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petes-5yr-cocoa · 5 months
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Just some general friends & family memes
+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo
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rentumblsstuff · 18 days
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sky-neverending · 6 months
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we get a little silly sometimes
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Peter: Y'know what they say, either you're good at bowling or you get women Richie: I fucking suck at bowling! Richie: *proceeds to get 3 strikes in a row*
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veslingr · 4 months
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Max: There's a difference between intent and impact, and I INTEND to IMPACT your life...
Richie: oh
Max: negatively
Richie: oh no
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dawningfairytale · 7 months
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steph: how are you so fine with this? isn't murder like, one of the Big Ones?
grace: nope! the only sins are sexual sins: lust, fornication, homosexuality. everything else like jealousy, theft, murder, isn't actually a sin!
pete: i haven't been to church in a few years but i know that's not fuckin true
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marce-mallow · 2 months
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Richie: You’ve heard of ‘be gay do crimes’, now get ready for ‘be trans throw hands’
Pete: Be queer instill fear
Ruth: Be bi go for the eye
Steph: Be ace punch face
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caleohateclub · 5 months
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[Ruth watches as Lautski have a musical love confession at a beanies instead of like… realizing their friend, Ruth, is dead]
Ruth (Bisexual, Dead, and Sad): What- *sniffle* the fuck. are they. doing.
Richie (Cannot pat her since they are ghosts): Oh it’s fine, Ruth… your singing was just as good as theirs…
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frongle444 · 4 months
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i was bored :))
credits to this quote generator for the quote
i hate the font i used for this but couldnt find anything better lmao
i beg of you to please click for better quality, tumblr hit the quality with a semitruck
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starkidenjoyer · 6 months
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weltato · 5 months
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Pete: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Max: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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petes-5yr-cocoa · 6 months
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families with,,, varying levels of functionality
just the kids
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rentumblsstuff · 3 months
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Pete: So, if you ever see your other self-
Grace: Kill them
Ruth: Sleep with them.
Pete: -avoid them.
Steph: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Grace: I'm CRYING you made me CRY Richie: Baby Grace: ..What the heck, Richie? this is not a time for pet names. Richie: ..No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you.
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hatchet-handle · 10 days
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we get silly around here
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