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Ethan, scolding Hannah: We are not mad, just disappointed
Lex: No, we are mad
Ethan: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Lex: No, we are not
Ethan: I'm not a mind reader, Lex
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bellytheaxolotl · 20 hours
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redraw of Black Friday characters in the tgwdlm plot!! next will probably be npmd characters in the Black Friday plot
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gayclubsoap · 6 months
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genuinely can't believe that these two are played by the same person
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geekgirl750 · 6 months
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Say what you want about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and Black Friday but Nerdy Prudes Must Die is truly the darkest timeline because it doesn't feature Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel™️
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miss-holloday · 5 months
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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS
That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
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That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
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artchixs · 4 months
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hatchetfield brainrot continues
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baldchristianborle · 6 months
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starkid has such a talent for writing straight couples. like they’re really getting me invested in a man and a woman. i respect them so much.
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fallinginaforrest · 4 months
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This is a PSA that Lex Foster canonically uses She/They pronouns (or at least Angela Giarratana headcanons Lex to. However, I think there's this sort of unwritten rule that if the actor headcanons something about the character they play, it is generally accepted as pseudocanon)
Also Lex was high throughout the entirety of act one of Black Friday which is probably why she came around to Frank's bullshit during our doors are open LMAO.
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Bonus: a wip I'm working on atm
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lilacthebooklover · 6 months
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hatchetverse but paul accidentally becomes everyone's parental figure. lex & hannah's? sure, they deserve a good parent who'll look out for them. stephanie lauter? yeah, why not, her dad highkey sucks. richie? absolutely, could even make them be biologically related for the lols. he meets peter through ted, they're chill (potential for angst if ted disappears in this iteration of the multiverse). he's the guy alice goes to about all of her stresses and worries- the 'cool uncle'. he meets ruth at the coffee shop where he sees emma before they have a concrete relationship, ruth is very vocal about how she wishes she could have a partner too. he could be even max freaking jagerman's unofficial dad (he does not think max has to fight off "one lousy skele'un" to be worth something). he tries to solve grace chasity's religious guilt with "yeah no sex is normal" and she views him as a source for all advice on the matter after that. paulkins but paul is a tired dad and emma doesn't find out he has like 50 kids until they've been dating a couple months and one of them randomly runs into his house. she introduces him to tim and he just rolls with it. it's another nephew, okay, neat. he's not great with kids but he finds himself with loads of them somehow anyway. then they all face off against sadistic eldritch gods and multiple cults together like a family. what more could you want?
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petes-5yr-cocoa · 5 months
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Just some general friends & family memes
+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo
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daiwild · 3 months
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Lexthan if Yellow Jacket ended the way we wanted to
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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)
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Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved
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sir-se · 4 months
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cw: blood
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Back to my roots with the lovely Lex Foster (and Ethan, technically)
i'm also counting this as my first gary goldstein (god bless his soul) fanart because i didn't draw those horrible shoes for nothing
just for funsies i'll throw the sketch in here too because there are parts that i like more and i'm too indecisive so have them both
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zestysharkwolf · 2 months
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Two things
1. Paul is referring to Emma and Emma alone
2. I'm not saying lex is bad at things she just had real bad luck
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jacketpotatoo · 27 days
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Mariah should play Ethan I think. That would solve every problem I’ve had ever
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impulsivesuperrobin · 3 months
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made some more :p
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