourself three paces to establish dominance #also; summon yourself in your monster form to protect boyyfriend is SUCH A STOLAS MOVE lol #also the symbolism of the sigil being behind Fizz changing from Mammon's to Ozzie's - Ozzie has replaced Mammon as Fizz's support/family

[thisisapaige]

cas BURNED a HANDPRINT into that human's skin and then CARVED enochian into his RIBS and the angel's NOT the jealous one?????

#i enjoy being overly dramatic for comedic effect :-) #paige rambles on

[sopuu]

1 left.

#IM NOT SANE ABOUT THIS SESSION #i can’t believe all their curses are still going strong #jimmy you can’t keep doing this king </3 #i made grian look like the bad boys’ fate rests on him but in reality he immediately switched teams lmao #but hey what’s an mcyt post without being a bit dramatic #limited life smp #lilsmp #mcyt #grian #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #smallishbeans #mcyt fanart #trafficblr #traffic series #limited life #life series #24lsmp #limited life spoilers #sopuuart #good soup