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#oh you write about murder??? so you support murder??? you kill people irl??? jail!!!! jail!!!!!
lottovalentino · 2 years
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god help me
#people are still calling aot nazi propaganda this is genuinely. both funny and unbeliveable to me#its just that fucking post all over again#oh you write about murder??? so you support murder??? you kill people irl??? jail!!!! jail!!!!!#like ofcourse critisizing an authors beliefs is justified in the context of critisizing a work IF those beliefs are present in said work#please take a finger and point to me to the exact spot where imperialism/nacism/fascism/antisemetism are glorified in aot#im not even being condescending i'm genuinely asking. this is a series that is nothing but critical of war and everything relating to it#and even if you apply the logic of marleyans and nazis and eldians are jews you really aren't pulling any gotcha on anyone#because eldians and their fight for their freedom makes up a good 95% of the cast and the story in general#their blood is described as filthy they live in separated zones they are forced to wear armbands. NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PAINTED AS GOOD!#i cant believe im talking about aot again im indifferent towards it for different reasons because it >did< end up sucking#but this isnt one of the reasons why and it always gave me an ick. the absolute lack of just? reading comprehension#if you read aot and your takeaway is Oh. Well that was 140 chapters od nazi propaganda#i genuinely don't know what to say to you. what the fuck are you talking about#at least read the thing and form your own opinion instead of playing this godforsaken round of broken records#of tumblr users being eager to shut things down for. i dont know. moral superiority points
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sa-nddd · 3 years
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Bestie Headcanons
being besties with the dream smp characters.
idk, I was looking through pintrest and saw a bunch of bestie pics, so I thought I'd write something 'bout it.
Dream
would totally be the kind to carry you everywhere.
just walks up to you, leans down and throws you over his shoulder.
"Where are we going, again?"
if you are wearing a skirt or dress, he would pick you up bridal style, making sure to be wary of the length of it.
this mf-
he would be a meanie.
but like, also a sweetie.
would steal your food, then offer you the rest of his meal.
if you need anything, he's got it.
cuddles. all day. every day. 25/8
man's just wants attention.
would force you to get into the cart to push you around the store.
Sapnap
definetly the type to wanna wear matching fits.
if he sees a shirt he likes, he gets one in your size, too.
When he's streaming, you are in the room or house.
If he's not, you two are at your place
not ashamed to ask for affection.
you guys go on drives and listen to different playlist depending on your moods.
you have eachothers passwords to everything.
he constantly posts from your account.
the fans love when he does.
he sometimes posts without knowing it's yours LMAO
you guys always make eachother playlists.
he probably forced you to start streaming with him.
if you aren't together, you are definitely on facetime.
he would let you paint his nails tbh.
George
He seems like he wouldn't be clingy, but i think otherwise.
Man's just has trouble trusting people.
He needs comfort, so you provide that for him.
his pets love you.
would be the type to buy something if it reminds him of you.
he's a bit of a introvert, so you guys stay home alot.
when he's streaming, you are either making a cameo in the background, or doing something around the house.
you just lay in his bed on your phone, or doing school work or something.
maybe fixing a shirt or sewing something.
chat always says hi to you.
then he got his green screen.
chat was upset that they couldn't see you, so he had to lower it to get you to wave from your spot on the bed.
chat was happy after.
Quackity
Alex definitely has you on his streams.
whether it be a short cameo or a bit he thought of, he likes your company.
on stream, he would be annoying, yelling for a CapriSun or something.
off stream, he's a sweetheart.
If you even mention something, he's bringing it to you.
You guys go shopping together.
You always steal his button ups. they low-key really comfy.
he constantly steals your phone.
you tease him alot, just like chat.
chat fucking loves you.
if he starts streaming and you haven't showed up, they are yelling at him.
Sometimes, you dress up to match Alex.
Like during his cooking stream, you randomly popped up in the middle of it wearing a nice black dress.
you guys play music together often.
you sing along to the songs he plays, and chat loves it.
they beg you to sing together every stream.
Karl
oh boy
this man, this man
fucking sweetheart all around.
always puts you first.
the type to physically perk up when your are with him.
when you walk in when he's streaming,
"Y/N!!!"
*tackles you*
"karl I saw you five minutes ago-"
"and?"
...
he's adorable. a smol puppy.
he's constantly clinging to you.
at the store? arms linked.
streaming? holding your hand.
no seriously, if you guys got in an argument you would sit with your backs together and pinkies linked.
he would probably drag you to his Mr. Beast things.
you are like his emotional support human :>
he also likes to match.
he makes you wear outfits he picked out to do insta photoshoots.
mirror pics. that's it. that's the post.
the fans love it.
another to let you paint his nails.
he shows chat when you do.
"LOOK CHAT!!!" *shows off his purple nails*
y'all use nicknames.
like, mine irl is nana, so I'ma use that one.
"Nana, can you tell dream to stop killing me?" *pouts*
"Of course, bubba." *proceeds to murder dream for fucking with karl*
Tommy
he is totally not clingy.
you can totally go hang out with other people.
it's not like he blows up your phone and whines when you do.
totally not
anyways
he's the kind to bully you, but it's somehow affectionate?
going by my height, you are short. 5'1 to be exact.
so obviously, he's gonna tease you about it
"You are so fucking short lmaooo fucking ant"
*cue you kicking his ankles*
"WHAT THE FUCK Y/N"
he's actually very different off camera.
he's a lot quieter, and he is very passionate.
he likes to give you hugs.
hugs you at least 40 times a day.
I don't make the rules :)
Tubbo
chaotic asf
cuddly asf
and overall just a bundle of sunshine.
he be the kind to learn different things to do them for you.
he watched a bunch of videos to learn how to braid your hair.
he's a professional now.
he also learned how to paint nails, do makeup, and straighten hair.
he is full of surprises.
you two have a modded server with a bunch of his streamer friends, but it's not public info.
You were the one who introduced him to ukulele and the keyboard.
you have the friendship where you do everything together.
if one of you wants to try something, the other will, too.
Ranboo
you guys' humor? immaculate.
the type of friends who are akward with everyone BUT eachother.
you guys can be so awkward, but that all goes put the window when you are together.
you go on random trips to Walmart just to run around the toy isle.
you guys take turns pushing the basket and being in it.
basically yin and yang.
you are the more out going person, and he's more self reserved.
Your parents are so used to you guys being together, that they don't question when one of you comes over anymore.
your texts are so fucking chaotic
no one can understand them but you two.
you guys are the type to make up a secret code LMAO
he got his fashion sense from you.
Wilbur
your friendship is iconic.
the type of friends that would most likely end up in jail together KEKW
everyone is envy of you two.
he taught you how to sing and play guitar.
you do vocals for his songs sometimes.
You go ghost hunting together often
you have so many aesthetically pleasing polaroids of eachother.
Chat loves when you appear on his streams.
you are constantly checking oh his mental health, because knowing your best friend was hurting badly at one point hurts you.
just the thought that he was in so much pain at one point makes you physically ill.
He worries for you, too.
He knows what it feels like, and he doesn't want you to go through that.
you guys support eachother so much it's wholesome
when he does singing streams, he sometimes drags you to sing with him.
you guys cry together sometimes, and it is honestly refreshing.
over all very chaotic and emotional.
Niki
besties.
people wish they had your friendship.
you both can't stick to one aesthetic LMAO
you share clothes and things alot.
she loves having you on her streams, her chat does aswell.
you take alot of pictures together.
you both do alot of wholesome things, like bake and plant.
you are eachother's hype women.
she's taller than you, so her clothes are more baggy.
which you love, it's apart of your main aesthetic.
you have a ton of sleepovers.
you paint eachother's nails often.
you love her hugs, they are so warm and comforting.
you make sure she's happy, and she does the same to you.
you both speak in german alot, and if you didn't know it, she taught you it.
very wholesome and cute. 10/10 recommend.
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