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technicallyoneofakind · 9 months
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I found this place in Cyberpunk 2077 and couldn't resist the joke.
They're definitely atop something, @atopfourthwall
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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months
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Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?
You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?
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merrilark · 11 months
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This legitimately gave me the most undignified laugh.
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"Sex and romance is what makes us human!"
What if I fuckin' bite you and take a chunk out of your arm? Hm?
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fallout-lou-begas · 6 days
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ohposhers · 3 months
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yeah so @bulliestrollsmade me draw fanart for his Paw Patroll AU which i thought was kind of weird but ok i guess go send him asks about his epic new AU its a really cool AU guys
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swollenbabyfat · 1 year
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Fluttershy role play (open)
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Oh-oh! Hey ___, thanks so much for coming with me t-today...ah, I haven't driven in a month, so having you here with me is helping so much!! (She's in a dirty hoodie and her car kind of smells bad) So um, my plug is (she's hitting every curb as she backs out of your driveway, Mitski's Washing Machine Heart is playing lightly in the background) a little anxious but she said I could come now...oh gosh...should I have brought her a pie or something? Do you do that? Pinkie usually gets it for me (She just blew a red light while looking over at you) but she's busy...oh gosh....what happens if I mess this up...! Oh!!! (the car starts smoking randomly in the middle of an intersection) oh my Celestia!!! (you both get out and she's about to have an anxious break down) oh!!! (the car is on fire)
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hotpotghosts · 1 month
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trisarahtops-sketches · 10 months
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Some weird birds.
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redrobin-detective · 9 months
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I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.
Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.
But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.
So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.
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heartscrypt · 7 months
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mfw im trying to explain to my coworker that having a paranoia induced breakdown is actually the most sane thing i can do rn given the situations i be in
bonus:
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melonisopod · 1 month
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Lily Orchard really starting off her video like: Not to be racist, but every single anime that has ever existed has been a cesspit of degenerate sexualization of women particularly of the underage variety and only enjoyable to sweaty misogynistic creeps. I suppose it's just to be expected out of those unclean savages known as the Japanese. I despise anyone who suggests this "anime" to me, as I know it will only be filth of the lowest caliber, and these barbarians have the gall to call me "xenophobic" and "racist" for saying Japan is uniquely bad with its vile cartoons.
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yardsards · 2 months
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laios when his party needed more members:
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obsidianbit · 8 months
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I love this gay ass show with its literally life ending injuries that heal immediately, but only when convenient to the plot, and its ridiculous use of modern phrases, and its laughing in the face of historical accuracy, and its kissing the face of the fans instead of trying to outwit them, and the way everyone involved in the show seem to go 'I KNOW RIGHT! I'M EXCITED TOO!' instead of mocking the fans
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comradekatara · 28 days
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honestly, book 1 gaang was so perfect because it was like. neurotic control freak micromanaging airport dad, chill wine aunt who is down to clown (eg, stage a revolution, shoplift, square off against respected tribal elders in the city hall parking lot, etc etc), and a freshly newborn puppy who always has the zoomies. who could ask for a better trio
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lucabyte · 3 months
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i need everyone else to understand that every time ive seen @samhainian doodle siffrin they've had a little star shaped bald spot on the back of their head. its basically canon to me now
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